you just volunteered


she had the world // panic! at the disco
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thewarlocksbitch  asked:

ur thoughts on if keith or lance would be the first to admit feelings and ask the other out, and where'd they go on a date being in space and all?

every time i wonder about who would admit their feelings first all i can think about is that it would probably go down exactly like that scene in episode 2 of season 1 where lance and keith are edging eachother on into a blind nosedive but they’re so damn stubborn that they both end up smashing headfirst into the ground. let me explain. 

  • lance realizes he has feelings for keith first, as in he can acknowledge the fact that the feelings are there and has a label for them. He’s the kind of guy who won’t want to admit it, but can’t help letting his feelings slip into his actions or words.
    • lance becomes more prone to defend keith to others
    • might try to take on more than he can handle to lessen keith’s burden during missions (however often interpreted by others as jealousy or an attempt to one-up, lance might play along out of embarrassment)
  • keith is always running in headfirst with his blinders up, his emotions are constantly on the forefront of just about everything he does. This means that keith could have feelings for lance without actually sitting down to process what those feelings mean or entail. He’s going to end up unsure how to deal with things like being overly concerned for lance’s safety or getting nervous when lance is in danger, which can get them into fights.
    • “Lance you can’t go in there alone, are you crazy?”
    • “What the hell does that mean? You just volunteered to do the exact same thing! I know you think you’re better then me and all, but I actually can handle this.”
    • “That’s not even what I meant!”
    • “Than what do you mean!”
    • “I don’t know!”
  • What i’m saying is they end up in a stand-still because neither one wants to pull up out of that nosedive first and properly process the situation, which results in them both plummeting into the ground in a blaze of teenage angst and love-borne stupidity. For the sake of consistency, that means the crash-and-burn translates to one big, harsh, emotionally raw fight.
    • Keith nearly gets himself killed doing something ridiculously reckless, probably on Lance’s behalf. Lance is sick with worry, and more importantly: furious.
    • Keith makes it out alive only to be confronted by Lance, who, unable to properly express just how damn worried he was, ends up yelling at Keith for being such a reckless showoff, which immediately puts Keith on the defensive.
      • “What the hell Lance, I only went after those drones so you wouldn’t have to!”
      • “I never asked for that! Stop-stop putting yourself in danger for me! Do you really think so little of me, that I can’t handle any of this by myself?”
      • “I was only trying to help!”
      • “By nearly getting yourself killed?! Are you insane?”
      • “God, why do you even care anyways? Wouldn’t things be better for you if I was gone? At least you wouldn’t have the competition!”
      • “Wh- What the fuck? You think I want you dead?”
      • “You’ve never exactly told me otherwise!”
      • “Thats ridiculous! I can’t– Keith you–”
      • “What is it Lance? Huh? I don’t know what you want from me!”
      • “God dammit Keith, I’m in love with you!”
    • Cue The Shocked Silence™
      • “…What?”

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は and が


  • は (spelled “ha” but pronounced “wa”) goes on nouns that are serving as context/background information for the rest of the sentence. Basically, you’re bringing up the topic of (noun) and then commenting on it. (は is sometimes called the “topic particle” because of this.)
  • が (ga) marks a noun that’s looking for something to do. (Or be.) This noun will be the subject of the next verb/adjective/whatever you see. (が is sometimes called the “subject particle” because of this.)

In English, we don’t really have two specific words with those jobs–we express those concepts in lots of different ways, or just leave them out completely. So when you look at translations of sentences with は and が, sometimes it looks like the は and が either don’t matter or are totally interchangeable, which isn’t true! They have completely different jobs, it’s just that there’s some overlap when you bring up a topic (with は) that happens to be doing a verb or something (and could take が). 

I found that the best way (for me) to get a feel for は and が was to listen to people try to explain it, then look at sentences and imagine how they would be different if you switched a は for a が or vice versa. So here are some examples with really wordy explanations!

Note: I’m relying on my (non-native-speaker) は・が sense for these, so if anyone finds errors, let me know.

Here goes!

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i can’t believe im going to see harry styles in concert. i cant believe im going to spend the next 10 months saying this exact same thing over and over again

dan and phil play my horse prince #3: a summary

two seconds in and already a questionable horse impression okay time to strap in for another weird one 

“i knew you were going to start clopping" 

clopping??? klopping???? clopping looks better so i’m going with that 

"cloppity clop when will we stop…. is the question many of you have been asking” aw they saw my tweets 

dan licked his lips as he looked over to phil SAME 

he is wearing the ladybird jumper so i agree 

remember the ladybird jumper selfie??? let’s take a moment 

okay back to the video 

it was a nice moment of remembrance though right 


“i like a good divisive series" 

"this is our great youtube controversy, phil" 

those people that are uncomfortable, it’s legit the same level of sexual tension dnp have on a regular basis just in the form of a girl and horse like,,, it’s 2017 the hat/cherry/lung/milk/kitten/whatever else fic exists there are more disturbing things out there

they’re validating those of you though, good for you i’m happy for your notices

"it’s not literal bestiality” // “it’s just a lol” “a nice little lol… just a casual lol" 

"i think we should do this one and see how we feel” i mean finally putting that positions book to good use 

there’s not much eye contact so far are they okay 

i think recently we’ve been spoilt with eye contact and now we’re feeling like something’s wrong because they’re not gawking at each other 

“so whether you want to or not, strap yourselves in for ten minutes of erotic equine roleplay”

phil demonstrating that sweet sweet hand porn 

“i don’t think we should’ve encouraged you with the fanart” story of your life innit lads 

congrats to those phanartists that got noticed!! you’re very talented and i appreciate you!!! 

i appreciate the last one which highlights the shaved sides i liked that a lot ty

“the less we talk about that the better” legit the phandom about 2012 

dan’s reaction to the fanart,,, get those screenshots 

“keep it coming…. or don’t, it’s up to you” phil pls you’re making it too easy for me 

“do you need to do that though?” // “i do, it’s a thing now” living for the little domestic i feel deprived 

“dog. dog has a moustache." 

"phil that makes no sense” as if u never make any mistakes howell phil’s waiting to call you out like the absolute savage that he is 

remember the thomas the tank engine fuck-up, phil was right on that 

phil’s laugh my ears are blessed 

they have two very different reactions to a horse making breakfast 

i found another of dan’s kinks who’s keeping tabs on them all we’ve got another to add to the list 

“what’s a good… lad? one that makes breakfast, the morning after” is that a subtle wink wink nudge nudge, daniel 

“i’m hyped. this, this is, this is a soap.” dan is so excited he’s tripping on his words 

he’s staring at phil okay world order has been restored 

“you know you love it, stop lying to yourself” // “you love it. just thumbs it up anyway, if you don’t like it" 

i love the detailed hair angles we get when they both look down on the screen i appreciate it a lot 

do you think phil will ever ditch the straighteners 

"that’s really posh” phil the savage already getting his revenge

congrats hp stans for phil dropping that reference 

did they just compare all of our mums to a horse 

“anyone that exudes glitter and makes sure that you’re resting on the weekend… that’s who you need in your life" 

"maybe susankun’s on the crunchy nut like us” i bet you both are 

maybe see a doctor about that 

i’m not sorry 

“am i the dog? i think i’m the dog” phil says after barking and effectively claiming the role of the dog 

“you just frickin volunteered” dan the savage 

“that was some good borks” so any excuse to compliment phil huh

“what is this video” me every time i read these summaries before posting them, i relate phil 

“some good pottery" 

"unless this is a magnetic knife, how is the horse holding it? with that horse thumb he’s just gonna grow?" 

dan demonstrates the claw technique 

look at that hand movement fluidity this ain’t his first rodeo 

dan… are u ok…. you’ve just been in this position for four seconds… 

turned into seven seconds, the longest seven seconds of my life…. is it one of the new 7sc they tweeted out for

“can i stroke him?” // “i’ll give him a stroke”

lanky emo lads fawn over hairbrush functions

that sounded like a weird porn didn’t it oh god no

“look at this roleplay, we nintendogs now”

“oh yeah, feel my brush” 

dan gives that side-eye, he doesn’t like phil saying that to anyone else

the singing quota for this video has been filled

thought they were going to give us a sweet harmony for don’t speak and do no doubt proud but nope dan decides to parody it

this is not the harmony i wanted stop singing a weird cult theme or whatever the fuck it is

leek or spring onion will we ever know

phil is intent on killing simulations recently is he ok

“sorry guys” dan is on hand to comfort us

may need to rethink some comfort fic prompts i have

“is it okay? is anything about this okay?” if the existential crisis branding was still relevant he’d be on the floor rn

“shall we have a chat? a little horsey chinwag?” yes phil come back to your northern roots i’ve missed you

“a really long-faced chinwag” you tried dan but you will always be a southerner you can’t pull off chinwag

“is a carrot a fruit?” mister university asking the real question

is dan actually googling it

“AHA it was to catch us out for being an idiot!” i mean, you googled it so…. aren’t you still an idiot

phil is an orange kinda guy, dan is a grapefruit kinda guy…… explains a lot if you think about it

“he hates me again!” // “i can’t believe he hates me again, straight away…” pretty sure i’ve read that exact line of dialogue in a fic before

“what can i say? i’m more in tune with my inner…. horse… man”

casual head scratch as he silently prays for nobody to pick up on that quote

“deep fry anything, and that’s a winner”

“the choices hurt me so bad”

trying to justify this game just falls flat

no amount of meaningful speeches are rectifying it dan

but it’s not stopping him trying

oh he’s stopped now

“i think we should get our things back”

“this is our life” enjoy u demons

“great. i love my life” phil i just don’t even know what to say stop looking like you’re showing a lemon a good time 

take out the lemon and stare at your wavy haired companion

if i used that line in a fic would you disown me

what kind of accent did dan just try to say field in because he sounded like me

“a horse can’t go on rollercoasters is what i’m thinking” // “can a horse go to the cinema?” “no, he’s going to get in the way of everyone’s screen” wow dan and phil, damperers of horse dreams since their corresponding years of birth

“yes, dan’s credit card is about to spend more money on this horse app” of course it’s dan that volunteers his card, phil would never 

he’s the voice of emo goose he only spends money on luxury apps

mister moneybags high brands stan has no problem forking it out tho good for you son get some

“i am this entire developer’s number one supporter” me when dapg was announced

the frenzy time music is something special

“phil you’re doing the impossible quiz again and that is like ten out of ten banned” younger kirsten is crying

phil’s real laugh comes out to play again welcome back old friend i love you

“is she falling in love with the dog? is that what we’re asking?”

phil’s voice is like monotone throughout all of these videos he couldn’t give less of a shit

he’s just humouring dan’s kink(s)

dan stop criticising phil’s horse voice you can’t have it all for yourself all of the time we need as much of it as you do

“i am ready for this” me whenever they upload on a day that’s not the same day i’m posting a fic

there are very different theories about the multitude of onions

again phil’s includes death

i’m beginning to expect it

“oh he’s gone a bit sassy”

“passive aggressive…. okay” dan we feel the same way when we found out phil’s sent a dm

“i feel it coming…. i feel it coming… are you ready? am i ready?”

“that’s just dreamy. i’m in love with that” // “that is dreamy. i’d like that as a poster in my bathroom” 

“that is the thickest spring onion i have ever seen in my entire life” // “it’d take a lot of gnashing” phil demonstrates said gnashing thank you for showing those teggies

“look at the girth on that one” you know what you did dan don’t blame us when the fics come rolling in

the onion fic

“how do you not love this? people, i mean come on, this is better than the current season of the walking dead”

uncomfortable fidgeting as dan realises he’s pissed off hundreds of thousands of people

staring at phil again yes i’m living

“this is better than the wire” phil doesn’t want to leave dan all alone in the opinion firing line

“it’s turning into that cake outtake from tatinof” HOW DARE YOU.

feeling less guilty having watched it now u fuckers

“it’s literally the cake situation”

seriously i’m going to watch it again just to spite you both

“imagine a horse pushing you against a wall and force-feeding you spring onions” dan i love you but i’m going to have to reject this prompt

the game turns sinister and they both look the most excited they’ve looked for the entire video

“this is fulfilling every kink that our audience might have” in which dan tries to push his weird kinks onto us out of fear phil will judge him

“is the next one set in the afterlife?”

“i feel like i went to a place i didn’t think i was going to”

“so real talk, let’s get real” phil i like that you’re trying to get close to the camera but you’re still too far away it’s not doing what you think it’s doing

“if you don’t want us to do this ever again…” “what’s wrong with you” honestly dan same

they’re literally encouraging thumbs down??? how long have they been in the youtube game???

“tell us your opinions down there” oh dear god they’re encouraging the fanfiction

“if you want the horse, we want to give you the horse. you know what we’re saying?” 

it’s hard to quote when they’re both talking at the same time BE POLITE AND LET EACH OTHER SPEAK 

“this is a two way relationship…” why did phil’s smile grow when dan said that

“slice our subscribe button like a spring onion” // “please don’t stab your laptop and/or mobile device” // “trot over to our other channels”

danisnotchoking (but he wants to be)


“Wait a second. What did you just volunteer me to do?”

“You must be mistaken. I’m not a hunter anymore.”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone didn’t pay me back, I’d be the richest person on the planet.”

“Why’d you come here, of all places? Why can’t any of you leave me alone?”

“I really think you should learn the facts before you go spreading around misinformation about me.”

“You should be happy. You got your very own cryptid and it doesn’t look like they’re going to let you go any time soon.”
Haggard Hawks on Twitter
“Mediaeval scribes invented this bizarre Latin sentence as a joke to show just how difficult Gothic text could be to read.”

Raise your hand if you can read this sentence without looking at the Latin or English captions. :-D


25 Day Fall Out Boy Challenge: Day 1 - first song that you heard

↳ My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark

roly1poly1rosy  asked:

Ohmygoodness!!! You're Canadian?!? I'm Canadian! I love finding talented Canadians! You somehow just became even cooler to me, which I didn't think was possible!!

((OOC: Hear that, guys?? Canada is cool, and makes me cool, and I make Canada cool! ))

Big Lessons From Finding Dory

So I saw Finding Dory tonight and let me just highlight a few things that are very important that were shown in the movie but may have gone over other’s heads (none of these are spoilers, really but im tagging them anyways):

1. Not all marine life institutions are like SeaWorld. This film demonstrates there are a lot of really helpful marine life institutions out there who are dedicated to the rescue and rehabilitation of animals. It takes place in California and although they never directly call it the Monterey Bay Aquarium you can tell that is what it is based off of. Many aquariums like the one in Monterey and a local aquarium by me are completely dedicated to the rehabilitation of marine life/mammals and yes, they tag some animals, but it is just to track their migration patterns and conduct research. SeaWorld has given such a bad name to other marine life centers out there and to be honest, these centers are the kind of organizations we need to preserve our marine life. Most operate on a vast network of volunteers and they could really use your donations–especially when it is apparent that our government does not care about our waters to make any laws protecting it.

2. PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE FINAL SCENE. (The one where Dory says the view before her is “unforgettable”). If you’ve seen the movie, you might have noticed something….well missing. In fact, a lot was missing. Much of the coral reef in this scene as they pan out has become discolored and is dead. Pixar clearly wanted to draw your eye to this scene. Our coral reefs are dramatically dying and if we don’t stop to care for them now, they can be gone easily in a lifetime–as little as 15 years. Those beautiful views will become forgettable if we do not do something about them now. Back when Finding Nemo came out 12 years ago, scientists were just starting to notice the dramatic changes in iur coral reefs. Now if you see recent pictures of the Sydney Harbor, the same one featured in FN, most of those beautiful colorful corl reefs are dead and gone. Although Finding Dory is supposed to take place one year after Finding Nemo, Pixar was really trying to bring that important message out.

So please, keep in mind as you spend money towards a movie ticket, maybe next time use that money and donate to ocean conservation funds. We really do only get one world, and she takes care of us so we should take care of her.

Together ~Carl Grimes X Reader

First imagine Woo!

Character: Carl Grimes

Plot: The readers Expirence in the line up and Carl had to stab her in the Eye

Please Request:) Enjoy!

“Damn he took it like a champ!” Negan cheered with a cold grin on his face

Y/N froze unable to move as She Stared at Abrahams lifeless body before closing my eyes tight Abraham has always been kind he didn’t deserve to die She Open her Eyes to see Rick Looking Pale tears streaming down his face

She Turned her head to see Daryl Looking Furious He got up and Punched Negan in the Face Negan Smirked And The Saviours took him away She sighed and Turned to Carl He looked Down Staring at the ground with No Emotion She grabbed his hand As he looked up at her and squeezed her hand before one of the saviors pulled them apart

ᴄᴀʀʟ ʀᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴏᴅs ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ʏ/ɴ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ sʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀ ʙʀᴀɴᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴘᴀɪɴ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ sᴛᴏᴏᴅ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ ᴀs ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛ ᴄᴀʀʟ sʜᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴜᴘ  “ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴅɪᴇ ɪ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇʀᴇ!” ʜᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴄᴋʟᴇᴅ “Why is that?” She said Holding her foot still in pain “You keep me happy in this fucked up world” He said with a smile She nodded and stood up As the two walked back to ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ʜᴀɴᴅ

 Memories Were all that was going through Carl’s mind, He knew if he tried to fight back He would get himself and maybe others killed

“Well your little friend just Screwed up Another one of your Lives” Negan laughed as he became eye to eye with Glenn, He walked slowly to Him as you could Feel the tension growing bigger, Negan became inches away from Glenn’s Face and whispers “Nice Knowing you..” Before Swinging The bat Onto his head, Glenn Screamed in pain as his eye popped out
Y/N Began to puke as She saw her father figure Dying before her eyes, Negan Smirked as he gave one last hit bashing Glenn’s head as Maggies Crys became bigger, Y/N Handle hearing her Mother figure Cry She Bounced up from her knees “I’ll Fucking kill you!” She screamed anger building up Just as the Saviors were about to push her back down Negan stopped them “Wait guys! Come here princess you just volunteered for our little game” She began to shake as she walked over over to him “On your knees” She did as He said and wipers escaped her mouth

Carl Was sending glares toward Negan “Don’t.Fucking.touch.her” He said through his teeth Negan Chuckled and Ran his hands through Y/N hair “Oh I’m not. You are” He pulled out a knife and pointed to Carl “You over here” Carl Looked confused and stood up walking toward Negan

Y/N was shaking As Negan handed the knife to Carl “Come on match with your sweetheart” Carl Face turned to fear “What?” Negan have him a cold smile “You heard me Cut her eyes out” He said as he laughed

Carl began to Shake “N-No I-I can’t” He said as tears began to form in his eyes Negan’s Smile turned into a frown “Well I guess Lucille is gonna have fun with her” He said Holding the bat up “C-Carl just do it” She said with fear “At least I have a chance of living if you do” She said tears running down her face

Carl began to sob as he looked down at the knife “You got 5 seconds” Negan said  Y/N looked up at Carl “J-Just do it” Carl was shaking “4” He began to move the knife closer “3” Y/N Began to cry harder “2” Carl quickly stabbed her eyes and Repeating “I’m sorry” Over and over Negan laughed as Y/N screamed in pain as Carl’s Sobs got louder
As the blood Was all over her face Maggie began to puke at the sight

Y/N vision Was starting to fade All she could see was black The last thing she heard was The laughs of the Saviors Giggles

Y/N Began to wake up Feeling Not wanting to open her eyes She could hear Carl’s violent sobs She could stand to hear him crying
“C-Carl where are we..?” She said weakly opening her Eye looking at her surrounding Carl jumps up and grabbed her hand “W-Were safe now..Were in the Rv” She Noded weakly
“I-I thought I lost you..I’m sorry” He said as tearing ran through his face

Y/N sighed and put her hand on his cheek “You did the Did the right thing.” He Nodded and laid next to her kissing her softly “Hey at least your okay” She smiled weakly grabbing his hand He squeezed her hand

“We’ll get through this together”

All I want right now is to be holding someone in my arms. I just want to be cuddled up next to someone with them in my arms and me in theirs and I just want to snuggle up real close to them and give them small neck kisses. Maybe they’ll be kind enough to rub my back or run their fingers through my hair. Our legs will get tangled in eachothers. I just want someone I can feel calm with and be able to fall asleep next to.

Ugh, O-positive. You heathen.
Perhaps I’ll go out for dinner.
You know, if you hadn’t been so hasty to kill him, we’d be dealing with the devil we know.
Spoken by the devil I know best of all.
I take it you have a plan.
I have a little errand to run.
A man of words and not of deeds, is like a garden full of weeds.
Not exactly the most uplifting reading material.
There’s a lot of weird stuff here.
We can discuss ancient history another time.
You know it’s not safe out there.
So, you’re staying?
I had friends, but I also had a lot of secrets.
So, if it works out, maybe we can celebrate?
Meet me for a midnight drink at Rousseau’s?
Don’t talk about what you don’t understand, ________.
You’re hosting a yard sale?
I know it’s not in your nature to keep violence out of this house.
Well, while you’re here, you may as well help me go through this stuff.
Oh, sweet child of mine.
I need a vampire to do a spell. You just volunteered.
So, are you helping or are you whining?
I need you to help me set a trap.
For a dead guy, you look awfully healthy.
I don’t like secrets.
Keep that safe for me, will you?
I think this is yours.
I haven’t seen this in a century.
You know, you’re also pretty courageous.
I’ll tell you what, let’s start fresh.
Okay, well, when you’re done entertaining yourself, I’d love to get back to the life or death situation we’re dealing with.
I was just thinking, let’s never hang out again. Like, ever.
We should take more family pictures.
No, you’re safe here.
Why are you yelling at me? I’m on your side.
It was relentless.
Let him suffer.
That’s a shame. Things do not look good for you.
I do not like being summoned, _________.
Any delay only helps our enemy.
You know, I’m surprised your parents haven’t stormed down here looking for you.
What did he do to you?
This isn’t right.
So, whatever your doubts, whatever our differences, your gift is irrefutable.
Uh, I live here.
Why don’t you just kill the guy and then help me clean up the two bodies that are stashed in my bathroom?
Let me guess… You got questions.
As long as I’m the only one with the answers, you can’t kill me.
I’ll order you a hurricane.
I know she’s important to you.
Something’s wrong. I have to go.
I know you’re strong, okay.
I need you to trust me right now.
Do you trust me?
How long was I out for?
I know there’s one good heart over there.
You’re just getting in the way!
I made quite a mess, didn’t I?
He’s my friend.
You are so lucky.
Do you remember at all what it’s like to be a human being?
You have absolutely no virtue and you have no value, here or wherever it is that you decide to drag yourself next.
She didn’t exactly buy your story about paint on your hand.
Rough day at the office?
So, how was your day?
What the hell happened?
And it’s gonna be different this time.
If you came to fight, it ain’t gonna end well for you.
We’re monsters.
I knew you were a monster from the moment I met you.
I won’t let it take them and I won’t let it take you.
The only chance we have to survive is if we work together.
I don’t usually expect a thank you when I save lives, but getting kicked out of your house sucked.
I’m not a decent person, ________.
We’re done here.
There’s no reason for us to see each other anymore.
You make me feel understood.
Do you know who I am?
You will give me a safe place to hide.

I Caught Fire: Part 2 - A Roan x Reader Imagine

Originally posted by caryled

Summary: Driven away from yet another home, you run into an old flame but will you be able to rekindle the love that was lost?

Words: 7,106

Warnings: Mild violence

Rating: T

You eyed the sky as you trudged home with a woven basket full of ingredients, the overcast sky seemingly darkening into a stormy gray. You weren’t sure if this was a bad omen or if you had just spent too much time absentmindedly perusing the marketplace, but the sudden change made you shudder.

Your eyes fell on the castle just in the distance.

You hadn’t heard from Roan in two weeks. There was no sign of him or his planned wedding procession. There hadn’t been any mention of the great alliance between Azgeda and Trishanakru or the induction of a new Ice Nation princess, though, the ceremony date had come and gone.

Your intuition told you that something had gone wrong, not because of the obvious evidence but because Roan wasn’t someone who went back on his word. You weren’t sure if he had been caught and his plan foiled or if the wedding date had simply been postponed. You just wanted him to show up, and that’s why you waited.

You entered the small hut that you shared with your new healer friend and called out to the elderly woman, “Faye, I’m back. Sorry, I took so long.”

The woman didn’t respond. She hated when you were late which is probably why she was ignoring you.

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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Summary: Peter proves that not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts.

Warnings: Mild language. Btw Peter and the reader are at college in this fic!

A/N: Inspired by the image below! It’s not my tweet or photo so credit for that to the original poster :)

Originally posted by marvelmuggle

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