you guys you don't understand

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suddenly, hogwarts AU and everyone is babies??! idk it’s out of my system now don’t tell me to draw anyone else or argue with me about house choices it’s done i’m going to bed now!!!!

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I’m crying T.T please don’t lose more weight dongdong 🙏🏼 you look beautiful the way you are ❤️ we don’t want you to lose weight for us, we want you to be healthy and happy 💕 you already look great and pretty 😔

anonymous asked:

whats up with Keith and mothman im so confused

People (including me) make headcanons that Keith is a conspiracy theorist because of the first episode (and his board of evidence).

The Mothman is a cryptid that allegedly took down a bridge. He has red eyes and wings.

People make jokes about Keith (and sometimes Pidge) making theories about the Mothman.

There’s a ton of info about the Mothman online. He could be in space! He could be out there….

  • America: Hey Russia
  • Russia: Hello America
  • America, reaching for Russia's coat: Can I just....
  • Russia: What are you - stop that
  • America, unzipping Russia's coat: Wait! Hold on a sec - just let me
  • Russia, awkwardly trying to push him away: Why are you doing this
  • America, getting inside Russia's coat: Because - just HOLD ON DUDE - okay. Hey can you zip it up?
  • Russia: ...............
  • Russia: *zips up coat with America inside*
  • America: Awesome
  • Russia: ..............
  • America: I'm cold.

I spent my entire work day daydreaming about about @keithvkogane​ ‘s drugstore au(Which is I 100% percent recommend if you haven’t already seen it)and now I’ve got a few humble headcanons to share. All of these are based on my own experiences.

  • The store’s playlist has like a total of ten songs on it
  • None of them are good 
  • Despite this, or maybe due to it, everyone knows the lyrics to all of the songs-even that one weird screamo one- and when the store is empty they will have impromptu karaoke sessions.
  • *That one emo song comes on*”Keith it’s your song!“//”I fucking hate you guys“
  • *Country song plays for the fifth time that day*”Y’all“//*loud groans*
  • There is an unspoken agreement that any candy that ends up in the damage bin is free game 
  • Technically they’re supposed to to throw it away, but its such a waste to throw away an unopened pack of sour patch kids because the handle ripped.
  • “Are those from the damage bin?”//”Yeah”//”Nice”
  • Constant jokes about worker’s comp 
  • ”Hey Allura I go this wicked paper cut.Do you think I can get worker’s comp? “//“No” 
  • ”I’m gonna kill myself “//”No dude don’t do that, you’ll miss out on worker’s comp “
  •  “ Do Pidge’s burns count towards worker’s comp? “//*shrugs*”Probably“
  • “I should get worker’s comp for putting up with all this bullshit”//”Same lmao”

Am I the only one that reads sambucky/Samsteve fic and get that feeling that it’s always the writer’s love for Bucky bleeding through Sam?

Don’t get me wrong, I like Bucky I do, but I feel like all the fics are about how amazing, and funny, good looking and smart Bucky Barnes is, and how Sam never ever had a chance of resisting it, and understanding it all. How Steve is amazing and bright and holds the whole world on his shoulder, blá blá blá.

Just once, just THIS fucking once I want to read a fic about how amazing Samuel Thomas Wilson is.

How good looking, and caring, smart and funny he is, how even tho he doesn’t have white boy’s hair, his hair is well kept and soft, how he smells nice, how his cheekbones are sharp because hell they are. How capable of fighting he is, because he is the guy who took a knife to a gun fight.

He’s a guy capable enough to hold Captain America’s shield; strong enough to question his authority becase he doesn’t follow blindly; smart enough to point out the best tatical way of dealing with the enemy; human enough to see more than the all american hero, to see the men behind the shield. Badass enough to deadpan and snark a king and well trainned assassin.

For once just this once I would love to read Bucky or Steve talking about how important and amazing Sam is, and not the other way around. See them apologizing and swallowing their feelings, see them blushing and stammering because Sam outshines the Sun itself.

See the writers understand that yes you write for yourself, for free but if you share it you also want us to like, and writing for a interracial ship, maybe just maybe it’s important for the people of color who read it feel like the character of color is getting the love he sure as fucking hell deserves.