I took this guy to school today but half way through the session, i kinda totally forgot his name! And wasted 30 minutes writing a character profile of someone who doesn’t even EXIST!
This morning we started off with my most favourite exercise in the whole world, character study. We have just introduced this exercise about 12 weeks ago and it seems to have a very positive impact on the kids with autism. During the exercise everyone gets to watch a video of a subject who could be a politician, celebrity or a sports person and spot the things that your subject subconsciously do like flinching, nose rubbing, yawning and whatever you find weird and funny. This submission will later be used as a statistic comparison to measure productivity and creativity level.
I usually sleep during the session since i have profiled my subject in my mind & has repeatedly used him as my subject out of my extreme loyalty and devotion towards him until today when the teacher looked at me & said: Sophie, no more Putin ok? Can we change it to someone else today?
Oh shit crap, what the puck? Just when i needed Putin the most, he was taken away from me, and it was heartbreaking that i could no longer study Putin and once again profile the doodling that he does during meetings, the stacking he does during extremely important & high profile meetings with foreign dignitaries, and all other special qualities.
Oh well nvm, no Putin, i’ll just do a quick one on Kim Ju Ong, but just as i opened my lap top, a beautiful image popped on my screen, it was the dude in pic 1 and just as it happened, the girl (my friend) sitting beside me squealed and said:
“OMG, OMG, i know this dude, what’s his name, what’s his name?! OMG so hot, so hot, like wtf?!”
I know this guy to but that stupid squeal took all of my wits aways until i didn’t even realised i told my friend that his name was, Joe, Joe Macmillan.
She looked confused at first, asking me why his name sounded long, wasn’t it short, and i said, Joe is short. You sure? Yes, i’m sure, i just watched Thranduil last night again, for the 115th time, for God’s sake!
So since Joe was right there staring at us, we decided to do a character study on him instead. (most of which will be done by me while she will just copy the whole thing) So, there we were two little merry elves, happily watching the first season of HCF, just to spend the next 30 minute writing the most impressive discovery i ever made of a fictional character. (seriously, this Joe been bugging me for weeks) But the only problem was, we were not allowed to profile a fictional character… (tried it out once but there was way too many Tiffany Blue contact lenses, elf ears under Legolas, beard appeared to be Thorin’s character, and flower crown for Thranduil, to somehow became a character. So strict instructions applied, bottom line was - no fictional character! period) i’m dead!
it was not until 2 min before the end that i realised that i have just profiled Joe MacMillan instead of Lee Pace and damn you pop culture name, where were you when i was trying to remember? I should have stick with Kim, and would have made a great deal out of his character than i could have ever accomplished with Lee Pace. But it was too late and i submitted Joe Macmillan as an actor from Honolulu, who is now doing a major role for AMC’s TV series playing Lee Saul, in CONTROL AND SHIFT! (Lee Saul. ($%^*)*&&^%$#)
The teacher didn’t seem to notice, perhaps she has been spared the torture of knowing Lee Pace, and for all i care, she should consider herself lucky that she has been spared the slavery of worshipping his beautiful face. And i for once finally figured out who Joe Macmillan is and i’m not even halfway through the season but if he is what i think he is, AMC has come up with yet another high profile show, which will eventually land the network more trophies it can possibly care to bring back home. Joe most probably has more sass than Lee Pace himself but i dare not imagine if they were playing reverse characters coz Joe might as well be suffering from a major identity crisis, and it explains how he is constantly moving between several characters, like me, when i suddenly think that i’m Thranduil but can never seem to locate my throne.. or when i’m trying to do the Telepathic Communication or Perception just to see where Richard is and if he can grab Chinese on his way back to middle earth, and make a quick pit stop at Mirkwood..