tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking” “what do you know? i dont feel anything” and its such normalcy to you that it becomes this dreadful routine that never ends and the worst part about all of it is that you dont care anymore
I hate that I even have to say this but just because someone is your friend doesnt make you entitled to their time and if you throw a fit because they’ve been distant or quiet without even trying to ask what they’ve been up to/ if theyre ok? That makes you an asshole.
Some friends just arent as talkative. Some friends are the kind of friends you have conversations with once and a while with long spaces in between and thats ok. That doesnt mean that person doesnt like you/cares for you.
Not everyone can handle being someones shoulder to cry on constantly and thats also ok. People have different levels of friendship and what type of things they can deal with from someone, and constantly putting someone in a position of a therapist without knowing if thats even ok or asking how your friend is doing? Shitty thing to do.
and in b4 yall come in with “WE CANT ALL BE NEUROTYPICAL KAREN!!” bullshit: I have BPD so dont try it.
So McGonagall announces a surprise mock-NEWT in class one day and everyone is super stressing out and Harry accidentally snaps his quill because ‘are you shitting me, NEWTs are two months away, dammit.’
And then he can’t find a spare quill anywhere in his bag and next to him Ron looks like he might burst into tears and on the table across the aisle on his other side Hermione is vigorously bunching up her hair into a top knot while reciting every Transfiguration theory they’d learnt in the past five months under her breath, her expression fierce as fuck, and just looking at her makes Harry even more nervous because what the fuck was she murmuring about Trans-Species Transformations, had they even covered that?!
But McGonagall is already coming around handing out their tests and so he turns to Malfoy who’s sitting in front of him trying to cram in five months worth of notes in thirty seconds and taps him on the shoulder with a desperate, “Baby, you got an extra quill on you?” and Malfoy simply nods before feverishly rummaging through his bag and producing a slightly ruffled eagle feather quill and handing it over with a harassed, “Here, love”, before going back to tearing through his notes.
And then Harry hears an odd squeaking sound and turns to find Ron looking at him like he’d spontaneously turned into a giant spider and it’s only then he becomes aware of his exchange with his (still secret) boyfriend. Ron genuinely looks like he’s about to faint and Draco seems none the wiser as he accepts the test from McGonagall with trembling hands.
Ron makes a strangled choking sound up at McGonagall who sighs exasperatedly as she hands Harry and Ron their tests, “Now Mr. Weasley, do pull yourself together. Today’s results won’t count for your final grade.”
And honestly Harry can’t deal with any of this now because hell he loves Draco and doesn’t care what anyone says and why do mock-NEWTs even exist, like the actual ones weren’t bad enough and Ron is still staring at him in horror and Harry just grits out a, “We’re in love, mate, alright? Now close your mouth and fucking breathe before you faint and also, did we cover Trans-Species yet?” To which Ron just croaks out a, “I don’t know anything anymore, I need to lie down.”
quotes from the signs of how they view themselves and their signs
aries: “I’m opinionated and when something intrigues me or is brought to my attention I really like to research it and learn about it so I’m like super great to come to for advice. I can be really aggressive in a way like not physically but emotionally and I’m reckless. I like to have fun”
taurus: “umm im really closed off n not many people know the REAL me like no one really knows the inside me u know like i dont share my feels n like im really loving n caring n emotional n i can be kinda dramatic but like cancers overshadow us”
gemini: “well i think there are definitely ~two sides of me~ but i think it’s like that for everyone”
cancer: “the stereotype about us being like huge crybabies isn’t entirely true like i think i’m just as emotional as the next person but i feel like cancers are a lot stronger than people believe they are and we’re problem solvers too even though people generally see us as problem creators. i don’t think i’ve ever met a cancer that didn’t have a huge heart yknow like i’m super loving and caring and i think that more than being like crybaby emotional we’re lovey dovey emotional. great at giving advice bc we’re super logical and parental. of all the signs i’d say we’re the most similar to lawyers. we also talk a lot”
leo: “i say i don’t care what people think of me but i really do, i hate making other people upset idontknow anymore i was trying to be inspiring for you but that’s all i got”
virgo: “i pay attention to every single detail about anyone and everyone. i have very good sense of judgement and truth. i’m very hard on myself, very insecure. i think very logically and cautiously. i dont even know much more i see of myself, but i’ll tell you one thing, the most important, virgos love. they love so fucking hard. i’d say more than anyone else. I WAS GONNA MAKE IT REALLY GOOD AND LONG AND MEANINGFUL BUT I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD I WAS HOLDING IT WHILE THINKING”
libra: “Smart funny but indecisive as hell cant make up their own mind if their life depended on it. Generally very good hearted people and there for others. Not easily discouraged but can get lazy easily and unfocused from the task at hand. Aesthetic sign in love with all that is beautiful and pleasing to see and feel.”
scorpio: “uhh I really want to be loved and accepted and I think that’s why I’m really sexually driven like I give the people what they want in exchange for what I want”
sagittarius: “idk i don’t really care about anything like i’m laid back but i also care a lot about everything??? if you make me mad i can be really like cold towards you and i’ll make it known that i’m upset. i’m loving and caring and i protect the ones i love”
capricorn: “Capricorns are definitely hard workers and very goal oriented and do things that they set their minds too like everyone says but I also think many capricorns are sensitive and parental but also children at heart”
aquarius: “i like to be alone but in the presence of people i’m kinda backwards idk i’m shy but with close friends i am a lunatic also why is aquarius an AIR SIGN LIKE THE LOGO FOR IT IS LITERALLY TWO WAVES WHY ISN’T IT WATER LIKE AQUA-RIUS HELLO”
pisces: “I guess I’m funny. I care for people a lot but when it comes to them needing help, idk how to help bc I’m a piece of shit! But I’m a pretty good listener. In relationships I think I’m a pretty good partner bc I give it my all but I can be a piece of shit.”
Hey correct me if I'm wrong bc it's been literal years since reading the PJO books, but didn't Grover fall asleep for like a year before the titan war? And if so, then WHY did no-one write a fic about him and Percy bonding over losing an entire year of their lives? AND their mental bond? And what is Grover even doing these days as Lord of the Wild? I just need more Grover in my life tbh.
he did! everyone was wondering where he was and he was asleep in a tree
………..what a good question
as soon as the titan war is over and percy and annabeth have sorted their feelings out, grover and percy sit out in the strawberry fields and grover makes percy tell him everything
“grover you really don’t need to know how many hours of video games i played” “yes i do”
they find that grover is still garbage at panflute, without the monsters percy’s life is relatively boring, and that they really don’t just sit and talk enough
grover also does a serious interrogation about sally and paul
it ends with percy bringing grover back to see sally and she hugs him hard and then proceeds to try to feed him like two dozen batches of cookies
grover offers to sever the mental bond a few more times but every time he does, percy pretends not to hear
they get a lot better at controlling it because percy still stays away from as much technology as possible
sometimes percy will send weird and random thoughts to grover in the middle of class and grover is just like “dude wtf pay attention”
percy once tried to use it to cheat on a test and was like “hey grover ask annabeth something” and annabeth showed up at the apartment to yell at percy and then offer studying tips/advice and a study buddy if he ever needed one
things get like super weird when it’s two am and neither of them can sleep and they just send back strange and sometimes deeply philosophical thoughts
they wake up the next morning like “all i remember is peanut butter and napoleon what happened”
after tartarus, grover checks in on percy all the time. to make sure he’s eating and sleeping and taking care of himself. and to ask if he’s ok, because percy doesn’t lie as well over the mental bond
grover has a lot of duties as lord of the wild that percy doesn’t always understand but he always listens to grover rant about
he’ll latch onto the little things he knows and make commentary on that and grover is like “thank you for understanding”
percy once asks grover if being lord of the wild makes him a god or what and grover just lays down on the ground for a little while because thinking about being considered a god stresses him out
percy lays down with him and starts talking about the new book his mom is working on
most of grover’s duties have to do with protecting animals and the environment, so percy helps him set up time with rachel so he can reach out to the mortal world as well
percy sits with them and tries to pay attention but sometimes he falls asleep and sometimes he doodles with whatever rachel hands him
it takes a while, but eventually percy knows a lot about what grover does!!! and he’s really proud of his best friend!!!
one time, grover is going on and on about this problem he’s having and struggling with, and percy offers up a really informed and good suggestion and grover just stares at him for a moment and was like “how did you remember that?”
percy shrugs and says “i pay attention?”
grover hugs him and almost starts crying and percy is so confused
i’ve been doing this for a while now, and thought it may be nice to share with you guys. i never really had trouble verbalising thoughts during discussions, but seldom have been a person able to express my emotions without shutting down completely. music, and especially the lyrics of songs, have always been my outlet, like the words spoken were either my own or the ones i wished i would get to say one day; the rhythm and beat a whole new dimension. my fear of the temporary (and fear of losing these songs) was the final push to start this journal. i began collecting lyrics from songs that either held meaning personally or conveyed emotions that fit a story, and have found that not only is this solidifying a memory but it has been therapeutic too. not sure if it would matter to any of you, but if you ever face similar difficulties then this may help.
The thing about Damianos Akielos is that he is a Hot Commodity. There’s probably a 30 page waiting list out there of people who want a chance to date him. The only problem is that since the age of fourteen, he’s never been single for more than a week. A week!
“He sounds great,” the bartender says, polishing a glass. Laurent realises that he’s been speaking out loud. He is drunk. He also realises that this bartender - Rick, or Mick, or Mike, or whatever his nametag says, words are a little blurry at this point - doesn’t realise the magnitude of the situation at hand.
ear wigs dont actually even care about your ears they’re only called that because when they discovered earwigs they were like “o fuck wouldnt it be gnarly if that was in your ear!! thatd be wicked nasty i bet they totally want to get deep in that ear meat” but its a lie
A = Aftercare Kai’s definitely going to be a guy that’s going to take care of you well. He’s got dogs that are practically his kids, his niece, Taeoh, on Yummy Yummy he said he wanted to know how to cook so he can help his wife. He’s going to take care of you, and happily do it too. He’s one that’s got a warm rag on stand by, lotions and things are waiting in the bedside.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) We all know the golden part on Jongin is his hips, c’mon. He relishes in how him just dancing can get you all hot and bothered, watching the sharp thrusts and fluid rolls. I’m not even going to try and act like he’s not a basic lil horny boy. He likes your boobs. No use hiding it. He’s almost kid-ish with his touching fixation he has with you, he likes squeezing the soft bits of you, that includes ya titties.
C = Cum Kai’s still pretty young, I don’t think he’s quite mastered the art of not making a fucking mess with his male tears. He’s pretty messy, and very vocal when he cums. He’s a pretty loud moaner with you in general, but when he finishes, he goes up a good 4-6 notches in volume.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) While he’s really touchy feely with you, he’s got somewhat of a voyeur kink, that he hasn’t revealed to you yet. Kai has such open play with you, that he likes toying with the idea of not being allowed to touch you, and just having to watch you play all by yourself while he’s squirming in his seat.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Between him and Sehun borrowing Noonas’ phones and returning them with the history deleted, and he was the only one of him and Sehun who understood the dick joke the lady on Yummy Yummy said, I’m pretty damn sure his ass knows about dicks and sex and the whole shabang. He knows too much about moving those damn hips too. If he hasn’t had sex, then I wanna know who taught him that shit. He’s easily taught though, so if he doesn’t know what’s going down, he knows enough from watching things to know what to do, he’s just gotta apply his knowledge to you.
F = Favorite position Knowing he needs proper room to work the magic that is Kai’s hips, doggy style is usually what he prefers. You laid out before him, exposed to his eyes, and unknowing of when he’ll strike. From behind, he’s able to get his grab on, let his hands wander around your back, easily reach around and touch your chest, grab a handful of your ass, and be able to unleash the beast that is his thrusts? it’s the best of all worlds in his eyes.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) Kai’s a typically lighthearted and goofy guy in most situations, I don’t see any way that doesn’t spill over into his sex life. Although sometimes he likes to play that there’s a difference between Jongin(ur soft lil bby bf) and Kai(ready to fuck you into next week), in general, the atmosphere isn’t tense or serious, it’s all fun with him.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they) He whips those abs out so much, my Nana makes so many jokes about his lil nip nops it kills me. Not much hair in sight, and he’s very clean and put together but he does have stubble a lot so I don’t think he shaves every day. I think he grooms down there, but it’s not very frequently, maybe a few times a month.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) [Back to Aftercare] He’s very loving, and caring, and he’d be the most romantic you can imagine. He’s the classic kind of romance, maybe a few candles but mostly he’s very vocal during sex, cooing about how perfect you are, how well you take him, how much he loves you.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation) [Back to using the Noona’s phone….] Kai almost always has his hand on his dick, let’s be honest. I think it’s hilarious he’s playing a character that addicted to video games and porn, that’s practically him at this point. He’s all the time in the bathroom, or always in the shower. He’s not fooling anyone, but we’ll just let him think he’s being sneaky.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) I lowkey think Kai has(i think this is what its called) exhibition kink? Or is it voyeur? Idk, whatever, he likes being watched with you. He doesn’t necessarily want a threesome, but it’s been toyed with in convo, that you might try out at some point with having a third person just watch. He watched porn with sehun dont play me i know whats going on
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) Kai will pretty much nail you anywhere, he’s not a stickler for location. Seeing as Chan’s the lockpick master, a locked door doesn’t even matter so with the amount of times Chan has gotten into the bathroom while Kai’s in there…Kai just doesn’t care anymore. He favors the bathroom though, he likes plopping some nice bathbombs in the tub and spending some relaxing time with you before he takes you for a ride.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Grindings kind of his thing, all you have to do is trick him into back hugging you and roll your hips back into his crotch, and he’s sweeping you off to find a closet or bathroom or practice room to bend you over.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) While he does have a thing for being watched, under no circumstances will he agree to a threesome, no matter who the third person is. Kai’s pretty protective and possessive, which is why he likes being watched, it sends a pretty clear message that you’re his and they can watch all they want but they can’t touch you like he can, can’t make you moan like he can, can’t make you cum like he can. It’s a show of dominance to him.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) I don’t trust his tongue tbh Kai’s more of a fan of being in you, rather than your mouth or his on you. But of course foreplay is very important, and he doesn’t dislike going down on you, he’s actually really good at it, he’s just so impatient he’d rather get to the main event. He doesn’t turn down a bj, but again, he’d rather be in between your legs, rather than in your mouth.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) If his damn thrusts are any indication to how he is in the sack, Kai’s got a pretty fast pace. His thrusts are pretty unforgiving, and teeters on the line of being rough, but he’s good at reading your body if he’s being a little too rough.`
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Quickies are actually really frequent in your relationship, Kai’s a fan of being able to pull you away from the group or something for a fast pounding, more so because he likes seeing your face all flushed and hair a mess when you two return to the group and have to pretend like nothing happened even though everyone knows…they know..
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Kai’s really playful in the bedroom, if you or him want to try something, there’s almost a 100% chance you’ll test it out, at least once. Positions, toys, locations, kinks, etc, he’s game to try anything with you.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Kai’s still young, and he’s got a lot of young boy energy still. Sex with him lasts a significant time, and dick entering stuff lasts a good 5-10 mins, but one round is all he can handle honestly.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) He’s got a few basics, just to bring in just for a little extra fun every once in a while. Some silk ropes, a blindfold, some interesting vibrating panties. They’re not used very frequent, but when they come out, he does enjoy them a lot.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Kai is a bit of a little shit, he’s really into teasing you a lot. He likes watching you twitch, and he gets off on you begging, so teasing is an all time favorite of his.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) He’s insanely loud, to the point you’ve joked and toyed with the idea of getting him a freaking ball gag. He’s a moaner, but hell that might as well be bumped up and call him a screamer, he’s so loud.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Lord knows you’ve been walked in on more times than you can count, being walked in by the EXO members that you’re close to is already bad, but the dressing room backstage during an SM event when Kai’s squeezing a quick one on and you’re caught with your pants around your ankles and a dick in you by Taemin is top 5 worse moments of your life. Kai found it hilarious though…idiot boy…
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) I have a fascination with Kai’s crotch. Is that weird? Same with Taemin and Hansol, I really like the guys that know how to tuck right and it’s practically completely flat in the front.
but boi :)))))
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) How may horny puppy references can I make? Bcuz that’s what he is. His sex drive is just a smidgen above average, just high enough that it’s a ‘did you seriously pop another boner? didnt we just do this smh’ kind of thing. He’s pretty much ready to go at any moment, and he’s turn on at the drop of a hat, so I’ll pray for your souls.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) I imagine Kai as a puppy tbh. After he’s had his little work out, he needs a nap straight away. So Kai falls asleep fairly quickly after you two do the do, even if he’s only got a few more minutes to spare, he’s done closed his eyes and he’s snoring. Night Night Nini.
Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.6
<b><strike></b> if you think we are crazy without cobra, imagine when he lived with us? </strike><p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *At A Farm*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Whatever. You. Three. Do. Do. Not. Cause. Trouble.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> We would never.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> let's not forget the mall trip.<p/><b>Gray:</b> Pffft. That was a one time thing.<p/><b>Erza:</b> OF COURSE IT WAS A ONE TIME THING WE ARENT EVEN ALLOWED THERE ANYMORE.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Aha dont worry Erza. We got this.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *sees geese*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Natsu no.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> dont you dare make that overrated joke.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> look at all those chickens.<p/><b>Gray:</b> God dammit Natsu.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Erza<p/><b>Erza:</b> Yes?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I want a cow<p/><b>Erza:</b> Uh no.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> pls<p/><b>Erza:</b> Where in the car would we even fit it?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> simple. We leave Natsu, Gajeel, and Gray.<p/><b>Erza:</b> *opens mouth to say something* Wendy dont be ridic--..-- Actually..<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *Driving Back Home*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Im surprised you idiots behaved.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *nervous laughter* Yeah.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *struggling in the backseat*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu are you okay?<p/><b>Gray:</b> YEAH HE'S OKAY..<p/><b></b> *chicken noises*<p/><b></b> Cluck. Cluck. Cluck.<p/><b>Everyone:</b> ....<p/><b>Erza:</b> was that a chicken noise?..<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> nO<p/><b>Erza:</b> ..you did not..<p/><b>Gray:</b> WE DIDNT.<p/><b>Erza:</b> you guys stole a fucking chicken.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> His name is Cluckers now.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> So they kept to have a chicken but i couldnt keep my cow. OK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *At Home*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> We have more pets now Erza.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Tch, tell me about it, We Have a chicken and a cat.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> And three dogs.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Dogs, we dont ha-- Yeah that's about right.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *At The Zoo With Cobra and Laxus*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Whatever . You. Three. Do. Do. NOT. Bring. Home. Another. Pet.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> We would never.<p/><b>Laxus:</b> wait wym?<p/><b>Gray:</b> We have a chicken now.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> you have a whAT.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> His name is Cluckers.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> what the fuck.<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b></b> *At The Gorilla Exhibit*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> AHAHA LOOK. IT'S GRAY'S FAMILY.<p/><b>Gray:</b> *waves at a gorilla* Hey Gajeel.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> that backfired horribly<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *A Loooooooong ass time ago when Cobra lived with us* *Wendy was A baby, Natsu, gray, and Gajeel were about 8-9*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> PILLOW FIGHT! *whacks Gajeel*<p/><b></b> Gajeel; NATSU IM TRYNG TO SLEEEEEP<p/><b>Gray:</b> if you both dont shut the hell up.<p/><b></b> *Silence*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> oHHHH GRAY SAID A BADWORD IM TELLING COBRAAA. *starts running out the room*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *covers mouth* I DIDNT MEAN TO *tackles natsu down* DONT TELL COBRA.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *looking at the two fighting sleepily*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *grabs pillow and knocks Natsu out the window*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *insert a person in their late teens* WTF.<p/><b>Gray:</b> And then there were two..<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *frantically runs downstairs outside to Natsu*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Well. This is it guys. Take care will ya?<p/><b></b> Erza: you're not leaving.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> I know you are--<p/><b>Erza:</b> you're not leaving because Natsu, gray, gajeel, and even Wendy [*note: she was 3*] unpacked all your stuff.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> ....<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>*in tree house:</b> still with cobra*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> This is our treehouse! And no girls are allowed!<p/><b>Gray:</b> But sir! What about Wendy?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Throw her in the prison!<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> right away captain! *puts her in a cage that hangs outside the tree*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> hey how are you guys holding--*sees wendy laughing in cage thats definitely not secure* WHAT THE HELL.<p/><b>Erza:</b> i tried to tell them *on her ipod clearly not paying attention.*<p/><b></b> __<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Erza pls..watch them for 5 minutes.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Yeah yeah OK.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> thank you ..*leaves*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Okay im ba-- *sees Wendy crying, The kitchen stove is on fire, Natsu trying to make soup, Gajeel trying to pants Gray, and Erza trying to take the fire out*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .<p/><b></b> __<p/><b></b> *Fast Foward to Cobra meeting the chicken*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> holy shit you werent joking.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *fangirling over an anime*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> she's.....is she dying?<p/><b>Gray:</b> she's obessessed. I cant believe she actually likes that..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Right?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> there's no way in hell ill ever watch that.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *a few weeks later*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Wait is this the last episode?<p/><b></b> *cue the part Of light running away with gun wounds and he's remembering about his life before*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> ok i was not ready for that.<p/><b>Gray:</b> what the hell. What is going on<p/><b></b> *cue Ryuuke killing Light*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> nO<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HE IS DEAD?!<p/><b>Gray:</b> NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKK.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Part 7? :</b> o<p/><b></b> Ah yes their first anime was Deathnote. LOL<p/><b><strike></b> you guys dont want to know how many times our house caught fire. </strike><p/></p>
Noctis: Hey, c'mon look at me and listen. You want to know a secret about the future and how not to be afraid of tommorrow? Here it is: The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. So you keep dreaming, higher and more unimaginable than anyone else!
Gladiolus: You’ve got the makings of greatness in you! But you have to take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it! No matter the squall! There’s gonna come a day when you’ll really get to test yourself and show the world what you’re made of! And I hope I’m there, seeing the light come off of you that day.
Prompto: Now you listen to me and listen good! A winner is just a loser who never learned to give up! So you be the best loser you can be and keep going! I’ll be cheering for you in the stands even if I cheer alone!
Ignis: Everything may seem hopeless right now, but there is a law in the world that is an undeniable truth. Good and better days will, and have to come. This storm will pass as all things do, and then you will be laughing at such a thing that you once feared.
Cor: In all my years I’ve learned many truths. Some that sound too good to be true, but they are. Let me tell you that what I am about to say is true; A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Regis: There now, dry your eyes and lift your head up. Keep it up and may it never lower. Why you ask? Your crown might fall if you do so. A crown alight with all those brilliant ideas the world has yet to bare witness in this cold dark reality.
Cid: Take some advice from this old man, just do what you got to do to be happy. Life’s too short to be doing stuff to make other people happy. It’s real simple thinking, but too many folks don’t do it. Do whatever; sleep in a little, splurge a little, eat that treat youve been craving it dont matter what you do as long as it’s for yourself. Selfish? Maybe, but is it so selfish to take better take care of yourself?
Clarus: Walk tall and do not falter. You might think that it’s for a lost cause for you don’t see an audience, you don’t recquire one. Do it for yourself first and foremost, and if others are in awe of you wish that they can do the same for themselves.
Iris: Hey listen me! I know you might feel like a mess and that’s okay! Sleep it off or shake it off, but don’t let it stay! If it’s too much then let me carry some of that weight so you can stand tall again!
Cidney: Dont listen to the people who talk behind your back. You’re just two steps ahead of them is all! Instead of walking down other peoples paths, you go on ahead and make your own so other people can follow!
Gentiana: I know the days appear without end, a cold, dark barren wasteland. But it is in a wasteland where storms can be the strongest, and the deadliest. You are that storm. Nothing is in your way.
Lunafreya: Do not hide away your emotions. If you are sad, then cry. If you are mad, then scream. It is a reminder that you are human; and as any human you evolve. Stronger than ever before.
Ravus: Give no satisfaction to those who are attempting to destroy you. What words they speak they merely wish unto themselves, but are cowards to do so. You are no coward.
Areana: You beating yourself up? You a masochist or something? Heh, we’re our own worst enemies, but like they say; keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Even if that enemy is yourself, with each time you decide to keep going you’re beating yourself for entitely different reasons. That’s the way it should be.
Ardyn: Now, now my dear, no need to fret. You may think you’ve lost and failed at everything. But to have never tried, is never to have lived and besides - when you have nothing to lose, you have all to gain.
Nyx: Y'know, most people would have given up a long time ago. They wouldn’t have even bothered at all to keep going…So why do you? Heh, dont know? ‘Cus you got “something” to still keep you going even if you dont know what that is yet. Keep going to find out what it is, and if you can’t find the reason - then keep going for me, cus I’ll always give you one.
Libertus: Listen to me, you might say I’m just telling you this cus I 'oughta but I say it cus I really do care 'bout ya.The world would be more dark without you here. I mean it. You’re one little light out of a million, a billion out there and you might not think that you stand out or shine - but you do. Sometimes one little candle is all you need to not be afraid of the dark.
Crowe: You know when all is said and done at the end of the day, no matter how horrible it was - you’re still you but only better. It may not be by much, you might not even notice it. You survived and you learned, so that’s an accomplisment unto itself.
Drautos: I’ll tell it to you straight and simple; just do it. Whatever it is or whatever it may be, go on and try. Learn from it if you fail, keep trying if you want to. Kick ass and take names.
Luche: Head back, back straight and deep breaths. Take your own time when it comes to things, at your own pace. No one is rushing you, only yourself.
Dino: Listen 'ere kid, greatness ain’t born, it’s made. Like a diamond. Little peice of coal takes forever to be something that everyone wants. So take your sweet 'ol time and be the diamond everyone wants, and then dont! 'Cus a precious stone like you belongs to nobody!
not hating on your opinion, but genuinely asking. what do you mean by calling blue sexist?
Blue is the epitome of the “I’m not like other girls” trope.
“Blue could’ve happily had any number of friends. And she had tried. But the problem with being weird was that everyone else was normal.”
She also talks about how her clothes were a mix between high fashion and looking like a homeless person. Like really ???
She belittles Orla because Orla is confident in her body and sexuality.
“She was still angry about the couch and the pool table and Orla’s bare midriff.”
“‘You’re wearing clothing. I have a bikini.’
Blue replied ferociously, ‘None of us can forget.’ If not for the sun, her voice would have iced the lake.”
“You are an unbelievable phone tramp.”
Not to mention she claims Adam not telling her that he went to DC with Gansey was “Super Sexist” when in reality it was because she was a) jealous that she wasn’t invited, b) trying to hide the fact that she doesn’t like Adam and instead likes his best friend (and yet still leads Adam on and dates him for a while) and c) uses it as a way to goad him into a fight so she has an excuse to break up with him (she makes him mad, and then encourages him to feel bad about being mad)
The scene is chapter 49 in the Dream Thieves, I encourage you all to reread it.
These are all just things in the first 2 books that make me consider her a fake feminist. (She also claims to hate catcalling and is then disappointed when Kavinsky doesn’t hit on her, AND she gets mad when people fight her battles for her, but calls on Gansey to protect her). I also just hate her as a character because I think she’s a terrible person and a Mary Sue in the novel. I made a whole post about it here.
tl:dr Blue is a fake feminist who only uses feminism to when it’s beneficial to her underlying causes and is overall a Mary Sue character who is very much overrated.
Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you
Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding.wait is ladynoir even technically a word?
It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
Lo and behold, it backfires
The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me…. sighh….” :’(
Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives… they are married
Ada is all, :’D omg seriously
(^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady…
I am so pissed about "conventional" marriages and shit that if you don't propose to me with a fucking ring pop I'm gonna say no and dance on your broken heart until you're punk enough to get it right
I don't know? Red?
RED ISN'T A FLAVOR!
I don't care! I want red! This wasn't even about ring pop colors! This about how much I hate hate traditions and people who insist they matter over everything else!
WHERE IS YOUR PROOF!
THAT RED IS A FLAVOUR!
I DONT KNOW THE FUCKING FLAVORS OF A FUCKING RING POP. ITS RED