you just don't understand my genius

experiencedamateur  asked:

Hey, Wil. So I've always been a huge fan of TOS but just recently I've been convinced to start watching the first episodes of TNG, and I'm really enjoying it. So here's my question: Is there a specific reason you've ever heard why some people don't seem to like Wesley? Because from what I can tell he's like a freaking awesome boy genius and he and Data are proving to be two of my favorite characters of all time. Right up there with Spock and McCoy. So I'm not really understanding the hate.

For the most part, Wesley was an objectively badly written character. If you were a kid in 1988, you probably didn’t notice, and were likely just happy to have a representative in a science fiction show.

I’m really glad to know that you’re enjoying the show.

Lilo and Stitch {Sentence Starters}
  • "No more caffeine for you."
  • "This is my family. I found it, all on my own."
  • "Oh, you are such a pain!"
  • "'Ohana' means 'family'. 'Family' means no one gets left behind. Or forgotten."
  • "You sure it's a dog?"
  • "You know, you wreck everything you touch."
  • "I'm sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face."
  • "YOU! You're the cause of all this!"
  • "Don't leave me, okay?"
  • "You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!"
  • "Did you catch fire again?"
  • "Give us a sign you understand any of this."
  • "She likes your butt and fancy hair."
  • "Leave my mother out of this!"
  • "Does this look infected to you?"
  • "You are so finished when I get in there!"
  • "I remember everyone that leaves."
  • "You can never belong."
  • "Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?"
  • "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!"
  • "Leave me alone to diiiiie."
  • "I prefer to be called 'Evil Genius'."
  • "I need someone to be my friend."
  • "This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size."
  • "We're a broken family, aren't we?"
  • "My friends need to be punished."
Sentences to describe Harry Potter next gen
  • Roxanne Weasley : Yup I see dead people. So do you, idiot.
  • Fred Weasley II : I am my uncle Fred. Without a twin. Okay there's James. But he's my cousin not my twin... Wait maybe he is.
  • Molly Weasley II : I am so tired of your shit...
  • Lucy Weasley : I am calm. IF YOU TOUCH ONE OF HER FUCKING HAIR I KILL YOU OKAY ?! Yes I am calm.
  • Teddy Lupin : What the fuck am I doing in this family?
  • Victoire Weasley : I am an angel but if you touch one of my friends I'll kill you.
  • Dominique Weasley : Je vous emmerde tous autant que vous êtes.
  • Louis Weasley : My family is crazy.
  • James Potter II : Did you know the marauders? Well I am worst than them.
  • Albus Potter : WHY ARE MY BESTFRIENDS SO DAMN STUPID?! ... Oh and I'm nice by the way.
  • Lily Potter II : I SHIP IT OKAAAAY?!
  • Rose Weasley : Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. Especially you Malfoy.
  • Hugo Weasley : I'm sorry about what my sister said about you but she's a little right.
  • Scorpius Malfoy : I love Rose... I MEAN! Flowers! Roses! The flowers... Fuck.
  • Lorcan Scamander : I don't know who I am anymore because my twin is a fucking idiot.
  • Lysander Scamander : I am not a genius. You're just too stupid to understand what I say.
  • Alice Longbottom II: Everyone say I'm nice. Well never make me angry if you don't want me to become your worst fear.
  • Augusta Longbottom : Just leave me alone...

the royal family of Sturmhalten is so littered with classic fairy tale motifs though, and I mean the old ones where people die:

  • everything starts to go truly wrong for Agatha at Sturmhalten when she reveals her true name. everyone knows you aren’t supposed to do that with faeries, ever.
  • also she accepted food and drink
  • thus they could keep her
  • one version of changeling legends has the human child replaced with a doll enchanted to act like the lost son or daughter
  • Anevka- freeze.” (you can say built to respond to vocal commands, but I can say True Name magic and see: my first point)
  • the whole introduction to the Palace and Tarvek and Anevka is just so glamourous, in every sense of the word. glamorous and fantastic and…terrific (glamour, fantasy, terror.)
  • edit; how did I POSSIBLY leave off the tendency towards deception and lies with technical truth, not to mention storytelling? Agatha’s first experience with them is literally in the theater, which is all of the above
The sixty-second His Last Vow
  • John: Marriage has not solved all my problems
  • Sherlock: Running away has not solved all my problems
  • Mary: Hating you both
  • Janine: Hi
  • John:
  • John:
  • John:
  • John: What
  • Sherlock: Ha ha
  • John: Imma kill you so hard
  • Magnussen: Can open fluids everywhere
  • Everyone: Ew
  • Sherlock: Janine ilu marry me
  • John: WHAT
  • Sherlock: jk
  • John: WEIRDO
  • Sherlock: Mary?
  • Mary: Imma kill you so hard
  • Mary: [kills Sherlock so hard]
  • Sherlock: Ow
  • Jim: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Sherlock: Maybe I should have gone out with you after all
  • Jim: Mary's gonna kill John so hard
  • Sherlock: Fuck
  • Sherlock: Not dead
  • Mary: Imma kill you so hard again
  • Sherlock: Running away will solve all my problems
  • John: I don't understand
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • Sherlock: Mary
  • Mary: Sherlock
  • Sherlock: Not Mary
  • Mary: Imma kill you so hard again again
  • John: Mary
  • Mary: JOHN
  • Mary: wtf did I just do oh fuck
  • John: MARY
  • Sherlock: John
  • John: Sherlock
  • Sherlock: Mary?
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • John: Mary?
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • Sherlock: Mary
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: ...killed me so hard only she didn't kill me so hard
  • Mary: Yes good
  • John: Imma kill you both so hard
  • Sherlock: Ow
  • Mummy Holmes: Mike
  • Mycroft: No
  • Mr. Holmes: My wife is a genius and really fucking hot all the time
  • Mary: Ha ha
  • Mr. Holmes: But I'm normal and so are you
  • Mary: La la la la la
  • John: Mary
  • Mary: John
  • John: Marriage will solve all my problems
  • Mary: Yes good
  • Sherlock: Marriage will solve all their problems
  • Sherlock: Magnussen you lose
  • Magnussen: No YOU lose
  • Magnussen: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY
  • Sherlock: Imma kill you so hard
  • Sherlock: [kills Magnussen so hard]
  • John: wtf did you just do oh fuck
  • Sherlock: wtf did I just do oh fuck
  • Mycroft: Running away will solve all your problems
  • Sherlock: where's John
  • Mycroft: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY
  • Sherlock: John
  • John: Sherlock
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • Everyone: OMG JUST KISS ALREADY ASEDGSHSFDJKSDFKDL
  • Sherlock: John
  • John: What
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock: jk
  • John: Sherlock
  • Sherlock: What
  • John:
  • John: jk
  • Sherlock: Running away will solve all my problems
  • John: Marriage will solve all my problems
  • Mary: Yes good
  • THE END
  • Jim: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Jim: I WILL SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS
  • Everyone: wtf did you just do oh fuck

“Don’t put yourself under a sleeping curse babe, I’m not going to go back to the light just to wake you up (which I’d have to do because apparently it’s not True Love otherwise because you don’t love me as I am). I’m not giving up my favourite thing just to save you, pfft, what a ridiculous notion”

"I know, I’m not planning to have you wake me, what a ridiculous notion indeed. No no, my dad will wake me up, you know, the dude who made me marry a guy who betrayed me and had me kidnapped and was going to make me forget who I was rather than let me make my own choices, this is clearly True Love and will totally work, I am a genius”

“uhm no maybe think about that for a—”

“too late” *prick*

“OH NOOOOO I’m suddenly really concerned again - not concerned enough to wake her up but still - BELLE NO”

WHAT. IS. THIS. SHIP. I. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND.

harlfrancesquinzel  asked:

I JUST SAW THE MOVIE AND HOLY SHIT IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING I LITERALLY CRIED 😭😭😭 Honestly I don't understand the bad reviews like ???? WTF FAM IT WAS LIT !!! and OH MY GOD THE JOKER/HARLEY SCENES I WAS FANGIRLING AND HYPERVENTILATING SO HARD I JUST WANNA SAY : GOD BLESS DAVID AYER HE'S A GENIUS

Yay! I’m really happy you liked it! It’s great that you thought it was awesome so hopefully the general audience shares that feeling as well :)