you know that i dooooo

tomato-x-ramen  asked:

I might get my BF cd next week. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED I AM????? DO YOUUUUU???? DOOOOO YOUUUUUU???!!!!!!

I THINK IF YOU’RE AS EXCITED AS MOI, YOU WOULD BE PRETTY EXCITED BUT MAYBE MORE EXCITED BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS SO UR LISTENING LIKE A FRESH NEW BABY BIRD SO THINGS ARE SO MUCH BRIGHTER AND EXCITING BUT AFTER COMING TO THE END (ALMOST) THIS FEELS LIKE A RASENGAN22 FIC ON A CD BUT VOICED BY THE ACTUAL PEOPLE AND I THINK I COULD DIE NOW AND ALSO YEAH DIE. OKAY GREAT, PLEASE SEND ME LOTS OF ASKS WHEN YOU LISTEN TO IT BUT ONLY GOOD THINGS BECAUSE LET’S JUST BE POSITIVE OKAY BECAUSE I CAN’T HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW AND CAN’T FIND MY CAPSLOCK KEY

  • Someone: there's only two genders
  • Every non binary person: oh noooo my entire life is a lie it's all falling apart around meeee oh myyyy did I mention I'm an imaginary being? Oh noooo you know my feelings better than I dooooo, just because you have a different life experience than me you can totally reject the fact that other people are different than you, oh nooooo I'm meltiiiiing .-.
You're Not Wrong...
  • Daddy: You know that you want to make out with me xP
  • Me: Doooooo I?
  • Daddy: Yessss you do xP you wanna sit in daddy's lap and make out with him
  • Me: Saaaaaayyyysssss Whoooooooo?
  • Daddy: Says you xP
  • Me: Hooooowww do yooouuu know?
  • Daddy: Because I'm your daddy so I will know
  • Me: Yooouuu Don't know me
  • Daddy: I do know since you are my Good Girl
  • Me: Dooooo yooouuu?
  • Daddy: Yesss I do