you just can't remember

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman

Darkiplier: You’ll never escape. Not now, not e-

Me: Can I pet your dog?

Darkiplier: …What?

Me: Can. I. Pet. Your. Dog.

Darkiplier: …Do you know who I am? I can destroy everything you a-

Me: Did I stutter

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A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, the first studio album by band Panic! At the Disco, was released September 27, 2005.

local pigeon steals hearts and $10,000 worth of government information

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time to dance // panic! at the disco

Happy Birthday Iwa-chan~   (ノ≧∀≦)ノ ♪☆゚. 

Having dissociative amnesia is so weird because it’s not like normal forgetting where you’re kind of like “I think this happened but I don’t know the details”, it’s looking back at a period of your life and seeing absolutely nothing. There is nothing TO remember, it’s just like a big black pit where your childhood should be.

The Signs as Welcome to Night Vale Quotes
  • Ares: "There's a monster under your bed. A monster at your window. A monster any place you imagine one. You project your monsters on the world."
  • Taurus: "Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe, no one will."
  • Gemini: "Follow your heart. It's in the Styrofoam cooler in the back of that pickup up ahead. Step on it. You haven't much time."
  • Cancer: "When life seems dangerous and unimaginable, just remember that it is, and that you can't survive forever."
  • Leo: "We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, look down, and forget what you've done."
  • Virgo: "Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you."
  • Libra: "The universe is vast. You are also vast. So is an ant. There are different sizes of infinity."
  • Scorpio: "The quickest way to your heart: Love, passion, sincerity (metaphorical). Sharp things (literal)."
  • Sagittarius: "We understand so much. But the sky beyond those lights--mostly void, partially stars--that sky reminds us we don't understand even more."
  • Capricorn: "The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles into the gentle present."
  • Aquarius: "Fear is consciousness plus life. Regret is an attempt to avoid what has already happened. Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp."
  • Pisces: "There is a thin, semantic line between weird and beautiful, and that line is covered with jellyfish."

(The drawing is transparent!! Please do click on it to see it correctly!)

I love these books so much jfc. I wanted to make something other than the 15 pages worth of sketches I have in my notebook, and so here we go.

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A gathering of Fetts, circa late 2009. Here’s a relevant family tree for this AU. More to come… eventually. Sorry about my handwriting. Edit: Here’s Part 2. 

Bonus:

Ok,but imagine Kylo saying to Rey:

Luke failed you. I won’t.”

and that’s when he reaches for her.

Originally posted by the-doctor-9-10

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Damn, what a Fresh Fox ™

anonymous asked:

"No dude, that's a bike. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Cased closed... this is how your justice ends. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "Why would you need a key? There's a switch just down next to the steering wheel. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "It was fun while it lasted, goodbye. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" "My sole interest is uncovering the truth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" I am having WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS.

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Based on “here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed” by @countingcranes. In which Soldier76 is heavily injured and travels to the past, right to a younger version of Gabriel Reyes, before everything went to shit ;w; go read, it’s heartbreaking and beautiful 

Shiro as a power bottom. Just. Take a moment to think about those powerful thighs straddling his partner, that firm ass squeezing around their cock (or strap on, HECK, no discrimination) as he bounces back and forth. His beautifully built torso is shinning with sweat, the effort hardens his muscles and makes them that much more defined. Mouth slack from pleasure, head tilted back, a steady stream of choked moans and small huffs coming out of his mouth. He’s absolutely breathtaking.

I still can’t believe I was Straight™ for like fourteen years, I look back on it and just ??? How??? Child, did you never see a girl? And nonbinary folks are like legit ethereal deities, how did you survive not knowing you were pansexual how