you have a giant neck

anonymous asked:

Most difficult placement in your opinion?

12th HOUSE PLACEMENTS‼️
Sun Conjunct Saturn

honestly some depends on what planet we’re talking about
Sun: LIBRA, Aquarius
Moon: SCORPIO, Capricorn
Mercury: Pisces
Venus: VIRGO, Scorpio, Aries
Mars: CANCER, Libra, Taurus

Moon in Scorpio is like having a giant stone you must carry around your neck. Scorpio Moons are too intense. They tend to excuse people of shit like “cheating” when their significant other just went down the block to get milk.

Cancer Mars has very little control over their emotions and feels everything in their stomach to the point of physical pain. They tend to be self-serving & irrational

But overall, 12th house placements (imo) are the most difficult.
uncommon alliances: part zero

summary: a prequel to “uncommon alliances”. a look into the relationships between the younger twin weasleys, harry and ginny, hermione and ron, and the trio of pureblood slytherin girls that take a chance on a gryffindor.

word count: ~5800

a/n: okay i told everyone i would post this so here it is. the prequel, nearly 6000 words worth of… is this a character study? relationship study? idk man i just had fun writing this. keep in mind most of this was written before the actual “uncommon alliances”. it’s pretty much just snapshots of scenes between the reader and her old and new friends alike, as well as a teeny bit of foreshadowing to her relationship with draco. (if ppl want, i’ll probably write more weasley!reader x draco) it’s okay if you don’t read it (it’s so dreadfully long), i pretty much just posted it for myself because it made me happy to write. thanks for reading and supporting!

part one

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5 Seconds of Summer BSM#1: You Meet The Boys and You're Shy

Ashton (age: 14) Your older brother was at band practise and you mum was out doing the grocery shopping. So it was just you, Lauren and Harry at home. You were in your room doing homework whilst your brother and sister were outside. You were stuck on you long division maths homework and had a headache so you went downstairs and got a drink of water and a snack in peace and quiet. That is until, your brother and 3 other people behind him making a loud noise. Ashton walked through to the kitchen with the others following behind him probably to make a snack or go into the game room to play on the x-box or play station, when they stopped at the fridge you didn’t know what to do because you didn’t like talking to new people. So you decided that when they weren’t looking you would retreat back to your bedroom. Ok now was your perfect chance they were all huddled around Ashton with their backs facing you, as you were running you forgot to tuck your chair under the table you were sitting on a moment ago and tripped over the leg of it but you didn’t fall you just made a loud noise which made them all turn around. You blushed and looked down as all eyes were on you. Ashton noticed and said “guy’s this is my sister (y/n).”

Calum (age: 3) Was it weird that of all of the time 5SOS had been together that you had never met Luke, Michael or Ashton? I mean you had heard a lot about them and they had heard a lot about you from your brother. Well, after God knows how many years he finally decided that you were going to go on tour with him where you would meet the other guys. You were sitting in the departure gate with Calum playing with his hands smiling up at him with a dummy in-between your lips when all of a sudden you heard shouts of your brothers’ name and saw 3 other guys, TALL guys might I add, coming towards where you were sitting. When they finally got to you, as you were sitting in Calum’s lap you started fidgeting until he moved you so you were straddling his waist where you could burry your head in his neck so you wouldn’t have to face the 3 giants. You could feel the movement of Calum’s jaw as he started laughing at your shyness. “Aww, is this (y/n)?” one of them said. Calum turned you around on his lap so you were now facing them and took your dummy out of your mouth. Not even a second after you decided to put your thumb in your mouth resting your head against your brother’s chest whilst nodding to their question. An awkward silence the followed, only being broken a second later to hear your flight being called, Calum had about 3 bags to carry not to mention you as well you. So he decided as a way of you getting to know the guys better he decided to give you to the tallest of them all with a lip piercing, even though you were quite shy you were never one to miss out on a cuddle so you cuddled into Luke’s chest making both Calum and Luke smile as you were settling down quickly.      

Michael (age:16) You were waiting by your laptop  ready to accept a Skype call from your brother Michael from where ever he was touring, hopefully you would finally get to see what Ashton, Calum and Luke look like in person, well through a computer screen, because you had never actually met them, I mean you know who is who and what they look like, it’s just you have always been busy. You were waiting for the call, Michael’s name popped up on the screen, you started fidgeting in your seat in excitement and clicked the accept button and his face popped up on the screen showing his newly dyed bright hair. “Hey (y/n)!” he said waving to you through the screen. “Hey Mikey! How’s tour going?” you asked. “It’s good, apart from being stuck with these 3 idiots all day every day,” he said. “HEY!?” Three other voices yelled and then 3 heads popped up on the screen “Um, hi?” you said. “Hi! We’re Ashton, Calum and Luke,” they said. “I know I’m (y/n) Mikey’s sister” you said “I’m a big fan!” “Are you now?” they said smirking this is gonna be a long Skype call you think blushing.

Luke (aged:1) Even at this young age you were shy. You had just woken up from a nap on the sofa in your brother’s arms. You yawned around the dummy in your mouth and stretched. You put your hand on Luke’s face and smiled him mirroring your smile. There was a loud knock on the door not seconds after that precious moment so Luke picked you up and put you on his hip, not being able to leave you on your own in the living room where there are some very expensive items after what happened last time, and opened the door to come face to face with the other ¾ of 5 Seconds of Summer. The boys couldn’t help the little ‘aw’ that spilled out of their mouths when they saw you, I mean yeah Luke had talked about you a lot and shown them pictures of you but this was the first time that you have met, you were resting your head on Luke’s shoulder with bed-head, your dummy in your mouth and your eyes half closed. Luke moved his head so he could whisper something in your ear “Gonna say hi to them (y/n)?” You then opened your eyes and moved your head to see the giants that are Ashton, Calum and Michael, you took one look at them and hid your head back in Luke’s shoulder, they all laughed as they were lead inside and took a seat on the sofa and set up the PS4, choosing FIFA. You were sat on Luke’s lap beside and a guy with really cool green hair while the other two sat on the floor at your feet. You were facing the TV but looking at the controller in Luke’s hands memorized by the buttons, Luke and Calum were playing a round, but you decided to take charge of Luke’s team and started pressing random buttons squealing when it moved the players, in the end let’s just say Calum let you win and then they all took you out for ice cream. This day couldn’t have got any better, you thought.