we get along, really.
Entering a small town. I (wizard) keep track of our party funds.
Barbarian: Hey maybe I can even get laid here.
Me: We don’t have money to waste on brothels.
Barbarian: *wink wonk* Not if I charm them to give me a free experience.
Me: And we most definitely do NOT have money to waste on your jail-bail if you get reported for harassment.
Barbarian: WHAT! How can we be so poor we can’t even afford me?!
Paladin: We’re millennial adventurers remember?
[DM looks up from behind her screen to nod grudgingly at us]