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Painkiller

Sirius Black x Reader

Part 2

Originally posted by nellaey

„Slow down, please!” Lily’s voice echoed in the corridors as she tried to grabbed your arm. You felt dizzy, although the potion brought a relaxing feeling over your entire body. Lily stopped you in front of the Great Hall and cupped your face. „Look, are you sure you are okay?”

„I feel wonderful.” – you whispered a same tone as her before you pecked her forehead. She laughed at you as you stepped into the hall, heading to the Gryffindor table to your friends.

„Good morning to my favourite boys!” – you shrieked, kissing the boys on their cheeks. Remus smiled but frowned, Peter flushed, Sirius kissed you back, James grinned like a kid.

„Evans, what have you done to her?” Sirius asked with an amused face. Lily played with his hair; her eyes avoiding the boys’ face.

„Well, you know… she had this horrible headache, so I made her a potion… don’t look at me like this, I made it a thousand times before! But I probably added a little bit more bitterroot than I should… BY ACCIDENT, of course!”

„So, technically, you drugged her.” – James said, trying to suppress his laugh as you placed a lots of toasts in your plate before started to build a house from them.

„No, I didn’t!” She protest, and looked at you with a big sigh. „I should take her to the Hospital Wing. She can’t go to the classes like this.”

„Are you really want to deprive us from this? Look at her, she’s so cute, I wanna watch her all day.” You snapped your head up at Sirius words with a long „Ooooooh” and made your way to him. Sitting down next to him, you embraced his neck with one hand and murmured with a mellifluous tone, inches from his face. „YOU are the cute one, you know? So cute.”

„Well, if you insist…” He looked like a five year old kid on Christmas morning and you were his present. Lily jumped up. „Okay, I really take her to Madam Pomfrey.”

„NO!” – you yelled, standing up too. „I have to go to Magical of Care Creature. Magical for… Creature… so, you know. That.”

„Calm down Evans, we’ll take care of her. She’s just all funny, she’ll do no harm.”

Lily sighed again. „Alright, alright… But don’t do anything stupid with her!”

„What are you talking about? We would never do anything stupid.” James smiled, taking Lily’s hand.


Ten minutes later you were sitting on the grass between James and Sirius with a bowtruckle in your left hand, a quill on your right, and a parchment on your lap. As the time passed, you weren’t so exhilarated anymore, but you felt yourself groggy, so sometimes you just leaned to either James’ or Sirius’ shoulder, earning an even bigger sigh from Lily than earlier. „We really should’ve taken her to the Hospital Wing…” – she repeated.

„Lily, I’m fine!” – you assured, showing your drawing to her. „See?”

„That’s… a unicorn. We have to draw… where is your bowtruckel?!” She shrieked, but James lifted up his hand with two creature.

„Right there, my love.”

Lily shook her head with a smile and continued his work before you spoke up.

„James, wanna know a secret?”

„Y/N, for your own good, I suggest you to SHUT. UP.”

„Shhh.” James leaned closer to you, grinning. „Tell me.”

You giggled before you whispered so quietly in his ear, it was a miracle that even he could hear. „I’m in love with Sirius.”

He let out a girly scream, still grinning. „What did she said?” Sirius asked, leaning closer to you and James.

„Sorry Padfoot, I won’t tell my friend’s secret.”

He huffed, looking at you next. „Then you tell me, Y/N.”

You reached out and ruffled up his hair. „I can’t.”

„Keeping secrets from me and touching my hair? You playing a dangerous game, darlin’.”

A small chuckle left your mouth before you rested your head against his shoulder. „I know you secretly love it.”

What was his answer, you haven’t heard, since you fell asleep. But only for a few seconds, until you felt two big hands around your lower back, keeping you steady. „Easy there. Hey. Are you alright?” Sirius asked with a concern in his voice, lifting your chin up so your eyes could met. With a sleepy blink, you just nodded.

„I think she really should go to the Hospital Wing.” This time it was Remus, but now all of them agreed with him.

„No, no I’m okay, we still have classes.”

Sirius lifted you up from the ground and cupped your cheeks. „I’ll go with you to your dorm so you can sleep. Don’t worry about the classes, one day skipping is not the end of the world. Can you do that for me?” He stroked your cheeks with his thumb; his gaze burned into yours.

„Mhm. Okay.”

He told the professor you feeling ill, so he should escort you up to the Hospital Wing. Of course you didn’t go there but your dorm where he helped you to get into bed and threw a blanket over you.

„Need anything else?” – he asked, sitting next to you on the bed, stroking your upper arm.

„Stay with me, please?”

„Encouraging me to skip my classes?” – he said with a cocked eyebrow.

„Like it’s big deal for you.” He laughed. „Please. I want cuddles.” With an innocent smile, you batted your eyelashes at him.

His eyes widened. „You want me to cuddle with you?”

„Pretty please?”

„How could I say no?” – he sighed with a smirk as he crawled next to you, arms wrapped around you from behind with legs interwined. His warm body pressed to yours, his calming scent made you relaxed and sleepy again.

„You’re so comfy.”

„Am I?” – he mumbled; his hot breath tickled your skin as he buried his face into your neck.

„Mhm. So soft. Like a puppy.”

He laughed loudly and kissed your cheek. „Funny mood, aren’t we?”

You turned around, a hand pressed against his chest, an other cupped his cheek. He smiled at you kindly whilst rubbed your back, and you slowly leaned on, placing an open mouthed kiss on his soft lips. His hand stopped from the surprise, but kissed you back almost immediately. After you pulled back, you rested your head on the crook if his neck, with a smile on your face, ready to fell asleep.

„What was that?”

„I think you can recognize a kiss, Pads?”

You could felt his smirk against your forehead as he started to rubbing your back again gently. “S’all right. Sleep now, my silly girl.”


Masterlist

Saeran and V waking up with MC for the first time

Hey! Here are Saeran and V in addition to that Waking up with MC for the first time post. Sorry it took a while to answer, I wasn’t really inspired to do them, so… I’m sorry if this isn’t as cute as the original post.

Saeran

  • He wakes up feeling something tickling his nose.
  • Is his brother pulling that stupid prank he pulled on Yoosung? Does he have whip cream in one of his hands waiting to get splashed on his face?
  • For fuck’s sake, his brother is such an idiot and… oh, wait! That thing tickling his nose is your hair.
  • And Saeyoung isn’t here, but you are. Beside him. IN THE BED!
  • Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Have you two…? Are you… naked? No! He can’t look! He won’t look! No! No! No! Shit, he looks.
  • And you have your clothes on, so has he. Whew, what a relief!
  • Relief? Yeah, maybe a little, but… what if something actually happened? Would it be wrong? Bad?
  • Is he ready for this kind of intimacy? Is he ready to let himself get all of your affection? Does he deserve it?
  • He doesn’t feel like he deserves. Yes, the reason why you’re with him right now is because he had one of his episodes last night and you stayed to calm him.
  • It worked, apparently, as he actually slept. Well, that was new, he rarely has any sleep, he’s so scared of his painful dreams, he didn’t had any that night…
  • But… what about you? Are you okay with this? With him being like this?
  • “Saeran? Are you okay?” you rise your head and he feels his breath being taken away, your hair is a mess, you have bags under your eyes, and yet… you look beautiful!
  • “Y-Yes. I’m… I’m fine. I… am sorry for last night, MC, I…” “Don’t worry, it was all a nightmare, just rest a little more…” you make him nuzzle at your chest.
  • It wasn’t a nightmare, it was real. Yet you stayed until he fell asleep. When did you actually get a chance to sleep that night?
  • He’s so self-conscious and worried, but… your heartbeat… is calming him down… he’s feeling sleepy again…
  • This isn’t a dream, this is real.

V

  • He wakes up with your breath against his chest.
  • It’s so calm and soothing and… wait, are you two actually cuddling?
  • How did this happen? Oh yeah… he remembers.
  • You two are camping in this beautiful mountain, he managed to bring you along so you could help him with the photos.
  • It was cold at night, really cold as the blankets you brought weren’t enough, so he suggested you two hugged to keep each other warm.
  • He chuckles remembering you clearing your throat in embarrassment, but it was very cold…
  • And you are very warm, indeed. And soft… and your hair smells like heaven and… how can someone be so perfect even at such a vulnerable state?
  • Or is the vulnerability that makes you perfect like this? He grew some afraid of vulnerability for some time after… well, you know
  • But right now, he wants to allow himself being vulnerable around you as much as you are around him.
  • He also wants having you in his arms like this every day and night, but… no, maybe that’s too much.
  • “Jihyun?” oh, your sleepy voice calling his real name… is he really awake? Isn’t this a dream? “Are you still cold?”
  • “A little, MC. Can’t you come a little closer?” you are too sleepy to feel flustered, so you just put your leg over his body.
  • He wasn’t really cold, but now he’s definitely shivering.
Solangelo Youtuber au part 1


So, if you’re reading this and you haven’t read my PJO youtuber au, I recommend you go read that first so that way you have a feel of what types of youtubers they are and things like that.
• So, Nico first discovered Will on one of those times you stay up all night looking at weird and random You Tube videos
• The thumbnail was of Will holding up a ukulele, a giant smile stretched across his face
• The video was of Will singing the song ‘I Want To Break Free’ by Queen. That’s all it took for Nico to click on the video. A cute boy and Queen
• Let’s just say the video hooked Nico and he fell into a dark hole of covers, remixes, mash ups all done by the blonde curly haired boy
• By the end of the night Nico had watched all 300 hundred or so videos Will had on his channel and had a very new and broad music taste
• Soon it became an obsession and everyone was aware that Nico liked this guy
• He would wait refresh his You Tube page nonstop every time Will tweeted he would be posting a video, waiting for Will to upload a new video and he’d be one of the first people to like his Instagram pictures
• Everyone who knew Nico knew Will. That how often he brought up Will in conversation
• “Yes, Nico I saw Will’s new video today”
• Or “Yes, Nico you already mentioned three times how cute Will looks in his new selfie he posted”
• It went on like this for at least three months
• That was until, Nico finally DMed him on Instagram
• It had been a decision caused by a lot of alcohol and stupid friends like Percy and Jason
• He hadn’t realized until the next morning he texted Will saying how much “he loved his videos and thinks he’s really cute”
• Nico was sure that Wil would ignore him, but maybe because of his certified Instagram account and large amount of followers, Will responded
• He was, as expected a sweetheart and replied saying “omg thank you so much, you have no idea how much this means to me!”
• After that, texting became a regular thing for them
• But soon, texting tuned into phone call and phone calls turned into face time and face time turned into the want to meet face to face
• Nico had never had an internet friend before, so he was never graced with the horrible feeling of “what if”
• “what if I’ve just been talking to an old man sitting in his underwear”
• “what if Will is actually horrible in real life”
• “what if he’s a government spy, looking to take down my You Tube channel and steal all of my subscribers? All 6 million of them?”
• But that was ridiculous, because Nico had seen his face and had talked to him face to face, even if it was over a screen
• They finally made the decision to meet up at a local You Tube event held in New York
• The day had been stressful, full of crazy fans, long lines, and terrible air conditioning. But once Nico and Will were done meeting their fans, they searched desperately for each other in the large crowds
• They were searching through crowds of people, trying to find each other, when they made eye contact
• It was like the movies, they pushed through the crowd, trying to get near each other, when suddenly, they were in each other’s arms and suddenly everything felt so right
• Nico would never admit it, but he even cried a little
• It was such a relief, seeing Will in person after telling him everything about himself. His dark secrets and cute quirks and worst fears
• As they held each other, Nico noted how Will’s freckles were a lot more noticeable and how his arms were bigger than he imagined
• “Hi” Nico whispered
• “Hi” Will said back
• And Nico doesn’t remember a time he was happier

go read part two :)

College AU! Jungkook - Coffee Shop Barista

Originally posted by jkguks

A/N: hi ! this is my very first post ever so I hope everyone who sees this enjoys!!

Also this College AU will be with all the boys, but with different scenarios


  • You were up all night working on a project you waited until last minute to do
  • Needless to say you needed caffeine or you would murder someone
  • So you walk into your college’s coffee shop, hair messy and eyes tired
  • You don’t expect to see such a handsome boy to be your barista
  • How does one look so good so early in the morning ???
  • He’s a wizard
  • Only logical explanation
  • Once it’s your turn to order he takes one look at you and can’t look you in the eye for the rest of the time you’re in the shop
  • You’re so worried its because you scared him with how tired and dead you look
  • Little do you know
  • This boy is blushing so hard because he knows you from his Literacy class
  • He has always thought you were very cute
  • But he has always been too shy to actually talk to you
  • And now you’re here
  • Where he works
  • In his too tight apron
  • And his stupid visor
  • Oh gosh
  • Basically you’re both embarrassed messes and need to stay out of your own heads
  • He calls for you, handing you your coffee while still not looking you in the eye
  • Therefore he can’t see how flustered you are by him saying your name
  • You quickly leave the shop dying to know the cute barista’s name
  • Maybe if you would of really looked at him you would’ve seen his name tag
  • But you do see a smiley face on your cup and realize he had to have drawn it
  • When you go to your Literary class later in the day you don’t expect to see said cute barista sitting right in the front
  • (he did it on purpose so you’d be forced to notice)
  • You hate sitting in the front
  • But you could get by sitting next to a cute boy
  • So you plop right next to him, still refusing to look at him (but hey at least you had the courage to sit by him, right?)
  • He’s shocked
  • But really glad
  • The class goes by in a haze as you’re mostly just focusing on Jungkook
  • (you found out his name by looking at his notebooks/notes)
  • (wow his notes are neat and diligent af)
  • When you go to the coffee shop the next day you’re disappointed to not see Jungkook working
  • He’s also not there when you go to your lecture
  • Where is this cute boy at ???
  • You continue on your day though, not putting too much thought into it
  • The next time you have that class he’s there, sitting a little further back, looking stressed as heck
  • You sit next to him again and actually turn to look at him, noticing his pink nose and cheeks
  • “So uh….how’s working in the coffee shop?”
  • You curse yourself for being so awkward and tense
  • Luckily he finds it cute
  • “Exactly how you think working in a coffee shop made for tired college students is.”
  • You actually laugh??
  • And hes all bunny smiles, so glad he could make you smile and laugh
  • You two continue talking and getting to know each other until the professor walks in
  • Throughout the lecture you notice how lost he looks so you hand this poor boy your notes
  • He gives you a real big smile which instantly makes you flustered and look away
  • He finally notices this and with a sudden rush of confidence, he writes his number and a smiley face on a blank page in your notebook when you’re not looking
  • At the end of the class he hands you back your notebook all sweet and innocent like
  • You don’t even notice that he wrote his number because you never really check that notebook too much
  • So this POOR BUNNY is so upset thinking you weren’t interested and goes to work all pouty and moody
  • Little does he know you’re there already, studying in a little booth towards the back
  • So he comes in and puts on his uniform before he notices you
  • And he’s a little angry that you’re here after (unintentionally) rejecting him
  • But he’s fine after a few minutes of taking angry people’s orders
  • Finally you get to your literacy notebook and you open it, just wanting to find one small note when you see black marker seeping through one of the pages
  • You flip to that page and see some messy blob of,,,,something??
  • You’re able to make out the smiley face though
  • You instantly turn to look at Jungkook, finally putting two and two together
  • You grab your notebook and walk up to the counter
  • When he realizes you’re standing in line, holding your notebook, he pANICS
  • Are you going to call him out right now?
  • He tries acting cool and collected so when you’re next in line he’s strictly professional
  • “So what can I get you today?”
  • You hold up the messy page
  • “Your number please”
  • Needless to say you guys quickly become one of the cutest couples on campus
  • And his coworkers constantly tease him about you
  • But he actually doesn’t mind it in the slightest
  • Anyway you guys always study together and he always makes you drinks to try
  • It’s just a really cute and sweet relationship

Bonus:

nct quote masterlist
  • I wanna have xxxx with you fatass! love you forever darling-Ten’s birthday note to Johnny
  • You are all gay-Taeil
  • why do i need to buy chocolate if im the chocolate myself?-Jaehyun
  • Ten and I just showered together-Johnny
  • if you hold your pee in for too long, a big surprise will follow- Yuta
  • i like the bed because it gives me the feeling of a forest fairy-Taeil
  • Are these pokeballs?- Ten
  • Why do i look so scary?-Taeyong
  • This reminds me of the first time we met. I dont even remember that. Me neither, i just know it was awkward- Mark and Johnny
  • VERY HOT-Ten
  • Ten never looked at girls- Ten’s teacher
  • This is Taipei - Yuta
  • I really know nothing about dating - Taeyong
  • Hello we are the foreign swaggers- Mark 
  • I lived in america for 4 years thats why im here man-Jaehyun
  • Welcome back to the foreign swagger section-Mark
  • SM Super Cookie-Ten
  • I really dont think i can do this anymore-Taeyong
  • So today! February 2nd! Actually, its the 9th. Oh man dude what am i saying? No, its cool- Mark and Johnny
  • aISHETEDRU!-Ten
  • Doyoung who is filled with beautiful thoughts, I love you! -Taeyong
  • Everywhere I look, pose.  Everywhere I place my hand, its a pose. -Taeyong
  • I forgot how to do satoori-Hansol
  • A six-pack is too heavy for me, so now I only walk around with a one-pack.  I leave the other five behind.  I used to have chocolate abs, but i ate two of them. - Haechan
  • Who do you think is more handsome? Taeyong. Alright, who do you think is more handsome? Taeyong. -Jaehyun, Jisung, and Mark. 
  • I wake up at 7 am to water my plants.  But i dont have any plants - Haechan
  • LET DOYOUNG SPEAK- Taeyong
  • THESE CRYBABIES SERIOUSLY! *wipes away tears*- Haechan ofc
  • Ten and I showered together - Johnny
  • He is always following me!!!  What are you talking about… - Mark and Haechan
  • My friends call me a heater, cuz i bring the heat! - johnny
  • I love him [johnny] soooo much! - Ten
  • On my schedule, from noon to 1 pm, I avoid haechan - mark
  • Offer the last piece of food! Please accept my Taeyong :) -Taeyong and Doyoung
  • I’M HEARTBROKEN!!!!!- Haechan
  • *dolphin screams* - Chenle 
  • hello my name is marklee - Mark Lee
  • Ten was never interested in girls - Ten’s old teacher
  • Yes, I learned some Chinese phrases.  The one that left the deepest impression on me is “where is the bathroom”- Haechan
  • Everyone should take unflattering pictures of other people- Haechan 
  • *someone mentions Haechan’s name* ahhhh im getting stressed - Mark
  • Bugs are bugs, but I’m really afraid of people… especially haechan - mark
  • Don’t give any food to mark. Haechan, you know you wont survive today right? Theres also tomorrow and the day after. Theres no camera tomorrow! - Haechan and Mark
  • We (mark and haechan) have a fantasy-like relationship - Haechan
  • Don’t, the cameras are rolling ;)))) - Jaehyun
  • Pinch Johnny’s nose, he’ll either die or wake up - Yuta
  • My face looks big today.  It normally is big. - Chenle and Jisung
  • Winwin is cute, but he’s stupid - Kun
  • It’s Johnny’s Fashion Evaluation - Johnny 
  • I choked on an icecube and i really thought it was blocking my air passage.  I kept giving Johnny and Yuta looks to make them call 119 because i couldn’t speak nor breathe.  We thought that he was joking because he jokes around a lot. - Taeil and Yuta 
Best Friend Taehyung Would Include:

Originally posted by exoticmaknae

Anon asked: Having Taehyung as a best friend includes?

Masterlist 

  • skinship to the extreme
  • whether it be hugging, poking, tickling, cuddling, playful hitting, and jumping on you just because he is Tae
  • like the gif above
  • AESTHETIC PHOTOSHOOTS
  • you are his muse, he loves taking pictures of you and capturing all beautiful things, including you
  • You of course have to take pictures of him as well, the aesthetic king needs his photo taken as well
  • This adorable little puppy would most likely need your attention 24/7
  • Don’t you even dare let Taehyung see you gushing over how cute Jimin is, the poor baby would pout all day long
  • “I’m cuter than him! You’re my best friend, love me!! Compliment me!!”
  • And while him and Jungkook are playing overwatch, he would probably want you to be his own personal cheerleader
  • He loves when you hype him up, it makes him feel so loved
  • Shopping and fashion advice from a fashion God aka your best friend
  • Gucci. Talk.
  • Meme selca’s with Tae
  • You send meme's of Tae to him with the me caption “When it isn't Gucci.”
  • He pretends to hate it, but really he loves it with all his heart because his meme faces make you laugh
  • He loves when you laugh
  • Prepare for the cutest boxy grin and cutest laugh because you will see/hear it 25/8, because you bring the best out of him
  • You and Taehyung join forces to defeat and tease the golden maknae
  • Movie looking (hehehe) nights together
  • Honestly life with Taehyung would be like one of those really good indie, underground movies that aren’t really big
  • Coffee shop dates, music store browsing, and capturing nature through photography, walks through the park
  • Live for the aesthetic
  • You will probably loose him in the store a lot and find him making cute faces at a kid, or having a conversation with a kid.
  • god he is so good with kids
  • If you have siblings and you need to babysit, he will be on his way
  • When you’re sad he wont rest until you are happy and smiling
  • Is it cuddles you need? He will cuddle you all night
  • Food? He will drive to wherever your heart desires to get you what you want
  • Your happiness is his happiness
  • Sometimes at night the two of you get really deep into conversation and his insecurities would surface
  • “Am I really ass stupid as everyone thinks?”
  • “No, you are wonderful. You are smart and funny and so much more. Not to mention you are going to be a great dad.”
  • If he finds out someone broke your heart he would be pissed, begging to know who it was
  • “I just want to talk.”
  • I think this boy was made to love, and made to be loved
  • Somewhere during your friendship he would fall for you, loving your company, your kind words, your cuddles, your cute little mannerisms
  • He loved everything about you, and the moment he realized he was in love with you he’d go to his hyung’s and ask for advice
  • Holidays with Taehyung would be extra as fuck
  • On Halloween, the two of you HAD to have the best couples costumes and probably spend some time giving out candy and some time hosting a killer party
  • Thanksgiving, you and Jin prepared the meal and as much as Tae wanted to help Jin would not let him
  • “No, you are going to burn down the house.”
  • So he would just sit and watch you gracefully cook and be so happy that you get along with his friends
  • Christmas is when I picture he tell you his feelings, and to me I think he may tell you with a small peck on the lips
  • He’d pull away with a hopeful look and when you pull him in for another kiss his happy little heart would explode
  • “I knew you couldn’t resist me”
  • Your friendship didn’t change very much, it was the same but with a new romantic overlay to the atmosphere + hand holding and kissing and other stuff
pearvi


I drabbled.

ereri, just under 2000 words, pearvi

Levi thinks he has a wonderful excuse. Starving and alone in the streets as a kid? Definitely a good excuse. And it’s not like anyone stopped him from stacking a mountain on his plate in the corps. Nope, no one would stop humanity’s strongest from getting his damn lunch. So what was really going to change now?

Nothing, that’s what.

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Family Weekend - WillNE

Originally posted by ohsidemen

Pairing: Will Lenney (WillNE) & Y/N 
Words: 2.6k+
Warning(s): none
Summary/Request: Can you do a Will imagine where your visiting home with your boyfriend Will and your sister has a 3-year-old girl and she loves him straight away and he keeps making her laugh and smile and all and ahhh just some fluffy cute shit also please include his jumpers there’s my favourite BUT SOMETHING FLUFFY AND KISSES PLEASEEE I LOVE YOU
A/N: i stg if Will reads this I will delete my life. Anyway, hope you like it!
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You were visiting home for the weekend with Will. This was nothing new for the two of you, you had been dating for around 5 years and known each other for forever before that.

You opened the front door to your family home, calling for your parents saying that you had arrived.
After your call, you heard a stumbling and a pitter patter of feet running down the hallway towards you. You crouched down, opening your arms for your incoming 3-year-old niece, Amelia, that was bolting down towards the front door where you stood. She ran into your arms, quickly wrapping her arms around your neck. She giggled as you picked her up, spinning her around.

As quick as she said hi to you she was already asking where Will was. Ever since they first met they were the best of friends, always playing with each other and making each other laugh.
Just as you were about to answer her you heard his voice come from outside the door as he walked through it with your bags for the weekend.

“Of course, I’m here. I wouldn’t pass up the chance to see you, you cheeky monkey,” he says, setting the bags down and opening his arms.
Amelia giggles at the nickname, and ran into his arms when you set her down. He picks her up and tickles her sides a bit to release all the giggles that she had. She rested her head on his shoulder as he moved to hold her with one arm.

“I missed you guys,” she said sweetly, moving to cuddle into Will’s warm frame.


Your sister comes down the hall and takes a few of your bags as Will is still holding Lia. 
You move to the kitchen where your parents are sitting with mugs of tea in front of them. You catch them up on a few things that have happened since you last saw them, them doing the same.
There was a small lull in the conversation so you looked over to where Will was and saw him contently sitting on the floor, children’s makeup smeared over his face and a pink tiara sitting on top of his fluffy hair.
You sister sees where you’re looking and smiles at the sight. 

“He’s really good with her. I’m glad you’re with him,” she says, a broad smile on her face.
 You hear him tell her a stupid joke and poke her in the side to see her cutely giggle.

You were on the sofa watching a movie, a cosy blanket thrown over you. Initially it had been just you and Will on the sofa but Lia had quickly joined you, cuddling up in between the two of you.

Half way through the movie you look down to see her eyes slowly closing and then opening quickly again, trying to keep herself awake. You looked over at your sister, getting her attention and nodding down to the sleeping toddler.

She stood up from where she was sitting, reaching down to lift her up, Lia’s eyes opening slowly at the movement.

“Time to go to bed missy.” At this a small whine left her mouth.

“Want uncle Will to put me to bed,” she said, reaching her arms out towards him, and making grabby hands at him. Your sister gave him a look that told him he didn’t need to do it if he didn’t want to, but he stood up, lifting her out of your sister’s arms and made their way up to her room, the two talking and giggling the whole way.

When he begins to walk out of sight you feel your parents staring at you, cheesy grins stretched across their face at what had just happened.

“Stop it,” you say, hiding your face slightly with the blanket that was still wrapped around you.


After a while you go up to see what’s taking him so long. You get to the cracked open door and stand in it and hear him reading Lia one of her books, accents and funny voices in full effect, tired giggles from Lia quickly following.
“Right, it’s time for you to go to sleep now,” you hear him say.
Peeking your head into the room ever so slightly you see him tuck her in as she begins to tiredly babble a little bit.
“Do you love aunty y/n?” she asks. 
He smiles down at her.
“I love her a lot. Now it’s time for you to go to sleep I’ll see you in the morning.” He leans down and presses a quick kiss to her forehead, making his way out of the room.
As he kissed her on the head you made your way to the landing area, leaning against the banister. He shuts her door and turns to see you standing there, a small smirk on your face.
He walks over to you, a blush rising on his cheeks, a bashful look on his face. He wraps his long arms around your waist, hiding his head in your neck.
He runs his hands up and down your sides lightly, “How much of that did you hear?”
You laugh, reaching your hands up to run through his messy hair.
“I heard enough,” you answered, placing a small kiss on his shoulder.

He pulls back, both hands on your waist still, moving your top up so he could run his thumb over your skin as he leans forward, pressing light and frequent kisses to your lips.
One of his hands leaves your hip, making its way up to your cheek, cupping your jaw with his large hand as he makes the kiss longer, your lips getting heavier, beginning to part when you heard someone clearing their throat.
You pull away rapidly, looking to the source of the noise.
You see your mum standing there, arms crossed but a smirk on her face.
“I hope Amelia didn’t see any of that.” she said, walking around you to her room, “Oh and no funny business tonight!” she called, closing her door.
Will let out a relieved breath, a shaky laugh following it.
“I thought she was gonna kill us,” he said jokingly, grabbing your hand, and making your way to your room.
“She’s caught us doing a lot worse than that,” you say, going to get your pyjamas from your bag.
You felt something light hit you on the back, looking down you saw it was a pillow. 
You looked up at will who gave you a look, “Don’t remind me of that time, your dad almost chopped me in half,” he said, a chill running down his spine at the memory.
You laughed as you both got changed into your pjs, making your way under the cosy duvet, slowly gravitating towards each other.

You lay your head on his chest, his arm coming around to rest on your back, making its way slowly up and down your back.
“Lia loves you,” you say absentmindedly, breaking the small silence that had come over you.
You felt him smile above you, “She’s very cute, I like making her laugh,” he says, his hand moving your top up so he could draw little patterns on your skin. “She reminds me of you,” he continued, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. 
You could feel yourself falling asleep with his calming movements on your back when he said softly, “I can’t wait until we have one of them." 

You woke up to Lia poking your side. Your parents and sister had to go out for the day, leaving you and Will to look after her.
You got out of bed, leading her down the stairs to allow Will to sleep for a bit longer.
You look her into the kitchen, lifting her up onto the counter. 
"Do you want to make some pancakes for breakfast?” you asked, delighted when you saw her little face light up. 
She clapped her hands as you went to get all the ingredients and equipment that you would need for making them.
You had music playing, soft giggles leaving Lia’s mouth as you danced ridiculously around the room with her, pretending to do the tango and then some very bad break dancing.


When breakfast was done both you and Lia crept up the stairs to go wake Will up. He was laying on his front, his face snuggled into the pillow, fair as messy as ever.
You lifted Lia up into the bed, allowing her to jump up and down as much as she liked on the bed as long as it woke Will up.
You laughed as you could see him wake up from the sudden movements and the angelic laughter. He moves quickly and suddenly, grabbing a bouncing Lia and tickling her sides relentlessly.
She let out laughs and giggles until she was out of breath begging for him to stop.
Eventually he does and you all make your way down to breakfast.

After breakfast was done you asked Lia what she wanted to do. In of course a 3 year olds style, bake a cake was the first thing out of her mouth.
But a pleading look from Will as well as puppy dog eyes from Lia meant that you had to give in.
You weren’t going to make it from scratch, thinking it would be too messy if you didn’t just start with a ready mix.
You got out all the ingredients and chocolate buttons to decorate it with, leaning down to get the mixer you head a small giggle and a swift ‘shhh’.
You turned your head and saw both Lia and Will looking overly innocent.
“What’s going on over there?” you ask, a smile on your face.
You see Will shrug, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
You laughed and went back to getting things out of the drawer. You heard the same thing again. You whipped your head around and saw a slightly guilty looking Will and Lia with a giant grin on her face.
You turned around to them properly, “What are you two doing?”
Lia laughed, walking over to you, and held her hand out.
“Here aunty y/n, you can have some too.” you take the chocolate button from her hand, looking over at Will and gave him a joking dirty look. You picked her up as Will crossed his arms and started talking.
“Oh, so you’re ratting me out, now are you? After everything I did for you.” he said, shaking his head and letting out a laugh at the end.
She lets out a laugh and you move her over to stand on a chair so she can reach the counter top.
You stand behind her to make sure she won’t fall off or hurt herself.
Will comes over behind you and wraps his arms around your waist, placing slow and silent kisses on your neck as you watch her mix what’s in the bowl.
As you feel his hands wandering a bit too much you shake him off with a laugh, moving to help Lia before she over mixed the cake batter.

After the cake was baked and was cooling you all made your way up to get washed and changed, you were all covered in some type of chocolate while you were baking.
You were now going to the park with Lia.
It was a lot of laughs and pushing her on the swing, Will making a fool of himself just to get a laugh from her or you. You couldn’t stop laughing when she insisted he go down the baby slide with her, however Will’s long stature made it very difficult for him to not get stuck.

On your way home, it started to get cold, and even though Lia was bundled up in her warmest coat she was snuggling into Wills neck and clinging onto him for warmth the entire walk home.
He sets her down on the ground for a minute, taking off his soft jumper and putting it on her.
She let out a laugh when her head emerged from the massive amounts of fabric. She was completely drowned in fabric and she didn’t have her hands to be seen for days because of how long the sleeves were. But she was warm and she was comfy so she didn’t care.
He picked her up again and moved her to one arm, interlacing his fingers together with yours with his other hand. Lia nuzzles her head into his neck and relaxes now that she’s warm.

You stop into the shop on your way home to allow her to pick out a treat for being so good today.
You walked over to the sweetie aisle, pointing out the different sweets that she usually likes and asked her what she wanted. She pointed at something but wasn’t specific enough, and as Will moved closer to where she pointed. She made a grabby hand to the thing she wanted, Will pulling away jokingly every time her little hand got near it. You stood smiling at the two of them when an older lady walked up to the three of you.
“You are a beautiful family. It reminds me of when I had my first child.” she says, a smile on her face at the happy memory.
As you went to correct her about Lia not being yours, Will butts in quickly.
“Thank you,” he says, running a hand up and down Lia’s back in a comforting manner.
The lady looks back at you with a smile, “You’ve got a keeper there.”

It was now the next morning and you had to go home, much to the dismay of Amelia. 
You were now standing at the door, your bags were already in the car and you were hugging your parents and sister, who had a sobbing Lia in her arms.
You reach out and take her into a hug, her tiny arms wrapping around your neck tightly.
“I-I’m just going t-to miss yous a lot,” she sobbed out, “I like it-it when you’re here.”
You rub your hand up and down her back, pressing kisses to her head and her cheeks while you rocked her back and forth gently.
“Shhh, it’s okay. Hey, what if really soon you come see me and Will? Come have a sleepover with us?” you ask her, hoping that it would cheer her up.
Her sniffles died down a bit and her head rose to meet your eyes.
“Really?” she asked, her tiny fists rubbing at her eyes.
You nod your head sincerely, pressing one last kiss to her cheek before setting her down.
Will crouches down beside her, wiping away some stray tears that were running down her chubby cheek with his long finger.
“You’ll see us soon, okay?” he reassures her, bringing her in for a hug, rocking back and forth on his toes as she knocked his balance a bit.
He let her go when her crying stopped. You both began to walk to your car, Will getting in the driver’s seat.
You looked in the rear-view mirror as you drove down the driveway, seeing them all waving at you, smiles on their faces.
As you were stopped at a red-light Will turned to you slightly, taking your hand and giving it a kiss on the back of it. He moves that hand down to your stomach, his thumb rubbing back and forth over it. 

 "Lia’s going to be excited that the next time she sees us she’s going to have a companion.“

Got7′s Reaction To Walking In On Their S/O Changing Clothes

a/n: I’m so much better with oneshots than I am with reactions omgg

Jaebum: He would look you up and down, a cute little smirk on his face, thinking of what he might do to you if you two weren’t about to be late to go out and meet up with the other members.

Originally posted by justrightforjb

Mark: He would laugh as you scrambled to get something to cover yourself up with, since he had already seen that, and a lot more of your body, so it was really nothing to get flustered over.

Originally posted by marksseunie

Jackson: He would find it cute how embarrassed you were all of the sudden. He’d reassure you that you posses the most beautiful body, and that he doesn’t want you to feel embarrassed about it. You’d probably have some really adorably passionate sex after.

Originally posted by got7official

Jinyoung: He would probably stare at you. No like a creepy, stalkery stare, but a somehow charming, super loving stare. You might fuck, you might not, who knows?

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae: With Youngjae it would go one of two ways. Either he’d be super level headed and cute about it, saying it’s an honest mistake and would give you some privacy, or he would freak the fuck out and act a fool. I choose to believe scenario one is the more likely one.

Originally posted by choiyoungjaeappreciation

Bambam: Bam’s reaction would be similar to Mark’s, but he’d be making stupid faces and jokes in addition to the laughter. He’d probably also have some less than appropriate thoughts.

Originally posted by tanjhent

Yugyeom: He, like Bam and Mark, would make jokes, but, like Jackson, would also be so sweet about the matter, probably giving you a little kiss on the top of your head and leaving you to finish changing.

Originally posted by chichangyu

In Your Dreams » Youngjae

Pairing: Fuckboy!Youngjae x Reader

Summary: Youngjae lives with y/n and has for a while now, she had learned that he is a major fuckboy and has a thing for trying to get into her pants. What will happen when she is woken up in the middle of the night to his stupid nonsense?

❝ Please, please let me cum.❞

 Just moan already, I’ve heard them before.

Genre: Smut, Angst

Warnings: Swearing, dirty talk, wet dreams, oral (giving), oral (receiving)

Word Count: 5.4k

Note: I think the gif problem is fixed now, if it is could someone please let me know? 

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Muse - “Crazy Hypotheticals”

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ANYWAYS PLS ENJOY THIS AND HAPPY OSCARS YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UR LOVE AND SUPPORT AND *WIPING TEARS* I JUST LOVE U A LOT OK HERE WE FCKIN GO

summary: *to the tune of ‘what’s this’ from a nightmare b4 christmas* first date? first date!! there’s magic in the air! first date, firs- wait!!!! Karen, what should i wear!!!!!!!!!!
word count: 5600+ lmao kill me 
warnings: swearing !! as per usual i’m sorry yall i cannot help myself - also drinking, bad dancing, some terrible spanglish!!! lots of stuttering !!!! terribly formatted texting + facetime, lots of dopey smiles + way too many commas


HERE WE GO YALL CROSS YA FINGERS

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dreammeposts  asked:

I so desperately wanted somthing good today so I decided re-read some of your old posts. They all are so great! But I found out that there is no Saeran and V in request about Wedding night with RFA:(. Can you please do them too when you have time? These two guys really deserve something so sweet!

Thank you, you’re really sweet <3 I’m so glad I’m bringing you this much happiness, and feel free to alwways talk to me if you feel like it, okay?

So here it is:

Wedding night: Saeran and V 


Saeran

  • “Okay, I heard about runaway brides and runaway grooms, but this is crazy.” Zen stated to Jaehee.
  • “And the best man is missing too.” Jumin said. “What? Saeyoung isn’t here either?”
  • “No, I checked twice, the three of them just… disappeared.” Yoosung said breathlessly, as he came in running.
  • Nobody wanted to say it loud, but they were all thinking the same: the twins’ father. Did he take you as hostage and forced the tins to come with him without resistance?
  • You and Saeran let your phones in the hotel, Saeyoung had his, apparently, but it kept going to voicemail, which was already filled with messages from Yoosung.
  • Jumin was getting ready to send a force task after the three of you. But Saeyoung finally picked up. “Saeyoung, what’s happening? Are you okay? Are MC and Saeran okay?” Yoosung sounded desperate, but he was so relieved
  • “Yeah, they’re great! Just chill, bro.” “How can I chill? The bride and the groom are missing!” “They’re not missing, they’re fine and in the way of their honeymoon.” “What? How can they have a honeymoon without the wedding?” Zen asked as Yoosung put the call on speaker.
  • “Yeah, here’s the thing… there won’t be a wedding…” “What?” all of them asked at the same time. “Well, you should hear this from them, but they decided they aren’t ready for a wedding right now.” “But are they ready for honeymoon, huh?” Jumin asked, his personal beliefs were very clear here.
  • “Well, I’m not in the position to judge and neither are you. Let them be happy as they want. Okay, gotta go! Something just came up! Ba-bye!” he hangs up “Where were we?”
  • “The part about me taking this man to be my lawfully wedded husband?” you say, smiling. “Seriously, what kind of minister answers his phone in the middle of the vows?” Saeran glared at his brother.
  •  “I’m not a real minister, bro, I’m just doing this because you two insisted in having a smaller ceremony.” Really smaller, as it were only the three of you, and a squirrel walking by in the park you two chose to have this symbolic ceremony. So what if it wasn’t official? What you two shared felt official for a while now…
  • “Yeah, whatever. And what’s with the honeymoon thing? Tmi, stupid!” “Well, that was the only way to make them feel uncomfortable about asking anything else, you’re welcome. And can I say you’re very cute saying ‘tmi’, brother? You’re cute, Saeran” Saeyoung teased him.
  • Saeran was ready to pick up a fight, but you cupped his face with your hands, forcing him to focus on you. “This is not a moment to fight, this is about love, remember?” How could he forget? You looked like you just stepped out of one of his dreams, the ones he never thought he could have a few years ago.
  • “Yeah, of course. I’m sorry.” He said, blushing. You wanted to squeeze his cheeks, but that would only make him more flustered, and he hated being flustered in front of his brother. “That’s fine, I know you’re just nervous. Proceed, Minister Choi”
  • “Yes, sure. So, uhm… MC, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in… ah, that’s boring and I’m not a real Minister, let’s go to the fun part… If there be anyone present who may show just and lawful cause why this couple may not be legally wed, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.” “There’s nobody here but us, idiot!” “What about the squirrel?”
  • “I swear in the name of the squirrel I’ll punch you, Saeyoung!” you glare at him, Saeran chuckles at your sudden change of mood. “Ahhh, don’t! Your punches really hurt! Uhmm… with the powers vested in me by Longcat, I now pronounce you wife and husband…”
  • “Aren’t you missing something?” Saeran asks impatiently. “Ah sure… You may kiss the bri…” Saeran didn’t even wait for his brother to finish, he pulled you for a kiss, not even caring if his brother was watching.
  • “Let’s go, Mr. Squirrel, I think honeymoon just started!” Saeyoung says, almost running out of there.

V

  • He didn’t show up to the bachelor party the night before the wedding, that itself felt a little suspicious.
  • Then he wasn’t in his room on the wedding day. Jumin, his best man, kept pacing back and forth, calling him every two minutes.
  • Nobody wanted to think of this, but they were all wondering if V disappeared because he realized he didn’t forget her completely… yes, this marriage thing was so sudden! Was he trying to force himself on forgetting her? Of course this wouldn’t end up well…
  • The RFA voted as Jaehee to talk to you, she was the only one that would sound alarming enough without getting you to panic. Also, the boys were too scared of seeing you cry.
  • You didn’t even flinch. Were you also expecting for something like this? “Don’t worry. We’ll find him.” You stated. Oh… not really, you just trusted him.
  • But as soon as she let you alone, you realized how scared you were. Would he be really capable of just abandoning you like this?
  • You needed some fresh air, so you sneaked out of the room. It was a beautiful late afternoon, the sky was a mix of orange, pink and purple…
  • That did a beautiful contrast to his turquoise hair. Yes, V was there, leaning by the porch in front of the beach. You weren’t sure if you should come close, he looked like he was in some kind of trance.
  •  “Jihyun?” you asked, and he turned suddenly, almost falling when he realized you were ready. You looked like a sea nymph, a goddess of the waters.
  • “MC, I… I’m sorry, I… you look stunning, my love.” “Thank you, I dressed like that for the wedding, you know? That one with the two of us?”
  • “Yes, of course. I apologize for losing track of time. Is everybody mad at me?” “No, they’re just worried, I suppose.”
  • “Are you worried?” “Well, I… there’s this part of me who tells me not to get worried. We love each other and we want to share a whole life!” “But…”
  • “But there’s this other part of me, the one that remembers that… she is somewhere in Alaska right now… getting better. What if she gets really better, V? Will you leave me for her?” BOOM! There it was…
  • “MC, the bullet I took for her… is out of my body, but I still feel the pain. Not physically, but it let a mark on me, a reminder that no matter what I did for her, all that was left for me when it comes to her is… pain.”
  • “And when it comes to me…?” “I feel like I’m under the most beautiful sky in the world. You remind me, that no matter how wide is the world, I can spread my horizons ever further when I’m with you.” Oh… wow.
  • “I love you, MC. I wish I can put in more proper words, but… I don’t know the words that express how much I love you.” He held your hand and hugged you tenderly.
  • “Now I believe a wedding should be in session, right?” “Can we stay like this just a little longer?” you asked and he chuckled. “Anything you want, my angel.”

This was an additon to this post~

prophetparadox  asked:

Mind if I make a request for Prompto and his S/O playing video games headcanons? I'm in the mood for something silly and I think this is right up my alley!

A.N: Yay, a nice simple and cute headcanon request! <3 Thanks so much for sending this one in lovely! I hope I do it justice given that I am actually not too much of a gamer- I only play Final Fantasy titles LOL *runs away and hides from the real gamers of the fandom*

Tagging some pals: @blindbae, @itshaejinju, @cupnoodle-queen, @nifwrites, @stunninglyignis, @neko-otaku13, @alicemoonwonderland, @hypaalicious, @louisvuittontrashbags, @diabolik-trash-heap, @dirtyffxvconfession and @ridingchocobros <3 :)


Prompto x Reader Video Game Night SFW Headcanons:

  • It’s funny how Prompto’s eyes light up with adoration when you suggest a video game night with him.
  • He immediately begins to talk about all the games that he’s going to play with you. He’s all about Time Crisis and Overwatch- he loves first person shooters and multi-player video games!
  • Prompto also has an array of roleplaying games for you to play in case you end up being a story gamer- to be completely honest, Prompto doesn’t really have the patience to get through a whole RPG. Noctis, however… he does. And that is the only reason why Prompto has those games- because Noctis gifted them to him.
  • When you arrive at Prompto’s apartment, it’s a little cluttered- but in an organised manner? Like, his games are all over the floor, but they are in haphazard stacks on the floor, organised on the basis of genre.
  • His gaming console is ready and rearing to go, and it seems that he’s already started on the snacks. His blond hair is floppy, and pushed back with a hair band that he swears he nicked from Iris when she visited with Gladio back in the day.
  • Yeah… sure Prompto…
  • He’s in his pyjamas- a ratty chocobo tank top that shows off his amazingly tone arms, and some loose chequered blue sleeping pants. He’s wearing moogle print socks- he swears Aranea sent them to him as a gag present.
  • Sure Prompto… you cute bean- don’t deny your cuteness, embrace it!
  • Anyways, so seeing your boyfriend in his sleep wear, you immediately change into your own sleeping clothes in the bathroom and dump your bag into Prompto’s room- bringing out the container of brownies you made for the evening.
  • Prompto’s eyes lit up and you think he’s fallen in love with you again at the sight of your brownies.
  • In actual fact, he was more excited about the fact that you were wearing chocobo themed pyjamas too. Just regular, long-sleeved flannel pyjamas. But there were chibi chocobos all over them pink material and Prompto Argentum was absolutely enamoured.
  • Then, you pointed to the game console and the competitiveness started then. You are terrible at getting the controls right for all the games that you play in the first instance that you play it. But then as you continue on, Prompto begins to get a little frustrated at how fast you’re learning. Because he can get a little #petty about his gaming prowess.
  • “Wait! No, you’re cheating! Y/N!!!” he will constantly whine as you begin to win more than a few rounds in a row.
  • It ends up being Prompto who calls it quits and shoves a random RPG game into the console and sits back, pulling the second controller out of your hands and pulling you close to his side with a pout on his adorable pink lips.
  • You grin and just let Prompto play through the RPG- though he soon grows frustrated at how under-levelled all his characters are, and you end up having to farm experience points for Prompto while he back-seat games with you.
  • “No, you gotta use the ice magic on the lighting type because then the ice will shatter-!”
  • “Prom, that doesn’t make sense at all. I’m using fire…”
  • “NOOOOOOO!”
  • “It’s dead.”
  • “Oh! YAY!”
  • Honestly, playing games with Prompto is an out of body experience. He’s really cute whether he’s winning or losing. He’s cute when he doesn’t know what he’s doing- and that stupid little knowing smile on his face when he does know what he’s doing just makes you grin along with him because… he just looks so damn accomplished!
  • It’s almost two in the morning when you and Prompto call it a night. You’ve been farming experience points for the bulk of the night, and Prompto’s characters are now over-levelled for where he is up to in the game, but when you try to tell him he can play- you notice that his head his incredibly heavy on your shoulder, and his apple shampoo smells sweet, just like him, as he’s snoozing peacefully on your shoulder.
  • You unfortunately have to shake your bae awake- and he does rouse from his sleep quite easily. He blinks at you and laughs tiredly as he rubs his eyes.
  • “Did you have fun?” he asks you.
  • You end up making excuses to visit Prompto’s home so that you can play his RPG games because… the stories are actually pretty good!
  • Your gaming night with Prompto was a blast- and you enjoyed the night in.
  • You can’t wait to do it again! <3

anonymous asked:

Hey Kotori, I have a request, if you can! Maybe Rein, and 76, as a teacher to s/o and she ends up with a crush on him, not realizing that he's become obsessed with her? You can take it any direction you want, I think it would be amazing writting by you! Thanks so much, have a good day 😊 (btw, nsfw/noncon is welcome as always but of course never needed!)

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anonymous asked:

Who are Dan and Phil? I see them alot on your tumblr and I seen their book in barnes and nobles but I'm not sure who they are exactly. #curiousanon

Hoooo boy - 

They’re two internet personalities - they both have Youtube Channels, they both vlog and do skits, they used to host a radio show at BBC Radio 1, they have written/composed two books together - “The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire”, which they hosted a stage show for (which toured internationally!) and “Dan And Phil Go Outside” (pictures from their tour), they have in the past hosted the Youtube stream of the Brit Awards, they host weekly webcam live shows on Younow where they interact with their fans…

They are both very creative, approachable, intelligent and hilarious people. 

Dan’s internet username is “danisnotonfire” - check him out on Youtube!! 

Phils’ is “amazingphil”! 

They also have a joint channel called “DanAndPhilGAMES” which is hilarious. Also “DanAndPhilCRAFTS”, which is a joke lol. 

Basically if you like memes and sarcasm and rants about stupid people, go with Dan. I’d recommend starting with his “What Not To Do […thing..” series on Youtube. 

Phil is really wholesome and adorable and all of his videos are really cute - especially his “Sleepless Night With Phil” series. 

Once a year they put whiskers on their faces and answer ridiculous questions and do dares and compile into a video called “Phil Is Not On Fire” - there are 8 now (for every year they’ve been together) and I’d highly recommend watching those ^_^ 

HAVE FUN RUINING YOUR LIFE LMAO

anonymous asked:

“You think I’m nervous because you’re interviewing me for this high end job but actually it’s because you’re stupidly hot” AU + jikook~

Pairing: Jikook
Prompt: “You think I’m nervous because you’re interviewing me for this high end job but actually it’s because you’re stupidly hot” AU
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,450

“We’re sorry you’ve had to wait this long,” Hoseok frowns, as he settles in the seat across from Jungkook in the waiting area.

“It’s alright,” Jungkook smiles. “This is a huge organisation after all, I’m sure everyone here is very busy.”

Hoseok looks almost relieved by his reply, the corners of his lips tugging up in a small smile. “The manager will be ready in a few minutes. In the meantime, any questions?”

Honestly, Jungkook had many questions. Or perhaps many may still be an understatement. This is BTS they’re talking about - the advertising and marketing agency that has clinched top position for almost a decade. It’s been Jungkook’s dream to get into BTS ever since he decided on the marketing and communications route when entering university. And now he’s here - sitting in the office with the human resource manager and waiting for his interview slot. Jungkook doesn’t even know how he managed to pass the preliminary rounds to get to this final stage. It’s still so surreal, and Jungkook draws a blank at Hoseok’s question.

Hoseok is still patiently waiting for a reply, so Jungkook blurts the first thing that comes to mind. “What’s the manager like?”

“The manager interviewing you?” Hoseok seems to light up at that. “His name is Park Jimin. He joined us two years ago and is one of our youngest managers around. A really talented man if you ask me. The best we could possibly ask for. You know the perfume ad that won the Emmy for Commercials last year?” At Jungkook’s nod, he continues, “Jimin helmed that project.”

Two years and a manger running the biggest projects there are? Winning top awards after a year in? Hoseok doesn’t even look thirty and he’s calling Jimin young. If anything, Jungkook’s already in awe. But before he can get another word out, there’s a voice from across the waiting room. “Hoseok hyung, I’m ready.”

“Finally, busy man.” Hoseok grins and stands, and Jungkook quickly follows suit, casting his glance across the room. His breath catches.

There’s a man in a white shirt and black slacks, sleeves rolled up to just below his elbows and first two buttons undone to give off a more casual vibe. He’s small in stature, a good few centimeters shorter than Jungkook, but he carries himself with an air of confidence. And he’s smiling, eyes reducing to slits and mouth wide in a grin. Jungkook tries but fails to stop staring like an idiot because holy shit, no one prepared him for this. Hoseok said young, but he didn’t say good-looking. Hot, Jungkook’s mind supplies unhelpfully and he resists the urge to club himself in the head with Hoseok’s tumbler.

“Is this the interviewee with you?” Jungkook jolts a little at that, focusing his gaze just in time to find Jimin’s attention now on him. His gaze is sharp but not unkind, almost a little inquisitive as he gives Jungkook a quick onceover. Jungkook bows deep in greeting, praying hard that his knees don’t give in from how weak they feel.

“Yeah,” Hoseok says. “This is Jeon Jungkook.” He guides Jungkook forward with a gentle grip around his elbow. “All yours now, Jimin.”

“Thanks, hyung,” Jimin says before gesturing to Jungkook. “Come on, we’ll use the meeting room down the corridor.”

Once they’re both seated, Jimin turns to him and smiles. “Glad you could make it for the interview today, Jungkook.”

“I-It’s no problem.” Jungkook groans internally, that did not come out right. Jimin’s gaze is distracting (this close Jungkook sees that he’s wearing grey contact lenses) and Jungkook’s mind is a mess. “I m-mean uhh I’m really grateful for this opportunity.”

“Well,” Jimin picks up a pen, scribbling down something short. “Tell me more about yourself.”

With Jimin looking down at his paper, Jungkook feels like he can finally catch the breath that’s been knocked out of him earlier. “My name is Jungkook, and I studied marketing and comm-”

“That’s in your resume,” Jimin cuts in. Jungkook blinks, fingers toying with a stray thread at the waist of his slacks. “I want to know what’s special about you, what makes you stand out from the crowd.”

Against his will, Jungkook’s eyes wander to Jimin’s full lips, his thoughts drifting a little before he snaps back, chiding himself silently. Licking his lips, Jungkook starts, “I uhh… I’ve been doing some work, I mean freelance work since freshman year. Oh, I umm,” he pauses, digging through his bag to pull out a file. “I brought my portfolio.”

Jimin reaches for the file, their fingers brushing and Jungkook quickly retracts his hands, tucking them between his thighs to keep them from shaking.

“Look pretty good,” Jimin says, as he flips through the file.

“Thank you,” Jungkook mutters. He lets himself stare at the manager’s small hands and wanders how they’ll feel clasped in his bigger ones.

“You know,” Jimin starts, and Jungkook jerks a little at his voice. There’s a hint of a smile on Jimin’s lips as he stares straight into Jungkook’s eyes. Jungkook tries not to break the eye contact, even if his insides are squirming so much that he wants to get up and move around to get rid of that feeling. “You’re awfully nervous for someone this talented and experienced.”

“Oh,” Jungkook says. Jimin raises his eyebrows in question. “Uhh… thank you?”

Jimin tips his head back and laughs, and it catches Jungkook off-guard (it’s a professional interview for a top company after all). It should be unattractive with his eyes disappearing and nearly all his teeth showing, but all Jungkook can think is how he still is terribly handsome. He’s whipped and so, so screwed. Taehyung’s going to have the time of his life teasing him if he finds out that Jungkook is having a “high school crush” on his maybe-soon-to-be manager.

“Cute,” Jimin utters softly, but Jungkook still catches it. He dies a little inside.

“So, Jungkook,” Jimin starts again. “I know this is a huge organization and all, and it may seem a little intimidating, but you don’t have to be so nervous.”

No, Jungkook thinks. No, Jimin’s got it all wrong. Because Jungkook, with more than three years of design experience on his belt, is not at all worried about his skills. He isn’t at all nervous because this is some huge ass company that rakes in millions per project and billions each year. 

No, if there’s anything that’s making the ever-confident Jungkook sweat and stutter, it’s Park Jimin.

“Your resume and portfolio is pretty impressive,” Jimin is saying. “Maybe you could tell me what concerns you have that is keeping you nervous now?”

How is he going to explain that it’s not the job but Jimin’s face and overall presence that’s making him jittery? Jungkook sighs mentally. Why does Jimin have to be so damn hot and cute all at once and mess with his mind?

“I mean…” The lilt in Jimin’s voice has Jungkook finally focusing his gaze on the manager. He blinks, confused, because what? Jimin is smirking?

“If it helps you relax and stutter less, I could always turn around so you don’t have to see my face,” Jimin says.

It take three whole seconds for Jungkook to process his words before he colors, unconsciously covering his face in embarrassment. So he’s not only a stuttering mess but he actually said those thoughts out loud. Called Jimin hot and cute to his face at an interview.

“I’m sorry,” Jungkook mumbles. This is it. His only chance at BTS is gone. Jungkook doesn’t know if he should laugh or cry at his stupidity.

“Jungkook,” Jimin says. He waits until Jungkook lowers his hands to look at him before continuing. “Let me ask you one question: Do you really want this job?”

“Yes,” Jungkook blurts, nodding to emphasize his point. “It’s been a dream job for me.” Vaguely, Jungkook registers that he didn’t stutter this time.

Jimin doesn’t answer immediately but continues to stare right at Jungkook, assessing. Jungkook tries not to fidget, biting on the inside of his bottom lip to keep still.

“You’re hired.”

“I’m- wait, I’m hired?” Jungkook can’t keep the incredulity out of his voice.

“Yes,” Jimin’s smiling, “You start next week, congratulations.”

“Thank you!” Jungkook can’t keep the wide smile from spreading across his lips. “Thank you so much.”

“I’ll see you then.” And Jungkook takes this as his cue to leave, gathering his things. Just as he’s stepping over to the door, Jimin starts, “Oh and Jungkook?”

Jungkook spins around in response, one hand on the door handle.

“You’ll be working directly under me,” Jimin says, gesturing to himself. “So get used to this face.”


A/N: Thank you for requesting anonnie bc I needed to get my jikook feels out after today’s vlive (*≧▽≦) 

Send me a prompt and a bangtan pairing, I’ll write you a short fic ♡

Whitebeard becoming a grandfather


Ok so this is too cute, and we are going to say that Ace and his S/O are waiting twins : a girl and a boy.

-It was a normal day on the Moby Dick, Marco was working his ass off, Thatch was flirting with the nurses and Ace was doing some stupid things again.

-But whitebeard get a little bit surprised when Ace comes at him, a big smile on his cute face.

-He was like : What have you done again and how much I got to pay for it

-Ace then ask for all his brothers to come because he has something important to say

-At this moment, Whitebeard knew that something was about to go down. Really bad.

-Then Ace tell him THAT, like a cute little proud kitten.

-Whitebeard was like : You stole this baby Ace ? YOU CAN’T STEAL ANOTHER PERSONS BABY ACE, GIVE THEM BACK !

-Of course Ace has to explain to him that he is in a mature relationship and that his S/O is pregnant with twins, and that he is going to become a grandfather.

-Most beautiful days of his life, smile like a child and wants to cry but doesn’t show it.

-Biggest party ever

-He will buy every baby clothes that he can find

-He already chose the name.

-Proudest daddy ever that his stupid son has make something wonderful with his life.

-Cry every night of happiness. He loves when his family gets bigger.

~Adopting a puppy~

another request from my instagram @/ive_made_a_mystic_mistake 



Zen

  • so happy you wanna adopt a puppy
  • he has wanted a dog for a while 
  • probably wants a big dog 
  • probably gets a German shepard 
  • is really glad it isn’t a cat 
  • wants to teach the puppy how to dance 
  • also wants to teach it to sing 
  • brags about the puppy to jumin to annoy him 
  • doesn’t realize he has to potty train a puppy 
  • doesn’t realize you have to train a puppy in general 
  • many scripts were ruined 
  • many zens were ruined 
  • you said you’d help him 
  • more like you’d do most of the work because the poor guy is busy plus doesn’t have a clue how to train a dog 
  • he’s really worried the dog won’t like him because of this 
  • the pupper actually loves him 
  • you tend to find an exhausted zen sleeping on the couch with the puppy

Yoosung

  •  literally bouncing off the walls in excitement 
  • spews out knowledge on proper care for a puppy 
  • the floodgates have been opened 
  • will not stop talking about puppies 
  • is not sure what kind of puppy to get 
  • when you arrive at the animal shelter he mellows out 
  • don’t let him Find out this animal shelter puts animals down to make more room 
  • he will get really sad and possibly very angry at the employees 
  • you find many puppies all are cute and then you find a puppy who is missing an ear one eye and the other eye looks like it’s infected 
  • you see him tear up 
  • he spends alot of time with that puppy 
  • you can tell he loves this puppy and has a connection 
  • you tell him you will get that puppy 
  • his face lights up 
  • an employee asks you if you are sure 
  • they say that the puppy is pretty stupid and ugly 
  • you have to hold yoosung back 
  • you quietly tell him that if he wants the puppy he has to be nice 
  • he listens to you and is nice only for you 
  • you get the puppy and you end up having to drive 
  • yoosung and the puppy get along so well 
  • you let him name it 
  • turns out this puppy is the sweetest puppy ever and and cuddle bug 
  • this puppy is a Malamute pit bull mix

Jaehee

  • shes a bit unsure
  • so she does alot of research
  • next day you find her exhausted and you just facepalm
  • she tells you that you should get a medium sized dog with a short coat that doesn’t need to eat much
  • your only thoughts are a basset she said she considered them but they may be too high maintenence 
  • you say you’ll take care of the difficult things like cleaning it’s ears brushing it’s teeth and clipping it’s claws
  • she gives in and says alright
  • honestly what helped was seeing you so excited about a dog and your puppy dog eyes
  • plus it’s not a cat so how bad could it be 
  • she knew how bad it could be shes just trying to feel better
  • you do some research and find someone who’s basset hound just had two puppies and the only one left is the runt 
  • you go check out the puppy
  • jaehee practically melted when she got to spend time with the puppy
  • she fell in love
  • it’s jaehees turn for puppy eyes
  • you agree
  • she says she finally understands the obsession jumin has for Elizabeth as a joke s
  • he has to tell you she was joking 
  • you two do some shopping for the puppy
  • later that night you find jaehee fell asleep while doing researc about bassets with the puppy in her lap
  • you smile and kiss her forehead 
  • I love jaehee

707

  •  first off this boy is way to excited 
  • you decided to get him a puppy to help him deal with his emotions better 
  • aka therapy pupper 
  • you don’t tell him though 
  • he wants to get a small white dog but that’s where you draw the line 
  • no small puppers for this boi 
  • have you seen how he treats Elizabeth? 
  • you and him both easily agree on a big fluffy dog 
  • he really wants a saint Bernard 
  • “it’s so big and the cheeks are so squish able and so drooly and they are so cute!" 
  • you agree only if he is ok with cleaning the drool 
  • he pauses and thinks 
  • decides a border collie will do 
  • you remind him they are very hyper dogs 
  • "I’m a very hyper cat" 
  • “ you are not a cat” 
  • he says he will take the dog in walks and play ball with it and have so much fun so don’t worry 
  • you get him a border collie puppy 
  • you know what happens? 
  • let’s just say you need a new couch and pillows
  • and shoes…
  • and blankets…
  • he promises from now on he will be a good owner 
  • you give him a second chance before giving the to saeran who loves the pupper
  • he acctually takes care of the pupper
  • lil cutie

Jumin Han

  • "what about Elizabeth" 
  • literally first thing he says 
  • it takes alot of work to convince him 
  • you get a small dog to help him feel better 
  • you refuse to get a chihuahua though 
  • you are hoping that the pupper and Elizabeth get along 
  • they aren’t the best pals 
  • but they know that Elizabeth is queen of pets 
  • with this understanding they get along 
  • if this line is crossed then you and jumin have to break up a fight so the dog doesn’t get hurt 
  • Elizabeth can be mean 
  • jumin grows to love the pupper 
  • has a new way to mess with zen omfg

Saeran

  • you decide you get him a puppy to help with his emotions 
  • dogs are natural empaths so they know when to distract you 
  • he’s a bit opposed to the idea at first 
  • "what’s so great about dogs?" 
  • you gasp and drag him to a pet store immediately 
  • ask if you can help take care of these puppies 
  • he complains alot till they let you care for an extremely fluffy black and white Siberian Husky 
  • literally stops mid sentence and pays attention to this fluffy puppy 
  • he’s heckin baby talking to this puppy 
  • he realizes you have been watching and smiling 
  • "you didn’t see any of that" 
  • "also you were right dogs are great i want this one" 
  • someone looks like they are about to complain that they were gonna get that one but he gives them the look 
  • you do a bit of shopping as he takes care of this puppy 
  • how will these two geniuses work together? 
  • you find it really adorable 
  • but you wonder why he is only super expressive and sweet to puppies 
  • but you get over it 
  • also you love huskies so it works 
  • you seem to have a thing for geniuses

V

  •  you arent able to finish saying you wanna adopt a puppy when he interupts saying the puppy will be a samoyed
  • he then apologizes alot for interrupting because this boy is so sweet omg
  • you reassure him that it’s fine 
  • you also tell him you love samoyed puppies so it’s chill
  • you guys are prepared
  • so many toys and a bed 
  • food, a bowl 
  • you are gonna be the best dog parents
  • when you get the puppy he has his camera ready because he wants so many photos of you and the puppy
  • little did he know you planned to get photos of him too 
  • you sadly don’t have a fancy camera though
  • when you get to the puppy
  • let’s just say v forgets about you and is focused on the puppy
  • this didn’t last long though
  • now you are both crying over a small fluffy white puppy 
  • you probably look like idiots 
  • v starts taking photos of you 
  • your phone dies before you could get photos of him
  • this puppy steals your cuddles though

    ~masterlist~ 
Glass drippin’ honey (NCT). Episode 1.

Pairing: NCT x Reader (giant mess with multiple options romance).

Characters: Reader, Ten, Yuta, Jaehyun, Winwin, Taeyong and Johnny.

Warnings: Cursing words, violence, death mention and sexual innuendos.

Modern angel/ Demon AU.

Note: Before you start reading this i want to say that this is a fanfic with about 16 episodes, so it is long. But you can count with one chapter every wednesday because it is fully written already.

Word counting:  1.485

Summary: The summer break after your high school graduation is coming to an end but an unexpected occurrence makes your life turn 180º. You get immersed into a new sphere where you can trust no one and the good and bad guys can’t almost be told apart.

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