you kids and your weird names for things

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Secret Santa is the one Christmas event I’ve never done but want to do so much!~ Every other school does it except for mine! So while my personal experience is non-existing, I hope you enjoy my imagination of it!


Rap Monster: You have got to be kidding me, are you serious!? I can’t believe it, I even noticed you were acting weird that day! How didn’t I realize?!?!

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Jin: Aha!~ I knew it the moment I tasted it that it was yours, only you could make something so delicious!~ *Noms*

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Suga: Oh, you got me!~ I’ll leave out the fact that you accidentally wrote your name on the tag. 

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J-Hope: *Pinches your cheek* Awe!~♥ Aren’t you just the sweetest thing? I should have known it was you!~ 

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Jimin: *Fidgets around* So I heard you were my Secret Santa… Is it true? I already know it is but I want to hear you say it yourself.

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V: –You were my what? Really??! *Grins* Wow!~ Thank you so much, I couldn’t have asked for anything better!

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Jungkook: But we’ve been shopping together all this time!!!–Are you some sort of ninja or something???

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do people not realize sydney is actually a real name - that people been name sydney or variations of it forever? and even Rain isn’t all that out there? (I know 2 of them among the kids in my friend circle). 

and its 2016 - haven’t we moved past “girl” names and “boy” names (especially on tumblr of all places).

and telling people not to name their kid “weird” names when sydney isnt even that weird of a name. Try being an Amy in an era of Amys. How fun is it to have two of your best friend who are also named Amy. Do you know how often i thought about changing my name or the spelling of it just so i wouldnt be an Amy in a sea of Amys? the grass is always greener i suppose. 

like im not even sure there’s a baby but im seeing so many annoying comments and asks about the baby name thing and it’s just so odd and baffling coming from tumblr people who literally jump your ass if you breathe wrong

(sorry if i sound bitchy but i got an ask about it being a “girly” name and it just rubbed me the wrong way…people are hypocrites and don’t even realize it)

senbernary asked:

So I wonder. By which surname Naruto and his new sister are going? Uzumaki Tatsumaki sounds a little weird, you know.

That’s because they’re both natural phenomena that involve spinning. The words are similar.

But both kids are officially under the hyphenated Namikaze-Uzumaki, as I’ve said before in an ask that I cannot currently find.

(My “Naruto” character tag here is actually “Naruto Uzumaki” because it’s his name in canon, but both kids will tend to go by “Namikaze” because it’s shorter than saying the whole thing. And it’s really obvious that they’re Kushina’s kids, given the shared whisker marks and monster chakra reserves.)

Peter Pan Reading Log, Ch 10
  • SO MUCH RACISM. I mean, sure Peter DID save Tiger Lily, but saying that there’s “nothing she and her braves would not do for him” is a LIIIIIIITTLE much.
  • So is calling Peter the “Great White Father“. I’M NOT LYING, THEY DO THAT.
  • “Non-European peoples have a hard time grasping the English language” cliche.
  • Is this one of those things where the kids think their last names are Darling cuz their parents say it that freaking much? What IS it with early 20th century Brits and saying “darling” and “dear” after everything?
  • Well would you look at that, even imaginary kids are annoying.
  • Peter, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MOTHERS?! You HATE them yet think every woman wants to be your mom! Not only is that sexist, that’s fuckin WEIRD! Like it or hate it, MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMMIT
  • Even STORYTELLING is strictly a Wendy thing? SHEESH. You guys’re creative, what’s so terrible about boys telling stories?

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2. Why did you choose your URL? 
I used to have this thing where I had three URLs with a white food theme X) (Cauliflower, mayonnaise and marshmallows). This is the only one that stuck here on tumblr. The “On The” part came from the fact that it sounded good and marshmellow was already taken, and the mellow part because it looks and sounds better than mallow…

3. What is your middle name(s)? 
Mei Lin which in english means “beautiful lotus”

4. If you could be a fictional/fairytale 
being, what would you be?
Ummmm… Christ dragon is the most logical by idk, I’d like to be an animal shapeshifter?

5. What’s your favourite colour? 
Red. Particularly crimson red.

6. What is/are your favourite song/s?
It’s usually the most recent one I bought, so right now I’d have to say Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time by Panic! At the Disco (I like my entire library tho)

7. Top four fandoms?
Right now? Borderlands, Gravity Falls, Rooster Teeth and… uh…. I don’t have a fourth fandom…

8. Why do you enjoy tumblr?
It’s the website who has the best concentration of things relevant to my interest, and where art and fics are posted!!!! I made so many great friends here too ^^

9. Tag 5 lovely tumblr beings: (I’ll tag as many as I want :p)
@britanniafork @wwwdotalltheprondotfart-cj10 @nike-alpha-wolf @souzouwriter @rinotaku12 and everybody else because I gtg shower and most of you were already tagged by Lulu. And for anyone that sees this post and wants to do it, consider yourself tagged by me! :D (tbh just send me ur URL and I’ll add it)

anonymous asked:

1-20

1. selfie

there ya go, lazy selfie cause I really don’t wanna try taking a “decent” one

2. what would you name your future kids?

don’t want kids soo yeah

3. do you miss anyone?

not in the way the question probably means it so no?? I am weird in terms of missing people.

4. what are you looking forward to?

star wars episode 8

deadpool

civil war

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

yeah they’re the streamers I watch on twitch and the friends I’ve made.

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

depends on the person and who things ended

7. what was your life like last year?

not horrible as everyone else seemed to be dealing with but wasn’t perfect.

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

haha yeah

9. who did you last see in person?

Kyo and Eden last time they were here

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

yes and no

I’m good at it until I’m not

11. are you listening to music right now?

aye, have my wreck the vod playlist on so it’s currently check yes juliet

12. what is something you want right now?

I dunno now that you ask lol maybe another Tat…I unno

13. how do you feel right now?


14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

uhhhh *blinks* I think it was Kyo…I think…if not Kyo or Eden then I forget so I’m gonna go with those two whenever they last felt the need to hug me, proceeding to have Eden make it weird cause she knows how I am lol

15. personality description

insecure tony stark with a self aware han solo coupled with a very reluctant Ed Elric

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

does book related stuff count cause GOD I wanna tell my friends stuff bout my writing all the time…but spoilers >.>

17. opinion on insecurities.

the are what they are, I have them. You got them, your mom’s coworker Janet probably has them. By the way your mom now works with a person named Janet. Hope they are well in their new place of employment 

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

uhh not really lol

19. have you ever been to New York?

aye, went to Lake George for a Bike thing with my ex, her sister and dad

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

man who sold the world- bowie

anonymous asked:

The toys in our stores are sorted by the type of toy and by brands. Do you really have boy and girl toy sections in the US? I never noticed when I lived there. I think the name thing is slightly weird in general for people outside of the US because you are allowed to name your kids things that would never get accepted in other countries and I'm not talking about typical boy/girl names. It's more things and cities and fruits and the like. I have the impression you could get away with anything.

this is one thing i sort of forget about…i’m not sure what country you are from but i do remember that parents in some country weren’t allowed to name their kid what they wanted.

in the US (and i’m sure other places) there are no rules. You can name your kid whatever you want. 

as for toy stores - that’s sort of a debated issue - they do tend to put all the dolls together or all the action figures together but they are not usually labeled “boy” and “girl” 

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Last Thing I Googled: TOP TEN WEIRD ANIMAL MATING RITUALS (It was even in all caps, too)

Number of Blankets I Sleep Under: 2

Favorite Fictional Characters: Lots and lots.

Favorite Bands: I like The Neighborhood, but my friend also gave me like 12 CDs of The Beatles to download, so I’ve been listening to them like mad.

Dream Job: Concept artist sounds fun.

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Who Is Your Most Active Follower: @lacefedora or @morgynleri I see those two all the time in my Activity and I love it.

Who Made You Join Tumblr: Moi.

Why Did You Choose Your URL: I thought the word Popliteal was cool.

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okay idk if this is weird but I have this thing with names so I keep this list on my phone of names that I hear and like and now I have about twenty but I don’t even really want kids so I’m like ‘this would be such a good name for a dog’

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4, 17, 22? :)

4. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

Yes, I like my name (Leire, and it’s short version, Lei). I think is soft and musical. When I was a kid I didn’t like it though, because people would tease me for it “not being feminine hahaha is it even a girl’s name?” (that’s because my name is Basque, not Spanish, and my classmates thought it was ‘weird’ and they spelled it wrong). I don’t know if another name would fit me, tbh!

17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

yes, especially if you add my two sideblogs. Maybe, if anything, I’m more expressive here than I’m in person.

22. list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

-sleeping (i love sleeping. like, love love)
-listening to music; that’s something i do pretty much all the time, most of all because if i stop the music, i can hear sounds that bother me or the time goes slower
-browsing the Internet, probably. most of the time I’m on tumblr, twitter, and reading something or looking for info at the same time, and lately i should include playing videogames as well
-school goes here, which is kinda nice, given how mUCH i’m loving my major. being physically in class, well, not so much, but the balance is generally positive.
-baking aaaand reading. well, not exactly, because i’m actually constantly reading, here i mean “reading stuff that doesn’t have to do with the Antiquity and/or Linguistics”.

thanks!!

Weirded out by Uncle Sammy and Aunt Vicky. Uncle Sammy is apparently my mom’s cousin and Aunt Vicky is my dad’s older sister which I already knew

Apparently, uncle sammy’s dad ( what do you call your grandma’s brother ???2nd grandpa, is that even a thing ?) was given to my grandma’s family because they didn’t have any sons to carry on their family name. My grandma has three kids - my mom and my two aunties and the son giving thing happened again. My grandma’s older sister ( what do I call her ??? omg) gifted her first son to our family to carry on the family name. Then it’s weird because my mom married my dad who is related to the first son –> uncle sammy’s dad –> the first male who was originally gifted into the family.

… But I guess it’s normal-ish cause my dad is related only by law through Vicky marrying Sam . it was a super weird experience learning all this over a bowl of rice and veggies

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nicknames: Marie

star sign: leo

 
gender: female

 
time right now: 4:42pm

 
average hours of sleep: during school 7-8 hours and on weekends about 10 hours 

lucky number(s): 6

 
last thing I googled: netflix

 
favourite fictional character: at the moment Michael Scofield (Prison Break)


favourite books: Looking for alaska


favourite musician: Sia 


dream job: working with kids 

 
when did you create your blog: 2013


what do you post about: different weird daily shit

 
have any other blogs: no 

when did your blog reach its ‘peak’: during 2015 


do you get asks on a daily basis: no :( 


why did you choose your url: I like vodka and kisses

i tag: @sternwunder @youaremyohana @youcolourmein 

Did anyone else have nonsense names for things as a kid that just kind of stuck in your vocabulary even after you knew the actual word? Nygel teases me all the time about the words my family used for shit. Like, popsicles were ‘Pagubas’, hair ties were 'Foobies’, and my brother called Kermit the frog 'Matu’.

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1) When I was around six or eight, my cousin, my brother and I would capture spiders in my grandmother’s yard and keep them in a matchbox for a whole night. The morning after, we would bring them out of the boxes and stab them with sticks.

I was a weird kid.

2) I have a weird obsession over citrus fruits (hence the name, lemon-tama) 

3) One thing that I want to have achieved before I die is to have my bed half-occupied with plushies.

I really don’t know what’s wrong with me

4) I am part Filipino and part Chinese! Sadly, I do not know Mandarin or any other language spoken from any part from China because I have spent (almost) all my life in the Philippines.

 5) If anyone was wondering which part of the Philippines I came from, (nobody probably is, but just in case) I’m from Cebu!

so uhhh




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omg these questions were tough, thank you!!!

14. i love playing would you rather because it’s all around torture

32. generally i notice how friendly a person is because if someone acts shy towards me i pick up their mood and immediately become shy as well … just your fun, run of the mill personality mirroring

44. idk sometimes lying is necessary … when people say “tell it to me straight don’t pretend to like me” i just think in my head sorry buddy but i hate confrontation and lying is always easier …

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