you know my coffee order

@coffee-without-a-pause made me watch We Bare Bears and so… (this one is for you poudi :D)

anonymous asked:

Jamilton at the park hcs? What would they do

  • They are the old couple playing chess
  • It starts very relaxed then Alexander gets more and more annoyed because Thomas usually wins
  • Ham is hunched over the chess table, Thomas is leaned back
  • When he wins Alex just storms off because he refuses this fate
  • When chess goes to shit, Jamilton tend to read in the park
  • Sitting side by side on a bench, no communication, just silently reading and holding hands
  • Thomas usually gets up first and Alex immediately misses a sentence when he realized Thomas left him
  • Thomas comes back with Coffee and a bagel and silently sets it between them
  • “You know my coffee order? Fuckin’ stalker”
  • “Alex we’ve been dating for 7 years” 
  • “Yeah, and?” 

Here’s the fics I read (and like) this month ! (friendly reminder I read mostly E or M rated)

☾  Bruises and Hickies, Stitches and Scarsby ElisAttack :  “You’re my lawyer, Derek.  What are you going to do, draft up a contract for yourself?”Or the one where Stiles is a professional dominant, Derek is his lawyer, and their professional relationship suddenly becomes not so professional.  Also, faeries. (89k, E)        

☾  Worlds Apart, by exclamation Nothing exciting ever happens in Beacon Hills… until Stiles appears to get a stalker. A strange guy is breaking into his house, watching him at lacrosse practice and grabbing him outside of the school. This guy claims that he’s a werewolf who knows Stiles in another world… and he needs Stiles’ help to figure out what happened to him. Agreeing to help a werewolf research parallel worlds is one thing… hiding it from his dad is another.  (32k, E)

☾  The Feeling That I’m Under , by  wearing_tearing : Stiles is a paramedic and Derek gets into a bike accident.It’s kind of love at first sight. (289k, E)

  Flowerwolf & Beacon Rootsby alisvolatpropiis :   Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.“Laura said that you weren’t really into dating,” Stiles goes on, “but that uh, you uh, well you know.” Stiles’ cheeks flush a very pretty ruddy pink under the scatter of beauty marks that Derek aches to taste. Stiles turns away, towards the cooler of roses, muttering to himself under his breath, which of course Derek can hear perfectly well. “Great freakin’ advice, Lydia, ‘just bring up sex and tell him you’re cool with having a one night stand,’ okay, sure, that worked fucking beautifully.”“Okay.” The word is out of his mouth before Derek can even think about the consequences of saying it, something unusual for him. He wants Stiles however he can get him, it seems.“Okay?” Stiles eyes are wide when he spins back to look at him.“Yeah, okay. Let’s have sex.” (5k, E)

☾  Kaleidoscope , by Vendelin Derek didn’t look at all like Stiles expected. After all, he deliberately chose a school where being a nerd was cool, so he certainly wasn’t expecting his hotter-than-a-thousand-stars roomie to be an actual cool person. Derek has muscles, like everywhere, which he has a tendency to display in skin-tight, sleeveless t-shirts for bands Stiles has never heard of; his jeans are always tight and ripped too, and he has an impressive five-o’clock shadow, the tips of his jet-black hair dyed purple. And his eyes. Stiles is pretty sure he’s only seen eyes like that in comics, or on a movie screen, or in his freakin dreams. They’re somehow simultaneously all of the colors and none of them, transcending something so pedestrian and insignificant as words to encapsulate their beauty. Stiles would come to learn that he’s also wickedly smart, and he plays the guitar and speaks multiple languages, and his sunshine smile is even more alarming that his resting murder face.  (7k, E) 

☾  Poker Face, by tanwencooper  :  Is there any punishment in the world worse than parent-teacher night? History teacher Derek Hale doesn’t think so. That’s until he meets the guardian of one of his more troubled young students. Stiles Stilinski has been left to look after his adopted brother Isaac after tragedy stuck their family and Derek is determined to help them if he can. However after Stiles and Derek’s paths repeatedly cross, Derek’s concern soon turns to something deeper. Soon the pair begin the game of attraction. The only problem is neither one of them knows the rules, and both wear their poker face too well for their own good. (43k, E)

☾  My Moon My Manby  orphan_account   :  Derek starts paying Stiles visits during full moon nights. They sort of become a couple, but neither of them realizes it. Deaton ends up being the one to enlighten them. And then stuff also happens. (15k, E)    

☾  In Case The Daylight Never Comesby  plume_bob : There’s a relentless dark shape tearing through the pack and that’s only the half of it. Stiles just wants to sleep and stop being haunted by the faces of his night-time tormentors. His dad thinks he’s suffering from post-traumatic stress, Scott thinks he’s suffering the after-effects of the ritual; Stiles thinks they’re both reasonable theories, except for the part where Derek Hale is the only thing that can take his nightmares away and it seems that fact is no coincidence.   (82k, E)

[Sleep]Walking After You, by  relenafanel       Derek is a sleepwalker who keeps wandering into his downstairs neighbour’s bedroom.Stiles is pretty sure the hot guy from the park is going to kill him in his sleep.  He knows he shouldn’t have been so obvious about objectifying the guy’s really fine ass.  Too bad it turns out Derek is easier to get along with when he’s sleeping. (56k, M)     

Tonight, the foxes hunt the hounds., by LucifersHitman Stiles always knew finding a mate would be hard for him. He’s not bright and beautiful like Lydia, or stong like Danny or adorable like Scott. He was just Stiles, fox kid with ADHD who loved to draw. Derek Hale was everything, popular, strong, smart and gorgeous.They get put together on an English assignment and it doesn’t go at all like Stiles expects. (21k, E)

☾   In Sanguinem Scriptum Est , by secondstar  : In order to stop a new onslaught of nightmares from plaguing him, Stiles decides to become an emissary. No longer defenseless, he begins to realize that not everything is as it seems. (31k, E)

anonymous asked:

Do you think you could make a rec with some sterek fics with a very shy Derek plz?

Only You by Emela

Derek does his best to get out of the party, but despite his best efforts Erica somehow manages to convince him anyway. (The fact she mentions that Stiles Stilinski is going to be there, probably in tight jeans, is irrelevant.)

Derek finds himself roped into a game of ‘Truth or Dare’ at a party and is dared to kiss Stiles.

Noteworthy by joanc24

“You did WHAT?”

“I told Stiles he’s cute.” He can feel his face flushing as he fully admits, “Well, not exactly.”

“Derek.” He hated that tone, that ‘you better tell me everything before I punch you’ tone.

“I wrote it in his notebook!”

Big Spoon by Emela

If there is anything Stiles has learned from being forced to watch romantic comedies with Lydia since Freshmen year, it’s that when you begin to fall for someone, it usually starts with their smile. Or their eyes. Or even their ass. What all those hours do not prepare him for is falling head over- why-am-I-getting-a-boner-from-this- heels because of a blush.

Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by alisvolatpropiis

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”

He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”

Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”

“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.

The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.

“Laura said that you weren’t really into dating,” Stiles goes on, “but that uh, you uh, well you know.” Stiles’ cheeks flush a very pretty ruddy pink under the scatter of beauty marks that Derek aches to taste. Stiles turns away, towards the cooler of roses, muttering to himself under his breath, which of course Derek can hear perfectly well. “Great freakin’ advice, Lydia, ‘just bring up sex and tell him you’re cool with having a one night stand,’ okay, sure, that worked fucking beautifully.”

“Okay.” The word is out of his mouth before Derek can even think about the consequences of saying it, something unusual for him. He wants Stiles however he can get him, it seems.

“Okay?” Stiles eyes are wide when he spins back to look at him.

“Yeah, okay. Let’s have sex.”

The Predictability of I Told You So’s by crossroadswrite

“Erica,” he calls, patiently waiting until she deigns to turn his way. “It’s the fifth time in two weeks. I didn’t order this. You know it. I know it. Hot Angry Hale knows it, and I’d really like to get to work without any significant maiming so could you please, give me my order.”

Erica pouts, “You’re no fun, Stilinski.”

“You know what I am though? Hungry-“

“For dick?” Erica grins lewdly, cocking her head.

Something crashes loudly behind them and they both turn to see Derek staring mournfully at the glass of orange juice he just broke, the tips of his ears red. He looks like he’s regretting all of his life decisions.

Erica starts cackling.

Klaine Fanfic Masterpost

*keep in mind, this will update

Fanfics


Go Your Own Way: http://m.fanfiction.net/s/7222219/1

Little Numbers: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2357

If I Die Young: http://klaineficspdfs.livejournal.com/27512.html

The Walls Keep Our Secret: http://m.fanfiction.net/s/9099361/1/ https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9099361/1/The-Walls-Keep-Our-Secret

Demon!Blaine: http://rightonthelimit.livejournal.com/11389.htmli

Love’s Arrangement: http://m.fanfiction.net/s/8919052/1

Sideways: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7696724/1/Sideways

One Night at the End Of The World: http://lovely-sparkle.livejournal.com/22343.html

More Than Words: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9338

All The Other Ghosts: http://rainjoyswriting.livejournal.com/146587.html

Waiting: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8783891/1/Waiting

100 Days: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9298577/1/100-Days

Underneath Your Clothes: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9075805/1/Underneath-Your-Clothes

Can’t Take My Eyes Off You: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7731953/1/Can-t-Take-My-Eyes-Off-You

Two Years Later: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7778306/1/Two-Years-Later

A Hotter Touch, A Better Fuck: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6985863/1/A-Hotter-Touch-A-Better

McKinley Halls: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7924965/1/McKinley-Halls

Without My Wings: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9422310/35/Without-My-Wings

Something Unlikely: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9017691/1/Something-Unlikely

The Sidhe: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6988158/1/The-Sidhe

In The Key Of Us: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2977&warning=20

Peek-a-Boo: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9638576/1/

Who You Gonna Call?: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7388943/1/Who-You-Gonna-Call

Behind The Curtain: http://rionaleonhart.livejournal.com/281481.html?page=2&cut_expand=1#cutid1

Kryptonite: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7150361/1/Kryptonite

Carry Me Home (Tonight): http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=5098&warning=20

Stuck in Reverse: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8467490/1/Stuck-in-Reverse

When You Read My Mind: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7019361/1/When-You-Read-My-Mind

To Save a Life: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7978881/1/To-Save-a-Life

Aetheria: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9470074/1/Aetheria

An Accidental Chance: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2224&warning=21

Swingsets & Sandboxes http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=27

The Warblers From Youtube: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9765671/1/The-Warblers-From-YouTube

You Still Know My Coffee Order? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9211065/7/You-Still-Know-My-Coffee-Order

Dalton Reform School for Boys: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7160179/1/Dalton_Reform_School_for_Boys

A Change of Heart: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8920855/1/

Where There’s Smoke: http://stoney321.livejournal.com/524493.html

Dalton: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6515261/1/Dalton

It’s Something Unpredictable: http://archiveofourown.org/works/729472/chapters/1354997

Choices: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7419732/1/Choices

NoteBook: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8137284/1/NoteBook

Chances Are (An Accidental Chance sequal): http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=3623&chapter=1

Syrup and Honey: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7868035/1/Syrup_and_Honey

All My Insticts: http://gleekto.livejournal.com/5917.html

Candyman: http://dont-be-fancy.livejournal.com/11444.html

Of Our Hands: http://klainekittens.livejournal.com/6084.html

Three Wishes: http://imaginentertain.livejournal.com/tag/series%2520%253A%2520three%2520wishes

Where You Belong: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7733321/1/Where-You-Belong

We’ll Fly This Place: http://archiveofourown.org/works/453995/chapters/779421

A System of Touch (and Gentle Persuasion): http://gingerrstar.livejournal.com/83332.html

A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9102071/1/A-Dream-is-a-Wish-Your-Heart-Makes

Terminal Velocity: http://blackmustache.livejournal.com/9751.html

You Could Be Happy: http://theficofitall.livejournal.com/7602.html

27 Suits: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7374193/1/27-Suits

Top Shelf Sundae: http://archiveofourown.org/works/980936/chapters/1931494

Hail to Whatever You Found in the Sunlight That Surrounds You: http://water-nix.livejournal.com/15186.html

Lying & Falling in Love: an Experiment: http://theonewithfics.livejournal.com/14604.html

Obnoxiously Sexy: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=8752

Neon: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7659773/1/Neon

For Which I Have to Howl: http://emilianadarling.livejournal.com/8724.html

Shining Through: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=5213

When a Heart Breaks: http://silverdragon87.livejournal.com/29147.html

Virtually Indistinguishable: http://archiveofourown.org/works/657898/chapters/1199306

Stop Loss: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7275486/1/Stop-Loss

You Found Me: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7554055/1/You-Found-Me

The Lonely Warbler: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8379352/1/The_Lonely_Warbler

Within: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=5015

Rebel Without a Cause: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7167797/1/Rebel-Without-a-Cause

Fix: http://rainjoyswriting.livejournal.com/126806.html

A Whole New World: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7685182/1/A-Whole-New-World

The Perfect Brother (Prequel to AWNW): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7899894/1/The-Perfect-Brother

Tea Party Thursday (Anderberry siblings verse): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7919777/1/Tea-Party-Thursdays

The Untimely Brother (Directly after AWNW): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7937612/1/The-Untimely-Brother

Final Prison (GYOW verse): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7949879/1/Final-Prison

Long Overdue: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7527229/1/Long-Overdue

Swept Away: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9279474/1/Swept-Away

Just A Touch: http://flyblckbirdfly.livejournal.com/17455.html

Can’t Lose You: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9384511/1/Can-t-Lose-You

20 Year Old Lover: http://heyblaine.tumblr.com/post/44334100569/20-year-old-lover-masterpost-au-in-which

Dude, Where’s My Tent?: http://vosje.tumblr.com/post/56238538646/dude-wheres-my-tent-1-2-by-beatlebun

To Love Your Enemy: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9801983/1/To-Love-Your-Enemy

My Christmas Special: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9943020/1/My-Christmas-Special

A Lucky Man’s Charm: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9330412/1/A-Lucky-Man-s-Charm

A Change of Heart: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8920855/1/A-Change-of-Heart

He’s just a bad boy: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9694&index=1

Unconventional Prince Chaming: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9660&warning=20

Second Chances: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9684&index=1

Can It Work?: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9476

Hoping for the impossible: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9521

Kaleidoscope: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9397

Fire With Fire: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9188&warning=20

Can’t Lose You: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=8909&warning=20

Blackbird: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=1870&warning=20

Precipice: http://flyblckbirdfly.livejournal.com/tag/precipice%20series

Where We Went Right: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=647&warning=20

One More Night (Could Turn into Forever): http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=7283

DA Fight Club: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7744500/1/DA-Fight-Club

Ten Cent Blues: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2198

Bad Enough For You: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7881693/1/Bad-Enough-For-You

The Story of How Kurt Took Blaine’s Virginity: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8142465/1/The-Story-of-How-Kurt-Took-Blaine-s-Virginity

Sex Education: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=44&warning=20

In My Place: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9552621/1/

Angel in a Red Vest: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=7124&warning=20

The Boy Who Came To Stay: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10015032/1/The-Boy-Who-Came-To-Stay

Ride: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8440208/1/Ride
(Ride Sequal) Gemini: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10248800/1/Gemini

Not Exclusive: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8763425/1/Not-Exclusive

Roommates: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7790694/1/Roommates

Identical: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8936273/1/Identical

Teach Me What You Know: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8221651/1/Teach-Me-What-You-Know

Sweat: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8017430/1/Sweat

Once in a Blue Moon: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7432300/1/Once-in-a-Blue-Moon

A Far Better Thing: http://thedeadparrot.github.io/fic-projects/edge/a-far-better-thing.html#1p

Invisible: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9953045/1/Invisible

Stop Loss: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7275486/1/Stop_Loss

Once Upon…: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=2710&warning=20

Flood the Skies and Blur the Darkness: http://twivamp92.livejournal.com/84313.html

He’s Cheer Captain and I’m on the Bleachers: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9193282/1/He-s-Cheer-Captain-and-I-m-on-the-Bleachers

The Art Of Losing Yourself: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8173011/1/The-Art-Of-Losing-Yourself

We Were Never Meant To Be: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9139601/1/We-Were-Never-Meant-To-Be

You’re Always On My Mind: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9088651/1/You-re-Always-On-My-Mind

Everyone has secrets: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10211103/1/Everyone-has-secrets

Not Exclusive: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8763425/1/Not-Exclusive

Sketchy Relations: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7273867/1/

Things I Cannot Change: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=840&warning=21

Troubled Souls: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1801390/chapters/3863593

Need For Speed: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1024812/chapters/2039892


——-
One-shots & Drabbles


The Next Day: Facebook: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8351470/1/The-Next-Day-Facebook

(No Name) (Comfort!Klaine, very sweet): http://an-alternate-world.tumblr.com/post/12325991083/why-do-you-love-me-why-do-i-what-kurt-said

Morning After: http://emilianadarling.tumblr.com/post/12530600270/morning-after-kurt-and-blaine-wake-up-on-the

For You I’d Wait: http://heyblaine.livejournal.com/26475.html

(No Name) (Blaine finds out Kurt is a Cheerio, he also notices how different and hot he looks. They share a kiss by a fence): http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/35172656014

Like Home: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9014553/1/Like-Home

Booty-Fall: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9418734/1/Booty-Fall

(No Name) Kurt getting cyber lucky with Blaine: http://kurtisblainesteenagedream.tumblr.com/post/67040591106/5-05-reaction-fic-kurt-getting-cyberlucky

http://crisscumfer.tumblr.com/post/67028627632/kurt-got-a-tongue-ring-and-that-sent-all-sorts-of

http://tirpse.tumblr.com/post/67027602985/endofadream-theres-a-nervous-fluttery-feeling

Sleepy Head: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7346026/1/Sleepy-Head

We are such stuff as dreams are made on: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7876587/1/We-are-such-stuff-as-dreams-are-made-on

Push: http://archiveofourown.org/works/703593

(Push sequal) He’s Sin and Secret: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1025256

Like I’ve Never Seen The Sky Before: http://archiveofourown.org/works/948362

All Sins Are Attempts: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=6873

(No Name?) awkward first time: http://alilactree.tumblr.com/post/60389117619/anonymous-prompted-awkward-first-time-the-door

Being Seen: http://gleekto.tumblr.com/post/33640783308


And We’ll Figure It Out, Together: http://jakia.livejournal.com/201502.html

I Could Get Used to This: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7536515/1/I-Could-Get-Used-to-This

Tequila Translation: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7618112/1/Tequila-Translation

Driveways: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7962043/1/Driveways

Tics (GYOW EU): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8003067/1/Tics

When It’s Time (GYOW EU): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8105325/1/When-It-s-Time

A Year in the Life (GYOW verse): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8358584/1/A-Year-in-the-Life

Before the Paint Dries: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8443431/1/Before-the-Paint-Dries

Accio Love: http://archiveofourown.org/works/573113

Every Time You Move (I Get A Little More Show): http://archiveofourown.org/works/969817?view_adult=true

we’re gonna make you pop-u-lar: http://villiageidiot.tumblr.com/post/59823969703/were-gonna-make-you-pop-u-lar

What Can I Get: http://threepwillow.livejournal.com/279442.html

(No Name): http://nolan-gerard-funk.tumblr.com/post/34738934836/choord-promted-can-you-write

(No Name) (Kurt finds out Blaine swears a lot and it really turns him on): http://scentofsummerrain.tumblr.com/post/67287368931/anon-prompted-kurt-discovers-blaine-swears-a-lot

When My Eyes Beheld An Eerie Sight: http://the-water-nixie.tumblr.com/post/65447426571/fic-when-my-eyes-beheld-an-eerie-sight

Something Due Any Day: http://herostratic.livejournal.com/75280.html

Not So Different After All: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8802341/1/Not-So-Different-After-All

Spin The Bottle: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9592&chapter=1&textsize=3

Kiss Cam: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9590&chapter=1&textsize=4

Your Song: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9565&chapter=1&textsize=4

Too Hot: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=9556&chapter=1&textsize=4

You’re Pretty Attractive: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=8311&chapter=1&textsize=1

The Lonely Prince: http://wowbright.tumblr.com/post/45323400988/fic-the-lonely-prince-pg-13

Rush Hour: http://spinmybowtie.tumblr.com/post/26530059518/fic-rush-hour

(No Name) (BJ on couch, Kurt’s trying to do his homework) http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/60898841194

Hurry Up and Slow Dance: http://archiveofourown.org/works/954716?view_adult=true

The First Time, Continued: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=3349

Filling In The Gaps (series of one-shots of missing scenes): http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=46

Shhh: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=465&warning=20

Hips: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=35&warning=20

Acoustics: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=34&warning=20

That Look: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=33

Study Break: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=29

A Different Kind of Study Break: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=31&warning=20

The Calender Boy: http://scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=13&warning=20

It Started With a Phone Call: http://www.scarvesandcoffee.net/viewstory.php?sid=6176

The One in Which Kurt Catches the Bouquet: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8929029/1/The-One-in-Which-Kurt-Catches-the-Bouquet

Klaine: How They Met (series of one shots of how klaine could have met): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7914774/1/Klaine-How-they-Met

Do Over: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8810848/1/Do-Over

Artsy Detention: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7852423/1/Artsy-Detention

More: A Sequal to Artsy Detention: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8169916/1/More-Sequel-to-Artsy-Detention

It’s a Deal: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7855139/1/It-s-a-Deal

(no name) (daddies!Klaine PrinceEric!Blaine) http://spookyclaire.tumblr.com/post/77719923712/in-which-blaine-is-a-prince-eric-face-character

That’s Not Fair: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7423156/1/That-s-Not-Fair

(no name) (the first time blaines sees kurt sleeping in fully naked) http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/51034337346

Body Heat: http://whatiknew.livejournal.com/3226.html

Scruff: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10199053/1/Scruff

Never Have I Ever: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829598/1/Never-Have-I-Ever

Teenage Dream: http://archiveofourown.org/works/557089

Tonight (We Are Young): http://cagedbirds.tumblr.com/post/14316070618/porn-drabble-tonight-we-are-young-anderberry
(Sequal) http://cagedbirds.tumblr.com/post/14580978584/new-fic-when-the-getting-there-is-so-much-fun-who

Tricks: http://happyinchintz72.livejournal.com/tag/fic%20%3A%20the%20sleepover%20chronicles%20%5Banderber

Whistle, I’ll Be There: http://lovetheblazer.tumblr.com/post/82180946806/whistle-ill-be-there

I’d Rather Be Restless: http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/57010189398

(no name) (kurt reassures blaine he has nothing at all to be insecure about): http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/82858720116/prompt-reaction-fic-for-5x16-where-kurt-reassures

The Pitfalls of Puberity, or How Even NYADA Students Are Oblivious: http://klainalsex.tumblr.com/post/82946338390/klainalsex-spangledout-made-a-post-that-said-i

Broken Promises: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10278437/1/Broken-Promises

(no name) (prompt: reaction fic for 5x17 where kurt and blaine turn into horny little exhibitionists when they go to their favorite gay club. aka semi-public frottage): http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/83582933405/prompt-reaction-fic-for-5x17-where-kurt-and

(no name) (peterpan!kurt): http://chatterboxrose.tumblr.com/post/84091286476/peterpan-kurt-au-based-on-suitfers-fanart-that

(no name) (famous au where kurt and blaine are on a talk show and kurt finds out about blaine’s crush on him) http://vosje.tumblr.com/post/84041126122/based-on-this-graham-norton-tibit-musical-star

10 Minutes Seemed Like 30 Seconds: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1341208

Maybe We Could: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1023375?view_adult=true

(no name) (kurt doesnt like the visual of porn but he likes the sound so blaine jerks him off to it) http://klaineunite.tumblr.com/post/86375012688/slightestwind-missbeizy-nudged-me-to-write

Blaine + Kurt: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1487470

I knew you were trouble: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1485025

Still So New: http://archiveofourown.org/works/890978

My Favorite Place To Be Is the One Where You’re Next to Me: http://archiveofourown.org/works/828127

Be Calm: http://archiveofourown.org/works/421475

You Kiss Me, I’m History: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1045532

Peachy Keen: http://archiveofourown.org/works/244193

Belong To Me: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1287316

It’s About Time: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1583753?view_adult=true

When the lightning strikes, I’ll protect you: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1486255

If I lay here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1485988

Say What You Say When You’re All Alone: http://archiveofourown.org/works/275160

No More Mr Nice Guy: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1308001

Untitled GKM cheerio!Kurt/badboy!Blaine: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1275430

Gosh your lips look delicious: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1101955

You are now pronauced long-distance fiances: http://wake-up-kid.tumblr.com/post/60732414959/forever-starts-now-kurt-and-blaine-may-be-a

first sleepover: http://acorndarren.tumblr.com/post/74108801516/heyblaine-anonymous-prompted-klaines-first

Kid!Klaine, blaine has a cute crush on kurt http://mz-jem.tumblr.com/post/74089570280/scentofsummerrain-anon-prompted-kids-klaine

prompt: kurt’s first time giving a blowjob http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/74330771389/prompt-kurts-first-time-giving-a-blowjob

CUTEST: http://spookyclaire.tumblr.com/post/74680972290/if-i-run-out-of-songs-to-sing-to-take-your-mind-off

http://endofadream.tumblr.com/post/74524603966/waltreynlds-prompted-casually-quietly-prompting

Prince Charming: http://blushingblainey.tumblr.com/post/77665963690/prince-charming-700-words

http://loveheartlover.tumblr.com/post/80580369935/prompt-burt-carole-teasing-early-klaine-words

(no name) (klaine play seven minutes in heaven!): http://blainedevonanderson.tumblr.com/post/25140151012/anonymous-prompted-7-minutes-in-heaven-klaine

(no name) (Kurt and Blaine live in the same apartment building and meet when Kurt accidentally gets some of Blaine’s mail): http://slightestwind.tumblr.com/post/95408190938/anonymous-prompted-au-where-kurt-and-blaine-live


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Klaine Fic Websites


http://scarvesandcoffee.net/

http://quoth-the-warbler.org/index.php

http://klaineficindex.tumblr.com/tags


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Other People’s Masterposts


http://mz-jem.tumblr.com/FanFictions

http://sunandrainfic.livejournal.com/502.html

http://itallstartedwithharry.tumblr.com/first_times

http://klainecrisscolferwilsonlove.tumblr.com/Klaine%20Fic%20Recs

http://klainecrisscolferwilsonlove.tumblr.com/CrissColfer%20Fic%20Recs

http://llamanatorm.tumblr.com/post/45582591850/fic-recs

http://klainecrisscolferwilsonlove.tumblr.com/FICSBYGENRE

Top!Blaine fics: http://theblainedane.tumblr.com/Top!Blaine

http://klaine-is-endgame.tumblr.com/ficrecs

http://socloseyetsofarcc.tumblr.com/post/86372869277/any-good-high-school-college-crisscolfer-fics-i-looked

Underrated fall out boy songs

Disclaimer: these are just my opinions and I never really hear about these songs being mentioned

• disloyal order of water buffaloes (my personal favourite fob song)
• hum hallelujah
• bang the doldrums
• don’t you know who I think I am
• pavlove
• music or the misery
• from now on we are enemies
• (coffees for closers)

Coffee and Threats - Sebastian Smythe One-Shot

“Two medium drips please” Sebastian told the barista with a smile.

“Awww, you know my coffee order” you teased him.

“Of course I do, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn’t?” He said smiling down at you.

“I dunno” you say wrapping your arms around his torso and looking up at him with a huge cheesy grin plastered on your face.

He looked down at you, his eyes shining, looking at you as if you were his whole world. He moved his face down towards yours and placed a kiss on the end of your nose, which caused you to smile even more.

“Here are your coffees” the barista said, placing them on the counter, “and by the way, you guys are adorable together.”

“Thank you” you say with a blush covering your cheeks, while untangling from Seb and grabbing your coffee.

Sebastian paid the lady and grabbed your hand, the both of you turning around to see someone you really didn’t want to at this moment.

Your twin brother Noah Puckerman.

Crap, why couldn’t we just have one peaceful date.

You look up at Sebastian to see a look of terror on his face. He has good reason to be scared, you had told him all the stories about what Noah did to all those other boys who tried to get with you.

“Heyyyyy Noah, what’s going on big bro?” You tried to ask casually.

Maybe he will ignore the fact that you are on a date.

“ (Y/N) can I talk to you alone for a second?” He asked, jaw locked and eyes glaring.

I knew it was wishful thinking.

“Sure” you answered.

You let go of Seb’s hand and walked over to where Noah was.

“I’m going to go find us a table” said Sebastian awkwardly, walking off into the shop.

“(Y/N) why are you on a date with Smythe?” Puck questioned angrily.

“Puck I didn’t want you to find out this way but, Sebastian and I have been dating for awhile.” You answered.

“Seems like you didn’t want me to find out at all.”

“Maybe I didn’t but, it was only because of your history of beating up guys who even try to get close to me.”

“I did that for a reason, they were dicks to you.”

“Yes but, Sebastian is different.”

“That seems unlikely.”

“He has changed, please try to understand that, because I really care about him.”

“Okay I will try, but does he treat you well?”

“Like a princess Noah.” You answered calmly.

“He better always treat you that way.”

He pulled you into him for a hug, short and sweet, just to remind you that he will always be there to protect you. When you pulled back, you both walked toward where Seb sat, you sitting down and Noah standing between Sebastian and you.

“If you hurt her I will punch you into next week” threatened Noah.

Seb looked at you and smiled before answering, “I wouldn’t dream of it.”

After Noah left the Lima Bean,  Sebastian and you enjoyed the rest of your date uninterrupted.

angryvoles  asked:

Any chance of an update to the shy Derek tag and the somnophilia tag? Thank-you ^_^

shy derek:

‘Linski’s Late Night Antidote To Lame by WhoNatural (1/1 | 13,865 | PG13)

Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan.

Also there’s this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

My Bitchy Soulmate by tee_tee (1/1 | 16,156 | NC17)

Stiles is a super sarcastic virgin and Derek is Scott’s broody roommate. They don’t really get along (until they do).

where others fade away by pr1nc3ssp34ch (2/2 | 9,054 | PG13)

When the name Grzegorz tattoos itself across Derek’s wrist in neat, thin strokes, his mother pats him on the head in sympathy and Laura laughs so hard she has to go to her room, the sound echoing down the hall as she goes. When it stays there for six years and no such Grzegorz appears, Derek seriously considers moving to Poland.

Meanwhile, on Stiles’ eighteenth birthday when Derek crawls onto his skin, untidy and volatile, Lydia shrieks in sudden realization, and Jackson looks so entirely offended that even Danny can’t kiss him back to normal.

if i built you in miniature by keskasi (1/1 | 6,836 | PG13)

Derek quietly loves Christmas and is not afraid to wear the sweaters to show it. He hosts a children’s TV show about science and history, builds model trains, and is painfully awkward. Stiles works in a Hallmark-type store that sells Christmas decorations and model train pieces, and might have an unhealthy appreciation for sweaters. Of course he was going to fall for Derek. Of course he was.

Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by alisvolatpropiis (1/1 | 5,299 | NC17)

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”

He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”

Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”

“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.

The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.

“Laura said that you weren’t really into dating,” Stiles goes on, “but that uh, you uh, well you know.” Stiles’ cheeks flush a very pretty ruddy pink under the scatter of beauty marks that Derek aches to taste. Stiles turns away, towards the cooler of roses, muttering to himself under his breath, which of course Derek can hear perfectly well. “Great freakin’ advice, Lydia, ‘just bring up sex and tell him you’re cool with having a one night stand,’ okay, sure, that worked fucking beautifully.”

“Okay.” The word is out of his mouth before Derek can even think about the consequences of saying it, something unusual for him. He wants Stiles however he can get him, it seems.

“Okay?” Stiles eyes are wide when he spins back to look at him.

“Yeah, okay. Let’s have sex.”

You Had Me Since by Emela (1/1 | 5,102 | NC17)

“Would it help if I blew you?”
“What?” Derek sputters. There is no way he heard that right. No way would Stiles Stilinski be asking him if he wanted a-
“Blow job.”
That. 

somnophilia:

Into Slumber by eeyore9990 (1/1 | 1,831 | NC17)

They’d done this often enough — Stiles falling asleep in the middle of some task, leaving Derek to strip him down — that Derek knew Stiles would have no problem with Derek doing exactly what he wanted. They’d talked about it, discussed it at length with Derek expressing his reluctance until he’d finally notice just how arousing Stiles found the thought of Derek touching him in his sleep.

Come See Inside My Bones by cassandra_leeds (The_Circadian) (2/? | 11,741 | NC17)

Stiles doesn’t recognize the signs until it’s too late.

Long nights, sleepless days by toosterek (1/1 | 2,548 | NC17)

“Did you even pull out from last night?” Stiles asks, remembers Derek fucking into him teasingly, edging him to the brink of orgasm so many times that when he finally did allow Stiles to come, it was with the slightest roll of Derek’s thumb gliding through the precome leaking from the head of his cock. Stiles twists his head to look at Derek, but his back is kept flush against Derek’s chest when the arm around his waist drapes over his chest, only managing to turn himself enough to look at the ceiling.

“No,” Derek replies, shifts again, still getting harder inside of Stiles, his thick shaft dragging against Stiles’ already sensitive rim, makes his breath catch.

“But - god, wow, that feels - wait, didn’t you knot me the second time around?”

Holding On & Letting Go by SuperfluousEmi, Winchesterek (11/11 | 48,780 | NC17)

Derek Hale is an Alpha without a pack, on the move with memories haunting his footsteps. When he answers an unusual ALPHA WANTED ad, he finds himself somewhere unexpected, finally able to rebuild a family and his hope for the future.

Taunt by littlefrog1025 (2/2 | 7,491 | NC17)

“Stiles” pays Derek a visit in the middle of the night…

The Signs As Klaine Quotes
  • Aries: 'You're the only one. And that's why I love you so much.'
  • Taurus: 'I'm never saying goodbye to you.'
  • Gemini: 'All I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you.'
  • Cancer: 'And we're in this together. I can't stop you from failing, but I can promise to make it safe if you do.'
  • Leo: 'You know my coffee order?' 'Of course I do.'
  • Virgo: 'Oh, excuse me! Um, hi, can I ask you a question? I'm new here.'
  • Libra: 'There's no one else.'
  • Scorpio: 'I choose to trust and to love you through everything.'
  • Sagittarius: 'Mostly to make sure that you always remember how perfectly imperfect you are.'
  • Capricorn: 'I just want my senior year to be magic, and the only way that's gonna happen is if I get to spend every minute of every day with you.'
  • Aquarius: 'Give me your hand. Hold it to your heart.' 'Just like the song?' 'Just like the song.'
  • Pisces: 'There's a moment, when you say to yourself, oh! There you are. I've been looking for you forever.'

anonymous asked:

Les Amis + their coffee orders. =D

Hey anon, you aren’t slick! I know who you are  👀 👀 👀 👀

  • Enjolras: Ridiculously over complicated. He knows exactly what he wants and he’s not embarrassed to ask for it.  Coffee is the only time he lets himself treat himself so he goes big. A half caf, soy hot coffee, two pumps of caramel and whipped cream. 
  • Grantaire: Fucked if he knows. It’s different depending on his moods. Some days its a black charred dark roast with no cream or sugar and other times it’s a vanilla iced coffee with whipped cream and sprinkles. The only constant in his order is that it’s usually Irish. 
  • Combeferre: A sensible latte in a travel mug with low fat milk and one sweetener
  • Courfeyrac: ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINO!!!!!
  • Jehan: An organic cold brew coffee… In a Mason Jar of course.
  • Bahorel: Not a big coffee guy. But he will slam down energy drinks like it’s nobodies business. And don’t even get him started on his juice cleanse!
  • Feuilly: Can’t afford to buy coffee so he makes it at home. It’s the grossly cheap instant stuff with a splash of milk. He actually somehow likes the taste better than a barista made coffee????
  • Joly: Expresso… SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS. SHOTS!
  • Bossuet: A simple cappuccino but with like… 5 sugar packets. He always gets a froth mustache. 
  • Marius: More of a tea person. Likes chamomile and herbal blends

anonymous asked:

Sterek + shy bottom!derek please

Aw yes. And here’s our bottom!Derek tag too. - Anastasia

Originally posted by pussypoppinhannstand

(this gif is just unacceptable. smh)

I’ll never let anyone hurt you by Alba55

(1/1 I 3,175 I Explicit)

They were carelessly happy in the woods, just being with each other, laughing, kissing, but then, something had to fuck it up.
The unmistakable sound of an arrow cutting the thin air, getting close to them.
“Hunters”.

The Five Stages of Sexing Derek Hale by FionaRex (orphan_account)

(2/5 I 3,828 I Explicit)

Derek Hale is the creative writing teacher at Beacon Hills High School. Derek Hale lives in a town full of asshole alphas. Derek Hale is a human emissary for Talia Hale. Derek Hale is going into heat soon. Derek Hale will not look at or talk to Stiles when he does. He MUST NOT talk to Stiles. Well, considering Gerard wants him for unknown reasons and Scott’s pack is working with Talia’s pack, that seems pretty impossible. Well, damn.

Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by alisvolatpropiis

(1/1 I 5,299 I Explicit)

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”

He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”

Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”

“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.

The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.

“Laura said that you weren’t really into dating,” Stiles goes on, “but that uh, you uh, well you know.” Stiles’ cheeks flush a very pretty ruddy pink under the scatter of beauty marks that Derek aches to taste. Stiles turns away, towards the cooler of roses, muttering to himself under his breath, which of course Derek can hear perfectly well. “Great freakin’ advice, Lydia, ‘just bring up sex and tell him you’re cool with having a one night stand,’ okay, sure, that worked fucking beautifully.”

“Okay.” The word is out of his mouth before Derek can even think about the consequences of saying it, something unusual for him. He wants Stiles however he can get him, it seems.

“Okay?” Stiles eyes are wide when he spins back to look at him.

“Yeah, okay. Let’s have sex.”

I Thought You Would Like That by Emela

(1/1 I 7,325 I Explicit)

Yeah, that was pretty bad, but what was worse was having spent the last three years pretending to hate Stiles, because it was better than being the guy who failed at emotions and got rejected for them, and now Derek was locked in the same room as him under the promise they would only be let out when they “did something about their sexual tension”.

Derek and Stiles get locked in a room together at an office Christmas party and end doing something about all that unresolved sexual tension.

Celebrity Crush by siredtosourwolf, softywolf

(1/1 I 30,307 I Explicit)

Stiles wasn’t expecting to meet his favourite actor when Scott helped him land an internship on the set of Jackson’s new film, and he certainly wasn’t expecting Derek to fall in love with him. Not that Stiles was complaining.

Ruin me, Alpha. by Lizamineliy

(17/35 I 64,388 I Explicit)

Stiles was bitten when he was 18 years old and since has been an Alpha. He happens to also be the lead singer of “The Pack,” a world-famous rock band that his best friends and he started during a time of chaos to spread werewolf awareness.

Derek needs a new job after working as a Personal Assistant (PA) to asshole Jackson Whittemore. Derek happens to land the job as a new PA for “The Pack.”

Can he handle the new job and all the work he’s cut out for?

Or better yet, can he handle Stiles, the young, hot, Alpha who threatens to turn Derek’s moral compass all the way around.

Will he step into the darkness with Alpha Stilinksi or bring him to the light?

bottom!derek fic rec part one

Since I’ve been reading nothing but bottom!derek fics this week and stilinskihaleworld suggested I should rec some, this week’s fic rec is all about the wonderfulness that is bottom!derek.

Enjoy :)

What A Way to Go by prettylittlementirosa [E] [4482]

So if Derek feels like smashing his head against a wall when Stiles leans back and stretches his arms over his head- his shirt riding up to reveal a line of dark hair going down his stomach and disappearing beneath the waistband of his jeans- it’s not really that big of a deal. All it means is that Derek hasn’t seen Stiles in almost a year. He’ll be fine in a few days, a week tops.

Or: Stiles comes back rather experienced after being away at college for a year and Derek takes notice.


we’re looking at stars by Hymn [E] [2849]

The pack assumes, but StilesandDerek break expectations in their own way. It works for them.


The One Where Stiles Rocks at Sex by Fr333bird [E] [2110]

Morning sex is awesome.

Stiles presses slow, sleepy kisses against Derek’s shoulders and spine, stretching up to nuzzle into the short scratchy hairs at the nape of Derek’s neck where his scent is strong. A scrape of his teeth there elicits another growl of approval from Derek. Stiles loves it when Derek’s like this. Relaxed and pliant, eager to be fucked, but letting Stiles take his time.


Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by alisvolatpropiis [E] [5299]

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”

He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”

Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”

“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.

The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.

“Laura said that you weren’t really into dating,” Stiles goes on, “but that uh, you uh, well you know.” Stiles’ cheeks flush a very pretty ruddy pink under the scatter of beauty marks that Derek aches to taste. Stiles turns away, towards the cooler of roses, muttering to himself under his breath, which of course Derek can hear perfectly well. “Great freakin’ advice, Lydia, ‘just bring up sex and tell him you’re cool with having a one night stand,’ okay, sure, that worked fucking beautifully.”

“Okay.” The word is out of his mouth before Derek can even think about the consequences of saying it, something unusual for him. He wants Stiles however he can get him, it seems.

“Okay?” Stiles eyes are wide when he spins back to look at him.

“Yeah, okay. Let’s have sex.”


Twist of Fate by vampireisthenewblack [E] [2289]

“I’ve been hard since class started,” Stiles says. His fingers twitch, as if he wants to bring Derek’s hand down to prove it, but Derek knows, he can smell Stiles’ arousal, he’s been able to smell it the whole time and it’s a wonder he was able to give the lesson at all.


All along the way by queerly_it_is [E] [1314]

“H-Harder.”


How They Really Got Together by stileskolpath [E] [1843]

“You know what, Derek? Fuck you!” Stiles was tired of his bullshit…

…So when Derek responded with a shrug and a muttered “yeah, okay,” Stiles found that for once in his life, he had absolutely no words. None.“


Moved on from Whispers by wishingonalightningbolt [E] [5346]

He’s not dumb. Out of everyone in the school, Derek is second in grades only to Lydia Martin, and the only reason Stiles is third is because he’s taking more APs than Derek, so his grades are suffering the slightest bit. That’s why Derek knows, when Stiles arches an eyebrow at him, why what he said was so incredibly dumb.

Stiles didn’t break into Lydia Martin’s upstairs bathroom to take a piss. He broke into Lydia Martin’s upstairs bathroom while Derek was in it, because—because of reasons.

-0-

Stiles is tired of pretending like and Derek don’t want each other.


The Good Marks You by starsystems [E] [5137]

Stiles turns eighteen. He can now vote! And buy cigarettes!

…and, you know, do other things too.


Don’t Leave Me Tongue Tied by BarlowGirl [E] [3031]

Like usual, Derek’s entire body relaxed immediately. He liked this part, Stiles thought, liked how Derek practically went limp under him, body completely devoid of any tension for now. He’d sensed this coming, if he was being honest with himself. Something about storms made Derek antsy, his skin too tight. Running helped, but sometimes…

“Good,” Stiles said, straddling Derek’s thighs. “There we go, that’s good. Yeah. I know what you need.”

Sometimes he needed more to settle him back into himself.

Or: Derek doesn’t like storms. They make him restless. Stiles helps with that.


Love Hurts by runningwithdinosaurs [E] [1946]

Everyone seemed to think they knew exactly how things went down in Derek and Stiles’s relationship.

But here’s the problem: as a human, Derek didn’t heal instantaneously anymore.

As a human, Derek limped.


First Time by Emela [E] [7997]

Derek has all kinds of assumptions about what a gay relationship is like (he’s never been in one after all, and the Internet is not his friend), but Stiles shows him that there’s no rule except one: what makes you happy makes me happy.

OR

The one where Derek is nervous about having sex with Stiles, and Stiles is the best boyfriend ever.


Aggression by mikkimouse [E] [1332]

Based on this TFLN post: “I’m coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that’s cool.”


The last temptation by queerly_it_is [E] [4008]

Derek always gets stuck between making too much noise or just gasping silently.

He knows he’d been making noise earlier; when Stiles walked them both into the bedroom he’d been humming into kisses and mumbling dry responses to Stiles saying he “had plans”; when Stiles tugged at his clothes he remembers he’d said something meant to pass for controlled about patience that had made Stiles roll his eyes.

And when Stiles pulled his mouth off Derek’s dick with a slurp so lewd it had to be at least half on purpose and told him to roll over with his voice gone rough, Derek’s sure he’d breathed out, “Yeah. Yeah okay.”


Lure the Wolf (Then Make Him Howl) by Omni [E] [3146]

Stiles is finally 18, and so decides it’s time he and Derek stop dancing around each other.

(Honestly, there isn’t enough plot to summarize.)

letseatdonutstogether  asked:

Could I get some Tattoo Artist AUs?(:

we have a tattoo tag but i can separate it into tattoo artist

We Got Something Magic by alisvolatpropiis (11/11 | 50,595 | NC-17)

Scott is never bitten, so Stiles never meets Derek or learns about werewolves. He is, however, since a young age, captivated by a recurring dream of a beautiful, red-eyed wolf that he comes to hold dear to his heart. After college, he moves to Seattle and decides to get a tattoo to acknowledge his dream Wolf, finding a lot more than he expected at Triskele Tattoo.
In which Derek is a tattoo artist and a good alpha, Laura is alive, and Stiles and Derek share each other’s dreams.

In The Upper Story by toraten (2/2 | 15,383 | PG-13)

Stiles accompanies Scott to a werewolf tattoo parlor where Stiles finds an old friend.
Well.
The guy almost died in his arms that one time and Stiles saved him by using forbidden ancient Russian rune magic. That sort of makes them friends, right?

Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by alisvolatpropiis (1/1 | 5,299 | NC-17)

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”
He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”
Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”
“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.
The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.
“Laura said that you weren’t really into dating,” Stiles goes on, “but that uh, you uh, well you know.” Stiles’ cheeks flush a very pretty ruddy pink under the scatter of beauty marks that Derek aches to taste. Stiles turns away, towards the cooler of roses, muttering to himself under his breath, which of course Derek can hear perfectly well. “Great freakin’ advice, Lydia, ‘just bring up sex and tell him you’re cool with having a one night stand,’ okay, sure, that worked fucking beautifully.”
“Okay.” The word is out of his mouth before Derek can even think about the consequences of saying it, something unusual for him. He wants Stiles however he can get him, it seems.
“Okay?” Stiles eyes are wide when he spins back to look at him.
“Yeah, okay. Let’s have sex.”

Dreaming in Ink by mmmdraco (1/1 | 908 | G)

When the stranger in Stiles’ tattoo shop makes his request, Stiles gets thrown for a loop he wasn’t expecting.
Part 1 of Under Your Skin

Tattoos (I should ink my skin, with your name) by CasTheButler (1/1 | 2,114 | NR)

Soulmate AU:
Derek is a tattoo artist and Stiles becomes his client and quickly his friend. I know this is a really sucky summary. I don’t want to give too much away though. I wrote this for bilesandthesourwolf because of a post she made on tumblr and because of something I said to her that she seemed to think was cool.

Incantation Ink by otter(series 4/4 | 30,042 | NC-17)

The tattoo parlor didn’t look like much. The apprentice who was supposed to be inking Derek’s new magical tattoo wasn’t immediately confidence-inspiring either.

I.N.K. by billtheradish (series wip | 102,727 | PG-13)

The house never burned. The pack is strong. Derek will never need to be the alpha, and his sister is a troll. (Actually, most of his family is like that.)
Derek is an apprentice tattoo artist, and Stiles isn’t old enough to get ink of his own yet. But that doesn’t stop him from being interesting…

Symbol, Meaning, and Intent by dangermouses (1/? | 1303 | R)

In which Derek is a grumpy tattoo artist, and Stiles is an ink virgin come for his first mark.

anonymous asked:

Hey guys, i've been craving some good old sterek smut, any recommendations? Although, no dom/sub. Thankss, you're amazing, your blog is like a permanent tab on my browser :)

Hey there Anon! 

Sorry this has taken so long, but I’ve got some fics for you! They don’t really have dom/sub but they have some dirty talk, and other fun (but not too kinky) things! (Also, do I really need to tell y’all that these are rated E for Explicit)

Stiles’ Oral Fixation by brisingrdraumar, and echowolves

3,045  I  Blow Jobs

Derek should be worried about his newfound obsession with all things related to Stiles’ mouth, and the objects that go in and/or around it.

Maybe a hundred times before by coffeeinallcaps

3,700  I  Porn Without Plot, First Time

The first time it happened was after a movie night at Derek’s.

It Makes Scents by stileskolpath

3,837  I  Bottom Stiles, AU-College, Scent Kink

“‘So you’re saying that Stiles has a crush on me?’ Derek asked, and Isaac just gave him a stupid ‘are you kidding me with this?’ look that made Derek want to bite his head off.

‘Seriously? How could you not know?’ Isaac’s smartass look was frustrating Derek way more than it should. 'Every time he’s around you he kind of loses the power of speech, and dude, he… smells.’

'Smells? Like what?’ Derek asked, no small amount of disappointment in his voice.”

a.k.a. that one where Derek is oblivious to Stiles’ scent until suddenly he’s not.

First Date (Queer Your Coffee, Part Two) by alisvolatpropiis

4,791   I  AU-Human, Bottom Derek, Pierced Stiles

Part 2 of the Queer Your Coffee series

“Holy fuck,” Derek whispers when finally sees Stiles’ cock. It’s gorgeous, long and thick with a big head, which is pierced, the tip shiny and wet. He should have expected it really, the piercing, a Prince Albert he thinks it’s called, not sure because he’s never seen one, never knew how fucking hot it could be. There are two balls just like the ones in Stiles’ tongue, one nestled in his pretty little slit, the other tucked under the crown of his head, joined by a slightly curved bar under the skin. Derek swallows hard and his mouth fills with hot saliva, one hand going to his own cock, shoving his boxer briefs down his thighs in a rush. He wants to stroke himself, but the thought of that piercing on his tongue, against his throat, fuck, in his ass, has him dangerously close to coming untouched, so he grips the base hard instead, staving it off.

Stiles purrs. “See something you like, big guy?”

How far do I have to go to get to you by toomuchplor

5,189  I  First Time, Frottage

Stiles never knows if it’s worse when Derek Hale steps out of the shadows or when he slinks back into them; either way, Stiles never expected to have this many feelings about his stupid old yellow owl shirt.

Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by alisvolatpropiis

5,299  I  Bottom Derek, Dirty Talk

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”

He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”

Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”

“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.

The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.

“Laura said that you weren’t really into dating,” Stiles goes on, “but that uh, you uh, well you know.” Stiles’ cheeks flush a very pretty ruddy pink under the scatter of beauty marks that Derek aches to taste. Stiles turns away, towards the cooler of roses, muttering to himself under his breath, which of course Derek can hear perfectly well. “Great freakin’ advice, Lydia, ‘just bring up sex and tell him you’re cool with having a one night stand,’ okay, sure, that worked fucking beautifully.”

“Okay.” The word is out of his mouth before Derek can even think about the consequences of saying it, something unusual for him. He wants Stiles however he can get him, it seems.

“Okay?” Stiles eyes are wide when he spins back to look at him.

“Yeah, okay. Let’s have sex.”

Green Means Go (and Sex) by literaryoblivion

5,319  I  AU-College, AU-Human, Pining

Stiles is more than a little disappointed to see a sea of red and yellow when he enters the party. He is already halfway through his second semester of college, and he has yet to have anything remotely resembling a hookup, not even a steamy make-out session with some over the pants groping. He thinks maybe he shouldn’t have come expecting anything else at a stoplight party on Valentine’s Day.

Only… he saw a certain someone named Derek Hale post on Facebook that he was coming to this party, and Stiles kind of wanted to see what color he was wearing and fantasize about possibly having a chance with him.

(There’s) no smoke without fire by Ark

6,265  I  Mates, First Time

Part 1 of the Idioms series

They kiss for entirely too long. If anyone found them in the woods just then they would be like, dudes, this is excessive.

Location Is Everything by LouLa

8,081  I  First Time, Established Relationship

Stiles doesn’t really care where it happens, so long as it happens.

Dancing With The Moon by starsandgraces

10,882  I  2/2  I  AU-Celebrity, AU-Dancing

Dancing With The Stars AU. Stiles Stilinski, former child star, has been strong-armed into participating in a reality show by his agent in an attempt to raise his profile and actually get him some work as an adult. With champion dancer Laura Hale on his arm, Stiles might even stand a chance of going all the way. Their only obstacle (aside from Stiles’ complete inability to cha cha cha) is Lydia Martin and her professional partner—Laura’s brother, Derek.

Hot Single Dad Derek Hale by WhoNatural

13,315  I  Single Parent Derek, Kid Fic,  Bottom Derek, Pining

Wherein Derek is a Hot Single Dad, possibly with a little case of martyrdom, and Stiles is the newest client at his publishing house who really just wants to make him happy. Preferably while they’re both naked.

He doesn’t get to talk to Stiles a whole lot - and it’s fine, it’s professional and polite, but there is a little something that lights up in him when he thinks about him, sees him. Derek’s life has been mostly about preschool and Big Hero 6 and extra-curricular activities for so long now that it’s a shock to the system when he finds himself pre-occupied with something so… adult.
And there are many, many adult things on his mind where Stiles is concerned.

You Stole My Heart Amongst Other Things by AStrangeFate

26,097  I  14/14  I  AU-Mob, AU-Humans, AU-No Hale Fire

When Stiles walks in on Dr. Deaton and Scott preforming minor surgery on one of the most powerful mobsters on the coast he makes the decision to help them. He thinks that will be the end of it, but it seems that a certain criminal isn’t willing to forget about the beautiful man who he woke up too after he had been shot. Cue wooing, drama and a lot of complications. Stiles doesn’t want to be a part of the life Derek has to offer especially considering who his father is, but he can’t seem to stay away from the charming felon.

Okay Anon,  ENJOY ALL THE SEXY FUN TIMES

Love and internet hugs, (and fun sexy times, can’t forget those, eh?)

FLUFFY WOLF

(yeah that’s right, I’M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS)

anonymous asked:

Hey! Do you happen to know any sterek fics where derek has long hair or man bun and maybe also more coffeshop/bakery fics? 😊

Hey! Thank you for the welcome distraction :) Man bun sterek fics are a gift! 

Always Follow a Hippie to a Second Location by  alisvolatpropiis | 3.9K

It’s hard to tell just how long his hair is but it’s night-black and shiny and soft-looking, little strands falling loose from the messy knot high on his head that Stiles feels strangely compelled to put his hands on, to grip tight, which is ridiculous. He’s never been into hippie guys or guys with long hair, but he’s thinking now he might need to reassess that life choice because damn, how much fun would it be to fuck that ass while tangling his hands in that hair like reins, pulling his head back and leaning forward to get closer to his moans….

Cutback by  WonderWolf | 19.3K

Scott and Stiles are pro surfers in need of a place to stay for their upcoming competition. Out of all the things Derek expected this summer, being asked to house his brother and ex-boyfriend for one week wasn’t on the list.

A New Course by petals42 | ficlet

A mermaid Allydia AU

Hypothetically by  alisvolatpropiis | 6.6K

Stiles holds his hand up to shield his eyes from the sinking sun, its orange-yellow light reflected infinitely across the vast, calm ocean. As utterly stunning as the sunset over the Pacific is, especially while floating leisurely on a surfboard a few hundred feet from shore, it’s a mere backdrop that pales in comparison to who he’s looking at.

Derek Hale, whose eyes are their own oceans that Stiles feels like he’s been floating on since the first time they met. The older man’s eyes are as ever-changing and colorful as the sea they’ve spent the day on, a palette of greens and blues filigreed with gold around the pupils. And if that weren’t enough, the rest of Derek is also transcendentally exquisite: high, arching cheekbones and a chiseled jaw, although that particular perfection is a bit obscured these days by his ever-thickening beard, night-black like his hair, nearly shoulder-length but almost always knotted in a messy bun at the crown of his head.

Vegetarian Werewolf Derek Hale by  Loslote | 1.7K

Five times Stiles is surprised that Derek is a hippie and one time his assumptions about Derek’s hippie nature are proven wrong.

Flowerwolf & Beacon Roots by  alisvolatpropiis | 5.2K

Derek tries not to show his surprise, curiously hopeful, but still suspicious of Laura’s involvement. “Oh. How do you know my coffee order then?”

He grins. “The cute baristo knows your order, dude. All I had to do was ask for Grumpy Flower Guy’s usual.”

Derek huffs. “I’m not grumpy.”

“He says grumpily,” Stiles smirks, winking.

The sound of his own laughter surprises Derek, so yeah, okay, maybe Stiles has a point.