you just rescued a puppy

BtVS meme; Faith edition
  • "Seriously man, did you miss the invention of the bath?"
  • "Dude! You just rescued a puppy."
  • "Break me off a switch, son. There's about to be a whoopin'."
  • "You kiss your mama with that mouth?"
  • "What? Don't tell me little Miss Tightly Wound's been getting her naughty on?"
  • "Never was much for the good book."
  • "Hey, as long as you don't go scratching at me or humpin' my leg, we're five by five."
  • "Did I just hear a threat?"
  • "You can mind your own business. I'm the only one who can handle this."
  • "You don't know me and I don't know you! You have no idea what I've been through! I can take care of this on my own!"
  • "You can't trust guys."
  • "Yeah, well you can't trust people. I should've learned that by now."
  • "The road to redemption is a rocky path."
  • "It was touch-and-go for those four minutes you left me alone but somehow I got through it."
  • "You're gonna love it. It's just like fun, only boring."
  • "If you're not enjoying it, you're doing something wrong."
  • "Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed."
  • "Uh, first word, jail; second word, bait."
  • "Look, I'm sorry if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I was just trying to, you know, blow you off."
  • "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient."
  • "Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."
  • "It's not cynical, I mean, it's realistic. Every guy - from Manimal right down to Mr. I-Loved-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act - they're all still just in it for the chase."

Can you do “Please, put it DOWN” and “you can trust me” ❤️❤️ thank you!!!

“Please, put it down.” You said to J.

He was standing on the edge of the balcony, holding the puppy you had just rescued. He had become increasingly jealous of it ever, since you brought it home. He had threatened that he would get rid of it if you weren’t on you best behavior. And you had just denied him sex, telling him you weren’t in the mood. He did not take that well. So here you were, bargaining with J.

You would have laughed at the sight of him. Holding the puppy over the edge like it was lion king but this was no laughing matter.

“J please. It’s not funny.” Tears were forming in your Y/EC eyes.

“I dunno… I think it’s pretty funny!” He said with a mad laugh. Visibly loosening his grip on the little dog.

“J, NO!” You screamed, but he wasn’t listening.

“I’ll have sex with you!” You blurted out, willing to do anything to save your puppy.

“Now were talking! HAHA!” He said jumping off the balcony edge.

“Don’t worry, you can trust me pupper!” He said while patting it on his head before returning him to your awaiting arms.

“Now, what were you sayin?” He purred.

“Nothing.” You said walking into the house and locking the door behind you.

J glared at you through the glass door, while giggling the nob. You blew him as kiss as you turned on your heels. Going to fetch your puppy a well deserved treat.