Need a pick-up?
♡As you all know, Valentines is just around the corner, BUT do you know just how to go about it? Here’s 25 pick up lines that MAY or MAY NOT work♡
1. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
2. My phone has an error, it might fix it if you give me your number
3. Feel my sweater, know whats it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
4. When you kiss someone for a minute, you burn 2.6 calories. Wanna burn some calories with me?
5. Aye are you a pokemon? ‘Cause you’re a catch!
6. I think we have a connection stronger than my wifi
7. Do you have a library card? ‘Cause i’ve been checking you out
8. Are you full of Beryllium, gold and titanium? ‘Cause you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful
9. Are you from outer space? You’re out of this world
10. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your butt is refreshing
11. Hey baby, you better call life alert because i’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up
12. I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together
13. Girl, i’ve got a gold ring with your name on it
14. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
15. You must be the cause of global warming because you’re hot
16. Am I cute yet? Or do you need more to drink?
17. Excuse me, but i’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?
18. You must be a bacon burger because you’re bacon me crazy
19. Are you an appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
20. I lost my number, can I have yours?
21. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
22. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
23. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one
24. Ever heard of princesses? You have my number if you want to be treated like one.
25. Can I have your pictures so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Annnnnnd I hope these make your day a little happier :D