you know it means larry you know it does

Title: In Circles of You and Me

Author: theweightofmywords

Recipient: goodgirlfaith (boomersoonerash)

Word Count: 21,547

Rating: Mature

Tags: American Uni AU, friends with benefits, recreational drinking and drug use, pining, miscommunication, mild angst, fluff

Prompt: We casually hook up at parties sometimes but this time you got so drunk you couldn’t make it all the way back to your dorm so i let you crash in my room because it was closer and it turns out you’re really cute when you wake up in the morning, fuck.

Summary: 

Louis pulls Harry closer by the belt loops. Harry could feel his breath warm against his neck as he brushes his lips against his skin. “You know… I don’t care if you kiss other people.”

Harry smiles as he feels Louis’ stubble scratch against his neck. “I know you don’t, but-”

He stifles a moan as Louis bites down gently on the soft surface of his skin. “You can kiss other people too-”

Louis pauses to look at him pointedly. “I know I can.”

“Well, have you?” Harry asks, his brows furrowed.

“What’s it to you?” Louis retorts with a smirk. “You’re the one I’m kissing now.”

Or, Louis and Harry keep running into each other at parties. It doesn’t mean anything, until it does.

TEH rewatch

ie bloody hell in hindsight it’s obvious what we’re seeing in this episode isn’t real

I’m rewatching TEH after S4, with the mindset that S3 and S4 are Sherlock’s coma dream after he jumped for real from Bart’s rooftop

And. Holy shit! It makes so much sense!

1) The weird “coffee cup to John’s eyes” transition. We knew that this was taken from @ivyblossom‘s “The Progress of Sherlock Holmes”. We failed to notice that the fanfic opens on Sherlock dreaming that John has cups for eyes. EDIT 12 Oct 2017: To be faire it could also be an indication that the show we’re about to see has been filtered through a heteronormative filter (because Lestrade and Anderson are drinking coffee and coffee is straight), ie that Mary is a version of Sherlock that “no homo”es John and Sherlock’s relationship.

2) In the same scene with Lestrade and Anderson, the way the reporters who tell us Sherlock’s name has been cleared are filmed is… fucky, to say the least. Glitchy. That’s weird

3) The “how sherlock survived theories” parodies. In all of them, Sherlock is awfully OOC. Why? Because Mofftiss were pointing out that Sherlock surviving the fall and not telling John is, in itself, OOC, because that would break John’s heart (which Sherlock knows since ASIB). Sherlock didn’t fake his death. SHERLOCK REALLY, ACTUALLY JUMPED, AND IS NOW IN A COMA BECAUSE OF HIS INJURIES.

4) Mycroft as one of Sherlock’s brain hemisphered gives… interesting insights into Sherlck’s psyche.

5) Sherlock just can’t stop thinking about John touching people’s genitals all day as a doctor – aka he’s jealous af of the women John had intimate contact with.

6) Sherlock never says why he didn’t tell John he was alive. Hint: that’s because he’s dreaming, and everyone who’s seen Inception knows that one way to tell whether you are dreaming or not is retracing your steps as to how you got where you are. If you can’t, that means you are either amnesiac, or dreaming.

7) The last restaurant Mary, John and Sherlock visit on the night of Sherlock’s return is suspicious: the lighting is blue. And there’s a useless blue screen on the far wall. Kinda reminds me of the glowing blue skull painting in s4.

8) Sherlock finds “How I did it”, a fake book allegedly written by Jack the Ripper. Hm. The episode itself keeps trying to explain how Sherlock did “it” (ie faked his death). The answer is right fucking there: he didn’t. He really jumped. He’s dreaming, and his subconscious is trying to get him to realise that.

9) LESTRADE: “Please, insult away!”. aka Lestrade taking as a compliment something that ought to be taken as an insult. That’s so reminiscent of his characterisation in TAB, in which we know Sherlock is dreaming/hallucinating, I’m crying laughing. We were so blind.

10) Dreamspeak.

11) The off-switch thing. That’s just plain unbelievable, because that means anyone could deactivate the bomb. It’s in the terrorists interest that only they can deactivate it. Hence, rather than a switch, a code would be more credible.

12) Sherlock’s mind-palace is blown out of proportion. Literally. Sherlock recreates a whole train station in his mind. That’s way different from the last time we saw him using it (THOB), where there was just text and images and sounds superposed to Sherlock’s hand movements in the real world. And every time the mind palace is used after that, it’s the same. Sherlock’s MP takes over Sherlock’s reality. So it should follow that the reality Sherlock is in, is his own mind.

13) Mary is dressed in red. And wearing earrings. Mary is a red herring (because she doesn’t exist and is the dream representation of one of Sherlock’s worst fears: John Watson marrying someone other than him – that’s literally her name: Mary Watson… Marry Watson.)

14) How come the little girl (again!) knows John is in the bonfire before it’s lit, but the crowd around her doesn’t. I mean… John can’t talk, or scream, or anything, so…. Is she a psychic? or something? (Eurus foreshadowing)

15) Sherlock’s parents. His dad doesn’t want to get a chain for his glasses…. because it’d be like Larry Grayson’s, a known gay celebrity? And Sherlock says that his parents’ being “ordinary” is a cross he has to bear… Hm. If that doesn’t spell homophobic parents I don’t know what does.

16) “Sometimes a deception is so audacious, you can’t see it even when it’s staring you in the face”. Sherlock says, with his own reflection on his computer screen. Now, that obviously refers to TJLC… but that could also refer to the fact that Mofftiss have been dropping hints that what we are seeing is not real left and right. And that gets even more obvious in the following episodes.

17) Science fiction heart-shaped bomb. No, really. That thing would look more at home on the USS Enterprise than in a more “realistic” show like BBC Sherlock.

18) An abandoned/never actually built train station… with the lights on. And live electricity. I’m skeptical.

19) Sherlock’s explanation of what happened in TRF makes no sense. Sherlock clearly did not know what was going to happen on Bart’s rooftop, and I think that TEH, the whole episode, was his brain trying to find an explanation as to how Sherlock was still alive after jumping, and ultimately deluding itself into thinking Sherlock had planned everything (false memories are an oddly common phenomenon). Which led to Sherlock feeling guilty for breaking John’s heart intentionally (although the guilt could also be a sign of his subconscious feeling guilty for almost dying and still causing John pain)

20) What’s more, in Sherlock’s retelling of TRF, John never figures out that Sherlock is still alive right after he jumps. But this directly contradicts TRF: the fact that the camera “rights itself” and that John gets back up after feeling for Sherlock’s pulse, compounded by the fact that medical personal immediately takes Sherlock inside the hospital, strongly indicates that John knew Sherlock was still alive, because he’d felt his pulse.

21) Sherlock’s parents, part 2 : His dad refuses to buy himself a chain for his glasses because then he’d be imitating a gay celebrity. Mycroft (ie a part of Sherlock’s brain) suffers going through something his parents enjoy but he hates, because he promised them. And Sherlock says there’s nothing he can do to help. “You don’t understand the pain of it, the horror”, Mycroft says through the phone. And Sherlock hangs up on him. Now, of course, this scene is supposed to be funny, because Mycroft is talking about going to a musical (we hear the music through the phone’s speakers) as though it’s torture, but, remember: on BBC Sherlock, the funny moments are always used to hide something. I read this as Sherlock having homophobic parents (you can look like a nice person and still be horribly homophobic). And I think Sherlock’s parents did something terrible that made Sherlock repress his sexuality. This is confirmed by things in the following episodes (TSOT and TFP come to mind, although it’s all shown through metaphors and Redbeard).

22) Sherlock voluntarily puts on his cap before facing the press  at the end of the episode. Exactly like in TLD.

23) The episode ends on Magnussen watching Sherlock save John from the bonfire, in what later turns out to be Magnussen’s MP. 1) Mind palaces do not work that way, you can’t recall something as visually precise as a video and 2) the episode that depicts Sherlock’s return to London ends on a scene that happens entirely in the mind of one character. What’s more, this character is a (creepy) Sherlock mirror.

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down to brass tacks

happy valentine’s day, everybody!! <3 canon verse, 3k+

ao3

They finally get a lead on Kelly Kline on a Saturday. Spurred on by guilt and probably a bit of cabin fever, Castiel turns right around from the hunt he just returned from with Mary to chase her down.

“Oh,” Castiel says, turning. He sticks a hand into his coat pocket. “I almost forgot.”

It isn’t like him to forget things, so the move has to be calculated. Then again, he loses his phone all over the place. Maybe he really did just forget whatever it is. Dean’s startled out of his musing by a shiny projectile hurtling towards his face, which he catches gracelessly in one hand. The metal, whatever it is, feels cool in his palm. He blinks up at Castiel.

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anonymous asked:

I think it's a little tricky. I mean Gemmas reaction yesterday. It is pretty obvious that these 2 men were together at some stage. I find it very hard to believe that they were always only friends. So when someone says Larry is real. What does that actually mean. That they are together now? Have been? Either way. Fans are not just taking it out of thin air and she knows that. So her reaction must have a different reason.

Everyone around the boys: No, Larrie isn’t real, you constantly take everything we say out of context to try and keep it real, please leave us alone.

All of you Larries:

okay seriously @ the larries…. if you’re going to take everything harry says and call it a lie then why do u stan him??? you’ve made him into a character in your head and anything he does, you manipulate into something else but can you please just leave him the hell alone now and let him be honest without making 10000 theories as to “what he REALLY means” bc you don’t know!!! you don’t know him at all lmao

anonymous asked:

The thing is larries are probably doing at least 50% of the work right now for bty so didn't he know how dangerous it is to act like this? I know his team is a big part of it but the words are coming out of his mouth. I have 7 devices streaming right now and I'm so close to stopping. I'm just so fed up.

Hi anon :) 

I’m just… I’m sorry. I know how you feel, and I get it. 

It’s just horrible to see that they’re using him as a mouthpiece to say these things. But it’s just naive to think that they’re all stupid at Sony. They’re not. 

They read stuff on Tumblr too. This environment that we’ve deemed safe to discuss things in - in reality, is still an open space on the internet. 

They know exactly how to manipulate us, and they know exactly what to do to make it hurt. That’s why I didn’t like the local radiotour either. Because just like those teasers he posted depended on fan traffic, that tour in my eyes, was meant for fans. It wasn’t meant for actual gaining audiences. It was just fan exposure, and him reciting the same points every single time, knowing that it’s fans who are going to listen to them all.

The fact that it all keeps coming back as if the only thing Louis or Sony cares about is somehow sharing every little detail about his private life and his girlfriend, and his child - everything bar his music, is what makes me say - “hey that’s fucking strange”

And the fact that we know how business savvy Louis is, just doesn’t go at all with the idea he’d say things like this, because he does know the consequences. For him to callously call out his fanbase when he knows exactly who is doing their hardest to move his single along, that’s not unprompted - that’s forced and rehearsed and apparently something that needs to be emphasized. Over and over again.

We get it. Larry does not exist. But why in God’s name is that your talking point? Why is your private life the main focus of not one or two, but literally every fucking interview he does? That’s a deliberate PR strategy. And it’s not something Louis has chosen.

Know Louis loves you, appreciates you, would never ever think you’re crazy or delusional, and just imagine what this is like for him. 

Having to say these things when he knows what those words could potentially do, when he knows what hearing that means to us. When he knows that it’s apparently so wrong for him to just be, that he has to cover up his ankles with socks that could pass as fucking knee-highs just as to not reveal that damn triangle tattoo.

All the evidence we hold on to, it’s aired right out here on Tumblr. And they’re trying to erase it - him - one by one. 

Don’t let them succeed. Don’t let them break what Louis still has, and that’s his fans’ unconditional support. 

anonymous asked:

Anna, can you explain you last tags, please? With the @ steve or ultra.

Oh nothing major, I was just talking to myself. I found interesting he uploaded it without a caption when usually he makes sure to have some kind of caption or at least an emoji. Plus it’d have been normal to tag @ultra at least, like a singer usually does when they post pictures on instagram. Maybe he just wanted the pic up because it was a great experience and I totally agree, I am proud to see him on his own on that big stage in front of that crowd in an important festival. However, this all experience felt like he wasn’t supposed to be there but he managed to be anyway with a lot of restrictions. Like he was papped around the festival like he was hanging out there with friends, the only pap pics of him performing came from the official pap of Ultra but if it was for his shitty team we wouldn’t know he was there to actually perform. Think of the tweet the night before when it wasn’t clear he was going to be there and was excited because of the performance, couple this with the fact that he was the only vocalist not filmed during the show apart from when Steve had to physically go down and let the camera film him to include Louis’ as well. Also the fact that he had to tweet Steve to ask for the official video despite him being a performer at the festival as well and I know the set was Steve’s and he was a special guest but… yeah, you know what I mean. I also know his excuse of a team does nothing and was too busy blocking larries on twitter and getting drunk at the time but again, the pictures came from Calvin and other Louis’ friends, who also filmed the performance while Crusty Clown was on his phone the whole time. Everything seemed very weird and now he posted a pic without caption so if you don’t follow him you don’t actually know what festival it was or what happened there apart from seeing him on a stage. I think it’s his way to celebrate with us the achievement and show how proud he is for what he did despite all the restrictions and I wonder if he cannot promote the event properly and thats why Steve’s team did all the job and he can participate marginally. 

#138 - For anonymous x3

Filling the prompts “something where Van and the reader drop out of school together to pursue the band?” and “you were his only ever girlfriend when he was young, all the songs from the two albums are about you, you were like, meant to be, the happiest couple ever, baby plans and shit… but then you kinda starts to stand out at your job and he has to tour more, so he decides to break up with u, even though you still wanna make things work? then you get depressed and triggered, but you guys never stopped loving each other and meet after years” and “reader and Van have been dating for quite some time and that their relationship is starting to get difficult because Van is caught up with touring, and that he is starting to like the fame and recognition he’s getting. Maybe Van is starting to think that maybe it’s best for them to break up or something? I kinda want a not so happy ending kind of story….”

Note: Indulge me, friends. I’ve tried something new with the structure of this fic. I need you to listen to Dakota by Stereophonics before you read this. I dedicate this fic to firstly, the requesters. And secondly, to @you-andthebottlemen. She knows why. 


Verse 1

Thinking back, thinking of you. Summertime, think it was June. Yeah, think it was June. Laying back, head on the grass. Chewing gum, having some laughs.
You made me feel like the one.

“I’m in love with you,” Van said. You rolled your eyes and threw your math textbook at him; purposefully aiming to miss. It was heavy with the weight of all the pain it had inflicted on you and the countless students who came before. “And I’m in love with this dope. And this fucking record. Did I tell you Dad’s taking me to see them next month?” The sound of Dakota filled the smoky room.

“Don’t think he’s gonna take you when he finds out about school,” you replied as you took the joint from Van’s hand.

“Nah. He’s gotta know school wouldn’t be my thing, you know? Really gotta focus on the band. Dead sure we can make it,”

“But you don’t have a backup plan,”

“Don’t need one… We’re gonna make it.”

Van was so, so confident that his high school rock band was going to get him to stadium gigs and musical stardom. You snuck into the hallway of his house and watched as he told Mary and Bernie he was dropping out of school because of that belief. 

“Van, they kicked you out,” Bernie said.

“Nah. Mutual decision,” Van grinned. Mary’s face was blank, and Bernie shook his head.

“My boy… The world is… It’s hard to make it in music. You know that,” he told his firstborn, only born.

“I know. We’re good, though. We got Larry and Y/N to keep us in check and tell us when we’re writing something shit. I just… School’s doin’ my head in. I promise I can do this. Ma, I’ll buy you a jacuzzi. And you,” Van said, pulling his seat up next to Bernie and holding his shoulders, looking into his father’s eyes, “I will make you so fucking proud. I promise.”

You lasted only a month in school without the guys. There was a fight between your parents and Mary and Bernie. They called Van reckless and a bad influence, which was true, but Mary said that Van would always look after you, and surely that is all they could want for you - to be happy and loved until the very end of your days.

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Pain (2)

Pairing: probably-platonic Tree Bros (Evan+Connor)
Rating: PG
Genre: Friendship
Universe: Nobody dies
Length: Chaptered
Chapters: [1/First/Previous] [3/Next]
Notes: turns out it is multi chaptered whoops

[ao3 version]

Summary:“You’re the freak.”

It’s only a second. Between the anxiety that creeps into Evan’s lungs and the cold of the ground, he registers pain in the words. Before he can think- and isn’t that how it always is- he’s stumbling to his feet and through the streams of students flooding the halls to follow Connor.

He’s sick too.

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Hey guys, Dax Holt here. So recently Louis Tomlinson had a baby with Briana Jungwirth. ….Or did he? That is the question that the internet wants to know. And they have put it to us very lightly with the hashtag #EndBabyGate. So. We’re investigating. (transcript after the jump)

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NO BUT LISTEN

continuing in the vein of Not Sad b99 headcanons, imagine Jake - or, well, Larry - slowly getting to know The Neighbors in their small Florida community pretty well, and of course all the Neighborhood Moms think he’s very sweet, if sometimes looking a little sad. Anyway, the point is, the kids love him, and even though he and Holt try to keep a low profile so as not to attract any unwanted attention, there’s one time where he’s passing by the park, on his way back from like, the grocery store or something, and a bunch of kids are there and he knows the parents in the neighborhood have schedules for who kind of lowkey supervises the kids at the park every alternating day but on this day, the parent in charge is an emergency errand to run and they spot him like, “Oh, Larry! Thank goodness, listen, could you just keep an eye out on the kids while I go do this thing? It’ll only be for a half hour, it’s not a big deal, just make sure nobody gets hurt.”

So of course Jake is like “sure, yeah, of course,” because he’s a Very Nice Boy

Five minutes later, it’s raining in buckets and they’ve all huddled underneath the gazebo on the other side of the neighborhood park, and half the kids are groaning because ugh, they were in the middle of playing cops and robbers

But then one of the boys is like “wait! I brought a book” (”of course you did, Kamal” “hey, books are fun!”) and he pulls out this thick book of fairy tails, full of colourful illustrations and looking like it’s been very recently bought. Of course, the problem of There’s Only One Book and Five Of Us then arises, and Louann with the braids claims that they should all get a turn reading it, but Bryce with the glasses says that no, that’s silly someone should read it aloud, and Katy with the braces says that she’ll do the reading because she’s in the big kids’ reading group at the library, but Kamal points out that it’s his book and anyway, Katy has a lisp.

Which is very Not Nice and makes Katy gasp in Mortal Offence and everyone starts squabbling, somehow loud enough to drown out Jake, who keeps trying to mediate without taking a side - a feat that is proving to be a lot more difficult than initially anticipated. 

And then, suddenly, from the smallest child in the group, with neatly shaved curls and who is clutching a dirtied plush elephant to his chest:

“What if Mister Larry reads it to us?”

And everyone looks at Jake. 

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#182 - For anonymous x3

Filling the prompts “One shot where van is the first guy to make y/n squirt and then she overhears van telling Larry and she gets a bit upset because she feels like it’s personal and she doesn’t trust how much of their sex lie van doesn’t discuss with Larry?” and “Something where Van gets super worked up and argues with Y/n over something and she doesn’t come back for a while but when she does it’s all fluffyyy” and “Larry finding nudes of vans girlfriend on vans phone and van sees and begs Larry not to tell vans girlfriend because she’ll kill him”


Relationships meant something very different before Van. They were sacrifice and one-sided compromise and holding your stomach in for hours on end. They were discomfort endured in an attempt to be normal, to be loved. After Van, all of that seemed so deeply fucking wrong. Dating him was easy. You didn’t have to give anything up, there were only things to be gained. From the very first hand held, blushing cheek, fluttered eyelash you were comfortable and at home. It meant that when you started to let his hands crawl under your clothes, it was the best sex you’d ever had.

The lights could stay on and you were not self-conscious. Any sound that escaped your mouth Van would reply to with adoration and lust. Your body suddenly became something you wanted to explore. Van was good at that. There were things you didn’t know you liked that Van stumbled across accidentally. There were places he could touch and your toes would curl almost instantly in response. He mapped you quickly and became an expert in making you completely fucking lose yourself. The trust you had in him was absolutely key to that.

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darkuscortez  asked:

Wow Roy! You look so snazzy and handsome, that was nice of you to take Larry out. I'm a bit curious on what your costume supposed to be

Roy: “Hell if I know! Wendy got it for me. All I know is it came with a flask, so I get to drink whenever I want at this party!”

Larry: “So if you get drunk while we’re here does that mean I get to drive the Ford Shelby when we go home?”

…….ssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

((He’s dressed as Qrow Branwen from the RWBY series asdfghjkl;))

icantforesee  asked:

hiii okay first off thank you for the magic!au's they sound really good, so I have another request, and you don't have to do this right now, I mean you can take all week I don't mind, you probably have other stuff to do as well, but I love the idea of Harry being a really good baker or cook so I was wondering if you knew any harry!baker / harry!cook au's (larry fics ofcourse :P) thanks so much, you're a babe.

WHAT? DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO THAN MAKING FIC REC ABOUT 2 BOYBANDERS IN LOVE?? (I don’t know what you are talking about).

So. It’s gonna be fun, I know it :

Baker-Chef!Harry AU.

- Relief next to me , by @haydolce : AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more. (333k)

- shine by @lourrynavy​ ; Louis is an actor who needs to get away from the real world. He does the only thing that he can and runs away, finding himself in a small town where he happens upon Harry. What Louis doesn’t expect is to somehow fall in love and end up having to face what he was running from all along. (40k)

Tis the Season for…Love?       by teaandtumblr : Then he approached the display cabinet. And the foreboding slammed into him. Because every product had letters next to it. Letters. GF, DF, V, O, VGN. What. The. Fuck? Lifting his eyes to the chalkboard menu spread across the back wall Louis felt physically ill. ‘Gluten-free’, ‘organic’, ‘vegan’, ‘paleo’, ‘dair-…’ Wait, what the fuck was a paleo? He had entered some hipster-trash establishment and it was more than time to get out.  OR Louis is a single dad and Harry works at the newly opened bakery down the street.(145k)

- Learning to Eat  by @mbpgku : Celebrity chef Louis Tomlinson has a problem. He’s opening his first restaurant in 9 weeks, and he has yet to hire a pastry chef- apparently people think he’s ‘standoffish’ and ‘rude’ and ‘quick to temper’. Whatever. He ends up saddled with an annoying, happy-go lucky rookie who also happens to be obnoxiously good looking. His tv presenter and pop star best friends only add to the drama, and for fucks sake would everyone please stop quoting Julia Child?! Kitchen AU where Harry helps Louis re-learn how to eat.  (METAPHORICALLY) (38k)

- i’ll bring the bread because boy, you’re the jam , by @mytinylou​ : Just when he’s about to stop clicking the next button and claim defeat, maybe put some posters up around town, he’s met with a picture of white cardstock lying on a table, words written in black Sharpie with careful, deliberate strokes.  “Hiiii,” it reads, “if you’re reading this, you’ve found my camera!  I’d love it if you could contact me so I can get it back.  It’d be the nice thing to do.”Or the AU where Harry loses his camera.  Louis finds it.  They fall for each other via email. (8k)

- Float Down Like Autumn Leaves (Stay Now) , by @getmesometacos  : The AU in which Louis has a 6 year old daughter with a costume emergency that puts her school’s annual Halloween party at risk, Halloween decorated cupcakes are hard to find and tall men look absolutely ridiculously cute in giant vegetables costumes. Co-starring Harry, who makes really good food for the kids. Featuring Niall, who works in a bakery but has a part time job as a babysitter. And as much as he doesn’t believe in love at first (or second) sight, Louis is really infatuated and really wouldn’t mind seeing Harry again.(16k)

- Could It Be Magic? by halleluzayn : And just like typical Zayn is, he says, “They do look quite good together.” Because despite being unofficially named the sexiest man in the universe by Louis and Niall and agreed by Josh, Zayn has a pretty low self-esteem when it comes to people that he genuinely likes. He thinks he’ll never be a good match for them because apparently they deserve much better with Louis replying with but you are better! (Or the one where Harry comes back from America, the Horan’s pretty much own the whole town, Niall loves the “Bubble Man”, Liam is a cheating bastard and Zayn and Louis should really ask first before they make assumptions.) (18k)

- we’re still going, eight in the morning , by @nooelgallagher​  and @yoursongonmyheart: Harry washes his hands quickly before grabbing his phone. His screen lights up to 3 notifications.DJTommo is now following you!@DJTommo mentioned you in a tweet!Direct Message from @DJTommo!Harry yelps, throwing his phone to Niall who just barely catches it.Niall looks down at the phone, seeing first the tweet, then the DM. He tosses the phone back to Harry, who nearly drops it. “What are ya doing, mate! Answer him!”Harry thinks for a moment about what he wants to say. This is his chance to actually talk to Louis Tomlinson. Louis Tomlinson messaged him directly. He can say anything he wants. He begins typing, his fingers shaky.Niall comes over to stand next to Harry and peers down, looking to see what he wrote. When he does, he lets out a groan….Or, the one where Harry owns a bakery, Louis is a radio DJ, and Niall and Liam roll their eyes at their incessant flirting. (31k)

- all the lights are full of colour, by @infinitelymint : So, fast-forwarding eight years from the day Harry met Louis, he is now a twenty-seven year old owner of one of the most up-and-coming eating establishments on the London restaurant scene, father of two wonderful boys and… separated from his husband. Now, that last part definitely was never a part of the original plan.  Or, Harry and Louis are separated, but for the sake of their two sons, they choose to spend Christmas together. It may just lead to a Christmas miracle. (26k)

- Every Good Boy Deserves Cookies , by @stunning-stylinson​ : “Y-yeah?” Louis asks breathlessly, “And then?“Harry giggles and moves his bum back to meet Louis. “Add the vanilla and crack the eggs, beating it all in with salt,” Harry says.Or where Harry is a chef who teaches a class and Louis swears it’s only Harry’s bossiness that turns him on, not the recipe for cookies and Harry likes being praised. (8.5k)

- leave it to the breeze  , by @hattalove :  Louis couldn’t be prouder of his bake, but there’s something—there’s something. Something about Harry Styles and the earnest way he measures, pours, mixes, scrapes. Something about the tip of his tongue poking out of his mouth as he knocks the air out of his batter. or a great british bake off au in which louis cares about winning and winning only, harry is made of sunshine and rainbow sprinkles, and niall sticks his nose into other people’s business. also featuring liam as louis’s best friend-slash-concerned mother, and zayn as a macaron connoisseur. (81k)

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Showtune of the Day: “Being Alive” from Company. Performed by Raúl Esparza.

(One of my favorite songs in the whole universe of musical theatre. Enjoy!)

ROBERT: Someone to hold you too close,
Someone to hurt you too deep,
Someone to sit in your chair,
To ruin your sleep.

PAUL: That’s true, but there’s more to it than that.
SARAH: Is that all you think there is to it?
HARRY: You’ve got so many reasons for not being with someone, but
Robert,
you haven’t got one good reason for being alone.
LARRY: Come on, you’re on to something, Bobby. You’re on to something.

ROBERT:
Someone to need you too much,
Someone to know you too well,
Someone to pull you up short
And put you through hell.

DAVID: You see what you look for, you know.
JOANNE: You’re not a kid anymore, Robby. I don’t think you’ll ever
be a kid again, kiddo.
PETER: Hey, buddy, don’t be afraid it won’t be perfect. The only thing
to be afraid of really is that it won’t be.
JENNY: Don’t stop now. Keep going.

ROBERT:
Someone you have to let in,
Someone whose feelings you spare,
Someone who, like it or not,
Will want you to share
A little, a lot.

SUSAN: And what does all that mean?
LARRY: Robert, how do you know so much about it when you’ve never
been there?
HARRY: It’s much better living it than looking at it, Robert.
PETER: Add ‘em up, Bobby. Add 'em up.

ROBERT:
Someone to crowd you with love,
Someone to force you to care,
Someone to make you come through,
Who’ll always be there,
As frightened as you
Of being alive,
Being alive,
Being alive,
Being alive.

AMY: Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. *Want* something!
Want *something*!

ROBERT:
Somebody, hold me too close,
Somebody, hurt me too deep,
Somebody, sit in my chair
And ruin my sleep
And make me aware
Of being alive,
Being alive.

Somebody, need me too much,
Somebody, know me too well,
Somebody, pull me up short
And put me through hell
And give me support
For being alive,
Make me alive.

Make me confused,
Mock me with praise,
Let me be used,
Vary my days.
But alone is alone, not alive.

Somebody, crowd me with love,
Somebody, force me to care,
Somebody, make me come through,
I’ll always be there,
As frightened as you,
To help us survive
Being alive,
Being alive,
Being alive!

Call Incoming

Person A has a huge crush, and Person B is the confident friend who gives them a pep talk about it. Person B tells Person A to believe in themselves and call their crush by the time Person B walks away. Person B starts to leave, hears their ringtone, and turns to look at Person A with a confused expression on their face. Person B asks why they’re calling them, and then it hits them.

Pairing: Larry/Petunia (VeggieTales)


“I don’t know about this, Petunia,” Larry said. “I mean, what if she doesn’t respond? Or even worse, reject me?”

Petunia giggled as she turned to Larry with a cup of cappuccino. “I don’t think she’ll reject you, Larry. She’d have to be out of her mind if she does.”

“You really thinik so?”

“I know so. You’re an amazing guy, Larry: you’re charming, funny and cute. You’ve just gotta believe in yourself. I’m sure she’ll like you back.”

“Aw…” Larry blushed a little. “Thanks, Petunia.”

“Don’t mention it.” She then looked at the clock. “Alright, by the time I get out of here, I want you to call her.”

“I sure will, Petunia!” Larry said.

Satisfied with his answer, Petunia started to make her way out of the coffee shop. She was just about to push open the door when her phone buzzed in her purse. After a few seconds of digging in her purse, she pulled out her hot pink Vphone. Unlocking it., she looked at the screen to see who it was.

Incoming Call from: Larry the Cucumber

Petunia almost did a double take. If Larry had wanted to talk to her, he didn’t have to call her on her phone. She turned to look at him, puzzled. “Larry, what are you calling me-”

It was then that it hit her. She looked up at Larry, who offered her an adorably shy smile.

“You did say that I should call her as soon as she left.”

This is what I think.

I don’t believe anybody is pushing a womaniser image on Louis, literally nobody - 100% sure of that, I simply don’t see it. The only thing I see here is Louis going out to push his profile and hanging out with people that include women who he completely ignores and who he doesn’t treat in a remotely flirty or sexually interested way at all. Media outlets like Daily Mail (always them) will write these stories about him while they also do good promo work for his company or for his game and other tabloids will pick it up and run with it as well. That’s what tabloids do, they look for the detail most prone to sensationalism and they exploit it to gain clicks - simple as that. Louis knows that, I know that, his team knows that, you know that too. This is not for us, we all now who Louis Tomlinson is, this is for the people who don’t and as disgusting as it sounds, sex sells. Doesn’t mean they’re aiming for a womaniser image here or to link him with them for more than an article but ‘Louis Tomlinson went out with his pals’ doesn’t have the same ring to it.

You know what else I see? I see Louis smiling, and looking happy and healthy and that’s literally all it takes for me to be calm. He’s an open book and we know it, he’s always made pretty clear how he feels about the stunts he does but all I see right now is happiness. This was completely inevitable because this is how the showbiz and the tabloids work, being more famous and having your name out there isn’t all puppies and rainbows. Having the attention means you’re going to have it for the good and the bad, it is what it is. I know there are a lot of things missing, I know this is not what you wanted and that you miss Harry and that you want OT4 and Larry interaction but this comes first - I firmly believe we’re getting all that, we just have to be patient.

You asked for my opinion, this is it. I think everything will make more sense later, as it always does, and that things aren’t as bad as some of you say. I don’t think this hurts Louis or Harry or the rebranding or the CO or anything at all more than the previous narrative. Nothing can hurt them more than that and the difference is astonishing, from my point of view. This is something that needs to be done, something that is helping Louis (and the others) achieve something great. You can call me naive or dumb or say it’s wishful thinking or whatever you want, but this is how I see it and absolutely nothing about the current situation worries me in the slightest. I’m simply sitting here and watching how the whole thing develops and so far it looks good, so I will still be optimist and calm until I see anything that proves me the opposite.

I’m not trying to be rude but if anyone is considering boycotting projecthome…there’s really no reason to boycott it. the project itself does not mention larry, it is just about getting Home the recognition that we all know it deserves. also, Liam & Karen & Jay have all shown interest in it already

what are the drawbacks to projecthome? larries being happy? think about how Liam or Louis would feel to know people are boycotting a project surrounding a song THEY wrote. I mean we’re all entitled to not like people for personal reasons but if you are boycotting this project JUST because it was started by larries….I truly believe you are being petty

Dax Chat, 12 May 2016 

Dax: So we’ve got Nicole [next to me], lots to talk about, got lots of One Direction fans up in arms today about these photos we posted. 

N: You guys, it is so crazy when Dax does One Direction tweets, the twitter-verse just goes insane, so I’m super-excited to talk to you about it.

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I’m sorry I can’t help it, look at these comments. I never go to this side of the fandom, I’m crying. I’m probably breaking the Tumblr code of etiquette for making fun of these people, but…oh well. I’m terrible at Tumblr etiquette. These are all from within one minute. Instagram is a crazy place.

neither of them are even harry or louis

but guys do you seriously think that thats louis and harry, im laughing of your stupidness lmao

Can u believe people think this is harry and Lou they don’t even have tatts

if I posted a picture of 2 girls it wouldn’t make me gay??

Guys harry is the one taking the photo it’s probably 2 of the band members

Guuyyss it isn’t Larry its so funny how ppl commenting larry and stuff like that while this is not ever harry and louiis lmfao

THAT AIN’T LOUIS THAT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE HIS BACK YOU CRAZY MOFO

larry isn’t real you’re all dumb

Like it how everyone is like Larry! Maybe he’s trying to say its another man? You all just jump to Louis who is happily in A relationship. Maybe it’s just a metaphor for something. You don’t know.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IM SO CONFUSED HAROLD

For all we know he may mean tjat their outfits are strong. Aka on point.

that isn’t Larry lmao. Do you see any tattoos? NO. Harry has tattoos on the back of his arms. This isn’t Larry.

Maybe he’s talking about their outfits guys lol not everything he posts is about Larry or trying to hint at Larry…

Okay Larry is not real. Nobody understands Harry’s tweets and photos so…0 dramas, thanks.

I don’t believe this is a Larry picture. It’s not Louis and Harry in this picture, so I don’t understand why everyone is freaking out.

(I took their usernames off because I’m making fun of them and don’t want to embarrass anybody.)