you have ascended

😤😤😤Talos the mighty! 💪💪💪Talos the unerring! 💯💯💯Talos the unassailable! ✊✊✊To you we give praise!🙏🙇🙌

We are but maggots, 🐛🐛writhing 〰in the filth 👣👣👣of our own corruption! 💰💲🚫🔪While you have ascended😱😇 from the dung💩💩 of mortality, 👥💀and now walk among the stars!🌠⭐✨

But you were once man!👨👨👨 Aye!✅✔✅ And as man, 👦👦you said, “Let me show you the power💪💪💪💪 of Talos Stormcrown⚡👑🔱, born of the North,🆙🔝☝ where my breath 💨💨💨is long winter. ❄⛄I breathe😤😧 now, in royalty,💍👑💲and reshape this land🌐🌄 which is mine. I do this for you,👉👉 Red Legions, for I love you💞💞💞.”

Aye, love. ❤❤❤Love! 💓💓💓Even as man,👴👴👴 great Talos cherished us. 😭😢For he saw in us, 👐👐in each of us,👫👬👭 the future of Skyrim! 👏👏The future of Tamriel!👏👏👏

And there it is, friends! 🙏🙏The ugly truth! 🙀🙀🙀We are the children of man! 👦👨👴Talos is the true god😇⛪💒 of man! Ascended 🙌😇from flesh,👃👃👃 to rule the realm of spirit!👻👻👻👻

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven👱👱👱 overlords! 👺👺Sharing the heavens 🌌🌌with us? With man?👮👷💂 Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!🌎🌏🌍

Today, they take away your faith.🚫⛪🚫 But what of tomorrow?⁉⁉ What then? Do the elves 👱👱take your homes? 🏠🏠🏠Your businesses? 🏧🏦🏥Your children? 👪👪👪Your very lives?🔪🔪🔪

And what does the Empire do?🏰🏰 Nothing! ❌❌❌Nay, worse than nothing! ❎❎❎The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor!🙅🙅🙅 Against its own people!😠😠😠😠

So rise up! ☝☝Rise up,👆👆👆 children👶👶👶 of the Empire! 🏰🏰Rise up, 🆙🆙🆙Stormcloaks!💧⚡ Embrace the word of mighty 💪💪Talos, he who is both man and Divine!👼👼👼

For we are the children of man!👶👦👦 And we shall inherit both the heavens🌌🌌🌌 and the earth! 🌎🌏🌍And we, not the Elves👱👱👱 or their toadies, 🐸🐸🐸will rule Skyrim! Forever!💯✔💯

Terrible and powerful Talos! 👑👑👑We, your unworthy servants,🙏🙏🙏 give praise! 🙌🙌🙌For only through your grace and benevolence 💓💓may we truly reach enlightenment!👍👍👍

And deserve our praise you do, 👏👏👏for we are one! 👐Ere you ascended 😇😇😠and the Eight🕗🕗🕗 became Nine, 🕘🕘🕘you walked👣👣 among us, great Talos, not as god, 🚫👼🚫but as man!👲👳💂

Trust in me, Whiterun! 👌👌👌Trust in the words of Heimskr! 👍👍👍For I am the chosen✔✔ of Talos! 👀👀👀I alone have been anointed 💦💦💦by the Ninth 🕘🕘to spread his holy ⛪⛪⛪word!💌💌💌

Venus Sign & Appearance

Aries Venus: Strong jawline
Taurus Venus: Dimpled beauty
Gemini Venus: Hypnotic smile
Cancer Venus: Large breasts
Leo Venus: Sensual back
Virgo Venus: Graceful hands
Libra Venus: Wide hips
Scorpio Venus: Intense eyes
Sagittarius Venus: Elegant neck
Capricorn Venus: Prominent bones
Aquarius Venus: Beautiful nose
Pisces Venus: Curvy figure


Samurai Jack season 5 behind the scenes

also also, last half-salty, half-amused post I swear BUT

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE FLYING WATER KAMUI IN THE END because I’d tweeted this nonsense before the finale aired:

Sorey and Mikleo finally fulfilled their birb dreams and ascended to the skies above LMAO ADKJFKHGSKJGGS

My coworkers on Monday morning: “Did you do anything fun this weekend?”

Me: “I lost myself, found myself, and stumbled on transcendence while digging dog hair detritus out of my carpets with this cool rubber thing I got on Amazon.”


“The contact experiment with the donor is scheduled for the 13th of next month…”

(It’s Kaworu’s 17th birthday

He’s trembling with excitement.

Spam tag is gonna be: “There is always hope.”)


“Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you.”-Jacques Prevert.

anonymous asked:

Hiiiiii!! So... could you please, please give me some tips on writing smut? I'm stuck on a fic because whenever I read back on what I already wrote, it feels sooooo stupid and very unsexy lol

hiii! smut-writing, i feel is one of the hardest things to do–a lot of people i know struggle with writing it, to the point that they end up forgoing it altogether. i definitely also have trouble writing smut; i cannot even begin to count the number of times i read my own shit and was like ‘what….what the fuck is this shit’ so you’re definitely not alone there! (sometimes i write it and don’t ever proof-read it because i’m just so done™️ you know? i am a bad example, kids) just attempting to write smut is a good enough start!

i don’t know how good my tips for writing smut would be because i only ever started really writing smut when i entered the 1d fandom (the first time i wrote a full smut scene, i published the story as my first 1d fic) but i will definitely try to give you a list of things i personally like to keep in mind when writing smut.

first, figure out what you like/dislike first. read a bunch of fics, or smut scenes, and find out what you like/dislike. you found something hot in this one scene? great, now try to pinpoint what exactly it was. was it the dynamic? the position? the emotion behind it? writing smut will only be fun and sexy to you if you write what you like and what you think is sexy!

second, i find that focusing on feelings rather than actions is hotter. like, for example, i find the sentence “the heat in louis’ stomach flared when harry backed him up against the wall” rather than “harry backed him up against the wall”. i think a description of feelings adds a layer of sexiness, you know? 

on that note, i think sensory descriptions are incredibly important as well. like take note of everything the character can feel, see, touch, taste, hear…and then describe the ones that are relevant. like in a scenario where they’re having morning sex, you’d maybe focus on the lazy way they’re moving, how their skin is still sleep warm and soft, the quiet gasps so as not to disturb the early morning…you wouldn’t really describe the birds chirping outside the window would you?

another thing i like to remember is to be vague. it’s tempting, i know, to detail everything out, but then it starts sounding methodological. ‘harry kissed louis, then slicked his fingers up, then blaaaah’. sounds like a lab sheet or something. i found, however, that a lot of things are sexier when left up to the reader’s imagination. of course, this doesn’t mean you just go around skipping a bunch of steps in the prep or whatever, because those are important, but. you don’t have to detail where one hand is all the time, you know? readers won’t magically think your character lost a hand. you just have to pick and choose.

also, remember that if you’re writing from one character’s pov, you don’t have to describe everything. humans’ brains can usually only occupy one thought at a time. for example, if harry is eating louis out, louis would be focused on the sensation of that, rather than, you know, maybe harry is jerking himself off while doing that. so you would describe how louis feels getting eaten out, without focusing/giving much attention to what harry is doing. 

this is more of a personal preference than anything, but i also like to make sure there’s a bit of tension when it comes to the foreplay leading to the event, you know? not like, actual fighting and stuff, just a bit of a push and pull between the characters. to establish a charged energy, or like. a description of how one character looks so turned on and is trying to reign it in, until of course he can’t. i personally enjoy that. it makes the actual fucking seem like something well-deserved.

and, there you go! at the risk of sounding like a tutorial, those are my smut-writing tips! if they weren’t helpful………sorry. feel free to like, ask if you’ve got more questions, or if you just wanna chat about writing in general, my ask is always open for that. <3 good luck on your smut nonny!

Why Should You Read Your Ascendant While Reading Your Horoscope

Horoscopes are never 100% accurate. They simply just suggest a common theme based off of the transit of planets through different signs and houses. But why should you read your Ascendant instead of your Sun sign whilst reading your horoscope? Your Ascendant is the sign that was rising on the Eastern horizon the moment you were born. The Ascendant is also the cusp of the first house because it’s the first point on your birth chart. It is the ‘beginning’ of your chart. 

Your Ascendant gives you a more accurate reading because it is based off of your time of birth! Horoscopes are based off of the combination of signs, houses, and planets. When astrologers write these horoscopes, they use a ‘solar chart’. This is a chart that uses the Sun as the Ascendant. In simple terms, that means that they use the first degree of the Sun sign as the Ascendant when writing the horoscope for that sign. Meaning they would use the first degree of Aries when writing the Aries horoscope. 

For example, I am a Virgo sun and Leo rising. When I read a horoscope, it may say great things like ‘Today is a great day for love because Venus moved into the 6th house today, which is controlled by Virgo.’ But if I read my horoscope for Leo, (which is my rising), this would of course not be true. This makes a huge difference in how you interpret your horoscope. You can assume your ascendant’s horoscope would be more accurate because the houses are based off of your Ascendant, not your Sun. So, when astrologers write a horoscope and look at the positions of the Houses to write the horoscope for a sign, your Ascendant will be more accurate. 

You also have to remember that your Ascendant is your lens to the world, your view. So it is just as affected by combinations of astrological energy as your Sun, Moon, and other major planets. You have to remember your Ascendant will be the most accurate when describing circumstances and your immediate future. This means the Ascendant is the most crucial when looking at horoscopes if you want the most accurate glance into your immediate future. 

If you can learn to interpret your Ascendant and Moon along with your Sun, you will be able to understand your chart and daily horoscopes much better. 

dghda fandom gothic

Max has tweeted something else incredibly cryptic. You don’t know what is going on. What does this mean. What does any of this mean. Is there a point. A single tear slides down your face as you whisper to yourself “everything is connected.” You must put together the clues.

You finally read the comics. You are excited. You finish the comic. You are not excited anymore. How did they get that bullshit from the gayest show on earth. You do not know. You flip back to the page of baby dirk and cry for three years.

It’s 3 am and you don’t know where you are anymore. You have ascended time and space. “Just one more.” You click on the brotzly fanfic. There will not just be one more.

You are emotionally compromised. You have just remembered how fucked up everyone is. You want to hug dirk. You remember that he is a fictional character. You curl into a ball and write elaborate fluffy AUs in your head. “Please…” you whisper to no one in particular as sleep finally claims you, “Validate… the sunshine man.”

You see yet another angsty post. Please. No more. You reblog it 5 times and sincerely hope there is more.

You dream of max. He is always there, looming over your subconscious. He is the voice in your head. He controls you. He is omnipresent. You start to think that maybe the universe was a metaphor for him all along. There. You have finally solved it.

Etsevez is alive in your heart but you know, deep down, that he absolutely will be in season 2. He has to be. There is no other option.

You want to throw both Todd and Friedkin off a cliff. Just slightly less for Todd. You don’t want to kill Todd. Just maybe maim him a little. Just a little. Friedkin can fucking die. You wonder why you didn’t include riggins. You remember you already killed him.

anonymous asked:

Miyaaaa thanks for answering our questions all the time. I can tell you put in so much effort when writing them I'm in tears uhu ;A; I'm curious who among BTS members have the tendency to be confrontational in relationships in general? Like telling a friend s/he is wrong or when they like someone have the stronger urge to confess etc.

Hii, anon! You’re very welcome, and thanks to you too for being so nice. <3 Shall we proceed?

Keep reading

If there’s a thing Katsuki Yuuri is really, intimately used to, that must be falling. He’s been doing just that all his life, has learned the pains and the joy of a well executed fall, has been drilled on which way to turn and how to get up. He’s prepared to rise again, every time, higher and higher, tumbling down a step just to climb two.

They say the higher you fly, the harder you fall. Failures are recognizable, merciless, because they’re messy and big, always more easily remembered than success.

By this line of reasoning, you’d think spectacular falls would also make a great noise. And sometimes, they do. But not here, not now: that’s the irony of the unforgiving ice. No matter how hard you fall, the sound of your skin scraping against the cold surface is ridiculously faint. A hollow thud, and that’s it.

No matter if you ruined your whole life or just gained a new painful bruise for your already complete collection, the noise will be the same, measly and inconspicuous. Because the real sound is the one you make, grunting or screaming or crying, and the ice doesn’t ever want to steal the spotlight.

Keep reading

me during sex

guy: yeah you like that? you slut you like that huh? talk dirty to me bitch

me: Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” ye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!