you keep making me want to ship you

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

  1. “why do you always have to be such an asshole?
  2. “if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”
  3. “is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?
  4. “i just don’t want to think for a while.”
  5. “say it again.”
  6. “don’t lie to me.”
  7. “i’m sick of being treated like this.”
  8. “i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”
  9. “so this is it?”
  10. “i don’t want to go to bed angry.”
  11. “don’t touch me.”
  12. “i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”
  13. “i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”
  14. “just sit down and let me take care of you.”
  15. “is that- blood?”
  16. “i just want to help you relax.”
  17. “does that feel good?”
  18. “i don’t love you anymore.”
  19. “i loved you. past tense.”
  20. “stop lying!”
  21. “jealousy isn’t cute on you.”
  22. “don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”
  23. “i deserve better.”
  24. “you deserve better.”
  25. “you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”
  26. “you left your underwear back at my place.”
  27. “you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”
  28. “i hope you’re happy.”
  29. “does that line ever work?”
  30. “you’re the best i’ve ever had.”
  31. “is that all you’ve got?”
  32. “hit me!”
  33. “tell me this is a dream.”
  34. “let’s keep this between the two of us.”
  35. “is that my shirt?”
  36. “why do you even care?”
  37. “i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”
  38. “you love her/him.”
  39. “can you take it?”
  40. “i’m not going to break.”
  41. “we’re not just friends. you know that.”
  42. “friends don’t get each other off.”
  43. “it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”
  44. “i’m not that flexible!”
  45. “you don’t scare me.”
  46. “it’s okay, i’m here.”
  47. “you’re not alone. you never were.”
  48. “i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”
  49. “it’s complicated.”
  50. “you’re the only one.”
Writing Prompts

Send me a quote with a character or ship and I’ll write a one shot/drabble.

1. “Don’t you say that… not you”
2. “I know it’s 3 in the morning, but I can’t find my cat”
3. “Make me”
4. “Is that my shirt?”
5. “If you walk out that door… don’t you ever come back”
6. “Don’t you die on me”
7. “Please… just leave me alone”
8. “I can’t keep fighting like this”
9. “I need you”
10. “Where were you when I needed you?”
11. “Will you just shut up for a minute and let me think?!”
12. “I just want you to be happy”
13. “It’s time to say goodbye”
14. “Please…stay…”
15. “I don’t want to hurt you”
16. “Just shut up and kiss me”
17. “Ignore me, I didn’t see anything”
18. “I wish I could stop loving you”
19. “I’m scared”
20. “I’ll protect you no matter what… even if it kills me”
21. “You knocked on my door at 1 in the morning, to cuddle?”
22. “I can’t do this without you”
23. “Love is stupid”
24. “I trusted you”
25. “No, please don’t!”
26. “I’m not gonna let you get yourself killed!”
27. “I’m with you okay? Always”
28. “I thought you loved me”
29. “I told you this would happen”
30. “What? You think you’re the only one suffering?”
31. “You’re alive?!”
32. “Don’t you try and pin this on me!”
33. “Why are you like this?”
34. “If you really love me, you’ll let me go”
35. “Why are you looking at me like that”
36. “I hate you”
37. “Because I love you god damn it!”
38. “Oh well good for you”
39. “I’m not gonna keep having this conversation”
40. “I could hold you forever”
41. “Every time I see you, I fall in love with you all over again”
42. “This is hard for me too”
43. “Squeeze my hand if you can hear me”
44. “Close your eyes”
45. “Will you marry me?”
46. “I’m in love…shit”
47. “Go on, I dare you”
48. “Kiss me.”
49. “I’d rather die”
50. “Please… I need you”

40 Prompts List

I threw together a bunch of my favorite prompts ideas since I’ve been suffering from writer’s block and need the inspiration. Feel free to reblog!

  1. “I don’t want to stop loving you.”
  2. “We were just pretending to be lovers, but I’m not pretending anymore.. I need to know if you feel the same way.”
  3. “I said you couldn’t fall in love with me, but I didn’t say I couldn’t fall in love with you.”
  4. “Promise me you’ll stay.”
  5. “I didn’t want it to end, I just thought you’d be better off without me..”
  6. “I’ve tried to move on, but no one is you.”
  7. “If this is the last time I see you, know that I love you more than anything.”
  8. “You hide it in jokes and sarcasm, but I can see how broken you are.”
  9. “Just do one last thing: Kiss me.”
  10. “Nothing has ever scared me more than being with you.”
  11. “Please.. don’t leave.”
  12. “We were never just friends.”
  13. “Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
  14. “Are you trying to seduce me?”
  15. “I miss you every second of every day.”
  16. “I’m trying to forget you the best I can, but damn it, we belong together.”
  17. “You say I got us into this, but you didn’t stop it from happening, either.”
  18. “I always overthink, just let me do something thoughtless for once in my life.”
  19. “After everything… I’d still choose you.”
  20. “If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
  21. “You’re too good for this world.”
  22. “How long do we have?”
  23. “Do you think we’re bad people?” 
  24. “I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”
  25. “We were never meant to fight on our own.”
  26. “We always have a choice.”
  27. “Is that a threat?”
  28. “Keep your eyes on me.”
  29. “You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”
  30. “I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
  31. “We have to stick together.”
  32. “We’ll get through this. I promise.”
  33. “Don’t leave me behind.”
  34. “How did you find me?”
  35. “Who did this to you?”
  36. “I don’t want to be alone right now.”
  37. “Don’t you dare die on me!”
  38. “You’re out of your damn mind.”
  39. “You make me feel invincible.”
  40. “I’ll keep you safe.”

Hey guys ! I’m opening commissions ! 

WILL DRAW : OCs, ship, fanart
WILL NOT DRAW : Nsfw, mecha, background, furry, things I’m not comfortable with

If you are interested, email me at Make sure to specify :
 The type of commission you want, with a description or a reference for the character’s pose
If OCs : references and a short description

Payment via paypal only at
 Notice me if you want to keep the commission secret, so I don’t post it on my blog
 I reserve myself the right to refuse work

An actual conversation I had

Sister: So what do you think of those ships where one of the boys is protective over the other and will keep them safe so no one hurts their baby?


Sister: So you like those kinds of ships then?

Me: ……yes.

True story XD

An alternative theory: Loki didn’t have relations with the Grandmaster

Seems like almost everyone believes Loki had a sexual relationship with the Grandmaster, and to be quite honest, this idea bothers me a lot.

Why? Because I don’t like the idea that he *had* to make himself a prostitute (to a manipulative ruler) in order to achieve a higher status and essentially *survive* being on Sakaar. 

Now I know some people are shipping them together in jest (aka crackship). But let’s consider an alternative idea:

The Grandmaster lusted after Loki and Loki used to this to his own advantage. Loki is far more clever and cunning than people are giving him credit for. Loki was able to ‘string’ the Grandmaster along, playing with his interest without having to partake in any of his desires/wishes. 

Here’s an idea I like from a twitter user: 

“ok but other than the Grandmaster being Loki’s sugar daddy, the dynamic of the Grandmaster WANTING to be Loki’s sugar daddy and FAILING bc Loki keeps slithering away, and the Grandmaster going more and more OTT with the gifts… 

bc he thought Loki was just playing hard to get, and just as he bribed Loki with the orgy ship (“you can use it whenever, the code’s your name now, just make sure you invite me along when you use it”) Thor shows up“


I just think Loki would have zero interest in having a sexual relationship with the Grandmaster and wouldn’t let himself be used in such a way. (Plus Loki appears to be uncomfortable around the Grandmaster anyway) 

Originally posted by thortunes

Sans Plush Commission

65€ - 75€ depending on detail

60€ - 70€ depending on detail

70€ - 80€ depending on detail

Aside from the standing pattern there is as well a sitting one! Here is an example of an OC, it goes with the same prices as the standing ones~

For every other AU Sans you’d might want to commission me with:
It depends on their clothing and amount of details. If they are similar to one of the main three, I might be able to do them, though I will decide individually if I take the commission and for what price. Feel free to ask me about it x)

Accessoires like bones, souls
and so on, (the things they can hold in their hands) and things like collars will cost 5€ extra each accessory.


Shipping is not for free and can be (depending on the country you come from) pretty high. Keep that in mind please :)

The plushies are made of soft plush minky and felt. The patterns are made by myself and still worked on. I use a sewing machine and simple hand-sewing.
The arms are movable and the faces are all uniquely made of felt sewed to the minky, the jacket is to be opened and closed with Velcro. The plushs can be ordered with magnets so they can hold small stuff in their hands like plush hearts or bone attacks x)
Their clothes are completely removable except the tank-top for their arms are attached to them. There is also an elastic band in their pants to make sure it fits the plush. :)
Each plush is around 35cm from head to toe.
Everything I do is completely self thought and not perfect. I’m still learning with every plush and trying to get better so please, if you’re commissioning me, tell me in a formal way if something bothers you or should be changed and I will see what I can do :)
Please consider that since they’re Sans and only have low health they won’t survive washing machines x)

let’s talk about some rules :)

-I will work on 2 Sans’ at a time. If you’re planning to get all 3 of them Sanses at once we can discuss how to deal with it in PM to save shipping costs :)

-I’m still going to school and only do the sewing in my free time, so please don’t rush me. I don’t mind you asking for updates and I want to work close to you so we can make you your own unique plush, but if you’re getting on my nerves it will only slow the progress down

-As said I want to make your plush special, so if you wish for certain details please tell me and I will try my best to get it as close to your imagination as possible. If you can Show/draw me a reference of what you imagine them to look like it would be the easiest for me, however describing works as well :)

-I would prefer sending the plush insured to make sure it comes to your place safely, which however will rise the price. You can ask me privately if you want to know what the shipping costs would be and if you know a cheaper way please feel free to tell me. I’ll send them from Germany :)

-I’d prefer PayPal for the payment and if you’re commissioning me I would like a partial payment, means half of the price before I start with your plush and the other half when it’s finished and befor I ship it to your Destination.

It’s just to make sure I don’t get tricked, I hope you understand :)If you want to commission me please take a look in my blog description. I will make sure to update there if commissions are open or closed.

Commissioning me
So as soon as I open commissions, I will accept the first 5 People sending me a private message. Who is where on the list will be a secret.
Please keep in mind that I will still keep working on two Sanses a time, so if you only want one I will combine your commission with someone else’s who also only wants one. This will not affect you directly however, it’ just so you’ve been informed.
If I worked through these 5 peopes commissions or feel like I can handle some more, I will re-open the list following the same principles ^^ 

If you have any more questions, feel free to either put them into my askbox or ask me using the private Messenger, I’ll try to answer as soon as possible :)

Clumsy Party

A human ranger, elf rogue, succubus alchemist, an Android wizard and sherrif npc are in an alien ship trying to destroy it when it takes off suddenly and roughly. I’m the dm.
Me: “Okay. So the ship wobbles and began launching into the air. I want you all to make a dexterity roll to see if you keep your balance.”
Rogue: *rolls a 5* “Welp.”
Me: “you fall right on your ass.”
Ranger: *rolls a crit fail* “Uhhhh.. what does this mean?”
Me: “Well uh.. you smack your head on one of the engine rooms panels and fall unconscious. You take two damage.”
Android: *also rolls a crit fail*
Me: “Jesus Christ. You hit the glass wall holding the engines power source and the electric current shocks and paralyzes you.”
Succubus: *again, rolls a crit fail*
Me: “oh my god. You’re unconscious too. You smack your head against the wall and slump on the floor. This is insane.”
Npc Sheriff: *rolls an 18* “What the fuck is wrong with these people?”

This was a random improv bullshit campaign I did with just dice and a notebook.

StarkQuill (QuickFic)

So this has nothing to do with anything, just a random little scene. I wanted to try a text only quick fic, and hopefully it works out and you can figure out the characters without me having to describe them lol.

“Stop staring.”

“I am not staring, I’m just gazing… in interest. It’s been a while since I’ve seen another human. This is purely scientific watching.”

“Okay. But the human you are scientifically watching, is being guarded by two soldiers who rival Drax, so maybe be a little more discreet.”

“Nah. They aren’t that scary. Besides the one has a metal arm. Maybe he’s related to Nebs.”

“Do not call my sister Nebs!”


“Hey what’s StarMunch staring at?”

“I am definitely not answering to StarMunch.”

“What’s StarCrap staring at?”

“The human.”

“The blond who can’t find a shirt that fits? The brunette with a murder-face and an arm I’m considering stealing? Or the real pretty one who keep staring at StarJerk?”

“Enough with the names, alright! Geez! And I’m not— did you say he was staring at me? Oh crap, guys look cool. Look like um, look like you are being told something very important by your wise leader Star Lord. Maybe look–”

“He’s coming over here.”

“Oh no! How’s my hair! Mask on or off? On or off!?”
“Stop staring at the aliens, I think you are weirding them out. That’s not really the way to get on their good side when we are hoping they will help us.”

“I’m not… staring. Just observing them. For science. Star Lord is human anyway, maybe I should go over and introduce myself.”

“Or, maybe we should wait for the rest of the team like we already discussed.”

“I’m going over there. How’s my hair?”

“Damn it. No. Just stay here. Follow the orders for once.”

“I don’t like the way that raccoon keep looking at my arm.”

“Lots of people look at your arm.”

“But usually in fear. Not while laughing and making grabby hands.”

“You both are ridiculous. I’m going over there.”

“Stay here!”
“What did we just–”
“Why doesn’t he ever listen?”

“Hey there. Welcome to earth. Or back to Earth as the case may be. Tony Stark.”

“Peter Quill. Uh, or Star Lord, as I am known throughout the galaxy.”

“Iron Man. Even though the suit isn’t technically iron at all.”

“Well Iron Man. You uh… want to see my space ship?”

“Are you personally going to be giving me the tour?”

“Oh definitely.”

“Lead on Star Lord.”
“I am Groot?”

“Yeah, he almost wet himself when the human called him Star Lord.”

“I am Groot?”

“No, buddy they didn’t want anyone else to come along.”

“I am Groot.”

“I know. So rude.”

“I am Groot?”

“No, it’s probably not just a tour. When he said tour he meant… something different.”

“I am Groot?”

“I’ll explain when you’re older. Just stay away from StarButt’s quarters for a while, eh?”

“I am Groot!”

“What!? No more TV for you! How do you even know that word!”

About Allura’s age:

I understand there has been a lot of discourse in the Voltron fandom regarding Allura’s canon age, and whether it makes the Shallura ship inappropriate or not. 

As someone who has shipped Shallura from the beginning and still does, I just wanted to offer my perspective:

Early on when I started to get into the show, I would watch interviews with the different cast members to get a better perspective on the characters.  This video, in particular, gave me a good idea of an approximate age for Princess Allura based on what Kimberly Brooks, Allura’s voice actress, says about her character in the clip. 

At around minute 1:20, after Ms. Brooks gives us information about who Allura is and what her backstory is, she has the following exchange with her fellow cast mates:

Kimberly: “And she looks really hot while she’s doing it!”

Jeremy: “Yeah! Oh totally! Oh for sure!

Bex: “Serious jealousy right now.”

Jeremy: “She sounds really hot too! Not gonna lie.”

Rhys: “She’s the full package. That’s what we say in the biz. The full package.”

Bex: She may be 10,000 years old but you couldn’t tell by looking at her. 

Kimberly: She doesn’t look a day over, what? … (sorry this part was unintelligible; it sounds like she says 30???? Edit: I think she’s saying, “what, what is she?”)

Bex: 20

Kimberly: Yeah! 

So, based on this exchange, this is where I got the impression that Allura was meant to be seen as a young adult, likely around the age of 20. (Or at least the Altean equivalent thereof). 

In turn, if you also interpreted her character in the same way, I wouldn’t say that you were wrong to do so, given that it seems to be the same impression that the voice actors and actresses that work on the show were given about her character as well. 

Furthermore, this doesn’t really contradict with the recent information that we were given from the interview with the producers.  We were not specifically told that Allura was a teenager, but simply that she was “just as young as everyone else.”  If Allura is meant to be a young adult around the age of 20 or even as young as 18,  then this means that she’s still going through some of the same internal conflicts and struggles that the younger paladins go through:  She’s still trying to form her own identity and find her way in life, so a lot of her decisions and reactions to different situations will not be as refined as an older, more wizened leader’s would be. (As we can see with her reaction to finding out about Keith’s Galra heritage.) 

Likewise, to address an issue that has been mentioned very frequently, I don’t believe the creators established her as the age that she is (and based on the information that we’ve been given so far, that age doesn’t seem to be very concrete) for “shipping purposes”, but more so to offer us a better perspective on Allura’s character: It allows her to be old enough so that she can be the leader that she needs to be for Team Voltron, but also young enough so that we can still grow with her as a character and watch her blossom into her leadership role. 

That’s really about it and likely all I’ll have say on this “age discourse”.  In general, I try to keep my blog positive and discourse free, but I did want to clarify that, as a Shallura shipper, I am not shipping a minor/adult relationship but, based on information that I’ve been given in the context of the show and from other sources, a relationship that I believe to be between two consenting adults. 

If me shipping Shallura makes you uncomfortable, however, feel free to unfollow me, or block me, or do whatever you have to do to make the Voltron fandom a safe space for you.  I don’t mind and I will understand if you choose to do so. 

And, at the end of the day, let’s just be kind to one another.  You don’t know what’s going on in the lives of the other people behind the computer screen. 

Alright? Alright. :) 

askkrsspr103  asked:

Howdy Sr Pelo. Quick question that maybe you can make a video of? What are your opinions about the ships that are happening in the community?

Make a video of something?? neeeeeeeeehh thanks, people is going to say “EEEEEHHHH PEEEEPPOOOOO WHY DON’T YOU MAKE SOMETHING YOU DON’T WANT BUT I WAAANT FUCK YOUUUUU!!!” naaaahh thanks

and the ships? well, I am not bleeding, and, if people are having fun, then they can keep doing ships!! if it doesn’t hurt me  then it’s not my problemo

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is....nervermind

We were playing a homebrew campaign (I was the Dm), the party (a warlock, a gunslinger/rogue, a paladin, and a mage) were hired to defend the merchant ship convoy.
After a quite intense naval battle they managed to defeat the pirates.
One more thing: The group split into two bands. The lawful and the trickster duo.

After the battle, the rogue and the paladin talked.

Paladin (of the God of Revenge and Justice):
Allright. I understand you want more gold from the merchants for your sevices. I also understand, yet I reeeeeaaallly dislike it, you are looting anyone’s corpse who dare to attack us. You want ridicously large amount wealth ‘cause you want to spend your old days busy in an alchemist lab. Got it. It is reasonable, you like eliminate your enemies from afar with your daggers or arrows. Also, I’m not making fun of - like the others - your bad habbit of shooting anything down that goes up.
However…I still have a thing that bothers me.

Tell me, my friend, Knight of Revenge!

Why?! Why did you?! For the sake of the snake-haired, damn-cursed, smutty-ass bitch goddess…

The paladin never ever failed to keep his composure, but in this moment.

thirstyoonmin  asked:

*Reblogs your post about inner fanwars like 10+ times because AMEN SON, AMEN*👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 you're so right, I can't believe this is happening, it's like a big facepalm when all could be flowers and love in such a beautiful fandom :1

| This ask is about this post HERE |
You’re welcome FAM <3 And yes BTS are 7 flowers that when interacting can give us:


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NAMSEOK (And more)

Originally posted by monhope94

Let’s start peace within the fandom. Ship who you want while RESPECTING the fact that others have the liberty to do the same too. And only then ARMYs will be a fandom that everyone will want to join. Because Just as the image of BTS is importent for their prosperity. The image of their fandom must be just as good. And who makes this fandom? It is you and me and us. So think about it twice before you start hating on a brother or a sister next time. 

As for me I will keep enjoying THIS (And you are welcome to join me^^): 

Originally posted by eyesmiletrash

Thanks for the ask ^^ (If I forgot your ship tell me and I will add it <3)

Tony: Did you just try to kiss me?

Bucky: What? No!

Tony: What makes you think I want to date a super soldier again?! That’s not gonna happen! I would never kiss you! Never!

Bucky: Okay, alright, fine, I won’t kiss you either.

Tony: …

Bucky: …

[They approach and kiss each other passionately, taking off they clother quickly]

Rhodey: [Open the door, surprised] Tony, can I see you in mi office [look at Bucky] where I keep my guns?!

Tony: [blushing nods and leaves the room]

Rhodey: [From the hall] ANOTHER SUPER SOLDIER!!??

How about you #SaveYourself because Bendy doesn’t need any saving.

Reblog and add your Bendy/Boris/Alice/Henry/Joey/Sammy/Susie/OC.

{Feel free to expand the picture if needed}

Stop sending hate. Stop trying to police what people can and can’t post, okay? Thanks~.  

Rant under the cut….

Keep reading

Well, there’s a reason of why I’m posting to much. It’s beacuse I’m stealing wifi I wanted to start a new activity on my tumblr! In celebratrion of my 2000+ followers I want to do this! “Let’s create together”!

This activity consist in creating a character using the suggestions you guys give me (eye color, powers, skin color, etc) but in my style. What’s my style? well, as you see, I love to draw sanscest fan children and I want this character to be one. And finally give blueprint a friend so I don’t have to draw him alone

SO, since there’s a LOT of Sanscest ships, I want to make a votation of wich ship should I draw. After that, I’ll ask you guys to send me descriptions based of how would a child from that ship look like. Simple right? I hope I have explained it well ;o;

Let’s call this stage: “Selecting a Ship”

but HEY, don’t start throwing me ships names! keep reading first uvu

I sellected a few ships I like and you will have to choose between those! Since Tumblr allows to comment on a post, I don’t have to create a poll for this on other site -v-)U yes! It doesn’t matter if the ship already has one child, I want to make my own and give you the chance to cooperate in the process of creation! 

Also, I’ll give the winner ship their own ship week (like I’m going to do with InkBerry)

Here’s the ship list:

-ErrorNight/Error x Nightmare

-Cream/Cross x Dream

-RottenBerry/Reaper x Blueberry ( @nekophy made me love this ship with just one comic xDU)

-AfterFell(?)/Geno x Edge

-Kustard/Classic x Edge 

They’re the ones who I love the most! 

So, as I said before, this time you only have to comment with the ship you want to win! After some time I’ll check the votes and announce the winner. Once the first stage is done, we’ll proceed to the stage two: “Making their appearance”!

Don’t forget to participate!


edit: adding in some general percentages for additional clarity

Hey everybody its time to make that sweet summer cash because I need money to keep going to school ✌✌✌

contact me @ if youre interested or if you have any questions!!

Pricing info listed above, with upcharge for things like additional characters (70% addition for added characters), backgrounds, or more complicated designs, which we can discuss privately!

i am open to drawing things like nudity, OCs, real people, shipping art, art for fandoms I’m not int, detailed outfits/armor and things of that sort

I am not open to drawing are nsf/w, hard gor/e, and things of that nature that would make me uncomfortable. You can contact me privately if you’re unsure if what you want counts or not!

Danny DeVetoed

Context: We had just finished clearing out half a mine full of undead, bugbears and spiders before the big bad ambushes us and brings the other half of the dungeon with him after us trying to take a rest outside. We make it, but barely, and the mine owner thanks us.

Dwarf: I say you all deserve a reward. I can’t give you anything now, but once I get the mine running I can give you ten percent of the profits.

Now picture Danny DeVito, but a Tiefling, stepping up and a bit miffed that he’s not getting any cash for his work.

Tiefling Rogue: Only ten? Dude, if it wasn’t for us, you wouldn’t even have a mine. 20% seems fair, right?

Dwarf: Twenty?! I still have to pay for work, shipping costs, etcetera. I can’t afford that.

Me, the sorcerer: You’re going to hire Kobolds, aren’t you?

Dwarf: Maybe…

Rogue: Here, I’ll even give ya an idea. We found a magic thingamajig inside that makes magic weapons. Only lasts a li'l while though, so ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya charge em again for a recharge. Want to keep yo’ magical flaming sword flaming? Gotta pay the price. Eh? Ehhhhhh?

DM: Mmmmmmmm, roll for persuasion.

Uses his inspiration from making a sandwich earlier and rolls a 3 and a 6. 2nd/3rd time he had rolled those numbers with advantage that session.

Dwarf: Ten percent or nothing. Take it or leave it.

And he starts walking away.

To this day, he keeps talking about that magical recharge scheme, and we have yet to see this ten percent. But we did stop by a few days after before leaving the area to see he’d hired a bunch of Kobolds.

  • Seven: Hey bro?
  • Yoosung: Yeah, bro?
  • Seven: Bro, I want to show you the whole world.
  • Yoosung: Okay, bro,
  • Seven: *holds up mirror*
  • Yoosung: But bro, that's just me.
  • Seven: You're my whole world bro...
  • Yoosung: *tears in his eyes* Bro...

anonymous asked:

Sheesh people, Destiel is NEVER gonna be canon, especially since less than 1% ship it. You all are only making yourselves miserable. Even Jensen publicly said Destiel does not exist. Misha is taking you all for ride because you keep throwing money at him to queerbait you.

The Daily Dot article by Aja Romano—Dec 3, 2014 at 08:53:44 | Last updated Mar 8 at 13:55:12

For the first time, Tumblr has published statistics on shipping as part of its Year in Review report, a project that began last year as a way of providing insight into its community activity. According to Tumblr, Destiel is the most reblogged ship on the Internet.

To put this coup in its proper perspective, consider what wasn’t number one. One Direction is by far the most popular fandom on Tumblr, generating over a billion posts to date. Yet the most popular 1D ship, Larry Stylinson—that’s bandmates Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, for the uninitiated—only made no. 3 on the list. It fell behind another Superwholock ship: Johnlock, short for BBC Sherlock pairing John Watson and Sherlock Holmes.

My darling Salty, this was in 2014. That means these stats are not taking into account three years of fandom growth and the addition of Supernatural to Netflix, which we know is flooding the numbers with even more people enthusiastic about the angsty misery that is this fantastic love story.

What else can I offer you to not just negate your 1% claim entirely, but actually blow it utterly and completely out of the shipping waters? Oh, I know!

This poll was posted on BuzzFeed on October 8th, 2016 and these pics show the most recent stats as I literally just now (May 20th, 2017) clicked in my own vote to view them:

Favourite character?

Now, please, Salty, tell me, are you feeling ok? Are you experiencing shortness of breath or lightheadedness? Here, come with me, have a seat. Comfortable? Put your feet up, we’re all friends here. See, you and I, we are both a valid part of the SPN Family and differing of opinion is welcomed and encouraged. 

That said, what is not tolerated is spreading negativity based on your own growing fear that what you don’t want to have happen is actually about to happen. (it is, btw) (andrew dabb is the biggest destiel shipper of all) (and when captain of show is captain of ship) (safe sailing Salty baby) (maybe you should consider hopping aboard) (standing invitation) <3

Further more, what is not welcomed or encouraged is failing to fact check your claims before you make them, thinking they won’t be checked for you. Nor is bashing an actor who not only happens to be one of the members of the show who is the most vocal about being pro-LGBTQ, but whose relationship with the term “queerbaiting” is one that has very much informed my own.

Misha talking about this topic can be viewed through a very simple search on YouTube. Like, super simple. You type in “misha collins queerbaiting”. It literally took me more seconds to write this paragraph about the search than actually performing the search. My point is - don’t be a lazy Anon, Salty darling. Do your research if you’re going to gnash and bash, but for now, keep those feet up because I’m feeling generous and so here you go:

I would very much love it if you Salties out there could stop using your dismissive and so clearly erroneous Less Than 1% Ships It claim from here on, because all it does is show the rest of us your ignorance, and, quite frankly, it just makes me embarrassed for you guys. 

If you don’t want to board the ship - don’t board the ship. Stand on the shore and wave at it. Or don’t. You know, we don’t expect you to cheer us on as we glide into harbour. But please please stop trying to convince us that we’re not sailing. It must be so exhausting for you and, frankly, isn’t it nice to just lean back, feet up, and feel the love? There is only love here for you!! And waving. Because we will always wave at you lovelies stranded on the shore.

Originally posted by neaarty