The party is faced with a chimera after going through long mental puzzles for almost three hours real time.
DM: You’re faced with your final challenge, the Chimera.
Me (Dragonborn Paladin): Finally! Something I can hit with my axe! I’ve had enough of this mental nonsense!
Warlock (to the Druid): Remind me again why she’s captain of a battalion in the military?
Me: *rolls nat 20 to chop off one of the heads*
DM: Are you fucking kidding me?! You just chucked it for half it’s HP!
Druid (to the Warlock): That’s why. She’s really good at hitting things with her axe. Atta girl Captain!