you have won this round

BTS reaction to their S/O wanting attention while they are playing videogames

requested by anon

Seokjin

“Babeeeeeeee, I just persuaded them into playing Mario Kart with me. They never play Mario Kart with me!

“Then hurry up and beat them. Make me proud babe. I’ll even give you a kiss.”

“Well, I have no choice now, do I?”

Originally posted by jinful

Yoongi

Yoongi would just stop playing the game and focus on you entirely.

“HA! You lost hyung!”

“I may have lost this round, but I won in life. Heuheuheu, later nerds.”

*Yoongi out*

Originally posted by aestaetically

Namjoon

Namjoon would be so thrown off by the prospect of kisses that he loses the round.

“Hey, I still need that kiss! My self confidence is damaged and it can only be healed by you affection.

“You are ridiculous Namjoon.”

“Is it working?”

Originally posted by marikit257

Hoseok

“I can’t just stop playing right now!”

“Nintendogs isn’t even a real video game! Just put it down for a second and give me a kiss.”

“GASP! The obstacle parkour is no joke!”

Originally posted by hobioppa

Jimin

“Game? What game? You were saying something about kisses?”

“Jimin, the boys are winning.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Kisses?”

#NoShame

Originally posted by chimchams

Taehyung

Tae would be very torn. He really wants to kiss you but he just can’t let kookie win again.

“I’m never going to hear the end of it if he wins now!”

“Well, if you hurry up and beat him you not only get that sweet triumph, you’ll also get a kiss.”

“Prepare to die Kookie.”

Originally posted by bwisou

Jeongguk

Yeah, not happening. Kookie doesn’t even notice you are in the room until the match is over.

“Have you been sprawled over my lap the entire time?”

“I am dating a 12-year-old.”

“No, wait! I won, you have to kiss me!”

Originally posted by jjks

-Krümmel

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Omg, I translated all of this

I just got Rickrolled in binary code

Escape: A Peter/Gamora ficlet

(A/N: Spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1 & 2. Is anyone else dying to know the story of drunken Peter telling Gamora about David Hasselhoff? Here’s my headcanon of how it went.)


“If you like piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiña coladas!”

Gamora lifted her head from the book between her slender fingers and glanced with mild annoyance at the off-key exclamation that had just come from outside of her hotel room door. Her lips threatened to smile, but she refused to, despite being in her room where no one would see it. It was the principle of the thing, after all. She wouldn’t admit even to herself that Peter Jason Quill could be amusing on rare occasions.

“Getting’ caaaaaaught in the rain!” Peter’s voice continued. “If you’re not into yogaaaaaaa! If you have half a brain!”

Gamora snapped the book shut and stood up as she heard a fumbling, scratching sound. She pressed the button to slide the door open and affixed her lovely face into a bemused look. “Peter, what are you doing?”

Peter Quill abruptly stopped his caterwauling and blinked a few times. “Oh. Hey, G’mora. Whatcha doin’ in my room?”

As soon as he spoke, she caught a wave of alcohol fumes. It made sense. They’d just gotten paid for another job and the boys’ idea of celebrating was flying to the nearest habitable planet and getting completely trashed, spending most of their score, and bickering with each other. Baby Groot had curled up on a pillow on Gamora’s sofa, mumbling in his sleep every so often. Judging by his dilated pupils and shaky footing, Peter was all but three sheets to the wind.

“Your room is behind you,” Gamora said patiently. “That’s why the key card didn’t work.”

“Oh, man,” he said, his face falling with actual regret, to her surprise. “M sorry, G’mora, I didn’t mean to wake you up. I’m such a jerk.”

“Usually, yes,” she said frostily. “But not in this case. I wasn’t asleep. I was reading. However, you might want to apologize to the hallway full of guests who had to hear your shrill voice through the walls.”

“You’re so right,” he agreed, and then tilted his head to bellow, “SORRY, EVERYBODY! DIDN’T MEAN TO WAKE YOU UP!”

“SHUT UP!” someone shouted back.

“MY BAD!”

Gamora palmed her face. “Peter. Your room. That way.”

“Right, right, right. Sorry. G’night, G’mora.” He swiveled on his heel and walked up to the door. She watched him try to slide the card in eight times before finally sighing to herself and closing her own door. She snatched it out of his hand and placed it inside the hole. The door whooshed open and Peter stumbled inside, but not before turning and giving her an admittedly adorable smile.

“You’re a life saver, beautiful.”

She shook her head and caught his hand, dragging him towards the bed. “You need sleep or you will be too hungover to fly us out of here in the morning.”

“Well, one thing you’ll find out about me is that I bounce back like that.” He tried to snap his fingers on his free hand. “That. No, that. C’mon. That.”

Gamora sighed. “I will never understand why you find this infuriating state of intoxication so enjoyable.”

“Rocket said I couldn’t out-drink him,” Peter said defensively. “He was wrong. I won.”

“Did you have to buy every round to prove him wrong?”

Peter paused. “Yes.”

“Then no, you didn’t win. Rocket just wanted free drinks.”

Peter scowled. “Little trash panda.”

Gamora again refrained from smiling as she continued pulling the sheets down. She turned and helped him out of his red leather jacket. She felt his gaze on her and ignored it, brushing it off even though she felt her skin warming over her face and neck, over her shoulders, and in the tips of her fingers. Her heart beat mocked her with its accelerated pace. She tried to picture him as a child getting ready for bed, but it didn’t work. He was too close, too warm, and under the scent of alien beer was a rather nice, mild cologne.

He lifted his arms as she pulled off his outer shirt, still strangely silent and watching her fold it and set it on the nearby couch. Finally, when she turned around, he made a move.

He hugged her.

She stiffened, having expected something else. Stranger still, it was completely wonderful. He kept his hands on the small of her back and buried his nose behind her ear and into her dark hair. She hadn’t been held in years. Decades. Not since her parents. Gamora had lovers in the past, but none of them were permitted to touch her that way. This…it was affection, not lust.

And it scared her even more.

“You’re so good to me,” Peter mumbled with a sigh. “I don’t deserve it. I’m sorry.”

She shut her eyes for a second. “Peter…”

“No, really. Thank you, G’mora. I know I get on your nerves all the time. S’ just ‘cause I like you. You’re pretty and smart and so much stronger than me. Dunno how you do it.”

Gently, she settled her hands on his chest and pushed until she could meet his gaze. God, his eyes were all for her, like there was nothing else in the entire cosmos. No one had ever been foolish enough to do such a thing. Maybe that was why he did. Peter Quill defied everything, and her expectations most of all.

Heart in her throat, she smiled weakly. “Guess that’s just how my father raised me.”

She led him over to the bed and pushed him to sit. He obeyed and she knelt, unlacing his boots. “Bet he was a great guy. Probably smart like you too. Y’know, when I was a kid growing up and everybody else had a dad and I didn’t, I used to pretend that he was this famous actor.”

Gamora’s brown eyes widened and flicked up at Peter’s face. She’d never heard him say much about his father since they left Xandar. She’d gently tried to ask about his life before Yondu abducted him, but he wouldn’t talk about it. She licked her lips, unsure of how to proceed. She wanted to know, but she also didn’t want to invade his privacy while he was drunk. Eventually, she softened her voice and kept unlacing his boot.

“What was his name?”

“David Hasselhoff,” Peter slurred. She frowned, unsure if that name was correct or if his drunken state had altered it somewhat. “He was this German icon. He could sing and dance and his biggest success was this TV show with a talking car called Knight Rider. It was the coolest thing I ever saw.”

He fumbled for a second and pulled a slip of paper out of his pants pocket. She took it, examining the square-jawed, fluffy-haired man that he apparently idolized. “Why him?”

Peter shrugged. “He’s the coolest man alive. Who wouldn’t want him for a dad?”

“No,” she said softly, rising and sitting beside him. “Why tell the others it was him? Why not just pretend on your own?”

“I don’t know. Guess I just ran with what my mother used to tell me, that my Dad was perfect and not like all the other people on earth. Hasselhoff sounded like a good option at the time.”

He took the picture back and stuffed it into his pants. Gamora took the plunge. “Do…the others know this about you?”

He shook his head. Her stupid, selfish heart fluttered. “They’d probably laugh at me.”

Without thinking, Gamora reached over and slipped her fingers through his. He looked at her then. “No, they wouldn’t. Out here it’s hard to find family. They’d understand.”

He smiled, running his thumb along her knuckles. It tickled and sent butterflies exploding through her stomach. He leaned in towards her. Her eyes flicked to his lips. They parted as he drifted closer.

He kissed her cheek. “Thanks, G’mora.”

She felt a tug of disappointment at her core. “You’re welcome.”

“Stay with me.”

She blinked at him. “What?”

“Not like that, I mean…stay here tonight. Just tonight.”

“I…” Word clogged her throat and got stuck. She couldn’t look away from that hint of desperation and adoration on his face. Eventually, she just nodded.

He stood, drawing her up by the arm, their hands still connected, and she slid under the covers after kicking off her boots. She curled onto her side as Peter climbed in beside her and settled down, facing her. He smiled again, kissed the back of her hand, and snuggled down in the pillows, his eyes closing.

“Night, G’mora.”

“Good night, Peter.”

Slowly, she let her eyes drift closed.

And she never slept better.

FIN


I just have a lot of feelings about this ship, okay?!

 a series of unfortunate events,
 book the second: the reptile room.

  • i’m sorry if you’re uncomfortable. 
  • after living so long in the city, i think you will find the countryside to be a pleasant change. 
  • he has travelled a great deal, so he has plenty of stories to tell. 
  • i’ve heard his house is filled with things he’s brought from all the places he’s been.
  • i’m sure he’s very sensitive about that, so don’t ridicule him. 
  • this is really perfect timing! i just finished making a coconut cream cake!
  • questions show an inquisitive mind. 
  • that is interesting. very interesting. but isn’t it dangerous?
  • i will be glad to have your help.
  • well, we’d better get started. 
  • no time like the present, i always say. 
  • he doesn’t seem intimidating at all. 
  • i’m so excited to have you here with me, you’re lucky i’m not speaking gibberish. 
  • i hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. 
  • this is an amazing place. 
  • because i discovered it, i got to name it.
  • you must be very frightened. 
  • it’s a misnomer. 
  • my god! it’s escaped! 
  • won’t that be hysterical? 
  • are there any snakes in this room that are dangerous?
  • i have a whole cabinet of venom samples from every poisonous snake known to people. 
  • what does ‘giddy’ mean?
  • i wish we still lived in our real home. 
  • they wouldn’t want us to be miserable. 
  • i’m not going to give you a tip because you talk too much. not everybody wants to hear about your new baby, you know. 
  • we will certainly not help you with your luggage because we will not let you in this house. 
  • we are not midgets, we are children. 
  • you are still the same despicable person and we will not let you in this house. 
  • i don’t know what you’re talking about. 
  • if i got angry, who knows what i would do?
  • we’ll have lots of time to get to know one another later. 
  • you obviously haven’t changed a bit. 
  • it is clear to me that you are as stubborn as ever. 
  • you wouldn’t dare. 
  • let’s not discuss what i would or would not dare to do.
  • i think we should run away. 
  • we haven’t any money.
  • i hate losing my train of thought.
  • i suppose we have to go in now. 
  • i don’t mean to be vainglorious. 
  • when people are jealous, they will do anything. they will do crazy things.
  • i’m afraid i don’t quite follow you. 
  • this sort of behaviour is indeed as dastardly as that terrible man’s. 
  • it’s a good thing it didn’t land on my head, or it really could have done some damage. 
  • we’ll find a place for it where it’s safe. 
  • you’ve always been clever. a little too clever for my taste, but you won’t be around for long, so i’m not troubled by it. 
  • you’re not very clever yourself.
  • if i wanted to harm you, your blood would already be pouring down these stairs like a waterfall. 
  • you needn’t be afraid of me, until we find ourselves in a location where crimes are more difficult to trace.
  • even the best plans can change if there’s an accident.
  • accidents happen all the time.
  • last night i felt as if i were in a jail cell, worrying all by myself.
  • what a terrible accident has happened here.
  • stop it! don’t talk like that! 
  • we’re not going anywhere with you. 
  • i am so tired of having to explain everything to you. you’re supposed to be so very smart, and yet you always seem to forget about this! 
  • this is my knife. it is very sharp and very eager to hurt you – almost as eager as i am. 
  • if you don’t do what i say, you will suffer bodily harm.
  • luckily, it looks like nobody was hurt. 
  • i’m sorry to tell you there’s been a horrible accident. 
  • try to understand. there’s been a serious accident. 
  • would you mind showing me your ankle? 
  • i believe that speed is of the essence in an emergency, don’t you?
  • why did you say 'murder’? 
  • terrible accidents, i have found, are often odd. 
  • if it wasn’t an accident, then someone would have had to do this on purpose.
  • we know the truth, but in order to convince the adults, we have to find evidence and proof of his plan. 
  • it’ll be perfectly safe.
  • that scream is absolutely fake. 
  • you were lying! and you are lying now! 
  • you’re nothing but a liar and a murderer!
  • nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things. 
  • she is a nice girl, and she knows how to do all sorts of things. 
  • we weren’t suspicious! if someone is suspicious, it means they’re not sure! 
  • i would have had nothing to gain from his death. 
  • if you are really who they say you are, the germs are the least of your problems. 
  • i am most definitely shocked. 
  • that’s nothing compared to what i will do to you. you have won this round, but i will return for your fortune and for your precious skin. 
  • this is not a game, you horrible man.
  • dominos is a game. water polo is a game. murder is a crime, and you will go to jail for it.
  • i can’t let you run out after two dangerous criminals. 
  • i am responsible for the safety of you and i will not have any harm come to you. 
  • a grown man does not get involved in a car chase.
  • he was a brilliant man and we will always remember him as such. 
  • it’s nice you feel that way. 
  • you’re brilliant.

Alright alright! This was quite possibly the hardest thing I have written so far, I know that some of it isn’t realistic so please, spare me in your replies. 

This was the ficlet/fic idea I had about Lucien schooling the judges at a competition. 

I think it makes sense that Lucien would know about the topic I chose, because his dad is a technology and Victorian buff and Lucien was kind of interested in that one lecture so, yeah. here you go. 

—–

When Damien’s phone rang, displaying a picture of Hugo, he sighed and already started formulating a scenario that’s landed Lucien in detention or suspension again. Honestly the boy did all he could do in the three years he’s spent in high school, but he was creative and that was what scared Damien the most. Taking a deep breath, he answered it.

“What did he do now?”

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{Monsta X Reaction/Scenario} to giving you a forehead flick because you lost a game

 Scene: It’s game night at your flat and like always it’s super intense. You and your S/O have been playing things like UNO, Jenga, and the biggest relationship ruiner: Monopoly. It really wasn’t your night tonight, having lost most the games, but you were determined to win one. Challenging each other in one last game of Mortal Kombat. It was a close game, each of you having won one round each; but this game meant everything. However, no amount of wishing was going to work and you still lost. As your boyfriend cheers obnoxiously because he’s won yet another game, you just sink back into the couch, dropping the controller in defeat. Sensing your sour feelings, your S/O flicks your forehead in hopes that it would lighten the mood. But it had the opposite effect.

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Jimmy Vesey - I want you

Originally posted by kevinhayes

“could i please request a smut for jimmy vesey from the new york rangers? one after they win the first series in the playoffs against the habs and he comes home to nyc (where you’re a nyu student) and you guys go out to celebrating and you spend the night at his for the first time. He’s just such a big teddy bear in a tough boston boys body tbh” @gpuck2k16

word count:1800

warnings: Drinking. smut.



It was spring break for NYU, the New York Rangers have just won their first round of playoffs, and you were going to finally be able to spend some time with your (always busy) hockey boyfriend. The excitement you were feeling from getting to spend the next few days with Jimmy Vesey was more than you’ve felt in a long time. He has been working so hard this season and to see it all pay off in the playoffs so far meant everything to you.
Your phone screen lit up as you were laying down in your dorm room.

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Jongup and Junhong Reaction to You Falling Asleep on His Shoulders

Part of Falling Asleep on His Shoulder

Part I, Part II, Part III

Honestly, I love doing B.A.P and Monsta X requests the most {my two favorite guy groups}! Thanks for the request~~!!

xoxo

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Rude Boy Jongup | Dick Pics

prompt: send you dick pics while you at work
fandom
: b.a.p
member/member: jongup, female
genre/warning(s): smut,  crack!fic
length: 2K+
summary
: In which Jonguppie is a rude boy  and it’s fucking hotter than it should be
series

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Temptation Flourishes

1795 Words. It got away from me, but I am more than pleased with it. I am giving a mild warning. This is slightly Dom/Sub sex/Virgin sex. It’s Cullen’s first time, in the Circle and he is 18 so is his partner to clarify. So if that offends, I apologize but I stand by my piece. Put under cut for length and the NSFW stuff. Last post of the day for Templar Cullen. Hope you enjoyed!!! See you tomorrow ;)

Anoria moved her pawn two spaces forward as she crossed her legs and leaned back in the wooden chair, “I wonder how you will attempt to best me this time, Rutherford,” she sneered as she flicked a long section of auburn locks over her shoulder.

Feeling the heat paint his cheeks he tried to focus on the board. After all he had been the one to invite to her to play this evening. Wesley had been kind enough to leave them the room for the evening. He had chuckled as he elbowed Cullen in the ribs before winking and strutting out the door. The memory drifted into his mind. Mentally shaking off the image he moved to match her pawn, “I intend to win this round. If you do not cheat,” he smirked as he watched her posture change.

“Cheat? My dear Rutherford, why would I need to cheat?” Selecting her knight, she moved him out from behind the line of pawns. “I best you in nearly everything, this should be no different.”

Trying to see the move he analyzed the board. If she wasn’t going to cheat she had several moves to make. He would need to see a few more moves before he could correctly plot his appropriate response. Opting the safest route, he moved a pawn forward to back the first, “I allow you to win. That is the difference.”

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Selena/Serra C-S support

Written by  supportive-bird


C SUPPORT

Serra: Mm, la la la…

Serra: Who’s the best? Me! Haha, oh, how I love it when everyone’s eyes are on me.

Serra: Yeesh…truly, everyone’s eyes are on me. I can’t help but feel a sudden… draft in the room.

Serra: And my hair is standing on end… what could it– AHH!

[Selena appears.]

Selena: …

Serra: GET AWAY FROM ME, FOUL BEAST! WHAT MANNER OF–

Selena: Would you shut your trap for one second?!

Serra: Excuse me?!

Serra: Oh, it’s just you. No wonder there was such a disturbance in the air, you were glaring daggers into my perfect back!

Selena: Gods, how self-important can you–?!

Selena: Ugh, nevermind. Would you just stop “singing”? Your voice is grating.

Serra: Grating…? I-I mean, you’re one to talk! At least when I sing, it’s melodious and positive!

Serra: You just yell at people. My voice is a blessing, Ask anyone!

Selena: Fine. HEY, EVERYONE! raise your hand if you want Miss Princess’s racket to end!

Serra: Hey! S-stop it! Put those hands back down!

Selena: Looks like everyone agrees that you should shut up for once. That, or continue your reign of terror alone.

[Selena leaves.]

Serra: Alone?! With no one watching me?! Gah. You may have won this round, Beast, but this isn’t over!

[Selena and Serra have reached support rank C.]


B SUPPORT

Selena: …

Selena: OW!

Selena: Ow, ow, ow, you stupid rock! What do you think you’re doing, sitting in the middle of the road for people to stub their toes on?!

Selena: HYAAH!

[Cut to Serra, alone.]

Serra: And that’s all the reasons why you should treat me with the utmost respect! Now, we can go over them again, but– OW!

[Selena appears.]

Selena: Ahh, Serra! Gods, are you okay? Let me, uh, help you up…

Serra: Ouch…what…what were you… THINKING?! Why would you hit me with a ROCK?! The back of my precious, noble head is bruised!

Selena: Okay, first of all, I didn’t mean to hit you in the head when I kicked the pebble!

Selena: Second of all… don’t worse injuries happen to us all in battle? And… aren’t you a Cleric?

Serra: Pfft! Clerics can’t heal themselves, silly girl.

Serra: And believe me, if I could get the Summoner to stop putting me in harms way, I would.

Selena: Gods, if you’re going to keep being rude, I’ll just forget about helping you and leave.

Serra: W-wait, no! You have to make it up to me!

Selena: Let go of my arm!

Serra: You can’t leave meee!

Selena: You’re making a scene! F-fine, just tell me what you want from me!

Serra: Yes, victory! Hmm… normally, I’d demand she follow me around all day, protecting me and waiting on me, hand and foot…

Serra: But then again… Selena’s so infuriating to be around.

Selena: I’m standing right here, you know!

Serra: Okay, just come with me and I’ll think of something!

Selena: This is gonna be a long day…

[Selena and Serra have reached support rank B.]


A SUPPORT

Selena: Hah! Okay, Miss Princess, If you really want my honest opinion.

Selena: The color is all wrong, and I don’t get the fit of your dress… but the scarf? Adorable.

Serra: Hehe, even if you know nothing about stylish colors, there is always one universal trend that we can both agree on…

Selena: Pigtails!

Serra: Yes! They will never go out of style!

Selena: Heh, I never would’ve thought we could get along… but spending the day with you, I’ve realized that we’re a lot alike.

Selena: I mean, who would have expected it, when you’re so frilly and vain, and I’m so not!

Serra: The fact that you think of that as a compliment is abhorrent!

Selena: Pfft.

Selena: …Hey, Serra? I’m sorry about how rude I was to you when we met. it was just that I… really hate people who act like they’re better than everyone.

Serra: don’t you act the same?!

Selena: Wha– no! I mean…okay, that’s not the point. I sorta grew up in the shadow of someone really… perfect. So, I always try to knock people off their high-horses, y’know? …Level the playing field.

Serra: Oh…I can, um, relate to that. I didn’t exactly get… attention or care, as a child. But I deserve it, I know I do!

Serra: And, I know you do too! Just to a lesser extent.  

Selena: Ugh, neither of us got what we deserved, and that messed us up, but… we got to meet each other in this world, so even if you’re super terrible and annoying, I’ll be your friend, and I’ll be annoying with you.

Serra: Oh… me too, Selena, my atrocious comrade! And, I don’t say this to most people, but… thank you, friend.

Selena: Are you crying?!

Serra: *Sniff* N-NO!

[Selena and Serra have reached support rank A.]


S SUPPORT

Serra: Oh, and did you see what Virion was wearing? Hah, I’d expect better than a bib from nobility such as us!

Serra: … Selena?

Serra: SELENA!

Selena: What?

Serra: You’ve been getting distracted like this all day! Even I’M starting to get worried…

Selena: Heh, sorry, it’s nothing.

Serra: Liar!

Selena: Okaaay, fine. I’m just distracted by your voice.

Serra: Oh… I-I’ll stop talking so much.

Selena *blushing*: Wait, no! That’s not what I meant! And I’m…I’m sorry for saying that when we met. I really love your voice, I think it’s adorable!

Serra *blushing*: Oh! Ah, erm, well, naturally.

Selena: And I love hearing you laugh about stuff, and the way you flourish everything, and how you’re always nice to me in your own ways… your own infuriating ways.

Serra: Hehe….

Serra: You know, Selena, you’re very important to me, too. You accept me, so completely, it’s…!

It’s really nice. I love the fire you have in battle, and somehow, I don’t mind all the trouble and walking it takes to heal you… I’d always heal /you/. I’m really glad we get to talk.

Selena *smiling*: …

Serra *smiling*: …

Selena: Sooo… we can, like, go out now, right?

Serra: Right! I love you, my atrocious and brilliant girlfriend!

Selena: Mm, it’s kinda funny… out of all the worlds I’ve been through, all the people I’ve met… I think you’re the one I adore the most.

Serra: What was that?

Selena: Oh, it’s nothing– I just love you, too.

[Selena and Serra have reached support rank S.]

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So, I was curious about what would happen and this went in an unexpected direction

CONGRATULATIONS @official-mounds, you have won this round of brandom hunger games


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It’s amazing

I had enough energy while recording to dance at every dance break

And yet I get tired walking from fridge to the table

Hmm

Oh right, follow rachie’s channel here! >> https://soundcloud.com/splendiferachie

—rachie & Juby’s lyrics—

Breaking all the right rules, meter programming tools
“I like you…or not” do you take me for a fool?
Want bolts? Or nuts? They’re all so BAD
Ready, locking on you - target practice in view

Shot an arrow through my heart,
guess you caught me off guard
With my looks and my charms,
I’ll finish what you start
Only you can make me sick,
so lemme give you this verse KICK
Hey, look over here and give us a kiss!

With those lying lips, come and tell me this:
How much more will you try to fool me like this, baby?
You’re the only one that I’ll ever need
Hey, can I have you everyday?
Don’t go away!

Love is a battle, won in rounds, so
If you lie and tend to show off, be prepared to fall down
You’re turning to me with that unusual face
Like “Yeah yeah” “C’mon! Listen to me!”

But I never really hated all the faces you make
And because you’re always one step further,
I can’t keep with your pace
I can’t say a thing! No no, not a thing!
I’m pretending to be angry but you’re not listening

Want me more than anything tonight,
More more, better hold on tight
(Love me Love me Love me Do!)
(Give me Give me Give me Hug!)

Think of me more than anyone tonight
Wanna wanna keep you up all night
(Love me Love me Love me Do!)
(Gimme Gimme Gimme Hug!)

Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
Fast love like this beating
Go at it ‘til I stop breathing

Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimme Gimme
Break us down with the beat until we get
KNOCKED DOWN!

Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
Hard love and you’re leading
Need that “mouth to mouth” to keep breathing

Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimme Gimme
Break us down with the beat until we get
KNOCKED DOWN!

Leading me away with your every word
But can you hear me calling out for you baby?
I know you’re acting on impulse, and it should be enough
But what I wanted from tonight was to be filled with your ‘love’

What’s the point in all of this pretending?
I’m sure you’ve figured out the truth by now, my darling
Enthalpy abandoned “WHY?” I don’t know why
I just wanted you to be the one who’d stay with me…

Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
Fast love like this beating
Go at it ‘til I stop breathing

Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimme Gimme
Break us down with the beat until we get
KNOCKED DOWN!

Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
Hard love and you’re leading
Need that “mouth to mouth” to keep breathing

Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimme Gimme
Break us down with the beat until we get
KNOCKED DOWN!

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Phan: We get at least one video a week!
Troyler: But we only get four to ten videos a year *pout*. And three quarters of them are live streams *cries*.

Phan: They live together!
Troyler: Sometimes they’re in the same country!

Phan: They’re with each other every second of the day and can’t stay apart!
Troyler: They text and Skype.

Phan: They gaze into each other’s eyes all the time!
Troyler: They have kissed, twice.
Phan: You have won this round troyler.

160313 VIXX Leo beat-boxing cut on King of Masked Singer (ver. 2)

As promised, here is the encore performance of beat-box genius, Jung Heung Bu! lol

Once the mask is off, he returns to being the shy hamster kitty who lives a double life as a head fairy haha nonetheless, I admire how he managed to pull off a request by the panel despite him dreading to do it without the mask on. If this happened during VIXX’ earlier years, I’m sure as hell he won’t repeat it lol

Can I also bask in his beautiful laughter and smile? Huhuhu I’m so happy to see him not so shy in front of cameras anymore because it shows a positive change from when they started :’)

Again, well done, Taekwoon!! You may not have won the round but seeing you enjoy yourself and share a new side of you is just so amazing and is definitely more than enough. Thank you for making us smile~ ^^

In case you haven’t seen it yet, HERE is the masked/ver.1 of his beat-boxing :)

anonymous asked:

25 with Chris pls!

Dubsmash was the newest trend. Or, really, it was Hayley Atwell’s newest trend. You and the rest of the Civil War cast would crowd around your phone whenever she had posted a new one to her Twitter, and you all would share a laugh. It’s become Chris’s personal mission to find a way to one-up her, and he gets the idea when he, or Steve, has to lift you up onto a platform.

“You’re so small.” Chris says after one of the Russos calls a cut.

You laugh, “Welcome to the party, Evans. Glad you could notice.”

“No, no, no, I didn’t mean it like that.” Chris laughs, “I was just stating it as a fact. It means we can do something.”

“Do what?”

“Have you ever seen Dirty Dancing?


You were standing across the room from Chris. It was the end of filming for that day, and he had figured out all that he needed to in order to carry out his plan.

Sebastian and Anthony were standing next to each other, holding yours and Chris’s respective phones to film the attempt. You grinned across the room to your costar.

“I don’t know if I’ll be able to do this more than once, Evans.”

“Then you’ll have to make it in one take, babe.” Chris laughs before wiggling his fingers at you. “I’ll do my part if you do yours.”

“C'mon, guys, I’m hungry. We gotta do this.” Anthony whines, and Sebastian shoulders him a bit, chuckling.

“Alright, guys, let’s do it.” Chris cracks his knuckles, clearing his throat a bit. “You ready?” He asks, looking at you with a grin on his face.

You nod, taking a deep breath. “Absolutely. Just don’t forget to mouth the words.” You smile, and Chris returns it. He then nods to his two male costars, and they begin the music as they record.

Instantly, once the music begins, Chris walks towards you. You’re both mouthing the words to the song.

Chris: “You’re the one thing -”

You: “I can’t get enough of.”

Chris: “So I’ll tell you something -”

Both: “This could be love.”

You ran at Chris who crouched slightly. His hands go to your waist, and he lifts you up easily as you both continuing mouthing the words. Your hands go out to the sides, and you smile at Chris as you both continue.

“Cause I’ve had the time of my life. / Oh, I’ve never felt this way before. / Yes, I swear, this is true, / and I owe it all to you.”

The music stops, and then Anthony and Sebastian begin to clap, laughing. You laugh as Chris sets you back down.

“We did it! One take!” Chris exclaims, pulling you into a hug.

“One take!” You celebrate, wrapping your arms around him as well. Anthony and Sebastian are already bending their heads over Chris’s phone, laughing as they watch the clip. You and Chris walk towards them, watching it alongside them as you both keep an arm around one another.

Sebastian hands Chris back his phone. “That’s absolutely perfect, man.”

Chris nods, smiling as he clicks to share it to Twitter.

@ChrisEvans: Not saying that we beat @HayleyAtwell but @Y/T/N and I beat Hayley Atwell.

The video immediately picks up buzz. Fans favorite and share it, going absolutely nuts. The media picks it up and begins the rumors that you and Chris are dating (“Well, they aren’t wrong”). And then, Hayley gets ahold of the video.

@HayleyAtwell: @ChrisEvans @Y/T/N You two have won this round, but I’ll win the war.