you kids and your weird names for things


I took this guy to school today but half way through the session, i kinda totally forgot his name! And wasted 30 minutes writing a character profile of someone who doesn’t even EXIST! 

This morning we started off with my most favourite exercise in the whole world, character study. We have just introduced this exercise about 12 weeks ago and it seems to have a very positive impact on the kids with autism. During the exercise everyone gets to watch a video of a subject who could be a politician, celebrity or a sports person and spot the things that your subject subconsciously do like flinching, nose rubbing, yawning and whatever you find weird and funny. This submission will later be used as a statistic comparison to measure productivity and creativity level.  

I usually sleep during the session since i have profiled my subject in my mind & has repeatedly used him as my subject out of my extreme loyalty and devotion towards him until today when the teacher looked at me & said: Sophie, no more Putin ok? Can we change it to someone else today? 

Oh shit crap, what the puck? Just when i needed Putin the most, he was taken away from me, and it was heartbreaking that i could no longer study Putin and once again profile the doodling that he does during meetings, the stacking he does during extremely important & high profile meetings with foreign dignitaries, and all other special qualities. 

Oh well nvm, no Putin, i’ll just do a quick one on Kim Ju Ong, but just as i opened my lap top, a beautiful image popped on my screen, it was the dude in pic 1 and just as it happened, the girl (my friend) sitting beside me squealed and said:
“OMG, OMG, i know this dude, what’s his name, what’s his name?! OMG so hot, so hot, like wtf?!” 
I know this guy to but that stupid squeal took all of my wits aways until i didn’t even realised i told my friend that his name was, Joe, Joe Macmillan. 
She looked confused at first, asking me why his name sounded long, wasn’t it short, and i said, Joe is short. You sure? Yes, i’m sure, i just watched Thranduil last night again, for the 115th time, for God’s sake!

So since Joe was right there staring at us, we decided to do a character study on him instead. (most of which will be done by me while she will just copy the whole thing) So, there we were two little merry elves, happily watching the first season of HCF, just to spend the next 30 minute writing the most impressive discovery i ever made of a fictional character.  (seriously, this Joe been bugging me for weeks) But the only problem was, we were not allowed to profile a fictional character… (tried it out once but there was way too many Tiffany Blue contact lenses, elf ears under Legolas, beard appeared to be Thorin’s character, and flower crown for Thranduil, to somehow became a character. So strict instructions applied, bottom line was - no fictional character! period) i’m dead!

it was not until 2 min before the end that i realised that i have just profiled Joe MacMillan instead of Lee Pace and damn you pop culture name, where were you when i was trying to remember? I should have stick with Kim, and would have made a great deal out of his character than i could have ever accomplished with Lee Pace. But it was too late and i submitted Joe Macmillan as an actor from Honolulu, who is now doing a major role for AMC’s TV series playing Lee Saul, in CONTROL AND SHIFT! (Lee Saul. ($%^*)*&&^%$#) 

The teacher didn’t seem to notice, perhaps she has been spared the torture of knowing Lee Pace, and for all i care, she should consider herself lucky that she has been spared the slavery of worshipping his beautiful face. And i for once finally figured out who Joe Macmillan is and i’m not even halfway through the season but if he is what i think he is, AMC has come up with yet another high profile show, which will eventually land the network more trophies it can possibly care to bring back home. Joe most probably has more sass than Lee Pace himself but i dare not imagine if they were playing reverse characters coz Joe might as well be suffering from a major identity crisis, and it explains how he is constantly moving between several characters, like me, when i suddenly think that i’m Thranduil but can never seem to locate my throne.. or when i’m trying to do the Telepathic Communication or Perception just to see where Richard is and if he can grab Chinese on his way back to middle earth, and make a quick pit stop at Mirkwood.. 

unabashedtivanerd asked:

This has nothing to do with tvd or bonkai (sorry) but everytime i see your name on my dash i keep reading it as NUTELLA. ahaha (sorry) ~ forgive me.

LOL don’t worry, that’s what I think of, too! People called “Niut” since I was a kid and that’s where many other weird nicknames came from and NIUTELLA is one of them xD which is nice cause you know, who doesn’t like Nutella? <3 and I’m glad my name makes you think of yummy things ;>

anonymous asked:

Friendship isn't needed to coparent, anon you aren't the woman in his life anymore. Not having your picture in their house is a really odd thing to be upset about? It's not your house. Your child won't forget you exist. But gf might want to. I would.

i think there’s a huge difference between not having your picture in the house (fair enough, wouldn’t bother me, as you said, not my house) and replacing your picture in the kids room with their own. that’s weird, and seems manipulative to the kid. it screams at me as a tactic to get the kid to like this woman more and think of her as mum. the name changing to mama whatever says it too. this woman is obsessed with the idea of parenting a child that isn’t hers. also anon did say that they were friends before this new woman arrived. to me, a woman who ruins a parent’s friendship isn’t worth having around, because kids DO catch on, and it does affect them. i agree though, that it isn’t weird to not have pictures of you if you don’t live there, but replacing the pictures in the kids room is just weird… 


plystation asked:


1. First impression: Whoaaaa this dude is such a nice guy man hell yeah keepin homeboy in my follow box
2. Truth is: if you lived actually near me i would be like hey brah let’s go to my place and play fuckin super mario sunshine which i unironically love and smoke weed and you know what let me make you leftovers kid
3. How old do you look: 22 ur age
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yep
5. Have you ever made me mad: nope
6. Best feature: mad symmetrical face dude like that sounds weird but actually that’s a good thing people probably respond very positively to you during job interviews and shit
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah man
8. You’re my: preliminary homie
9. Name in my phone: i don’t have your number
10. Should you post this too? hell yeah brah 

I got tagged by thepunnygrizzlybear 1)Why did you choose your URL?
from the time I started this blog it was “ohfucknotthatgirl” and then I had a kid. No long story there.
2) What is your middle name?
Elizabeth. I have really unoriginal parents.
3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet what would it be?
The weird cats with rainbow wings who ate books from Mirror Mask
4) Favorite Color?
5) Favorite song?
Currently it’s Breezeblocks by Alt-J
6) What are your top 3 fandoms?
Miyazaki, supernatural and Salem
7) Why do you enjoy Tumblr?
Some of the people I’ve met keep me better company and care more about me than the people who I see on a regular basis. Also I like art, cats and puns and I have a mildly addictive personality sooooo
8) Tag 9 blogs you love(they have to do all 8 questions too :)
grrrl-anachronism ivegotathingformoms veraeyecandy 4theshire spaghetttikat fionatheunicorn beefmaster datacr0n

(You do not HAVE to. That’s just ridiculous.)

anonymous asked:

all the even numbers

oh shit

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

probably a 5

4. What is your favorite word?

love. self explanatory.

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

“holy shit my hair is straight today”

8. What do you label yourself as?

quirky. bc im nerdy and weird but also socially awkward

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?


12. Who told you they loved you last?


14. What is your current desktop picture?

16. The last song you listened to?

hold on till may by pierce the veil 

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

sam pepper, this kid in my grade named bill

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

my neck?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

not really. i can gleek?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

dunno wat that means

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

id go see sweetlittlecatarina

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

you can only be gay

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

my baby blanket.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

id move to sweetlittlecatarina even if i was kicked out of the country

34. What was your last dream about?

i dont remember

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

when i got my adenoids taken out

38. What is the color of your socks?

not wearing any

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrises 100%

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

i like manchester united

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

a youtubers probz

46. Are you reliable?

not really

48. Do you hold grudges?

eh sorta

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

today i had to explain what anal was to a friend

52. How long could you go without talking?

10 years probably

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?


56. What do you like on your toast?


58. What would be you dream car?

doesnt matter

60. Do you believe in aliens?

do i believe in weird green creatures on other planets? no. do i believe in life forms in places other than earth? yes.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?


64. What do you think about babies?

they’re so cute and precious

send me questions!

anonymous asked:

1, 4, 8, 12, 18, 16

 …like ever? I’m 44 and have two kids?

Probably nothing. 

Not really.

…oh god. I don’t think there’s anything too weird…

Uh, I’d rather not.

I’ve never really timed it…

anonymous asked:

gav, enj, and cosette

Thank you mon ami(e)! <3

GAVROCHE: when you were a kid, what did you like to do in your free time?

Let’s just start by clarifying: I was a weird kid. I guess the only hobbies I used to really enjoy were writing and drawing (when I was a kid I hated playing instruments, oops, look how that changed). My mum made me do ballet which was ew horrible I’m about as graceful as an elephant.

ENJOLRAS: Name something that you feel strongly about/have a strong opinion about

There are a LOT of things I feel very passionately about but probably the main one is mental illness discrimination because that’s very personal to me.

COSETTE: Tell a story of you being/falling in love.

Hahaha it’s tragic I’m basically Éponine I just fell in love with someone who I can never have (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

anonymous asked:

If you want kids later in your life how would you name them?:'-)

Hello there c: Well, that’s a really good question :) When I was younger I always wanted two kids, and I never changed my mind. So yes, I always liked names like Matthew, Chace and things like that or Hazel or Grace or Rachel. But as time passed by I changed my mind a lot. I’m not quite sure yet, but I want a name that’s special but not too weird :) what about you? :)

anonymous asked:

If you are so bored, why don't you just answer all the questions that have interesting answers. Interesting being, something that some emotion too it. If not, 63, 71, 79

63. Biggest Fear? oh god i don’t know. i really hate spiders, but i think that’s too common and silly? idk. maybe that no one will really want to be in a long relationship with me, will really have strong feelings for me and accept my weirdness and hobbies and other stuff. this guy i like now probably doesn’t have a crush on me and i’m not going to think that he does because usually when i do they don’t. so :/

71. What makes you nervous? confronting people, but i push through it when i can. doing things i’ve never done before. honestly, season finales and book series ending cause idk what will happen. and doing presentations in class.

79. Who was your first real crush? HA. this kid named alex zerr in my kindergarten class, damn that was a long time ago. i haven’t seen him since second grade when i moved out of the school district, and i doubt he remembers me anymore.

guys ask me these please

anonymous asked:

1, 23, 36 48, 59, 100

1. Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid.

Playing in the dirt without people looking at me weird. I just wanted to pretend to be a paleontologist guys, Jesus!

23. What is on your bedside table?

A book, a framed picture of Ford being an idiot, an unused condom, and the boyfriend’s watch.

36. Adult Beverage of choice?

I will forever love rum.

48. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

Push me off a damn cliff, please and thanks.

59. Are you afraid of the dark?

I am not. But that show was the best thing next to So Weird.

100. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

I would make my mother less overbearing and more understanding.

Tagged by popcorn-and-red-wine

Sorry it took me too long to answer this xD (wait, I haven’t answered this one..right?)

1. Why did you choose your url?

Well, I’m weird, and some people think I still look like a kid, and I post/reblog random things soooooooo…yeah, weirdkidthings

2. Middle Name?

I don’t have one

3. If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, which would you choose?

Blackjack, sassiest pegasus ever (PJO)

4. Favorite Color?

Every shade of blue

5. Favorite Song?

Elastic Heart by Sia

6. Top Three Fandoms?

Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Maze Runner

7. Why do you enjoy tumblr?

I get to know people who enjoy the same weird things that I do

Tagging: frost-snowflake, karenspq, littlelonewolff, kurarpict

astrangebitofsomething asked:

Hmmm...Jasmine, Calla Lily, and Rhododendron.

Jasmine: What color looks best on you? I’d just say black because I don’t know what looks good and what doesn’t in the world of clothes & colors 

Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral? I can’t think of the name or artist rn but there’s this upbeat song about how dying shouldn’t be a sad thing and we should celebrate going to heaven (or [insert other afterlife here]) and my mom always said that’s the song she wants played at her funeral and I want it at mine too.

Rhododendron: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had? When I was a kid I had a dream that I went over to my friend’s house but her house was made of spiders it was weird