Joseph: donnovan, meet me on my island at 5 o'clock. Pack my battle axe and my poetry and be prepared to abandon your religion
Mat: WHO THE FUCK PUTS SOY IN THEIR COFFEE
Brian: I COLLECT SALMON
Damien: I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN TE A
Craig: running is a fun way to clear up last nights bad choices! I had cheese cake!
robert: i wanna hit you in the face as hard as i can, i dont wanna do that
Hugo: principal morris, one of the second graders is on fire and i dont think he’s gunna make it this time.