you know i had to gif this



Lets analyze this photo shall we.

J-Hope: Fuck. Yes. Fuck. Me

V: too scared to reach for the fun spot. Pussy.

Kookie: place the hand down gently and nobody gets hurt.

Rap Mon: You can do it Namjoon, you can do it, stick the landing, stick the- fuck, too hard Namjoon, you stuck it too hard.

Jimin: time to give these peeps a heart attack. Penis grab engaged. Shit. Penis grab missed. Fuck it. Belt grab engaged.

Suga: how about instead of grabbing it, I just thrust it, really hard.

Jin: it’s okay jin, we all know you’re not the dancer. Your hubby had enough crotch grab for the both of you.


Sometimes I feel like I’m… like I’m just some kind of black hole or something. A black hole? Yeah, it’s a… you know, it’s this thing in outer space. It’s like, it sucks everything towards it and destroys it. Sarah had a picture book about outer space. She loved it. Who’s Sarah?

This took eleventyhundredhours but it was worth it.

ASRA WTF BRUH do you not have any home training?

Cal’s reaction to learning that her roomie gave a (at the time) complete stranger/wanted fugitive unchecked access to their home would have been pretty intense (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ 

Fluffy hair better stay on that journey for a while but who are we kidding he’ll just erase her memory

Poor Jules, he thought the shopkeep was in the loop about the whole spare key thing. But, come on doc, you know this guy well enough. You should have guessed that Asra might not have mentioned that detail to his landlord because he is a Grade-A Mess™.

PS I finally figured out my apprentice’s look, so here’s her deets:

Name: Calendula (Cal or Callie for short)

The pragmatic shopkeep and magician’s apprentice who longs to travel the world 

Favorite food: Toasted bread with fruit preserves

Favorite drink: Iced red tea

Favorite flower: Marigold


“Night Night”

gif version of this one, because I was just having fun with it (tho, the quality bothers me a lot~~ )  Painted on PS [2017.11]

Sweet dreams !!