you know what's funny

Hey you know what’s not cute or funny? Racism! If you submit a fan character who’s a racist douche I don’t want it. Even if it’s a joke. Thanks.

anonymous asked:

you know what would be so funny ? trashley and tinkle thinking they're going on this fun trip and being annoying as per usual and they think it's just so louis can 'see freddie' but it's actually them ending bg and they look even more like idiots lol

*sigh* it’s not gonna happen but wouldn’t that be hilarious and just a great bonus to the end?

aside from their many more heinous crimes like sheltering pedophiles and being transphobic and transmisogynistic AND being incredibly outwardly racist, the thorkys have to answer for three other things :

1) on what planet is “kiki” a nickname that loki would actually have

2) on what FUCKING PLANET IS “wo” (pronounced whoa) a nickname loki would have

3) im pretty sure im forgetting one of the godawful nicknames

3b) why in the damn hell did anyone ever on this planet say “you know what works and is artsy and funny and sexy? thor making literal oceanic whale song while he nuts”

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life

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And the award for my favorite part of YOI episode 5 goes to:

*drumroll*

This blatant misspelling of the name of the country where this entire show was made:

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Camila’s mic wasn’t even on 

Why I Love Writers

How We Write: The world in the morning was a land frost kissed and chilled. The sun rising above the willows to burn away fog and drink it up again. We rise anew, our bones stretching, our skin shimmering, our blood beating a drummer boys concerto. The land is coffee beans and frying pans and sweetness on the tongue, and we follow its path to whatever life may bring. We are the people and we are alive and we are ready.

How We Talk: Um- I mean… sure… yeah… uh, I mean I guess I’m a morning person I mean oh shit I stuttered didn’t I I mean fu-frick, there’s a lot of stuff in the morning that I like and coffee is basically, you know, good or something or… um… the floor is cold? And sorry, I keep saying cruse words, oh shit I mean curse words I messed up my letters lol um… wow this is super awkward um… maybe we could start over and HOLY SHIT A PUPPY.

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You know you’re getting old when

  • Thor, on a date: So how do you feel about Loki?
  • Them: Oh, the bad guy who tried to take over New York? God he's so evil I hate hi--
  • Thor, shoving breadsticks in his purse: I'm sorry I have to go right now immediately