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The Olympic Dwarf

(Lot of background, sorry. This is a taster session for new players for our potential d&d group. We’ve got more new players than experienced, a six person adventuring party plus the DM. Since we didn’t want to start something big, we’re doing a one off, the Lost Mines of Phandalin from the 5th edition starter kit, and we’re using pre-made characters, mine being a dwarf paladin with a shield, who “follows the old traditions of worship and sacrifice”. One fighter, who was already scouting ahead of the caravan, runs ahead to check out the caravan wreck ahead without telling us, and is immediately shot twice, bringing him down to 4 health, with two goblins now running out to attack.)

DM: Ok, so he’s off in the distance, and you can tell he’s badly hurt, but not much else. [Paladin], you’re up. You’ve got the movement to get within 15 feet and still have an action.

Me: I’m gonna throw my shield.

DM: You’re gonna… throw… your shield?

Me: Yep. Like a discus. Can’t kill both goblins, right? At his feet, so I don’t accidentally kill him myself.

DM: Go for it. Roll athletics, and [Fighter] roll Dex to try and catch it

(We somehow both succeed)

DM: Wow, ok. [Paladin] throws the shield with all his might, and [Fighter] manages to dive and grab it out of mid air. Is the Olympics your “traditions,” by any chance?

(From that point on, I tried to make everything I did some sort of Olympic event. I found some small bombs and meat for directing some worgs that I semi-successfully shot-putted, I used some javelins that whoever made this character inexplicably gave to them when they made them, high-jumped onto a bridge, failed at long-jumping over a river, etc. No sacrifices yet, but I do plan to keep those traditions once we get around to having a character-building session!)

King Of The Squirrels: final question. you have a dinner date at 7 with your Senpai. what time do you arrive?

Yandereplier: 7. A.M. case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. can the cook be trusted? if not i gotta kill him. dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30.

King Of The Squirrels: you’re ready.

Yandereplier, excitedly: really?!

King Of The Squirrels: no. everything you just said was insane and we are out of time.

The boy is mine?

Pairing : Sam x Reader, Dean
Word count : 1,290
A/N : Idk what radio station my kid is listening to, but when I went to shower, it was playing “The boy is mine” by Brandy and Monica (that was a kick in the childhood). I wrote this as a result.



You checked yourself out in the mirror before getting out of your car. This was so not like you. But he was hot, and sweet, and you were very, very interested. His name, was Sam. A guy like him could walk into any room, anywhere, and have his pick. But for some reason, he was slumming it online with the likes of you. And you were not about to complain about that. You had been chatting with him for months, and he messaged you tonight letting you know he was finally in the area. Sure it was an hour away from you, but you didn’t mind the drive. Gave you time to calm your nerves at finally meeting him face to face.

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anonymous asked:

You’re like the first person I’ve found that thinks steve is a bottom and I completely approve,, I mean, have you seen that boy? There is no way he would ever top Billy,,,

Yes, I can’t even see it in my imagination because it feels so weird but yeah, I’m not the only one who thinks that, I mean check out my Darlings: @mozillafirerox and @steve-bottoms Besides, I feel like Billy would need to feel that control: the vulnerability would probably be terrible for him. Also he has the body and attitude of an Alpha male is all:

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anonymous asked:

OH OH OH SO FRIENDS TO LOVERS AU WITH MARK ???

  • Mark’s one of the best friends you could ever ask for
  • he’s always down to hang out whenever you want wherever you want
  • definitely the type to randomly be doing something cool
  • because it’s 1:00pm on a Tuesday
  • and how is he at the beach?
  • wasn’t he just in first period math?
  • but you don’t mind because he’ll take you on the craziest adventures
  • whether its just to the skate park
  • or checking out an abandoned hotel in the middle of the night
  • so you go along with him and laugh and have tons of fun
  • but it’s not always sunshine and rainbows because life sucks sometimes
  • so whenever you’re having a bad day, you better believe that mark’s there with a box of cookies and a big hug because MOVIE NIGHTS
  • he’ll always listen to you rant and agree with your opinions, telling you that you have the right to be angry but that he knows you’re strong enough to overcome it
  • and one night he just puts his arm around you and you lean into him and bask in his warmth 
  • and you’re just like ‘wait…do I like him as more than a friend?’
  • so of course you freak out 
  • because his friendship means the world to you and you don’t want anything to ruin that
  • but ever since that night, you’ve been noticing how toned his arms are
  • and how cute his pointy teeth are
  • and how he’ll run his hand through his hair when he’s frustrated with school work
  • and you just can’t stop thinking of him in a romantic light
  • and it kind of hurts because you want to go back to just being friends 
  • because what if he doesn’t like you in a romantic way back?
  • what if he rejects you and it’s too awkward to even be friends anymore?
  • meanwhile, mark is admiring your every move
  • and has been madly in love with you for the past year
  • but knows you don’t feel the same
  • so he’s content with just being friends
  • but the day comes where you ask him out for lunch at your favorite joint and you sit him down and take a deep breath and just say
  • “i like you as more than a friend and I really want to go out with you but if you don’t feel the same way can we please still be friends?”
  • and mark just laughs because he’s been feeling the same way for years 
  • eventually he says he’s been dying to ask you out
  • you’re both so elated and you just laugh and hug each other
  • nothing really changes in terms of the relationship
  • you go out on more proper dates and you kiss and do a bit more
  • but overall, the strong bond you had as friends remains just as strong
  • and ultimately, there’s nobody you’d rather date than your best friend
  • because let’s face it
  • mark tuan is perfection

anonymous asked:

Ooh what about jealousy headcanons for shinsou and inasa pompom? (Can I call you that I hope that is ok)

Of course it’s okay if you call me that! I love little nicknames!! 

Hope you enjoy!

-Mod Pomme 🍒

Shinsou:

  • It takes a lot for Shinsou to get jealous.
  • He is an incredibly chill boyfriend, and he trusts you, so its pretty rare.
  • But, when it does happen, it is incredibly easy to tell.
  • You’ll be talking to a boy, maybe someone he particularly dislikes, and you’ll hear someone call their name.
  • You take the chance to pull out your phone, checking for any texts, when you notice they have stopped talking.
  • “Go away.” You hear a deep voice from behind you, and the person you were talking to does an about-face, and is gone.
  • You turn to find your boyfriend, both of you slightly peeved.
  • “Hey, whats the big deal? I was talking to him.” You questioned, annoyance present in your voice.
  • He gives you a shrug, and grabs your hand, pulling you off to go sit somewhere with him, just so the two of you can be close.
  • For the rest of the day, he is incredibly clingy. You think its really cute.

Inasa:

  • Inasa doesn’t handle jealousy very well, at all.
  • The boy is very straight-forward and flamboyant as it is, so imagine how he acts when he gets jealous.
  • He would see you talking to someone, giggling as the two of you joked, doing that cute thing where you covered your mouth with the back of your hand when you smiled.
  • He marches up to you, putting an arm around your shoulders as he pulled you close, earning a squeak of surprise from you.
  • He was still very respectful when he made it clear that the boy was not welcome, smiling all the while.
  • “Are you ready to go eat, my love?” He would say, leaning down to kiss you on the top of the head. “Who is this? Hi, I’m Inasa, (Name)’s boyfriend.”
  • This usually earns a stutter of “o-ohs” from them, as they politely excuse themselves from the situation.
  • He always laughs inwardly as they leave, thinking something along the lines of:
  • That’s right, you stay away from (Name).
  • He always find himself taking your face in his hands, kissing you roughly, showing you just how much you meant to him.
  • You always chastise him for doing it, but you don’t mind that he is pretty protective and petty.
Curiosity Door

Teen Wolf x Stranger Things Crossover
Happy Thanksgiving!

Chapter 3/?


Joyce is the first to notice, because of course she is. The woman’s constantly on high alert - and with good reason.

So when Hopper gets a call through the radio that Joyce Byers is asking for him at the station, he hightails it back there, informing the feuding farmers he’d been dealing with that they’d have to check in with the council to confirm property lines and that it wasn’t a police matter unless one of them threatened the other with an axe. Again.

By the time he makes it to the station Joyce has worked herself up into a panic, pacing back and forth across his office and wringing her hands together. She freezes when he steps into the doorway, like a deer in the headlights, and for a moment he’s transported back in time. His stomach sinks.

“What is it?” he asks.

At the same time, she exclaims, “They’re gone!”

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pitch-black-hearts  asked:

!!!! Dazai being blind in the eye but when he joins ADA he hides it. One day when he runs into a wall Yosano makes him do an eye test. He memories the eye sheet when checking with his good eye, but when checking the other he starts reciting it again not knowing she switched the sheets out. Everybody is shocked, nobody had half an idea.

Dazai grins. “See, I’m fine.”

Yosano sighs, jerking the sheet off it’s silver stand. “How long have you been blind in that eye?”

Dazai grows silent, bites his lip in contemplation. Then, after hefty silence, mutters, “Since I was a kid.”

Yosano’s watching him, her head tipping to the side to watch his movements. “Why didn’t you tell anyone?”

Dazai swallows, slowly, his fists clenching around the grey fabric of his pants. “I want to be useful, Yosano. I want you guys to know I’ll get the job done.”

She shakes her head, “You’re useful, Dazai. Idiot. We don’t care about your eyesight.” She hesitates. “Though that does explain your driving ability…”

Chocobros and their s/o at the Moogle Chocobo Carnival

I asked @chocobrowritings for an idea about what to write and they said to do something about the carnival. Thanks again for the idea!

Make sure to check out their blog for more FFXV writings that are sure to get you hooked!

Noctis: This kid is an awkward dork but it’s honestly too cute! He probably be dragged along by his s/o after they begged him to go. When they’re actually at the carnival Noct’s s/o is gonna have to drag him by the hand to look at all of the different attractions. Of course, seeing Noctis awkwardly dancing alongside the Moogle and Chocobo is definitely a highlight of their day. The prince would for sure be showing off and trying to hide the fact that he’s actually enjoying himself. He’d be trying super hard to get the VIP ticket for the fireworks and hotel suite for the two of them and when the fireworks start and his s/o’s eyes light up, he’s going to be smiling so brightly and thinking how lucky he is to have them. He’d probably pull them in for a kiss too.

Ignis: Iggy! Okay so basically Ignis is going to be dressed super casual and he’d be relaxed to finally have a day out with his s/o. His outfit would probably come as a surprise to his s/o but they’d most likely think of how nice it is to see Iggy like that. He’d love trying all of the foods and making sure to take note of what his s/o likes so he can make it for them back at home. Iggy would be smiling a lot at how his s/o is enjoying themselves and laughing when they dance with the Moogle. He’d really like seeing his s/o happy and carefree and not having to worry about anything else.

Prompto: My sunshine chocobo son is definitely the one dragging his s/o to the carnival. His puppy dog face would be too cute to resist and they’d end up giving in. He’d be all decked out in carnival gear and chocobo clothes that people would start to think he was a part of it. Prompto would be the one dragging his s/o around to see all of the chocobo attractions and would challenge them to a race on the sea. Seeing him lose it over all of the chocobos and gushing over them would be absolutely adorable. He’d be asking his s/o to take photos with him all day and stopping to snap shots of everything he could. Prompto would love to watch the fireworks and maybe snap a pic here and there but would be more focused on seeing them through his s/o’s eyes.

Gladiolus: Gladio would be pretty indifferent to the whole carnival thing but wouldn’t mind going if it meant he could spend time with his s/o and would probably end up having a really good time. He’d let his competitive side out when playing the games and races and would end up winning the VIP ticket in no time. Gladdy wouldn’t really be interested in doing much else unless it was eating something or watching the fireworks. Maybe both at the same time

anonymous asked:

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED SOME MIRIO SCENARIO WHERE HIS S/O GOES RUNNING TO SEE HIM AT THE HOSPITAL AND SEES HIM CRYING BECAUSE OF NIGHTEYE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh my god, I cried while reading the chapter,,, so sad,,, I hope this is okay..

 MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD DON’T READ IF YOU’RE NOT CAUGHT UP

Since you were interning at the same agency as Mirio you were chosen to participate in the mission, you knowing and working well with the other interns. Having said that you were involved in the battle, and you had earned yourself some bruising and cuts. You’ll definitely have a few scars, but you couldn’t care less. You were only worried about Mirio, you had seen Tamaki carrying him out and he wasn’t conscious. The entire time the nurse was wrapping your wounds and checking your vitals you were bouncing your leg anxiously. You needed to see him, you needed to make sure he was okay. As soon as the nurse took his hands off you you sprinted now the hallway looking from room to room trying to find him. 

You were about to go to the next floor but you heard a loud commotion that made you turn around. “Sir! You can’t be moving just yet! You need to keep still!” A nurse is pulling on Mirio’s shirt and he’s walking along like nothing is happening. He quickly turns into a side room and you follow him soon after. You hear him shouting and then it’s deadly silent. You enter the room to see everyone crying standing over a bed, you walk in further to see the man laying on the bed is Sir. The man who had molded you and Mirio into the people and heroes you are. You run over and clutch his hand, he looks at you and says some sweet parting words before he goes limp.

The next few minutes were you holding Mirio to your chest as you both sit on the floor in the corner of the room. At first he was quiet and large slow tears were flowing down his face. But, after that we was grabbing at your shirt and practically screaming into your chest, all you could do was stroke his hair and try to calm him down with your words. You yourself were crying and your voice was shaky as you were trying to cheer him up. “M-mirio it’s alr-right… everything will be o-o-okay… “ 

You two ended up falling asleep on the floor at the end of the hospital bed. Curled up in eachothers arms, faces red and stained with tears. 

poeticgirlwearslipstick  asked:

I’m new as a lokean and I was hoping you can tell me some interesting facts about him, and also how can I become in contact with Loki and use him in any daily rituals or just how I can dedicate myself as a true lokean. Thank you

Welcome, Eve!

You don’t need to make any kind of vows or perform any special rite to be a “true” Lokean. In fact, most Heathens strongly discourage new converts from making oaths. (See this post for more info.) Worshiping Loki is what makes you a Lokean.

Your other questions are covered in our FAQ and reading list. If you still have questions after checking those out, you’re welcome to get back to us for clarification.

- Mod E

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So, our last voice project got a crazy good response and @lightsintheskye seemed really happy with our work, SO! WE DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER FOR FUN. This one was a little more difficult to complete, but it was worth the work! Hope you enjoy!

Warning: Gets a little loud at times and contains swearing, however, its best heard with headphones!

Voices: @taidatenshi as all Toon Links, @goat-boi-dubs as Ocarina of Time!Link and Breath of the Wild!Link, @vowgan as Twilight Princess!Link, and now introducing @actornoj as Skyward Sword!Link and A Link To The Past!Link!

Comic by: Lightsintheskye

Music Used: Aboda Village music from the Spirit Tracks Soundtrack

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taehyung needing jimin’s seal of approval ‘14/’16

cute things my victuuri sims have done that are incredibly canon:

  • they always kiss each other good morning. if yuuri is up first he will cancel whatever activity he’s doing to get a kiss from victor and vice-versa
    • on that same note, one always waits for the other so they can go to sleep together regardless of how tired they are
  • one day victor got sick and yuuri brewed green tea to help him feel better and proceeded to cuddle on the couch
  • when one is napping on the couch, the other sits next to them and starts reading a book
  • so, yuuri is a chef in my game. he has all cooking skills maxed, so victor ends up not cooking that much. one day he decided he was going to bake bread and set the house on fire (luckily phichit and yuri were there to put the fire out, yuuri started panicking and nearly caught on fire as well)
    • he did this twice. he set the house on fire trying to bake bread twice.
  • victor gets emotional about his other half on a regular basis
  • yuuri’s amusement bar starts going up just from being in victor’s presence
  • yuri and yuuri get on hardcore gaming sessions together very often. yuri almost always loses and gets very angry about it
  • when yuuri practices on the keyboard victor stops whatever he’s doing to watch his fiancé 
  • one day victor painted a simple painting and yuuri kept walking up to it to admire his fiancé’s work
  • there was a moment in their lives where victor would arrive home an hour before yuuri had to leave for his job, and victor would have to get up before yuuri even woke up to go to his job and they were in constant low moods because of it
  • they went to a karaoke party hosted by otabek and started making out in the bathroom because that’s the kind of people they are i guess
    • they also started singing some bad country song together and they were awful but they had such a great time together i nearly cried
    • (yuuri proposed after that btw nothing like singing shitty songs off-key while giggling to be sure you have to marry him)
  • they woohoo a lot????? sometimes i’m checking on yuri and wonder “what are they up to” and 4/10 times they’re woohooing. the other times they’re being adorable
    • chris walked into them woohooing one time and instead of being embarrassed he felt flirty?????????stop?being so canon
  • on a similar note, they always sit together on the couch. from there they either cuddle, talk about their day or play video games
    • victor is pretty good at video games? not as good as yuuri but much better than yuri
  • yuuri cried when victor sang him a song (honestly my boy same)
  • yuuri is composing a song for victor (he’s working on it it’s been a while now but he’ll get there eventually)
  • they flirt in the kitchen a lot idk what’s up with that
  • they decided to leave a social gathering in their apartment in favor of woohooing in their bedroom
    • also idk if this is programed in the game but one time when people were visiting and victor and yuuri decided to take things to the bedroom otabek was on the room next to them and got very embarrassed???? i’m still puzzled
  • they have a bunch of pictures phichit took of them hanging on their bedroom walls and more recently have added pictures of makkachin and vicchan being adorable
  • they don’t hang out a lot outside but when they do yuuri is sure to show some amazing dance moves and i don’t know where he learned those
  • (cats and dogs expansion) makkachin gets really sad when victor is not at home and will sleep by the door until he’s back
  • vicchan is always around yuuri, following him everywhere and watching him do his chores
Thanks Mom

Prompt: You’re Steve’s gf and the golden girl of Hawkins High School … and you aren’t quite as good at taking the high rode as your bf when it comes to Billy Hargrove. 

Warnings: Innuendo. Language. Threats. Basically 25% trying to kill Billy; 75% fluff with Steve’s gf being the Mother of his Children 

You shoved you’re books in your locker just in time for Steve to sweep you off your feet. 

“Hey, good lookin’.” He smiled. 

You rose an eyebrow and restrained a laugh. “Hi Gorgeous. Why are you so chipper?” 

He sighed, toying with the hem of your shirt. “Well I’ve got this crazy hot date tonight.” 

“Ugh, I know, she’s so out of your league.” You grinned. “How do you cope?” 

“Well, you know I’m good in the sack.” He said in a matter-of-fact tone.  

You tossed your head back in laughter, checking to see if anyone had heard him, before leaning closer. 

“You do have that going for you.” You murmured, pecking him on the lips. 

“Yeah?” He kissed you back, and didn’t pull away this time, pressing you against your locker.  

“Harrington. Leave room for Jesus, will you?” Ms. Lockhart barked from her classroom door. 

You pulled away from him and giggled, the slightest hint of blush in your cheeks as you peeked over Steve’s shoulder.  

“Meet me at my car?” Steve said. 

“Why don’t you meet me at mine, sweetheart?” Billy Hargrove strutted by the two of you, shirt unbuttoned halfway down his chest. “I’d love to give you a ride.” 

Steve took his hands from your waist to face Hargrove, but you grabbed his hands and put them back on your hips, looking Billy in the eyes. 

“Stick to what you’re used to, Hargrove. We both know your car isn’t built to handle a girl like me.” You said evenly. 

Tommy, who flanked Billy, let his mouth drop, a giggle escaping. 

“Shut your mouth.” Billy said, with a side glance at Tommy, and then looked back to you, a ghost of a smile on his lips. “Well that’s one hell of a bluff, baby. Why don’t you call me, if you’d like to prove it?” He winked at you and then looked at Steve, “Or if you just get bored.” 

You and Steve both watched him as he made his way down the hallway. 

“Wow.” You said. “What a dick.” 

“Yeah, he’s been after me for a while.” Steve shook his head, “All this alpha male stuff about who runs this school or whatever. It’s bullshit, don’t worry about it.” 

“I won’t.” You said, then Steve looked at you.

“‘We both know you couldn’t handle a girl like me’?” He rose an eyebrow, a smile on his face. 

You bit your lip. “Yeah, was that a bit much?”  

“Babe, that was so hot.” 

You giggled as he pressed you up against the lockers once more, his lips on yours. 

Mister Harrington!” 

He broke away. “Sorry Ms. Lockhart.” He said, still looking at you. “God, you’re wonderful. Do I tell you that enough?” 

“No, not nearly.” You smiled. 

“Jesus Christ. Why don’t you just cream your pants now, Steve?” Came Dustin’s voice, with Will, Lucas, Mike, and Max in tow behind him. 

“Fuck off, man.” Steve took a step back. You noticed a slight blush in his cheeks, and it made you smile. 

“Aw, did I hurt your feelings?” Dustin said. “No really, we can all turn around, give you your privacy in this public school hallway-”

“Hey, I’m the one with the car. So clearly you didn’t hurt my feelings, or your ass would be biking home.” Steve griped, grabbing your hand as you all made for the parking lot. 

“Sorry about that again, by the way.” Max said sheepishly. 

“It wasn’t your fault.” Lucas reassured her. 

“Yeah, she can’t help it her stepbrother’s the Antichrist.” Dustin added. 

“Billy Hargrove? What’d he do?” You turned to look at them. 

Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Steve look at you, and then to the kids. 

“It wasn’t a big thing, really.” Steve said. 

“Basically, he tried to kill us.” Dustin said, ignoring Steve’s pointed looks. 

You stopped on the school’s front steps and turned. “He did what?” 

“Tried to run us over on our way home from school a couple weeks back.” Mike said. 

“I was arguing with him, he was just trying to freak me out.” Max added, rolling her eyes. 

“How-” You stopped, putting your hand on your hip and looking at them. “Exactly how close did he come to killing you?”  

They all glanced at one another. 

“Babe, are you …” Steve began, but you turned on your heel and started down the steps at a fast pace. “Hey, Y/N, where are you going?” 

“Do you still have that tire iron in your trunk?” You asked distractedly. 

“Um … what?” Steve looked at you, bewildered and alarmed. 

You opened his trunk, grabbed the metal instrument, and headed off in a different direction: Billy’s car. 

“Hey. Hey!” Steve called after you, but Dustin grabbed him when he made to go after you. 

Billy sat in the driver’s seat, Carol getting ready to climb in the passenger’s side. He saw you approaching, smiled, and leaned out the window. 

“Bored already, baby-” 

But he hadn’t finish his sentence before you’d lodged the tire iron in his left headlight. The crash attracted the attention of everyone in the nearest vicinity as glass scattered on the pavement.  

“Hey! HEY!” He threw his cigarette out and kicked open the door. 

Billy Hargrove was not a person to be taken lightly, but you only moved closer, stepping up beside the hood of his car. 

“You make a single move, Hargrove, and I will lodge this tire iron in your windshield.” You held it up threateningly. He paused, looking at you in alarm and muted rage. “Where EXACTLY do you get off trying to kill a bunch of kids, huh?” 

“What the fuck are you-”

“Don’t remember that, shitdick?” You raised your weapon higher. 

He glanced at it and then sighed. “Look, Sweetheart, I was just trying to teach my kid sister a lesson, okay? Nothin’ personal.” 

“I don’t give a fuck.” You snarled, leaning forward. “Those kids over there? They’re mine. If I see you so much as take a step in their direction your car will be the least of your problems. I will beat your fucking ass, do you understand me?” 

He watched you for a moment, and then scoffed and shook his head. “Alright, whatever. I get it. Just get the hell off my car.” 

You started to turn and then turned back, putting your hand on his door so he couldn’t shut it. He stopped and looked at you. “And just to be clear, you don’t run this school and neither does Steve. I do.” 

You released his car, turned on your heel, and marched back to the kids, tire iron still hanging from your right hand. Dimly, you heard Billy’s speakers turn up as he tore out of the parking lot. 

“Alright, Y/N!” Mike grinned. 

“Dude, he was so scared!” Max said incredulously. 

“God, Steve, you’re fired. Y/N’s our new Super Mom.” Dustin said. 

You put the tire iron on the hood of Steve’s car and your smile turned sheepish when you finally looked at him. 

“What the hell was that?” He asked, bewildered. 

You shrugged. “He could’ve killed them. We’ve got enough aliens and government conspiracies to deal with without some douche trying to mow them down on the street.”  

“God, I am so hot for you right now.” Steve grabbed your arm and pulled you against him, making you giggle and the kids let out a chorus of hurling noises. “You are the new Wonder Mom, I can’t beat that.” He said.

You pressed a kiss to his lips and grabbed the iron, “We can co-parent. Wonder Dad.” 

anonymous asked:

dan is so beautiful and anyone who disagrees is lying. like have you seen that boy? he has slight curves and a soft face and his lips jesus christ. and gorgeous long legs and he has a little bit of a chub tum. everything about him is so soft yet he can go from holy shit to aww it literally two seconds and he looks gorgeous in literally everything.

i thought this answer needed some visual representation

like this is just a random liveshow screenshot?? hOW??

WHY WHY WHY yOU knOw what this is dOIng to us bOIIIIII

phil lester: photographer extraordinaire

fOr fUCk!!!!!

my heart is soft :(((

tHE squISHieST bOYe???

the purest human :((( 7 hours of training a week looks good on him

eXCUse mE????

he deserves all the happiness in the world :(( i’m so :(((

gOD

this entire panel was a blessing for our eyes

i will nEVer be over this. eVER.

more denim jacket dan 2kforever pls :(((

fRECKles???? so good man :((((

i would die for him

gLoRiouS. stUnNinG. what is existence honestly


truly, what have we done to deserve him. i need to lie down.

Epoch

Epoch (m) a period of time in history or a person’s life, typically one marked by notable events or particular characteristics.

Words: 11.3k

Genre/Warnings: smut, language and angst

Pairing: Reader x Jungkook

Summary: When Namjoon breaks up with you, you’re left wondering what to do. Realizing you’ve been unhappy with your life, you go off to Hawaii. In Hawaii, you meet a cute desk clerk named Jungkook who saves your ass. (Based off of Forgetting Sarah Marshall)


You were waiting for your boyfriend, Namjoon, to come over. He had just gotten back from New York, where he had a few concerts. You worked with him, you were a lyric writer and producer. He had called you last night, saying, that he would be getting in early and wanted to see you.

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this is beebot. beebot has a big heart and is also a very cool bee robot. I love beebot 

this works as a pattern too yeah

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MOSQUITO: My eyeshadow is supposed to compliment my eyes, you sick fuck…

THE COON: What, and your nails are supposed to match your rosy little cheeks?

MOSQUITO: At least I don’t have to wear a mask to cover up my half-human face, Coon.

THE COON: Hey hey whoa, okay, hold on–

MYSTERION: Enough of this.

MYSTERION: Mosquito, if Super Craig isn’t with you, where is he?

TOOLSHED: Dude Mysterion do you have to be so dramatic literally all the time?

MOSQUITO: I said I don’t know already, zzzt!

MYSTERION: But you were the last to see him.

WONDER TWEEK: He hasn’t texted me back in nearly twenty minutes! Agh!

MOSQUITO: Jesus okay, calm down!

MOSQUITO: We were out until it got dark, and then his mom took us both home.

MOSQUITO: He told me to check my texts, I guess maybe because he thought I’d see the text late and be super duper late or something.

FASTPASS: You w-were late, though.

MOSQUITO: Yeah, but that was because Bebe took foreeeever doing my makeup.

MOSQUITO: But I swear, I haven’t even talked to him since like, seven. Maybe seven thirty?

MOSQUITO: If he messaged any of you guys recently, I don’t know about it.

MOSQUITO: Sorry, bzzzt.

HUMAN KITE: Hey, hi. Quick fucking question?

HUMAN KITE: Why was Bebe putting on make up for you.

MOSQUITO: To cover up bruises from earlier… 

MOSQUITO: Bzzz… :(

TUPPERWARE: We all saw Craig’s snapchats, Clyde.

TUPPERWARE: What the fuck.

HUMAN KITE: That was so stupid.

MOSQUITO: Hey, hey okay. First off.

MOSQUITO: I have no mcfucking clue who Clyde is.

MOSQUITO: Second of all–

MOSQUITO: Everybody keeps saying it’s stupid, everybody in the ENTIRE WORLD has told me.

MOSQUITO: You’re not the first!

WONDER TWEEK: THAT’S BECAUSE IT WAS STUPID!!!

WONDER TWEEK: YOU TRY TO FUCKING KILL ME FOR NO GODDAMN REASON, AND YOU WALK IN HERE LIKE I’M NOT EVEN HERE! YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GIVEN ME A SINGLE BAT OF THE EYE, ASSHOLE!

WONDER TWEEK: MAYBE IF YOU HADN’T DONE WHAT YOU DID TODAY SUPER CRAIG WOULD BE HERE BECAUSE WE WERE PLANNING ON COMING HERE TOGETHER!!!

WONDER TWEEK: BUT YOU CAN’T JUST BE NORMAL FOR ONE FUCKING DAY, AGGHGHHRGRHKDFJJKGDFITY5&#($*)()DJFIU(*#%$F!!!!!!

THE COON: Damn, Wonder Tweek

THE COON: Chill.

WONDER TWEEK: I CAN’T FUCKING CHILL NOBODY KNOWS WHERE SUPER CRAIG IS! 

WONDER TWEEK: WHAT IF HE DIED!!! WHAT IF HE WAS GROUNDED?! WHAT IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED!?!??!?!?

WONDER TWEEK: IT’D ALL BE MOSQUITO’S FAULT!

MOSQUITO: Hey! Calm down, jeez!

MOSQUITO: I already said I haven’t seen him in over two hours!

MOSQUITO: Wonder Tweek, you’re the last person to hear from him, don’t pin this on me!

WONDER TWEEK: JdshfjKKdfshfhhjrrrrrrhrhrhrhrthrhrthrtrr

MOSQUITO: All I’ve done is get here a little late and look fabulous doing it.

MYSTERION:

MYSTERION: I guess we just have to wait for him to get here, then.

CAPTAIN DIABETES: He is always kind of late.

CAPTAIN DIABETES: It’s like he doesn’t care at all.

FASTPASS: Hey, M-mosquito!

FASTPASS: I’ll admit, you do look p-pre– p-pretty stunning.

FASTPASS: I’d t-totally s-st–

FASTPASS: I’d totally sti-s-stick my dick in that if you were a chick.

MOSQUITO: Thanks, Fastpass. Bzzzt!


[part 1]

[The Freedom Pals are now available for questions]