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‘Moho’ callout post

Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic
( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down )

You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…

but i’m here to say

she’s not what she tells everyone she is..

See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..

“Nya”…

…. a fokin’ Weeb…

EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS

BUT OH NO NO!!
It doesn’t stop there kiddies.

moments later…

she reveals that…

She’s sexually attracted to Barry Bee Benson..
YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,,
What if I told you..

She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees”
*slams paperwork on table*
I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE

I have even found visual proof of all of this!!

shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E

if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA

What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee//
You’re

no

i’m,,
I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,-
*starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH

–F-Fuck bees man,, 
I’m just so

Hurt q-q




*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-

Ok so y’know how Robbie always calls the kids by the wrong names to be mean/get on their nerves?

Well, one day Trixie decides to throw that back in Robbie’s face. After Robbie goes “Hey you! Loud Girl– Tricky!” she responds “What’s up, Reuben?”

And Robbie can’t even handle it, he’s so appalled and offended, this is possibly one of the worst things that’s ever happened to him

anonymous asked:

So we know (more or less) what the Paladin's good qualities are, but what do you think are their worst traits?

Oooh fun question!

Shiro - Condescending, I think is the right word?  Maybe run of the mill arrogant, but a specific kind.  Shiro think he knows better than what people say.  This kind of confidence is good in the field where he can make snap choices and feel strongly about them, but in a day to day it’s painful.  Not only do you get the nasty situations where Shiro decides no one is being honest about their opinions to him (because they don’t agree with his preconceived notions), he also has a tendency to decide things for people, like if they need company or to be left alone.  The worst part is that he’s pretty often right, so it’s all the harder to change his mind when he is wrong.

Pidge - Defensive as all hell.  She takes offense far quicker than is necessarily reasonable and has a mean streak about it.  Tends to over-analyze what people say to the point of completely twisting it into something they didn’t at all mean, and has never encountered the definition of ‘Occam’s Razor’.  Worse, she has a tendency to seek retribution for the perceived slight.

Hunk - His fears can make him selfish.  For the most part, he’d rather withdraw than engage, would rather follow than rebel, even when he knows it’s wrong.  This has changed somewhat, but it’s still a temptation under his skin.  A desire to get away and go somewhere safe and just let the enemy win this round.  Part of him gives up too easily, let’s things go when there’s still a fighting chance because the fear of failure is strong.

Lance - Similar to Pidge in that he has a tendency to imagine offense, but he tends to imagine motivations for people.  This doesn’t necessarily have to be in an angry way, but it often is, like how he imagined and entire rivalry with Keith.  He’ll day dream up what someone is like, and then has that idea of them in his head for months after and be wrong-footed and upset when they aren’t like that.  This especially rears up for Keith and Shiro, who he imagined as incredibly different from reality but occasionally tries to treat them like that (or, in Keith’s case, don’t try not to)

Keith - Keith’s drive is a PROBLEM.  He is completely unreasonable in response to an internal, sometimes irrational goal.  He’ll push himself way to hard, push others too far, ignore responsibilities and completely snub the rest of the world in terms of matching his imaginary standards.  Also doesn’t understand that other people don’t completely throw themselves into anything they’re interested in, so gets frustrated when people aren’t putting in the same amount of effort

Life sucks, but I’m glad I’m here with you // Jughead x Reader

Here’s a little drabble because I’m going through one of my regular moments where I don’t know what to do except write it down. This is for anyone feeling alone and stuck. Not knowing what do to is the worst and writing or talking about it sort of helps me cope for a little while.

I think I’ve made this non gender specific but if you see any slips ups, please let me know and I will sort it out.

I went with asexual Jughead, I think. I’m not too well-versed in everything involving asexuality so please explain it to me if I’m labelling this wrong.

I like writing about Riverdale and Jughead because that’s what I’ve been focusing on for a while now, plus if you saw my earlier post where I broke down you can see how much I love cole.

School sucks. Everything sucks. Home life sucks. Your friends suck. You suck.

Repeating this mantra in your head is not a clever thing to do. It eats at you, leaves you in a constant state of misery. You just don’t know how to stop yourself. Hating the world is exhausting and doing it all alone doesn’t help either.

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Elijah couldn’t sleep.

It wasn’t unusual for Connor to be gone late. In fact it was quite common - but he’d never been out this late without telling Elijah. Connor was meticulous about that sort of thing: if he was ever running late he’d always let Elijah know. The sudden change of habit was unnerving, and Elijah’s mind immediately jumped to the worst conclusions.

So he waited at the window in the half-light, the house silent except for the white noise of the radio and the gentle creaking of the triplets’ beds as they slept upstairs.

Where are you? Elijah wondered; he’d never wondered what Connor did as a job, merely accepting the ‘odd jobs here and there’ excuse he was usually given, but now he was beginning to doubt. The amount of times Connor had come home bruised or bloodied… it worried him. What worried him even more was that Connor tried to hide it from him.

Paid to be Popular ~ Pt. 14

Originally posted by eldvinaaa

Pairing: tell me who you’re shipping here

Other series: The Purpose of Love // Bittersweet Generation

Description: When everyone finds out that there’s a school dance coming up soon, they all freaks out. Who is Y/N going to take to the dance?

ALL PARTS HERE

“So… what made you change your mind?” Luke asked with a hesitation because he already knew that Calum going with Aleisha to the dance was the reason that you invited Luke as your date.

“Oh just… I don’t know, maybe us going out wouldn’t be the worst idea.” You answered with a shrug and a desperate glance around the school hallway. Neither Calum nor Aleisha were there which was a good thing. You had been avoiding both of them since Aleisha told you about the “great” news that she and Calum were going together.

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So I have this friend.

Her name is Chrissy.  Christine if you wanna get technical. @chrissy22787

And about 6-8 months ago she found my blog.

People talk about things being fated.  People say two people were meant to be in each other’s lives…and I didn’t ever really believe that until now.

Chrissy is one of those people who doesn’t approach others with cynicism in any form.  She is one of those people who wants to walk away from an interaction with someone and leave them smiling.  
I mean…honestly?  She’s the female version of Harry Styles.

She has seen me at my worst and never once has she held it against me.  

So today, on her birthday I wanted to take a moment to make sure she knows I love her.  Because sometimes I might not make that evident even though it’s always true.  

I love you Chris.  You are the Ethel to my Lucy.  I dunno what I would do without you.  

Her birthday is tomorrow and I’m posting this early just so I can be first.  Because I’m a competitive fucker like that.

Have the happiest of birthdays, My Friend….you deserve it.

Originally posted by homeiswherethelarryis

pros to being my fucking girlfriend
  • tall (6′2″)
  • funny
  • own my own car
  • flosses (who you know that does that? nobody. fresh breath)
  • thick (i know you like em big)
  • crippling social anxiety (means i spend more time with you since i can’t go places alone)
  • snores (breathing on hard mode, always up for a challenge)
  • wears glasses (attractive disability, everyone has a fetish for broken eyes)
  • collects toys (unashamed about what makes me happy)
  • depression (humble)
  • insatiable appetite for just the junkiest, worst food imaginable (makes you look better by association, unless you eat shit food too, in which case we have something in common)
  • thick facial hair (makes me look intimidating to ward off threatening animals)
  • when face is shaved, i look like a large pink baby (makes me approachable to friendly animals and humans)
  • clingy (caring)
  • paranoid (cares about safety)
  • buys video games and never plays them (has disposable income)
  • unemployed (lots of time to spend with you)
  • physically strong
  • high aversion to violence
  • likes animals more than people (except you, probably)
  • you no longer have to attend anime conventions alone because i will also be there

Cons to being my Fucking Girlfriend

  • NONE WHATSOEVER
  • spends too much money on taco bell 

anonymous asked:

Can you explain the "fat" on a food label? What should we look for, what is good for us and what should we stay away from? (I know trans fats are not good).

Saturated fats = not as good for you. Such as in a lot of red meats like beef and pork, and very prevalent in fried foods. Polyunsaturated and monounsaturated fats = good fats such as in olive oil, peanut oils and avocados. These fats are known to help lower blood cholesterol levels and are more heart healthy where as saturated fats increase bad cholesterol. Trans fats have absolutely zero benefit to the body and are the worst and should be kept to an absolute minimum.

Dude. That’s bizarre, and you know what’s worst about it? The flub will get more press than the fact that Moonlight, the pic about a gay black kid, won over the circle jerk white favorite.

anonymous asked:

I mean, I like the way you are, but I also like the old Souda. (Sorry, my English is the worst) ...Well, you are very beautiful, Souda. (I like you <3 )

(No problem, don’t worry !)


Hum okay but…How do you even know what I looked like before? Did that also happened in your “games”? Your universe is so strange…


But thank you.

lorelaigillmore  asked:

I feel like the only person who is even more excited about Broadchurch tomorrow is you and ugh I have no idea where to go with my feelings. I am more than dying for all the new episodes but what if Miller & Hardy don´t end up together as they should?? I am scared.

Don’t be scared. I’m not scared because I know that Hardy and Miller getting together will kill me stone dead, just like them NOT getting together will kill me stone dead. I die either way. Anyway, it’s gonna be a hell of a series with lots of mystery and new characters and INTENSE “PLATONIC” G A Z I N G between the worst cops in Britain, so let’s sit back and enjoy our rollercoaster ride into the abyss.

I JUST REMEMBERED THEY’RE PROBABLY GONNA HUG THERE IS NO TIME FOR FEAR NOW, SOLDIER

rapdaegu  asked:

i see your exclusive jeon tag 👀 👀 ksjknjjjk it is (thanks bea this is a grape url)

AHSDFJGNDH WHY ARE ALL OF YOU TURNING AGAINST ME I’M???

YOU ALL KEEP EXPOSING ME AND BOMBING ME WITH PICS OF HIM, AND LIKE THAT’S NOT ENOUGH MY DASH IS YET AGAIN FULL OF PHOTOS OF JEON FROM THE CERTAIN ABSOLUTE WORST FANSIGN EVER

also no that’s a really bad idea what the heck no waY WHAT IS KSJKNJJJK WHO IS JJK I DON’T KNOW NO JJK WHO IS BEA I DON’T KNOW HER EITHER and i’m definitely not laughing at the ‘grape’ again…. stop it

also does this tag mean something were you trying to say something

i mean

it’s under this picture

i’m suffering

ri-ddikulus  asked:

Mother fuckin George Weasley

caitlin, you deadass already know what i’m going to say 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life


hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang


hogwarts house: 
gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff


best quality:
he’s so funny and caring and brave and just 10/10 would recommend 

worst quality: he has no chill tbh 


ship them with: ME BITCH ME!!!! OR ELLA!!! MY OC, ELLA!!!! (but i GUESS i ship with angelina, but idk it’s weird to me) 


brotp them with:
Fred. duh. 


needs to stay away from: U-No-Poo 


misc. thoughts: 
my. fucking. husband.

send me characters!!

anonymous asked:

Have you heard Just Right or Let Me in Chinese? Who has the best pronunciation and the worst pronunciation?

yeah. aside from jackson and mark, jinyoung has the best. bambam’s pre good too. the worst.. i don’t know if there is because i understand pre much what they’re all saying when they sing. so that leaves with jaebeom, youngjae and yugyeom lmao they’re good too but there’s always room for improvement.

just-french-me-up  asked:

102. Name your favorite Kesha song You gotta.

Jehan : you know me~ I can’t resist Die Young

Monty : how obvious and how Romantic of you, indeed. It’s not the worst one, in any case, I quite like it.

Jehan : Romantic and romantic. It really talks to me

Monty : dying young, like  a perfect rose…

Jehan :  "That magic in your pants, it’s making me blush" ~ 

Monty : …

Monty : …well now, monsieur Prouvaire…~  I do believe you’ve managed to render me speechless…

Jehan : what a shame, you didn’t answer…

Monty : do I still need to? Nothing could compare to such poetry *grin*

Jehan : let’s live like we’re gonna die young~

Monty : I’ll show you the magic in my pants, all right…~