you know you want to laugh

so um hi y’all. ikram here!! i’ve never made a post like this bc i never felt the need to but i’m feeling very emotional right now and everyone on my dash is feeling emotional right now. also my cat is very emosh right now. and this all resulted in me writing a long ass speech with little notes for everyone who has ever made me smile on here. i just wanted to make this post to let you all now that im very grateful for you. some of you i have never talked to because i’m shy and you intimidate me bUT i need you to know ur the bomb.com

💐 💐  these are for you, thank you for being such a beautiful soul. 

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anonymous asked:

what is love?

love is always thinking of that person.

love is missing that person and wanting to be with them.

love is platonic, romantic, family love.

love is hard.

love is talking to that one person on the phone for hours.

love is the calmness that washes over you as soon as you hear their voice.

love is smiling every time they laugh.

love is striving to be the best version of yourself for them.

love is pain.

love is making sure they know you love them.

love is telling them the worst parts of yourself.

love is acceptance.

love is listening to music late at night whilst wrapped round each other.

love is being comfortable around them.

love is calling them playful names to make them laugh.

love is the feeling of belonging somewhere.

love is being selfish and selfless simultaneously.

love is letting yourself be loved back.

love is love.

theowlandthefinch  asked:

Fic request: Darkiplier's S/O buys McDonald's. Dark thinks it's stupid, so he throws it out the window and fries spill onto the ground. A pigeon comes and eats the fries. I do not want Dark or the S/O to be in this in any capacity, by the way. That's only the backstory for YOUR knowledge in case you were wondering why the fries were there. Basically I'm asking for a piece about a pigeon eating fries. Thank you for your cooperation.

She reads over the given request a couple times laughing. @theowlandthefinch being a dear friend she knows this is a joke and not a sincere request.
None the less she walks over to Dark’s office and knocks on his door, “Thought you might like this.” She says and placed the printed version of the request on Dark’s desk.
Dark reads it over, his expression remains blank as he takes the paper and begins to shred it piece by piece, “If that’s all you wanted to subject me to, then leave.”
She shrugs with a smile and leaves the office knowing that it would razzle @theowlandthefinch to hear of this happening. Just as the silly goose deserved.

Lol…omg…this is the conversation that just happened while walking back to the condo from the beach!

Husband: I know what kind of fanfiction you’re writing. It’s Namekians. *puts hands together and claps quickly to make sex sounds*

Me: *laughs out loud* “Shh! No!” *both continue laughing*

Husband: 50 Shades of Nameki…50 Shades of GREEN!

Me: *dying of laughter*

Husband: I know that’s what you like baby…You want to climb that bean stalk. *sings* Green giant! Oh..oh..oh!!!

Me: That’s not what I’m writing!

Husband: *sings again* Green giant! Oh..oh..oh!

*we’re still laughing*

Husband: When we get back to the condo, I think I’m going to play Fallout 4 again while you write you’re Namekian porn!

Me: LOL OH MY GOD!!!

Husband: If you use 50 Shades of Green for the title, you have to credit me. And I want my pen name to be Ronald McDonald.

And I still can’t stop laughing…

anonymous asked:

24 & 25 w Peter Parker pls

24. “If I die I’m going to haunt your ass”

25. “You know you’re not as scary as you think you are!”

Requested by Anon and thank you to @bucky-plums-barnes for brainstorming with me <3 


When Peter first told you of his Avenging secret you almost laughed in his face, it wasn’t until he dragged you back to his apartment and thrusted the familiar red and blue suit into your hands that you actually believed him. So when he asked if you wanted to see New York from his perspective, to say you were less than thrilled about the idea would be the understatement of the century. 

“If I die I’m going to haunt your ass” you grumbled peering over the ledge of your apartment building. Peter had told you he would meet you on the roof at 10pm as there was a lesser chance of the two of you been spotted. 

“You’re not going to die (Y/N)” voice was slightly muffled by the suit, you swore the suit actually rolled it’s eyes at you. 

“Oh well I’m sorry I have some reservations about this, you don’t see me swinging from building to building every Friday night”  you huffed crossing your arms across your chest as Peter pulled off the mask, his hair fluffing up in all directions. 

“If it helps, I haven’t been doing this for that long either” 

“You know, it really doesn't” you voice was laced with sarcasm as you gave your best friend a deadpanned look. 

“Come on (Y/N) let me show you what you’re missing” Peter extended his hand out to you. You looked at his hand sighing as you slipped your own into it. 

“This all feels very Aladdin right now” grumbling trying to crack a joke for the sake for your pride as Peter slipped on his mask back on, maneuvering your arms to wrap around his shoulders he made sure you were holding on tight.  

“You know you’re not as scary as you think you are!” Peter snorted as he stood at the edge of the building, your heart hammering in your chest. 

“I’ll have you know that I am very sacaARHHHH” but your attempt to defend yourself was lost as Peter jumped off the building, using his webbing to swing you both between the building of the city. 

anonymous asked:

(Peeks in.) Hi, I just read your ask about the baby cousin mistaken for the Paps and S/O's kid, and just wanted to know if we could get the Sans version of that, please~!!!

*hunts down the post*

I threw the other post under the tag #skelebro cousin kiddos

Bc I can’t link stuff on mobile, so tags work as well XD
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UNDERSWAP

++ Sans ++

Blue gets REALLY excited hearing them say it your guys’ kid, even though they’re only your baby cousin. You both play along because you’d rather not embarrass the person or make them feel awkward, and after they leave, Blue tells you that you guys should have your own kid. You laugh, cheeks pink, telling him that you guys aren’t even married. His eyebrows raise. Oh don’t worry, darling. That’ll change faster than you think.


UNDERTALE

++ Sans ++

Classic blushes hearing the person call your baby cousin your guys’ kid. Could you guys even have a kid? Of course you could, but that’s insane, why would you ever trust Classic with kids? He totally overthinks the whole situation and you have to gently nudge him so he can get out of the funk he got placed in. He snaps back to it and he smiles at you, telling you that he finds it a little funny that they thought your cousin would be your kid, and you giggle, telling him not to be surprised… they’re cute, just like him. This makes Classic blush as your cousin grabs onto his hand, and he’s quiet for a little, mostly just thinking about what to respond with. Eventually you just breeze over it since you know it’s putting him in some sort of “ultimate turmoil” to think of anything, and the topic comes up later on, him asking about eventually starting a family with you.


UNDERFELL

++ Sans ++

Red blinks a few times hearing the person say that they find your guys’ kids to be absolutely adorable. Two of your baby cousins are around, one 5 and the other 2, and they look a lot like you- and each other, of course. All of a sudden, Red wonders what it’s like to have kids of his own. He mentions that you two should babysit your cousins more because they’re the most adorable little rascals, and they don’t annoy him like most children. You laugh and agree, and you two start to watch after them more. You practically become like their second parents, and they started calling him “Uncle Red” too. Since you two have actually been together for over 2 years at this point, he mentions it to the kids, and they are elated. They give him the cutest little pep talk and he actually takes the two of them out to get the ring with him, and everyone is swooning seeing the little kiddos pick out a beautiful ring with their seeming dad. The youngest one actually gets down on one knee while Red’s proposing, too. Who knew he’d be good with kids?


SWAPFELL

++ Sans ++

Berry thanks them, but then tells them that they’re not his kids, nor yours. The topic actually disappears very quickly. Berry doesn’t need to talk about such things- he’s already got a plan. He’s going to wait another few months, and when the time is right, he is going to propose to you very elegantly, and await your elated praises of ‘yes’ over and over. After that, you two would get married, go on a lovely honeymoon somewhere of your choice, and when you come back home… okay, maybe not all of it planned out. But he knows it’s gonna be special, and that you’re going to fall in love with him even more. You two do end up having kids, but it was mostly on accident, whoopsie… you love them either way, and a few years later you actually deliberately have kids this time, but you get stuck with triplets! Good luck taking care of 4 reckless kiddos while married to a guy like Berry, who doesn’t really like children in the first place.

anonymous asked:

It's okay to not feel that butterflies in the stomach with a person that you think you like? I'm very tranquil when I think of him, I feel safe when I'm with him and I laugh a lot. But idk, the relationship has a few days and I'm not so nervous like the other times I started one. I want to see him, and know he is ok, help him and build something together but idk?? It's so weird to feel so calm when I think that I am with that person. Is that a good sign?

hello! I read an amazing post yesterday about feeling calm and tranquil and safe with someone you love! here it is: 💕🌻🌸

feeling safe and calm with him might be a sign that your love is unconditional, not just a quick infatuation! so please see him! life is too short ✨ good luck friend!! ♡

Imagine Meeting Loki

⦁ When you heard that your brother Tony had imprisoned an actual god your curiosity shot through the roof.
⦁ You let Thor know you wanted to meet him, he told you the only way you would was with his protection
⦁ He took your breath away, you weren’t expecting the god to be so beautiful, but he was a god why hadn’t you been expecting it?
⦁ “Brother, this is the sister of the man of Iron.” Thor announced. “(Y/N) this is Loki”
⦁ You bowed, the god in the cell laughed bitterly.
⦁ Thor decided five minutes was plenty of time, so you decided to sneak back in later when Bruce was too entranced in his work to notice you walk by
⦁ Loki leaned against the cell, watching you
⦁ “If you let me out of here, I’ll save you a spectacular position in my new order.”
⦁ “I- I cant.”

⦁ “But you want to. I can read you clearly. I’m dangerous and you know it, but that is what draws you to me.”

Back Again: 4

@malindacath

It doesn’t take you long to finish lunch, you want to head over to the base that the last victim was stationed at you need to get to work or Gibbs isn’t going to be happy.
You end up shotgun in Aaron’s car, and you can’t help but study him as he drives.
“You’re staring.” He says quietly and you laugh softly.
“I know. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that we ran into each other like this. I mean what are the chances?”
“If Reid was in here he’d be able to give you those statistics.” He tells you with a smile, it didn’t escape your notice that his whole team piled into the other two SUV’s leaving the two of you alone.
“They seem like a good team.”
“They are. Why did you go to NCIS when you left the Navy?”
“Gibbs.” His face drops for half a second before you realize how that sounded. “Oh, no no I mean he helped catch a killer on my last ship. He’s no nonsense, a marine who gets the job done. I really respect him and he’s taken me under his wing, kind of become a father figure.” Both you and Hotch had rough relationships with your fathers and while he became a protector in his own right you found strong role models you could count on. Like Gibbs.
“I just wish you would’ve come to the FBI.”
“You know we would drive each other crazy if I worked with you full time.” You tease as he pulls up to the gates of the base.
“Sir?” The man standing guard asks.
“FBI. We need access to this base.”
“Sorry sir, you have no jurisdiction.”
“Yea,” you say pulling your credentials from your hip, “but I do. NCIS.” He glances at your badge and photo then nods and waves you and the other two trucks through the gate.
You all pile out of the trucks and gather together. “Alright what do you guys know about being on a ship?” You ask, when you get blank stares from everyone but Rossi you sigh. It’s going to be a challenge to have them all on the ship. “Okay, how about this, we’ll set up a couple places for you guys to interview and I’ll do most of the running around on the ship.”
“Can you just explain it to us?” Reid asks and you wince.
“I mean I can but you’ll get lost, no matter how smart you are.”
“Humor them.” Rossi says and you nod then give them the quick and dirty rundown of a ship and the terminology.
“Do we have walkies or comms?” You ask Aaron.
“Yea, why?”
“Cell phones won’t work very well inside the ship.” He nods then they head back to their trucks and pull out their comm pieces. Aaron passes you one and you pop it into your ear then you and his team head onto the ship.

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Gif is mine

Imagine being locked in an elevator with Bishop (i’m thinking about the Oklahoma watermelon thing, and if you manage to fit that in somehow, I’ll love you forever) 

Requested by Anon~


You liked Ellie. She was your friend. Being on the same team meant you both had to trust each other with your lives. And if you couldn’t trust Ellie, you couldn’t trust anybody.

But right now, stuck in an elevator together, there were times when you didn’t even want to know Ellie Bishop.

“I mean, who in their right mind would consider watermelon a vegetable?” She ranted off. “Don’t get me wrong, I love Oklahoma. But sometimes, I wonder who the hell is running things there.”

“Ellie, can’t we talk about something else?” You asked the analyst. “Not that I don’t love talking about watermelon, but…”

“Oh! Yeah, of course. Sorry.” Ellie laughed off before thinking for a moment. “Did McGee ever tell you about the new program designed to matching license plates easier?”

anonymous asked:

Hi hi are you still taking request for the drabble thingy? If so may I ask for a Marty Scurll one with 50“You know you want it, sweetheart.”? Love ya

“You know you want it, sweetheart.”

You scowled intensely from your position on the sofa. The pounding in your head, the faucet that was your nose, and the fever was all Marty’s fault. He brought home some strange fucked up flu-cold hybrid and you were miserable.

“I don’t want anything else from you, you piece of shit.”

He laughed at your mumbled words, the volume causing you to groan at the increased pounding of your head. Marty moved to you anyway and you begrudgingly took the steaming cup of tea. 

“I promise it will make you feel better.”

Tagged by @jikpop176 thank you so much!!

Five things you’ll find in my bag:

-          Scissors

-          Flashlight (don’t ask I’m just a very paranoid person)

-          Wallet

-          Pencil case

-          Notebook

Five things you’ll find in my bedroom:

-          Platypus plushies

-          SVT posters

-          Fluffy blanket

-          Violin

-          I don’t know, but it’s pink

Five things I always wanted to do:

-          Fly

-          Visit the dreams of others (in a non-creepy way which is hard to imagine so… yeah we’ll leave it at that)

-          Speak all the languages in the whole world, or at least get a chance to learn most of them

-          Make people laugh

-          Dye my hair pink or wear pink contacts (I have a problem)

Five things that make me happy:

-          SVT

-          Translating

-          Reading tags of reblogs

-          Platypus gifs

-          Acoustic covers

Five things I’m currently into:

-          Jun/SVT in general

-          Fanfics

-          Voice acting

-          Pretending I’m an amusing person

-          Blogging in general

I tag: @berryhoon​ | @fyeahwonhui| @thatrandomfangirl156​ | @themoonandacarat| @devinadzz​ | @youngwildfrre | @loveyj95 | @17-etc​ | @ssuzume​ | @ohmygirk| @danidnella | @cafeandthe​ | @eeimmii​ | @sporadicparadisekoala​ | @sweetlemonede | @yoshizuki

My Girl--Luke Skywalker x Reader

You walked around the Millennium Falcon, bored out of your mind. Finally, you had settled in front of Leia at the table.

“Want to play some Dejarik?” You asked her, not knowing what else to do. She sighed before activating the hologram where the pieces were brought to life.

“Let me just warn you, I’m unbeatable,” Leia said to you, causing you to scoff. How dare she underestimate your power.

“Well, that streak is about to end because I’m unbeatable,” you told her, pointing yourself. She laughed and made her first move. The pressure was now on and you were determined to win.

“I’m going to get some sleep, (y/n). It was nice playing with you,” she said, a triumphant smirk on her face. You scowled at her before laying your head on the table in defeat.

“Fine, leave me to wallow in self pity,” you mumbled as she walked to another part of the ship. It wasn’t until you heard another pair of footsteps walking that you lifted your head, a defeated frown plastered on your face.

“Come on, now. A pretty thing like you shouldn’t be frowning,” Han said, sitting in the seat that Leia was just occupying. You scowled at him before leaning back into the seat, hoping that it would absorb you into it.

“Are you here to beat me at Dejarik too?” You asked him, your (e/c) eyes glancing towards the confident smuggler. He smirked, sliding closer to you.

“No, you just looked a little lonely after Leia left you,” he explained throwing his arms onto the back of the booth-like seat.

“And why would you care about me, Solo?” You asked him. He laughed before answering.

“Well,” he began, “you’re beautiful, funny, extremely talented, and a lot more things that I think are best saved for another time.” A small blush rose to your cheeks as you scooted away from Han, feeling slightly uncomfortable from his flirting. Han smirked at the blush dusting at your cheeks.

Unknown to you, Luke was watching this conversation happen, envy bubbling inside of him. He hated the way that Han thought he could trick you with his charm. Luke was jealous of the way that Han made you blush. He couldn’t take it anymore as he walked over to where you sat and gave you a kiss full of passion.

Your eyes widened at disbelief, but soon closed again, enjoying this moment. Not only was your crush kissing you, but Han also seemed unsettled as he scooted away, avoiding to look your way.

When Luke pulled away, your face was flushed and lips were swollen. Embarassment creeped through your being as you didn’t know what to say. Luke then sat beside you, throwing his arm around your shoulders and pulling you close to him.

“That’s my girl you’re flirting with, Han,” Luke growled, glaring at the other male. Han’s lips turned into a sly smile as he got up and walked back to the cockpit, glad that his plan to get you and the future Jedi together.

Once Han was out of ear shot, Luke withdrew his arm, embarassment suddenly coming over him. He couldn’t believe that he had just done that and he had hoped that you weren’t mad at him. A blush rose to his cheeks as he began to speak.

“L-Listen, (y/n), I’m sorry about that. I just got so jealous and-” you cut him off with a quick peck to hips lips, shutting him up.

“I’ve been waiting so long for that to happen.”

marvelfanlife  asked:

Not an nsfw headcannon but a headcannon where JJ falls in love with you and you fall in love with her please!

(this has been sitting in my inbox for the longest time, I’m so sorry!)

At first, she wouldn’t want to admit it. She’d see the subtle things you’d do such as crinkling your nose when you laughed or you whispering in your sleep and she’d just think you were cute but, after a while, she’d begin to catch herself staring in your direction. Everything you did mesmerised her, she was completely entranced by you. Little did she know that you would observe everything she did. You’d zone out whenever she’d say something intelligent. She’d make you so flustered. 

This would go on for months until finally, the team who’d noticed everything would set something up for you. You two wouldn’t even wait to tell each other ‘I love you,’ because you knew from the very moment you saw her that she was the one for you. 

haughtest  asked:

dude i just wanted to drop in and let you know that your kara/mon-el/diana gifset makes me laugh so fucking hard everytime it shows up on my dash, specifically because all of their expressions are PURE GOLD (esp the 5th and 6th gifs). i love it. anywho. keep on keepin on. cheers :)

omg this is so nice thank you 💕💕

Dating Zach

Would entail…

- The sweetest good morning and good night messages and FaceTime’s because you’re the person he wants to run through his mind before he falls asleep, and the first person he wants to make smile in the morning

- Unprecedented but hilarious food fights of casually throwing snacks at one another and laughing until it escalates out of control and ends with him wrapping his arm around your waist from behind and using his free hand to mush cake in your face

- Serenading you in public locations because he knows it makes you blush and he wants the whole world to know how special you are to him

- Borrowing his hoodies when you’re cold, but when he sees you in it he rushes back to his room and brings back a “Why Don’t We” hoodie, because “You gotta always plug, Princess”

- Always speaking highly of you, and dishing about your relationship on national talk shows and radio interviews, because despite it always making the other boys laugh and rolls their eyes playfully he loves talking about you

- Tip toe hugs with your head buried in the crook of his shoulder after all the lights are out, and it’s quiet enough to hear his breath as he holds you so fiercely you doubt the possibility that there could have ever existed a moment before that very one

- Family movie nights with the Herron’s featuring the best Disney and Pixar movies, heavily buttered popcorn, more hilarious jokes than you could possibly count, and eventually finding Zach fallen asleep in his little sister, Reese’s, room after singing her to sleep

- Going to mini golf when he let’s you pick the date locations because you know you can usually win, and teasing him for his poor golf skills as he laughs and swears that he’s getting better just to impress you

- Always being treated like absolute royalty, because you light up his world and deserve to be treated as such every day and night

- Dedicating songs to you while performing on tour, each dedication song different every time and dependent on what he wants to say to you, even though you can’t be there to see them all in person- because it makes him feel as though you’re right there beside him though everything

After receiving an (now not so anon anymore *waves at Jane*) ask about “Matsuhana FF8″ :3 Them COSPLAYS!

(i seriously considered leaving the dick across their faces as watermark…)
(also considering prints of this because i love…)

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Ben & Sophie arrive at Wimbledon final, July 10 2016
(pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4)