you know it's true guys

Newt Scamander: Every Zoo is a petting zoo if you try hard enough.

Everyone else: NO.

Imperial Schemes | Grand Admiral Thrawn | Star Wars (EU)

That last episode was just really inspiring and I’m so excited for this weekend’s ep now that I know Thrawn is in it again.  xD

(more Thrawn fanart | more Star Wars fanart)


Now comes the hard part. You have to kill me. I’m calling your bluff.


BRUH,this was supposed to be a quick David doodle and yet…here I am. 

The first one was me randomly thinking “What if David has some early greys because,honestly he’s under a lotto stress??” 

bruh his arms is too b i g g 



Literally she just fuggin….piCKED HIM UP??

have you even been in a group of friends but you’re not actually in that group of friends and you’re just


seriously if I just vanished I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t make a difference at all

can you guys believe that I can say “I have a boyfriend irl” and you guys wouldn’t be able to know if I’m lying or not. like you can just say “no, you don’t” because you wouldn’t know. I could have a boyfriend right now. I could not have a boyfriend. maybe my boyfriend is sitting next to me right now. or is he. it’s so easy

For unknown reasons, about once a week I get the song “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)” by The Offspring stuck in my head for hours, even if I haven’t heard it recently. No joke. I’ve come to terms with it, though. Yup. I’m not even gonna fight it anymore. In fact, bring it on. 

Give it to me, baby. 

Uh huh, uh huh. 

oh yeah I'm not sure I told everyone about this thing with my dad watching Princess Tutu
  • Dad: *circa the Freya episode* Wait, what's going on?
  • Me: They're trying to get someone to sacrifice their heart.
  • Dad: Why?
  • Me: They're trying to get it for the Raven.
  • Dad: Oh, that guy.
  • Me: *dying of laughter* Yes. That guy. Rue's abusive father.
  • Dad: He should go to jail.