you have the nerve the audacity

  • keith: *walks into his room and flips on the light*
  • pidge: *is already there sitting in a chair with steepled fingers and opaque lenses*
  • keith: *puts away the knife he already got out* what are you doing in here
  • pidge: how long have you been in love with lance
  • keith:
  • keith:
  • keith: that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get - why would – i’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. it’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity - lance is my rival, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how - how do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with him? maybe you are. aaybe you’re trying to throw me off. hmm. check and mate.
  • pidge: so, for a while then
  • keith: yeah
  • sam: how long have you been sleeping with cas?
  • dean: what? i don't even get...why would i...
  • dean: i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere
  • sam: ...
  • dean: it's none of your...you have the nerve, the AUDACITY
  • dean: and how do i know, quite frankly, that YOU'RE not sleeping with him?
  • dean: maybe you are. maybe you're trying to throw me off.
  • sam: ...
  • dean: oH SHIT YOU AREn'T ARE YOU?? HE'S MINE SAM
bbc.co.uk
How Sherlock, Homeland & Orwell predicted CIA spying
Thousands of documents detailing the ways the CIA gets its intelligence have been published by Wikileaks.

WELL THIS IS A MASSIVE COINCIDENCE

featuring these gems (not the full article just pics of stuff that made me yell lol, full version at the link):

Oh! Big Brother is Watching You…. (as I said to @waitedforgarridebs​ does this mean I can scream at my tv for another Episode of Something dshfsdlg)

NO GETTING AWAY FROM SHERLOCK, YA DON’T SAY BBC

NO GETTING AWAY FROM BOND, EITHER

And then they have he nerve, the gall, the AUDACITY, to end with this:

[Sherlock voice] I DON’T KNOW, YOU TELL ME

  • Mabel: How long have you been sleeping with Bill?
  • Dipper: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Bill is my enemy, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Marinette: Do you have a crush on Chloe?
  • Alya: I dont even get- why would- i've never had a crush on anyone, anywhere, its none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Chloe is my enemy, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you don't have a crush on her? Maybe you do. Maybe you're trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Isabelle: How long have you been in love with Magnus?
  • Alec: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never loved anyone. Anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Magnus is my enemy, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate
  • george washington: how long have you been sleeping with jefferson?
  • alexander hamilton: that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get– why would– i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. it's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, jefferson is my enemy, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how- how- do i know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? check and mate.
  • Inej: How long have you been in love with Nina?
  • Matthias: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never loved anyone. Anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Nina is my enemy, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate
  • Dinah: Mila, how long have you been sleeping with Lauren?
  • Camila: What?
  • Dinah: How long have you been sleeping with Lauren?
  • Camila: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... why would I?
  • Camila: I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere.
  • Camila: It’s none of your… You have… The nerve, the audacity…
  • Camila: Lauren is my bandmate. And she is... terrible, face wise.
  • Camila: And how… How do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her?
  • Camila: Maybe you are, maybe you’re trying to throw me off.
  • Camila: Check and mate.
  • Japan: *spins around on his chair to face Germany* How long have you been sleeping with Italy?
  • Germany: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Italy is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.
  • Trini: How long have you been sleeping with Jason?
  • Billy: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Jason is my team leader, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
Types of Overwatch Players
  • The Semi Casual: You're an average gamer whose here to have fun but still wouldn't mind wining. Maybe you just want a new loot box, maybe you've been invited to a friend's rad new custom game-whatever the reason, you have time off from work or school and need to unwind. If you need to play healer, you'll play healer. Your team could use a second tank? You can play Widowmaker the next game right? You're comfortable with almost all game modes but will dive into Competitive if you're feeling confident. Your POTG is a welcome surprise and something you likely worked to earn through teamwork.(Possible Mains: Lucio, Orisa, Zarya)
  • The Glory Hound: You have one objective and it's definitely not the one you're supposed to be defending. You want your Play Of the Game and anyone who steals your kills is getting cussed out in the group chat. You could care less about team composition, you have your main and anyone who tells you to switch is just jealous of your awesome skills. Similar to The Single Player, teamwork is not your priority as everyone is just a pawn to your inevitable success. Your team winning is cool and all, but what you really want is for YOU to be the winner. You are a monster in Competitive but in the worst possible ways. (Possible Mains: Bastion, Hanzo)
  • The Sore Loser: You define unreliable. You may as well change your last name to Left The Game, because that's what you're always fucking doing. If a team isn't upholding to your standards, you'll ditch before you even see the inside of your spawn room. If any of your teammates are any less than three stars, they don't deserve the right to brush screen names with you. And if you choose to stay with a team the whole way, you BETTER be winning or else you're out. Despite your incredibly selective choice of teammates, your friend list is completely empty and you scoff at anyone who dares send you one.(Possible Mains: Symmetra, Hanzo)
  • The Party Goer: You're here to have fun. "It's just a game" has been hardwired into your code as you don't do jack shit for your team, you're more concerned about showing off your new emote in the heat of battle. You're a talkative fella with a whole wheel of the most grating voice lines your character currently has. Who cares if you win? At least you'll be in a hilarious pose in all of the kills cams. Your teammates may admire your casual nature, though you're so casual that you've become an inconvenience. Yeah, you'll get eliminations every once in awhile but it's only because no one laugh emoted back at you yet and you have ten seconds left to move this truck (Possible Mains: Junkrat, D.Va, Winston)
  • The Grudge Holder: You are out for blood, my friend, and it's rooted in a deep, personal hatred from a certain someone on the enemy team. Your worst enemy is the kill cam because it has the audacity to catch an image of you dying and forever cementing your target throughout the rest of the game. Fuck your team, you want to get even with that one Pharah who blew you up from across the map. And that McCree who had the nerve to shoot a Deadye in your direction? He's screwed once you get out of spawn. Your teammates have been spanning Group Up for five minutes straight but you're still waiting for that bullshit Symmetra to show back up so you can kill her again and teabag the corpse. (Possible Mains: Widowmaker, Roadhog, Mei)
  • The Single Player: You are a lone wolf through and through, here to carry your team with a twenty player kill streak with a single use of your Ultimate. You're the guy who rushes into enemy lines without a plan, relying on your own bravado to keep you alive before you're spamming for heals half way across the map. You're likely oblivious to what you're supposed to be defending...Or are you attacking this time? Nah, doesn't matter! You got your main before anyone else did so you get to show off your rad skills. God help anyone playing healer. (Possible Mains: Genji, Soldier 76, Reaper)
  • K2SO: How long have you been sleeping with Cassian?
  • Jyn: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Cassian is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Fat Amy: How long have you been sleeping with Chloe?
  • Beca: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get- why would- I- I've never had sex, with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you have, the nerve, the audacity- Chloe is my boss, technically, and she is terrible face-wise and how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate. This is an outrage. Who do I call?!
  • Seven: How long have you been sleeping with Jumin?
  • Zen: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Jumin is my fellow RFA member, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Willow: How long have you been sleeping with Candela?
  • Blanche: That's disgusting and wrong.
  • Blanche: I don't even get- Why would I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere.
  • Blanche: it's none of your- You have h-
  • Blanche: The nerve, the audacity.
  • Blanche: Candela is my competition, technically.
  • Blanche: And she is terrible, facewise.
  • Blanche: And how- How do. I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are.
  • Blanche: Maybe You're trying to throw me. Hm, check and mate.
  • Willow: [stares into the camera like he's on The Office]
  • Jason: How long have you been sleeping with Trini?
  • Kimberly: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Trini is my friend, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Check and mate.
  • Trixie: How long have you been sleeping with Delia?
  • Patsy: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get - why would - I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your - you have the nerve, the audacity - Delia is my colleague! And she is terrible, face-wise. And how - how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm, check and mate.