you just stabbed yourself why are you laughing

;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters
  • ❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞
  • ❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞
  • ❝ He has no pulse! ❞
  • ❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?
  • ❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞
  •  I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞
  • ❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞
  • ❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞
  •  I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞
  • ❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞
  • You had sex. How was it? ❞
  • ❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞
  • ❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞
  • ❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞
  • ❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞
  • ❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞
  • ❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞
  • ❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞
  • ❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞
  • ❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞
  • ❝ I lost my shoe! ❞
  • ❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞
  • ❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞
  • ❝ Glad you’re back. ❞
  • ❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞
  • ❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞
  • ❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞
  • ❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞
  • ❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞
  • ❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞
  •  When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞
  • If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞
  • ❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞
  • ❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞
  • ❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞
  • ❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞
  • ❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞
  •  You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞
  • I was staring at Simba. ❞
  • You gave me syphilis! ❞
  • This is why I keep you around. ❞
  • So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞
  • I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞
  • He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞
  • Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞
  • I think I like this rules thing. ❞
  • You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞
  • You’re my person. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞
  • ❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞
Honeybee

A quick drabble to keep you guys satisfied while I continue working on the rest of your requests.

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Word Count: 693

Warnings: None


You watched as he hovered over his babies, nurturing them until they were lulled to sleep, ready to take a nap in the artificially warm afternoon. His hair was frizzy from the constant movement between the enclosures, his body barely being able to keep up with the sudden temperature changes that he faced in his work tending to all the creatures. He looked up to you, sitting cross legged on a patch of grass with drowsy eyes and a tilted head, patiently waiting for him to finish up.

“All done.” He stated, scooping you up in his arms and carrying you out of the case. You nestled into his strong chest as your eyes fluttered shut, melting into the gentle pressing of his fingertips on your arm and leg. “I’m guessing our afternoon plans are cancelled then?”

This caused you to abruptly wriggle out of Newt’s grasp, falling softly to the wooden floor with a plop. “No!” You exclaimed. “I’m awake, I’m awake!”

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A Fresh Start (Part One, Bucky x reader)

Sometimes a new start is exactly what you need. Is this one going to be everything you hoped for? A Bucky Barnes x reader au!

Summary of Part 1: You move into your new apartment and meet your new neighbor, Bucky.

Word Count: 1700

Warnings: Language only for this chapter.

A/N: THIS IS MY VERY FIRST MARVEL SERIES, Y’ALL. I wanted to try something new- so feedback is greatly appreciated!

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mayaschuyler  asked:

5 + lucaya 😏

5. “Wait a minute. Are you (actually) jealous?”

~set in their last year of high school, in which maya and lucas dated for about a year and broke up just under two months ago~

“So I’ll meet you there round eight?” He asked Maya.

“Sounds good, Tom.” Maya replied.

“Cool,” Tom said breezily, before walking away down the hall.

Lucas happened to be less then ten feet away, leaning against his locker. Maya looked up and caught his eye, but began to walk away quickly, as if she hadn’t seen him.

“Maya, wait,” Lucas called after her, jogging slightly to get to her before she reached the stairs

Maya turned around to face him.

Brilliant, she thought sarcastically, just the person I wanted to see.

“Yes, Huc- Lucas?” Maya asked.

“Seriously, that guy?” Lucas said, sounding annoyed and disgusted.

“Lucas, it’s none of your business who I go out with,” Maya snapped angrily. She couldn’t do this today.

“I know, but c’mon, he’s like sleaziest guy in school, Maya, why him?”

“Why do you care?” Maya demanded without missing a beat.

Lucas paused as he tried to think of what was best to say. “I don’t.” He finally replied, very unconvincingly.

Maya raised her eyebrows in disbelief, “then why are we even having this conversation?”

“We’re not.” Lucas replied defiantly.

“Good.”

“Good.”

They glared at each other for a moment.

Lucas broke first. “Maya, you know he’s a dick!”

“Wait a minute, are you actually jealous?” She asked in disbelief.

“No.” Lucas lied, even more unconvincingly than before.

“Good, because you don’t see me getting all jealous about you and Hannah Parker, which by the way, is the most cliché route you could’ve taken! The captain of the football team and head cheerleader, very original,”

“Well it’s better than sneaking into clubs, getting trashed, and hooking up with sleazy guys!” Lucas said loudly.

Maya glared furiously at him, “Go on, say it!” She coaxed him angrily. “If you’re going to think it, then at least fucking call me it, Lucas!“

“Can you stop calling me Lucas?!” Lucas said heatedly.

This took Maya by surprise. “What?” She asked, confused.

“It sounds so wrong when you call me ‘Lucas’, like once or twice in a row is fine, but can you just call me ‘Huckleberry’ or ‘Ranger Rick’ or even ‘Hop-along’ or ‘Sundance’ like you used to, please?” Lucas asked desperately.

Maya blinked in disbelief, “Are you serious right now?”

“Yes.”

Maya shook her head, “No, I can’t do this today, I need to go.” She turned to leave, but Lucas grabbed her arm.

“Maya, wait, please,” Lucas begged her. Maya looked down at his hand on her arm and he quickly let go.

She looked up at him. “You want to know why I don’t call you those names anymore? Because we broke up, almost two months ago, Lucas! It’s over! And I can’t do this feelings thing with you anymore, okay?!” Maya yelled angrily; a few students nearby started to stare, and most hurried away to the cafeteria for lunch. “I- I can’t do that to myself,” she added quietly.

“Maya, you know I’d never intentionally hurt you, right?” Lucas asked her gently.

Maya smiled sadly, trying and failing to keep the tears out of her eyes, “it’s a bit late for that now.” Their eyes met, and Maya felt like they were looking at each other properly for the first time since they broke up.

“Maya,” Lucas breathed, sounding as if he too were holding back tears, he placed his hand on Maya’s cheek, caressing it gently; her heart going into overdrive.

“I’m sorry,” he said genuinely.

Maya glanced down at his lips… they were so close… if they wanted too… if Maya stood up on her toes… if Lucas leaned down slightly… god she wanted to kiss him so badly. She missed the way her lips felt on his, she missed the feel of him, she missed how their bodies seemed to fit together like two pieces of a puzzle, she missed it all. She missed him.

Maya reached for his hand, and slowly pulled it away from her face, eyes locked on his. “I thought we could handle being friends again, Lucas, but I don’t know if we can, it’s too hard.”

“What?” Lucas murmured, stepping back, confused.

“I just,’ Maya sighed and tore her eyes away from his, putting her hands over her face.

“You just, what, Maya?” Lucas asked, sounding annoyed and slightly hurt.

Maya took her hands away from her face and looked up at him, “I just… I can’t handle this anymore, Lucas. I don’t understand how you can care so much about me going out with Tom, when you’re actually in a relationship with someone!”

“What? I’m not in a rel-“ Lucas protested, but Maya cut him off.

“Yes, you are! And it’s time you fucking admitted it too, because it hurts when I see you with her, when she hangs out with us sometimes or when you’re not hanging out with us because you’re with her, it hurts.” Maya told him truthfully, her voice breaking.

“Maya,” Lucas said quietly.

“Stop,” Maya said, annoyed, “stop saying my name like you’re sorry and then not fucking do anything about it.”

“I don’t know what you want me to say, Maya!” He snapped angrily.

Maya looked up at him and gulped, “I think you should go,” she whispered.

“No, Maya, no, because we need to fucking talk about this. You can’t just say you don’t want to be friends anymore and then tell me to leave!”

Maya didn’t say anything. She wondered how they could go from caressing cheeks and almost kissing to this in less than five minutes

“What do you suggest then, Maya? Because neither of us is going to ask the other to leave the group, and neither of us is going to leave either.”

“I suggest no more of this,” Maya said angrily, motioning between them, “no more one-on-one talks, no more sitting too close and ‘accidentally’ touching, no more glances, nothing.”

“So basically you’re saying we should just ignore each other?” Lucas asked bitterly.

Maya bit her lip, “Yeah… I can’t handle it anymore, Lucas, and I don’t think you can either, and you need to admit that to yourself too.”

Lucas looked sadly at Maya, all anger abated, just sadness. “If me and Hannah being together hurt you so much, why didn’t you say something sooner?” He asked her, after a moment of silence.

“Because, as much as I hate her guts and would like to stab her with pencil, you actually seem… happy with her.” Maya admitted sadly.

“I want you to be happy too, Maya,” he bit his own lip, smiling sadly, holding back tears.

Maya gave a small sad laugh, and wiped her eyes, “Didn’t we just agree to not do this?”

“Yeah,” Lucas murmured with the same sad smile.

“I should go,” Maya said softly, her eyes still on Lucas’.

Slowly, and with a slight sigh, Maya turned and walked away. The hallways had emptied out mostly, and nearly everyone was having lunch in the cafeteria.

Maya took her phone out of her pocket, opened the Facebook messenger app and quickly typed a message to Tom: Sorry but I can’t make it tonight

But before she could press send, Maya heard a familiar shrill of ‘Luuuucas!’ She spun around to see Lucas standing where she’d left him, watching her, and a tall, blonde, tan girl, Hannah, fling her arms around him from behind, “I’ve been looking all over for you!” Hannah said loudly, but Lucas’ eyes were still on Maya at the other end of the hallway. Hannah spotted Maya at the other end of the hallway and stared at her. Maya started back.

“Why were you talking to her?” Hannah pouted.

“I wasn’t,” Lucas lied.

Maya just stood rooted to the spot, watching them.

Hannah didn’t look as if she believed Lucas, but she didn’t care too much, because Maya was at the other end of the hallway, without Lucas, and Hannah was at this end, with him.

“Come on, Lucas, we need to get some lunch,” Hannah said, putting an arm around him.

Maya smiled sadly, and gave a little shrug of the shoulders, as if to say, if you must.

Lucas replied with a sad look, and didn’t quite meet the eyes of either girl as he walked away in the opposite direction with Hannah. He turned to look back at Maya, but she was already turning the corner, and deleting her un-sent message to Tom.

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I haven’t written much lucaya, so I hope this is good :)

You can request here and I’ll try to get it down as fast as possible!

Happiness? I Do: Chapter 16

TITLE OF STORY: Happiness? I Do.

CHAPTER NUMBER/TITLE/ONE SHOT: Chapter 16

AUTHOR: winterheart17

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: AU Married Actor Tom

STORY GENRE: Romance, Drama, Erotica

STORY SUMMARY: Everyone knows the making of a happy ending.  It starts with ‘hello’ and it ends with ‘I do’.  Or does it? What happens in between?  What happens after?  When Tom and Wednesday said ‘I do’, they believed it was their happy ending.  But 3 years down the road, everything has fallen apart.  That’s when they learn that ‘I do’ encompasses a lot of things, that marriage is hard work and just because two people love each other, it doesn’t necessarily mean they can make it till the end.  Now both of them have to ask themselves if it is worth it to hold on or is it time to let go?

STORY RATING: M

STORY WARNINGS/TRIGGERS/AUTHORS NOTES: I’m pretty sure that with this chapter, I’m going to get a lot of people throwing shoes at my head.  Hard.  But Daniel does make an appearance again, so…yay? Hehe!  

FEEDBACK: Thank you all so much for reading and for the love <3 It would be really amazing if I could hear what you guys think as this always pushes me to write more! <3 Thank you!

Prologue   Chapter 1   Chapter 2   Chapter 3   Chapter 4   Chapter 5

Chapter 6   Chapter 7   Chapter 8   Chapter 9   Chapter 10

Chapter 11   Chapter 12   Chapter 13   Chapter 14   Chapter 15

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Together (Bucky Barnes x Reader) Part Four.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six | Part Seven 
Together (Bucky Barnes x Reader) Part Four.
Warnings: Blood, Language
You and Bucky get in a sticky situation.

With a pained groan you felt a throb in your side. You reached to clutch it but a hand stopped yours.

“Just hang in there, they should be here any minute,” A gruff voice told you. 

You peeked one of yours eyes open and saw Barnes with a knife in his hand, gripping it tight. You closed your eyes again and gently felt your side, feeling that it was clothed. But not in the janitor’s coveralls, it felt like the thermal suit. 

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mile high club pt. 1
Imagine… You and Harry were currently on a plane, heading back home to Holmes Chapel. He was passed out on your shoulder while you were catching up on some reading. You felt a small pool of drool forming on your sweatshirt and as much as it disgusted you, you couldn’t help but smile at how serene and beautiful your boyfriend looked at the moment. Harry had been pretty handsy lately and although you had nothing to be complaining about, it felt so nice to have some peace and quiet without being interrupted by a horny Harry. You were so wrapped up in your novel that you put off going to the restroom multiple times but you couldn’t hold it any longer. You tried sliding out from under Harry’s head but he immediately lifted his mop of lengthy curls and grabbed your hand. “What’s wrong? Are you okay?” His voice was shaky and his forehead was dripping in sweat. You knew he must have had a nightmare so you buried your head into his chest while holding his hands to your heart. “I’m right here baby. You’re okay, everything is fine. I just wanted to go to the bathroom.” He nodded tiredly before pulling out his phone from his pocket.  You had just began to wash your hands when you heard a knock at the door.  "Just a second.“ You yelled out.  A deep and familiar voice replied back "Hey, it’s me.” “Harry?” “Yeah let me in.” You opened the door and Harry rushed in quickly closing the door behind him.  “Did you need to pee that badly?” You giggled.  “Shut up. I want you now.” Harry demanded before pushing you against the bathroom wall. His eyes grew wide with lust and his breath was jagged. You could feel him getting hard against your leg.  “Harry. No. Not here.” You weakly protested. He had already began to kiss and suck at your neck and you were sure he would leave marks, he always did.  “I need you.” He whispered, sending a chill down your spine.  “Now.” He growled before yanking your pants down and quickly slipping a finger into you.  “You’re always so wet for me baby.” He hummed in your year. You tugged at his hair, making him wince in both pain and pleasure. You were getting hotter by the second until you realized where you were and what you were doing.  You quickly pushed him off making him stumble, and bump into the toilet. The bathroom was small enough and having 2 people in there made it almost impossible to move. You wanted to stop, but the look on his face was making him irresistible.  “Listen. If we’re going to do this we have to make it quick. No teasing. No foreplay. Got it.” You quickly whispered so that no one could here you.  Harry smirked, licking his lips staring your down, not saying a word.  “Got it?” You repeated.  Harry nodded, unzipping his pants at the same time, his gaze never leaving yours. He quickly lifted you up making you hit your head on the ceiling.  “Sorry” he apologized trying to hold back a laugh.  “Ow. ” You chuckled. “Sorry, sorry.” He repeated.  You adjusted yourself so that Harry had perfect access.  “Ouch!” Harry winced.  “What?” “The sink is stabbing me in the back.” He turned you two around so that his back was against the wall and yours was against the sink.  “Well now it’s stabbing me.” You protested.  “Okay why don’t we just sit on the floor and you’re on top.” Harry suggested.  “Okay.” You agreed.  Harry crouched down and sat down almost tripping you in the process. Once he was situated you moved to sit on him.  “Move your leg.” You demanded.  “If you would move your arm, I could move my leg.” Harry argued. “Ugh fine.” You stood up again and tried sitting back down  “Ah!” Harry yelled out hysterically laughing.  “What?” You asked, laughing yourself.  “I hit my funny bone.” Harry whined, still laughing.  “This is not as hot as it started out to be.” You confessed.  “Yeah. I don’t know how people can do this.” He whined in agreement.  You two sat there, half naked and defeated.  “Maybe we should leave the sex for the bedroom.” He chuckled.  “Or at least bigger bathrooms.” You added.  “It was worth a try.” He shrugged.  You two helped each other up and looked in the mirror to see the damage you had done to each other. Harry’s hair was twisted up on one side and his shirt half off and his pants still unzipped. Your neat ponytail was now falling out and your pants were half down, with your underwear pushed to one side. You two burst out laughing unable to process how you got into such a mess in the first place.  “Well this is by far the worst idea I’ve ever had.” Harry confessed before fixing his hair.  “Never again?” Harry asked, fixing his shirt.  “Never again.” You agreed, pulling up your jeans. “For now.”
Kiss

You’ve always preferred playing ball games rather than Barbie dolls, wearing shorts and jeans rather than skirts and dresses. You would also rather lounge around at home, playing video games rather than going shopping with your girlfriends — which is, probably the reason why you have more guy friends than girl friends.

But that didn’t bother you at all. That is, until today.

“Stupid Park Chanyeol!” You muttered under your breath, as you folded your arms in extreme annoyance. “Stupid stupid stupid stu—”

“I heard that.” Chanyeol’s deep voice sounded, his hands placed behind his head as he walked towards you leisurely. “And stop hanging yourself upside down from the monkey bar! You’re wearing a skirt and you might injured yourself for goodness sake!“ 

You rolled your eyes at him, still annoyed by what he called you earlier on, which, kind of made you the laughing stock of your clique.

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