you know what's not the worst

Perhaps the worst thing about being a reader is realizing you are one. Knowing that no matter how many series you devour, you’ll never be part of them. That no matter how many times you re-read a book you won’t ever know more than those counted pages.
And the very worst thing of it all is finishing a novel- even worse, a series- and then…nothing. You are left with the hangover and a bittersweet taste on your heart and maybe a tear or two rolling down your cheeks. One because it was beautiful, the other because it was so sad, and….and the rest because your life won’t ever be that interesting. Your ending will be terrible and just that. And you’ve just read something epic and fantastic and you want it. You want that story, those friends, that love. You want to be the protagonist, or even a nameless character, all to be part of something bigger than your own existence. All to escape this cruel reality we are to live. With nothing. With hollow people getting wasted and getting high and it’s all so empty so empty so empty
So empty and books are not. Stories are full of…of that something you don’t really know how to call. Transcendence, love, adventure, magic. It has something, it is something and you look around your dark room knowing your life won’t ever compare to that. There won’t be a love like that for you, or that kind of adventure and mystery and-and magic when you blow the candles on your birthday cake.
No matter what.
And that’s perhaps the worst part.
—  Sophia Carey

inspired by this post & prompted by @alberto-rozende


“Shit!”

Jace laughs under his breath at Alec’s cursing, or more specifically, at the fact that he managed to take Alec down in record time, for the fifth time today.

“You’ve gotta step up your game, brother, I know you sit behind a desk more often these days, but we can’t have our Head of the Institute this easily beaten.”

The look Alec gives him is murderous, but it loses some of its edge seeing as Alec is still on the ground. Jace offers him a hand and Alec takes it, but then immediately uses his grip to drag Jace down on the mat.

“Someone’s grumpy,” Jace teases as he moves into a sitting position next to Alec.

“Someone is experience the worst hangover in his life, and the fact that you know this and are being an ass right now makes you the worst brother ever,” Alec mumbles before letting himself fall onto his back and placing an arm over his eyes.

“And I didn’t even drink that much last night.”

Jace bursts out laughing at how serious Alec’s voice is and even Alec glaring at him does nothing to help him to calm down.

“Alec, you were flirting with Magnus,” Jace says slowly, his laughter still bubbling at the surface, ready to burst out at any moment.

Alec’s brows furrow and he says, “So what? He’s my boyfriend.”

Jace takes a breath and bites his lip in order to calm himself, because Alec apparently doesn’t remember how the flirting went.

“You asked him if he was single and almost cried when he said he wasn’t.”

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Marichat May Day 28: Kiss It Better

Chat is  a drama queen: the sequel


“This is a disaster.”

“Chat… ”

“A tragedy! The greatest tragedy that ever was!”

“Chat.”

“I’m dying. This is it. The end of the great Chat Noir.”

“Chat!”

“Goodbye, cruel world! Princess, princess, please come here. Thank you for all the cookies and hot chocolate and for the petting. Tell Ladybug I loved her with my whole heart.”

Marinette crossed her arms. “Chat, get off the floor and stop being overdramatic. It is just a paper cut.”

Chat looked downright offended. “Just a paper cut?! What kind of metahuman are you to not know paper cuts are the worst?” He got up as fast as he could and pointed to his check. “On my beautiful face! My good looks, gone!”

Marinette groaned. “Chat, you are still handsome. A small papercut can’t change that.”

His ears and tail shot up. Then he got the biggest shit eating grin on his face. “Oh, the princess thinks I’m handsome. Shocking!” he slapped his cheek for emphasis and then winced.

His bottom lip began trembling. “It hurts. Please, Mari, kiss it better.”

Marinette rolled her eyes, but still kissed his cheek. “Happy?”

Chat didn’t bother to answer, just wrapped his arms around her waist and began to purr.

Jun immediately asked OP whether she practiced her celestial deeds as soon as she got up to him. She said no, and he was like I can’t believe you went to sleep. Bad jokes were exchanged as usual. OP said she’ll prepare more and have a competition with him on who can tell the worst joke, and Jun said he’ll tell her a bad one now.

J: Do you know what happens after a plane catches on fire and crashes into a cornfield??
OP: What??
J: A popcorn field
OP: ???? Why
J: Because the plane is on fire so the corn will become popcorn
OP: ……….What about the plane?
J: Gone
OP: ????? All right wait for me next week…
J: Okay I’ll wait

anonymous asked:

Hi! I love your blog and I'm pretty sure that you've recced this fic before. I've been searching for days and can't find it. It's a fic where Derek has had the worst day and Stiles finds Derek on his front step crying and petting his cat. I could've sworn I bookmarked it but I cant find it .Hope you can help me. Thanks in advance!

Did we? Sometimes we forget what we recced, we’re so sorry! Do any of you guys know it?

yousef and noora aren’t dating!

skam always taunts us (and the main character) with the worst case scenario, only to later reveal there was nothing to worry about. for example, in season 1, the worst thing that can happen to eva is jonas cheating on her. she thinks (and we suspect) that he is, but he isn’t! in season 2, the worst thing that can happen to noora is sleeping with niko. she thinks (and we suspect) that she did, but she didn’t! i haven’t watched season 3 yet, so i don’t know if isak encounters a similar situation. 

but if you follow the pattern, yousef and noora aren’t dating because that’s the worst thing that could happen to sana. in each of these scenarios, the misunderstanding and lack of communication prompts the main character into making a huge mistake, like eva cheating on jonas, and noora not telling anyone about what happened and being deceitful. from the last clip, it seems like sana is going to go on a warpath by using noora’s account to leak the sara receipts and destroy both the girl squad and pepsi max. 

the point is to make the characters feel shitty, then do something shitty, then discover they weren’t justified in feeling shitty or doing the shitty thing because they didn’t perceive the situation correctly, thus making them (and us) feel EVEN SHITTIER

tldr: julie’s fucking with us as usual

I have some explaining to do.

So a lot of you know I haven’t been active all May. First I’d like to say I am safe and well and doing okay. And I’m sorry for not being here, for not sharing my excitement with all of you. I really am. But it really has been a rough month. Probably the worst month of my life. And what I’m about to tell you isn’t a cry for help, it isn’t me trying to fish for people’s attention or make you feel sorry for me. And I really don’t want to make it much bigger than it is but I just… I just don’t know what I’m doing, okay? This is just me being honest and upfront because I know that some of you care and are concerned. So here it goes. 

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One And Only | M

SYNOPSIS: a sweet, unscripted make-out session with taehyung unexpectedly escalates into a concoction of breathy moans and fiery touches that makes you gasp for air. in a world where people are increasingly becoming unreliable, the two of you find solace in each other.

Originally posted by qt-taehyungssi

GENRE: university au, implied smut, 3012% still not for children eyes. mostly tender fluff.
PAIRING: taehyung kim x (fem.)reader
NOTES: this is for you, rian, all for you.


Today hasn’t been your best day. But it certainly hasn’t been your worst, either. On a mundane day, you can confidently say that you torture yourself by thinking of things that make your blood freeze; for example, if your friend is going to ask to borrow your horribly-taken chemistry notes that have too many pen-borne strike-throughs, and expect you to deliver. What if you haven’t begun that nagging statistics paper that you know will take you a solid week to finish, even if the due-date is no where near close? What if you have too many things to accomplish, that the very thought of even organizing a check-list seems daunting? You dare people to call you lazy; you probably are, but when you work, you work.

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UNCLE YOMO RUINED A BIRTHDAY

It was the twins birthday and I invited Yomo and Nishiki (also Hina/Ayato/Tsukiyama/Banjou but they never came, those fuckers) and like, Kaneki was making the food while talking with Yomo, AND SUDDENLY his humor changes and he’s furious, then I see that Touka is embarrassed, and a tiny message pops out saying that Kaneki is jealous and I was like… what? of who? and then I see another message that says that apparently Yomo told Kaneki a nasty rumor about Touka, and i kept reading and Kaneki’s status was like “jealous at catching your partnert flirting with others”, the worst thing is that I looked into Touka’s relationships and she doesn’t have a romance with anyone else except Kaneki, which means that uncle Yomo is lying

you know that one uncle who always ruins family reunions? aparently Yomo is one of them, LOOK AT HIS SUSPICIOUS FACE 

You know one thing I’m doing differently that has helped make this breakup so much easier than my past breakups?

Blocking my ex on everything so I can never see his name and be tempted to look at what he’s posting. Also going 100% no contact, period.

Idk why I always did that before. I mean I do know… I was hoping to see him post something about hurting or feeling like they made a mistake for leaving me or something… But that literally never happens. You’ll always see the worst shit possible lol which is that THEY LEGIT DO NOT CARE and you think about it for the rest of forever and hurt so much harder and longer…

You think hitting them up semi-regularly on some friendly ship will make them wanna stay in your life or that it will remind them why they fell in love with you and that they’ll wanna get back together. You might even think having them as a friend is better than nothing.

Dont… Its literally torture and they’re probably only responding because they dont wanna hurt your feelings more. Just leave them alone. Erase all physical memory of them from your life. At least remove it from your line of vision lol. You’re just prolonging the hurt by not doing so.

anonymous asked:

Sweetheart! Hope you're doing well with your exams! And since exams is the topic and I'm with them too. Any recommendations on good College!AU fics? I'm sending you luck and love ❤🍀

Hello love! It’s been going well so far, but I still have the worst ones ahead, so I’m definitely going to need a bit of that luck… Thank you so much and good luck to you too, then! <3

You know what, I actually haven’t recommended ani college/uni!au’s for a while (the few I have can be found here), so why not ;)

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  • firing away as they gay by cosetties
    Summary: Just because Isak and Even hooked up doesn’t mean that Even actually cares about him, no matter how badly the meddling assholes he calls friends want them to be together.
  • Half Blade and Half Silk by smokeshop ✓
    Summary: Isak’s friends introduce him to an art student at a college party. He won’t stop calling Isak baby and Isak’s bad at pretending to hate it. College AU where Isak’s past is a little more colorful but Even still won’t leave him alone. 

  • Someone Somewhere Loves You by ReadingDreams07
    Summary: Even never thought that he would fall in love at first sight and on top of that at his school library. Now he is on a search to find the love of his life again. Too bad that this damn university was so big. But he never gave up and he will make this come true. 

  • Knock Four Times by folerdetdufoler
    Summary: Isak is a senior in college, studying at a university in America. He lives in an apartment on campus with three other guys and works part-time in the student center to help with his tuition. As much as he’s enjoyed the whole college experience, he’s ready to graduate and head back to Oslo, to his city, his family, and his boyfriend .But then, during the first week of his last semester, he steps off the elevator onto his floor and sees a guy sitting in the empty hallway. Isak walks over to see if he needs help with something, and finds out three very important things: his name is Even, he just moved into the building but already got locked out, and he is fucking gorgeous. 

  • even the rogue horticulturist by Leprechon ✓
    Summary: Even likes plants. Meanwhile, Isak takes an interest in the boy who sits in front of him in his 8 am lecture. 

  • i didn’t mean to kiss you (you didn’t mean to fall in love) by tarjeiandhenrik
    Summary: HateToLove!au; Even is a footballer. Isak is a cheerleader. They can’t stand each other… except that’s not true at all.

  • Cleansing my Soul by imissedyourskin
    Summary: "Even Bech Naesheim was a popular guy, or well, as popular as you could be at a small college of 10.000 students. Isak was pretty positive though that at least half of them knew Even’s name from one thing or another. Why, you ask? Well, because Even was the type of guy that was not easy to ignore. Isak knew because he had tried, oh how often he had tried.“ Even fights for equal rights and is openly bisexual. Isak is a quiet admirer unsure of his sexuality. But there is always more than meets the eye… Who is Even beneath his popular appearance? And what is the whole deal with Even’s ‘secret club’?

  • The Smarty by aki_natur
    Summary: HateToLove!au; Isak always was a smart kid. Everyone knew it. Isak did, too. And if anyone ever made him question it, they better watch out. Everyone knew it. Well, except for Even. Even didn’t.

  • the city of illusions, the city of yearning by elisewin
    Summary: The whole point of going on a student exchange program is to meet people from different countries, learn about different cultures and so on. Isak, of course, falls in love with another Norwegian while in Rome. 

  • Things Look Different in the Morning by allyasavedtheday
    Summary: neighbors!au; “So,” he says, drawing the word out. “I told Even he could stay here.” Isak blinks, convinced he’s misheard. “Eskild,” he says flatly. “We don’t have a spare room.” Eskild straightens his back, expression turning sheepish. “That’s the other part…I was thinking he could stay in your room?” * In which Even needs a place to stay, kollektivet gains a new roommate, and Isak just really wants to sleep

  • Membership Dues by Sabeley ✓
    Summary: Isak is pledging Even’s fraternity. Even keeps having to be reminded that he’s not allowed to date the pledges. “It’s a ten-week pledge period. How hard could it be?” Famous last words. 

  • love and healing by evenbakkas
    Summary: fake dating!au; Isak is angry. He’s fucking pissed, and he’s suddenly seeing red, because his ex fucking took his heart and stomped on it until it was left in pieces, and he doesn’t get to do this to Isak after all the shit he’s pulled. So, before the guy can answer, Isak smiles curtly and says, “He’s my boyfriend.” Or: A Fake dating!AU where Isak goes grocery shopping and meets an attractive stranger in a jean jacket who ends up leaving as his fake boyfriend.

(✓ - oneshots/completed chaptered fics)

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What can I say that hasn’t already been said about Noel Gallagher? What can I add to what I’ve already written about him in my previous posts?
Maybe that’s the thing with true loves … what else is there to say once you spelled the three words “I love you” and you mean it?
I’m sure Noel would object with me saying such a soppy thing… It’s his music that I love, his music that saved my life when I was at my worst.
If I was rational, I’d agree with that. I don’t know the man, I only know his music and his words.
But is it really possible to completely isolate the art from the artist? I’m not so sure.

So I’ll take the risk of being repetitive, soppy and sentimental: I love Noel Gallagher, with all of his flaws and eccentricities.

He’s a constant inspiration and source of happiness, I always turn to his songs and his interviews when I need an injection of hope and laughter. 

I wish him all the best and I hope he’s having a great time, surrounded by his beloved ones. 

He deserves the world.

❤ Happy birthday Noel ❤

You know what the worst part about not having someone who was important to you in your life anymore? Weeding out the little reminders and thoughts you have pertaining to them throughout your day. It’s awful lmao.

anonymous asked:

Do you know what The Last's rating in Japan is ?

Yup I recently rebloged the ratings of the film. Which curryls is the WORST Naruto movie ever. Not only it was a flop by non selling and people leaving the cinema halfway of the movie. They also made it kind of froud by not refonding people who wanted to deleterio the ticket once the full trailer and sinopsyos was out. And are we going to talk about the studio baiting the fans with sasuke and kakashi in the trailer, just because hinata alone doesn’t sell? Pathethic isn’t it?

You know what? Fuck. Fuck whoever made that compilation of the monster factory dude saying boy. Every time I call my cat a good boy I hear his voice in my head which is the worst torture that could have been visited upon me.

50 questions you’ve never been asked tag

I was tagged by @imsimpressed. Thank you! ❤

1. What’s your favorite candle scent? Frangipani
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? Does Jenna Moreci count?
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? Can I have both Hank and John Green?
4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? No clue
5. Do you know a hoarder? I am a hoarder
6. Can you do a split? Nope
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? 3?
8. How many oceans have you swam in? 2 or 3
9. How many countries have you been to?
10. Is anyone in your family in the army? Not currently
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? Lucy
12. What would you name your son if you had one? Noah, Theo
13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test? D+
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? Teletubbies, Winx Club, 
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? A witch
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? I read Harry Potter and Twilight but couldn’t finish the second HG
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? British
18. Did your mother go to college? Yes
19. Are your grandparents still married? They were until they died
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? Taekwondo lessons as a kid
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? Yes
22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? Luna Park
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? French
24. Do you spell the colour as grey or gray? Grey
25. Is your father bald? No
26. Do you know triplets? No, but my brother does
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? Titanic
28. Have you ever had Indian food? Yes
29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant? Basilico (pizza)
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? Nope
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)? Nope
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? I don’t think they had any plans
33. If you have a nickname, what is it? I don’t oops
34. Who’s your favorite person in the world? My boyfriend
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? Suburbs?
36. Can you whistle? Yes
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? No
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? Yes
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? Yes
40. What medical conditions do you have? None
41. How many times have you been to the hospital? Once for me, I split my chin open when I was two
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? Of course
43. Where do you buy your jeans? I haven’t bought jeans in maybe 6 years so who knows
44. What’s the last compliment you got? “Pancake pretty”
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Nope
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy? English Breakfast
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? Uh 10?
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? Nothing, unless they find something they like and believe in
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? 9?
50. Why do you have a youtube? Why not?

I’m tagging @cherrygrapesims, @nikacoop and @inevitablesims (y’all thought you were freed but nope ❤)

anonymous asked:

Yuraa im not okay😭 Yesterday was my first time sleeping at my best friends house Im pretty sure I feel something for her and it scares me so much We were in different beds and she asked if I ever felt curious about what it feels like to be spooning,and yes She was kissing my neck(I do this to her everytime)and held my hand(this too)my heart was beating so fast I went back to the other bed bc her mother was at home I cant stop thinking about it What if she doesnt feel like that? What do I doo??

This is always tricky, since you never know what the person is thinking despite how they act. But…if you two are close friends, the worst case scenario is that they say no and the both of you move on from it and not let it bother you. You don’t want to spend the rest of your life guessing, so….what’s it gonna hurt to ask?

anonymous asked:

What do you think about that "leave my dad alone"? I mean it's a little suspicious don't you think? Mike never calls jacob dad(even on his drawing he called him stepdad) he knows michael is his real dad and he knows her mom loves him. So why would he say something like that? Ar first i thought jacob forced him but it didn't seem like that plus i don't think mike would have said that beside his will soo what's your theory?

JACOB IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST were my exact thoughts as i watched that scene.

the man is manipulating a small child, convincing mike that his dad is really dead, and that kaniel outis is just a man pretending to be his dad to take down jacob, a sweet, patriotic man who loves mike so much, and doesn’t deserve this.

please, what jacob deserves is a one way ticket to fox river.

he honestly just completely disgusts me.

as van gogh said, what is going on here is just…sick.

there is no part of him that actually loves sara and mike, this is all just some twisted game, and they’re the winning pieces that he’s choosing to manipulate and will eventually destroy / discard when they no longer serve a purpose to him.

there’s one point where sara says something like, “you’re gonna kill me, no matter how many times you say i love you before.”

and i think that really accurately sums up jacob.  he has no idea what love is, he believes in his twisted mind that he truly loves sara and mike, but no one that truly loves them would do this to them.  and he’ll manipulate a situation, to the point where he’s even convince himself that what he’s doing is for love, and that if it has to end in murder, well, at least michael won’t have them either.

AND IT IS JUST FUCKING SICK.

and on top of all that, poor michael has to hear this first hand.  now you could argue that mike’s telling kaniel to stay away from michael (or that he’s telling kaniel to stay away from jacob, although it’s weird because he’s never referred to jacob as his dad…), but michael doesn’t know this, he doesn’t know what transpired before this phone call.  all he’s hearing is that it sounds like mike is defending jacob, and that gives him pause.

michael has been beating himself up for not being there for mike, and likely for losing him, again, after meeting him for the first time, and now he has to hear, what he thinks is his son referring to the man who has stolen his life as dad, before he even hears his own son refer to him as that.

and that is what is truly heartbreaking.

The Prompt Game

Send me an idea, one or two lines of dialogue, or a sentence or two to work from and I will write a short fic from it.

Please try and be as clear as possible so that I know what your prompt is. With all of these there’s room for interpretation so if it’s not what you had in mind then you can turn around and write you’re own thing!

If it’s based on someone’s AU then please mention which AU it belongs to and who the creator is so that I can properly credit them.

I will not write NSFW stuff! I try and stay around PG or PG-13 at worst.

(Also pretty much on a Bendy kick right now but if you send me something regarding other fandoms I can say if I’ve looked into that or not.)

Also you can send anonymously if you so desire! 


Examples:

Bendy and Henry get ice cream.

“Hey does this symbol look right?” Joey said.
“Eh close enough.” Henry shrugged.

He stared at the vile grin shivers running up his spine. The monster reached forward clawed hand nearing his face, was this the end?