you guys tried with the lightning

Things they don’t tell you about top surgery

- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)

- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks

- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head. 

- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself

- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are

- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time

- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly. 

- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.

- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it. 

- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy. 

i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better. 

inimitablebiscuit  asked:

Erm Flintwood please if you're still doing 150. * Winning smile *

pairing: marcus flint x oliver wood

setting: modern, non-magical, soulmates-at-first-touch au

word count: 1394

Marcus punches his soulmate in the face the first time they meet.



It’s worse than that.

Marcus punches his soulmate in the face the first time they meet, the flats of his knuckles crunching against the guy’s jaw, hard enough to draw blood and leave a mark and hurt—and then there’s a strange fluttering sensation erupting in the pit of Marcus’s stomach, a comforting, calming warmth suffusing the blood in his veins and the marrow in his bones and it’s exactly like how they’d described it in Health class, the awareness—the connection—slotting into place so seamlessly that he’s astonished he’d never noticed something missing before now.  

“Oh, fuck,” Marcus blurts out. “Oh—fuck, fuck, fuck.”

Marcus’s soulmate—who’s tall and lean and has the prettiest brown eyes, what the shit—is just sprawled out on the dirty arena floor, blinking and blinking and prodding gingerly at the bruise that’s already beginning to blossom—

“No,” the guy says firmly. “This isn’t happening.”

“Fuck you,” Marcus immediately snaps. “I rejected you first.”

The guy snorts, kind of irritatingly sarcastic, before grimacing. His emotions, so far as Marcus can tell, are all over the place; shock and dismay and frustration and—very, very deeply—a flickering, almost unwilling tremor of interest.  

“It wouldn’t work, anyway,” the guy goes on, more loudly. “You have terrible opinions about hockey.”

“Fuck you,” Marcus snaps again. “You’re the one in the shitty jersey.”

“He’s won three Cups.”

“Yeah, and he was a fucking healthy scratch for two of them,” Marcus retorts. “Try again.”

“Hockey is a team sport,” the guy says hotly. “It isn't—it isn’t about individual accomplishments.”

Marcus rolls his eyes. “Sure, whatever,” he drawls, “but your shitty jersey is still shitty.”

The guy’s mouth falls open, and Marcus can feel the sour note of his indignation—the jagged spike of his outrage—as clearly as if it were his own. “Jesus fucking Christ,” the guy sputters, shaking his head like he’s got a nervous tic. “What are you so—what are you so angry about?”

Marcus raises his eyebrows. “Um,” he says slowly, because, really, what the shit, “I’m not angry. I’m confused.”

“No.” The guy frowns. “You’re definitely angry. I feel it, like—” He gestures vaguely to his chest and upper abdomen. “Right there. Like heartburn.”

Marcus’s nostrils flare, and he scratches viciously at the side of his neck to distract himself from the fact that this complete fucking stranger with boy band hair and, and Bambi eyes is apparently better at deciphering Marcus’s emotions than Marcus is.  

“Oh, hell,” the guy sighs, “now you're—embarrassed, don’t be like that, I didn’t mean to—hey, come on, where are you—where are you going? You can’t just—hey! Come back!”

Marcus does not come back.

And the ensuing wave of regret that pulses through Marcus’s sternum is lukewarm and salty and depressingly difficult to pinpoint the origins of.

It’s not his, he thinks stubbornly.


Marcus lasts two and a half days before the persistent invisible tugging at his gut becomes too annoying to bear.

He follows it.

He follows it to a bench in Riverside Park that’s near where the gross little fish and chips stand is, and the scent of old frying oil undercut by whatever the fuck is currently decomposing in the Hudson is—less nauseating than it arguably fucking should be, seriously, what the shit.


His soulmate, his soulmate, is sitting with his legs spread obnoxiously wide, wrists crossed and hands dangling in his lap, squinting intently up at the clouds like he’s waiting for them to tell him what to do next. It’s endearing. Maybe. Marcus’s stomach is in knots—a tangled mess of dread and unease and, abruptly, relief.

“Oh,” the guy says, quirking his lips into something that Marcus chooses to generously describe as a smile. The bruise on the guy’s jaw is a lurid, chalky looking violet, partially obscured by the auburn of his stubble. “You found me.”

“Of course I fucking found you,” Marcus says, dropping down next to him. Their knees brush, just for a moment, and it’s like—lightning, bright and fierce and sizzling, coiling around the base of his spine. “There’s been this—this buzzing, in the back of my head—”

“Yeah,” the guy interjects glumly. “I know. I would've—if you hadn’t. I would’ve tried to find you.” He pauses. “I missed you, I guess, which is—weird.”

Marcus scowls down at the sidewalk. There’s a crack in the cement, and it’s dirty, gritty with loose gravel around the edges, splintering off into a dozen hairline fractures before disappearing into the grass. He can feel his own surprise at the guy’s admission, and it’s so—uncomfortable, knowing that there’s nothing he can hide behind. Making himself smaller, holding himself still; they’re not antidotes for anything, not anymore, and this guy—his soulmate—he’s got a rabbit-fast heartbeat and an intimidatingly focused way of feeling things. Marcus wonders how he’s supposed to get used to that.  

“I’m Marcus,” he eventually offers, voice emerging gruffer than he’d have liked. “My name, I mean. It's—Marcus.”

The guy turns, slightly, to look over at Marcus. “Oliver. I’m Oliver.” He hesitates before he goes on, sounding nonplussed, “I still can’t believe you fucking hit me. Over a jersey.”

Marcus huffs. “It’s a really shitty jersey.”

Oliver grins, short and sweet and self-deprecating, before nudging at Marcus’s ribs with the point of his elbow. “I’ve, uh. I’ve been told I’ve got kind of a…bad habit of, of taking things too seriously.” His mouth twists, and the stabbing ache of some long-ago insult, or argument; it lances through the pads of Marcus’s fingers, stinging and sharp. “Obsessive. That’s what—I dunno. That’s what I’ve been told. I can be…obsessive. About—whatever.”

“Obsessive,” Marcus repeats, shaking out his hand. “That’s your—one big fault. Enthusiasm.”

Oliver shrugs, easy and casual, like it doesn’t matter, like Marcus can’t literally feel the crippling uncertainty—the tension, swampy and thick—weighing down his limbs. “Enthusiasm is…too nice of a word for it, I think.”

“Bullshit,” Marcus hears himself say, with absolutely zero fucking direction from his brain, or his conscience, or his admittedly flimsy sense of self-preservation. “Enthusiasm is the perfect fucking word for it.”

Oliver startles, slightly, eyes widening a fraction. There’s a coolly refreshing burst of—happiness, maybe; gratitude, definitely—coating the back of Marcus’s tongue. Citrus. Summer. Chlorine and coconut. It’s fucking nice.

“Oh. Um. Okay,” Oliver says, haltingly. “Thanks.”

A tentative silence descends between them on the bench. Marcus drums his fingers against the inseam of his jeans, jiggling his foot and glaring at a rotting spear of tree bark and swallowing around a metallic-tasting lump in his throat that he instinctively wants to label curiosity.  

“Sorry,” Marcus grunts, slouching forward. “About the—hitting you. I just—sorry. I was angry. I get angry.”

Oliver stares at him, bottom lip clutched between his teeth, and there’s a swirl of something taking root in his lungs, something chewy and rich, like caramel, so that every breath he takes in is like burnt brown sugar crystallizing against the roof of his mouth, but then there’s more, too, a champagne bubble pop of amusement, and—

“It’s alright,” Oliver says wryly. “I heard I was wearing a pretty shitty jersey.”

Marcus snorts, and then groans, and then laughs, almost despite himself, before confessing, as quietly as he can manage—  

“Yeah, I’m…not really sorry, anyway.”

Thoughts on a plane - because snakes aren’t enough
  • Heather D had untreated bulimia???
  • Help her???
  • Lin Manuel is an actual genius but he didn’t rhyme Lafayette and baguette
  • The Veronica and JD ship is toxic
  • HC- Michael calls the squip a chill pill and the squip is unamused
  • Give Andrew a god damn tony!!!!
  • Is Jake homeless after the fire?? His parents were on the run??
  • Connor and Michael would be pot buds (weed jokez!!)
  • Halloween and Big Fun are very similar, they both have porn mentions but one ends in sex with a psycho and one ends with an actual house fire.
  • Thayne Jasperson deserves love okay thx
  • Diggity
  • Martha is the only pure thing ever
  • Freeeekaaaaaaaaay
  • Elder poptarts is  a v e r y good boy
  • Take the box that’s gay and C R U S H  I T
  • Okay but Michael’s little laugh during Two Player Game!!!!!
  • Will was just like yelling in a recording booth during the cast recording and honestly same??
  • “Everything about you makes me want to die” “Jesus christ”
  • Jake singing a slight reprise Upgrade in The Play
  • Pinkberry!!!is!!!a!!!nice!!!ship!!!
  • “You have to obey,” ‘kINKy”
  • SmoKiNG d R u g S??
  • J- “All in all, not a heinous day”    M-”This is a heinous night.”
  • “Who am I to give relationship advice, I’m literally the god of alcohol.”
  • The squip sounds friendly in A Guy That I’ Kinda Be In To
  • Heather Macnamara tried to commit suicide!!!
  • Christine’s “oh wow” during Upgrade is so  g o o d 
  • I hate planes
  • Annabeth actually liked Luke during TLT until he done fucked up
  • Succulents are nice and they won’t die that easily, good pals.
  • Jakey D wouldn’t treat me like this
  • L I V E R S P O T S from Halloween
  • George Salazar playing Mr. D!!!!! Very good!!!!
  • Elder poptarts is def into some kinky shit
  • Evan would totally have a bunch of plants in his college dorm.
  • He’d name them too
  • He has one named Jared bc he misses him low key
  • JD was a murderer??
  • Was Kindergarten Boyfriend Martha’s Suicide note
  • ‘Yippy Skippy’
  • JD was genuinely crushed by Veronica’s “suicide”
  • “Fuck you Evan.. Asshole” *Gross sobbing*
  • What’s the noun?
  • I’m breaking down
  • NO FRIENDS AND NO MOM,,,, She’s taken away
  • Percy ‘Daddy Issues’ Jackson
  • GuYS wE jUst ExPloDeD A bUS
  • Don’t think about Veronica losing sleep because she blames herself for JD’s actions.
  • You’RE A HoRSE?? WhaT iS HapPENiNG??
  • Elder Cunningham and Evan are like the same person?? Js.
  • Are you really friends if you don’t follow rule number 72?
  • “Then why are you here talking to yourself? Again.”
  • Who stole the bed?? I have the bed!!
  • How many times can I make this character say ‘fuck’ in one scene
  • Words fail reads like a suicide note?? Evan? You good???
  • Kevin Price!!!!My best friend!!!!!
  • Good For You is like The Reynolds Pamphlet but more emotional.
  • Crutchy is a pure babe
  • FreEehehench
  • RENT??? so good
  • Re
  • In
  • Ven
  • Tion
  • Jeeeeeeerrmeeemmmmyyyyyy ssoooonn yoouuuullll sseeeeeeee
  • I’m so gay for Luna Lovegood
  • Aries is an asshole
BNHA x The Avengers (Bakudeku + minor KiriKami and Shotoko fun)
  • Midoriya: We have orders, we should follow them.
  • Bakugou: Following's not really my style.
  • Midoriya: And you're all about style, aren't you?
  • Bakugou: Of the people in this room, which one is A: Wearing a gaudy green bunny outfit with weaponized thigh-highs and B: Not of use?
  • Everyone: -glares at Bakugou's costume with judgement-...
  • -
  • Midoriya: What I want to know is how he controlled their minds like a bunch of flying monkeys!
  • Kaminari: I do not understand.
  • Todoroki: I DO!
  • Bakugou: -rolls eyes-
  • Todoroki: I understood that reference.
  • -
  • Aizawa: We have no quarrel with your people.
  • Shigaraki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot!
  • Aizawa: You planning to step on us?
  • -
  • Tokoyami: Did I hurt anybody?
  • Shoji: No, there's nobody around here to hurt. You scared the h*ll out of some pigeons though!
  • -
  • Midoriya: I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice. You know it's really just a, just a huge honor to have you on board.
  • All Might: Well, I hope I'm the man for the job.
  • -
  • Twice: Target acquired.
  • Bakugou: -jumps on villain Twice's back, while screaming bloody murder-
  • Twice: Target angry! Target angry!
  • -
  • Tsuyu: Gentlemen, you might want to step inside in a minute. It's going to get a little hard to breathe.
  • Midoriya: Is this a submarine?
  • Bakugou: Really?! They want me in a submerged pressurized metal container?! -ship takes off into the air- Oh, no, this is MUCH worse.
  • -
  • Aizawa: Is everything a joke to you?
  • Ms.Joke: Funny things are.
  • -
  • Bakugou: What else you got?
  • Todoroki: Well, Midoriya is taking on a squadron down at Shibuya Station.
  • Bakugou: And he didn't invite me...
  • -
  • Hatsume: An intelligence agency that FEARS intelligence? Historically, not awesome.
  • -
  • Tamakawa: -as All Might, all the Pro-heros of UA and class 1-A and 1-B board the plane to fly to Tokyo- Uh... You are not authorized to be here!
  • All Might: Son... just don't.
  • -
  • Present Mic: Having trouble sleeping?
  • Aizawa: I've been asleep for 70 years. I think I've had enough rest.
  • -
  • Todoroki: You speak of control, yet you court chaos.
  • Tokoyami: It's his M.O., isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're... we're a time-bomb.
  • Midoriya: You need to step away.
  • Bakugou: Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam?
  • Midoriya: You know damn well why! Back off!
  • Bakugou: Oh, I'm starting to want you to make me.
  • -
  • All Might: You people are so petty... and tiny.
  • -
  • Ashido: Where's Tokoyami?
  • Bakugou: You mean the hawk? He's up in his nest.
  • -
  • Shigaraki: I have an army.
  • Midoriya: We have a Kacchan. -grins cutely-
  • Bakugou: DIEEEEEEE -crashes through window with explosions going off-
  • -
  • Police Council: Pro-Hero Eraser Head, the council has made a decision.
  • Aizawa: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
  • -
  • Midoriya: Kacchan... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
  • Bakugou: That's my secret, Deku. I'm always angry.
  • -
  • Midoriya: Kacchan, we need a plan of attack!
  • Bakugou: I have a plan: Attack!
  • -
  • Todoroki: Be careful what you say, he is my brother!
  • Tsuyu: -talking about Dabi (headcanon not canon)- He's killed 80 people in the last two days.
  • Todoroki: He was adopted.
  • -
  • Midoriya: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
  • Bakugou: I think I would just cut the wire.
  • Midoriya: Always a way out... You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
  • Bakugou: A hero? Like you? You're a lab rat, Deku. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!
  • Bakugou: Put on your hero costume. Let's go a few rounds.
  • -
  • Uraraka: -via phone- Hatsume-san, we need to talk.
  • Hatsume: You have reached the life model decoy of Hatsume Mei, please leave a message.
  • Uraraka: This is urgent.
  • Hatsume: Then leave it urgently. -Uraraka then enters Hatsume's penthouse, hanging up her cellphone with Midoriya at her side-...Security breach.
  • -
  • Kirishima: -cheerfully beating up villains easily- This is just like Hosu all over again.
  • Kaminari: -electrocuting villains easily- You and I remember Hosu very differently.
  • -
  • Shigaraki: Bakugou Katsuki told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's GUSHING red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code. Something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... I won't touch Bakugou, not until I make him kill you!
  • Midoriya: -eyes wide, face turning fearful-
  • Shigaraki: -snarling- Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull! This is MY bargain, you mewling quim!
  • Midoriya: -turns and takes a few shaky steps away-
  • Shigaraki: -smirking wickedly-
  • Midoriya: -crying intensely- You're a monster!
  • Shigaraki: -laughing- Oh no, you brought the monster.
  • Midoriya: -quickly dropping facade- So, Tokoyami... that's your play.
  • Shigaraki: ...What?
  • Midoriya: -on earphone piece communicator- Shigaraki means to unleash Dark Shadow. Keep Tokoyami in the well lit lab. I'm on my way. Send Todoroki-kun as well. -turning back to Shigaraki, wiping fake tears- Thank you... for your cooperation.
  • -
  • Ashido: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
  • Bakugou: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
  • Kaminari: -appears out of nowhere like the lightning god that he is-
  • Kirishima: -gets all excited like a puppy because Kaminari arrived-
  • -
  • Hatsume: What's the stat, Midoriya-kun?
  • Midoriya: -looks at all the complex technology- It seems to be powered by some sort of electricity!
  • Hatsume: ...well, you're not wrong.
  • -
  • Bakugou: -screams- WAKE THE FUCK UP, DEKU!!!
  • Midoriya: What. The. Hell- What just happened?! Please tell me nobody kissed me.
  • Bakugou: You fucking wish, you damn nerd.
  • Todoroki: ...We won.
  • Midoriya: Alright-Hey. Alright. Good job, guys~ Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma?
  • Bakugou: -snorts and rolls his eyes-
  • Midoriya: There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
  • Uraraka: A big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?
  • Aoyama: ✨Uh Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist.✨

Nameless King

So is flying around a dragon slayer thing, or every half giant gimmick? 1st stage wasn’t that hard, except dodging firebreath in time. 2nd wasn’t really hard either. That is until 2nd part of his 2nd stage. You know, the part when he’s like “TASTE THE THUNDER, B***CH”, then charges his spear and slams you with the power of Thor. And even if you dodge the big hit, you’ll have to deal with smol lightnings going everywhere. That attack gave me so much trouble. fell to it almost every time. Can’t blame the guy though. I would be pretty pissed too if somebody just rolled by and killed my pet dragon. 7 tries. Fashion souls ftw

Angel In Disguise (Steve x Reader)

A/N: Hey guys!! To the anon who sent this, I hope you feel better, sweetheart!! This is actually quite long but I had a lot of fun writing the last part. I hope you guys don’t mind though, I just got so carried away writing it and yeah…I didn’t really know if you wanted Steve to end up with the reader so I kinda left it out in the open so yeah. Anyways, enjoy!!😊

Request: Hello doll :) Would you mind doing a Steve Rogers imagine where he’s like your best friend (just like a big brother) and during one Mission you get shot but the Jet is destroyed and the avengers have to take care of you on their own. Steve is Holding your Hand while you’re unconscious and Bruce gets the bullet out. You then get a fever and it Looks back but they can bring you back and Steve keeps taking care of you all the time ? :) I just feel sad and thought I could send in a request like that

“Did you bring your guns?”

You sighed as you looked at Steve. “You can see the guns strapped to the side of my thighs, Cap. They are very visible.”

“I was just making sure,” Cap said.

“And besides I have pyrokineses, I only brought the guns because you insisted.” You gave him a look.

Steve sighed as he stood up. “I just want you to be careful.”

“I know, I know,” you said as Steve gave you a smile before walking to where Clint and Nat were flying the quinjet.

You took a deep breath in before leaning your head back, closing your eyes. The team was sent on a mission as apparently, one of the enhance that HYDRA was working on escaped and was wreaking havoc at some small town. The team had already shut that HYDRA operation before going to find the enhance.

The worst part of going on the mission so far was Steve just nagging at you, making sure that you didn’t forget anything and making sure that you were prepared, all that stuff. You knew he didn’t mean any harm by doing all that but he was like a brother that you never wanted, you still loved him though. The two of you were like two peas in a pot, he was so carefree around you that when you see him interact with other people, it’s weird as he gets so much more serious.

“We’re reaching,” Clint called out but the jet started to shake, the shaking getting worse and worse as time passes.

“What the hell is happening,” Tony asked as you stood up shakily, making your way to the front to look out of the window. You held on to Steve’s shoulder as you saw the grey clouds ahead, before lightning flashed directly in front of the jet.

“That’s not a good sign,” you muttered.

“Thor, can you find a way to stop the storm?” Cap asked as he glanced back at the god who nodded and opened the ramp before swinging his hammer and flying out.

You raised a hand to cover your eyes as the strong wind blew into the jet, Tony trudging forward in his Iron Man suit and shutting the ramp. You let out a breath as he closed the door.

Suddenly everything stopped, the jet stopped shaking and you thought that maybe Thor already solved it but you were wrong. Thunder boomed as lightning strike again, this time hitting one of the jet’s wings.

“Hold on!” Nat shouted as the whole jet tilted to one side. You almost fell and lost your balance but Steve caught you and held onto you as Clint tried to regain stability while Nat checked how damaged the wing was. “Um, you guys aren’t going to be happy about this.”

“What happened?” Bruce asked, looking at Nat.

Nat glanced at Bruce with a stressed look. “The wing isn’t just damaged, the wing was completely ripped off by the lightning.”

“You guys better hold on tight, it’s not going to be a smooth landing,” Clint warned as the whole jet started spinning, the archer trying his best to control it.

You held on tight to Steve as the jet hit the ground, jerking all of you forward. When the quinjet stopped skidding, all of you just stayed there, taking a deep breath it before preparing yourselves and walking out.

Well, now all of you have no way back to the tower. The communicators doesn’t seem to be working as well, it’s probably because of the stupid storm.

As all of you headed out of the jet, Thor landed in front of all of you, worry in his gaze. “The storm is not natural.”

You frowned as you looked at him. “The lightning completely ripped off the wing of the quinjet, so I would say, yes, it’s not natural.”

The god shook his head, Cap walking out beside you. “What’s going on, Thor?”

“The storm doesn’t seem to be created by nature, it seems as if it’s being controlled by something,” Thor said.

“Or someone,” Tony interjected, looking as if he found out something important. “I think I might know what the powers of the enhanced we’re dealing with have.”

“Weather manipulation,” Bruce said, coming to stand beside Tony as he nodded.

“Exactly,” Tony replied.

“Okay, so we have to go find that person, but where? We’re stuck in the middle of some forest,” you said, crossing your arms over your chest.

“I think we might have landed near the edge of the forest, from what I remembered from the map.” Clint looked around before pointing straight ahead.

“Let’s go,” Cap said, his voice commanding as everyone started heading to where Clint pointed to.

Soon enough, a town came into view. Buildings, shops, diners. However, some of the buildings looked destroyed.

“This person really seemed to be having fun,” Nat commented as she surveyed the area.

“Tony, Thor, both of you fly around to see if there’s anybody injured, the rest of you, we’ll look around here,” Cap ordered.

All of you were about to do what he said when lightning strike directly in front of all of you, causing all of you to jump back.

“I’m not going to let all of you ruin my fun.”

You looked to the side to see a man around your age looking at the team, an evil smirk on his face. His hair was pure white, contrasting with his dark colored eyes.

Stepping forward, you glanced back at the rest of the team. “Tony, Thor, go. The rest of you go as well. I think I can handle it.”

“You? Handle me?” The enhanced sneered, you turn back to face him, flicking both of your hands lightly, fire bursting out from your arms.

The enhanced looked surprised before he raised his hands, his eyes turning greyish white, thunder booming again.

“Shit,” you muttered. “Dodge!”

All of you managed to jump out of the way in time, the lightning hitting where you were. You straightened up as you aimed your arm at him, shooting out a fireball, knocking him back.

He flew back, groaning. When the enhanced slowly got up, he looked down to see that you had burned a hold in his shirt, burning a bit of his skin as well. He growled as he glared at you.

You took this chance to throw another fireball at him but the moment your fireball hit him, you felt a sharp pain in your side, making you gasp as you fell on your knees, everything going dark.

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MCL|Eldarya: jealous headcanons

It’s 1am, I have to get up in 6 hours omg………….


Nathaniel: Actually, Nathaniel is pretty calm in these things. But sometimes he becomes too aggressive, which then regrets. He takes this feeling for granted and just tries to behave adequately. But he will kick ass to anyone who will covet you (and if you do it yourself, he will just stand for a couple of minutes in silent admiration).

Castiel: Angry as hell. No seriously?! Who are you anyway, what the hell are you looking at her like a piece of meat? He will wildly want to hit a man, but he will understand that extra hype will bring you discomfort. Then he will simply take your hand firmly and lead you somewhere far away. If this guy continues to pester, then Castiel will obviously break, well, oops. Castiel hates admitting his jealousy, let’s be honest.

Lysander: I already said in my headcanons that Lysander is a calm face and in the background lightning and explosions. One look at him is enough to make guy understand.Just don’t go near his angel, he’ll burn a hole in you with one glance only. If the guy continues to stand on his own, Lysander, like Castiel, immediately takes you far away. Then he will not be in high spirits for a while, but it will pass. He’s probably the most jealous of all the guys, but he tries not to show it.

Kentin: Actually, to him, strangely enough, absolutely no business to other people’s views. He somehow recognizes a potential abuser, so in normal situations he’s a almost calm. But if you are being harassed by some guy…. in general, Kentin becomes like Castiel, only once in 10 is more aggressive. He hates when you take offense at his jealousy and he try to earn your forgiveness with all his strength omg.

Armin: The type of guys who do not care about these things at all. You calmly hang out with the boys in the company, sometimes you can be the center of attention…He just somehow sincerely trusts you and tries not to touch your private space. If some asshole is going to fuck you up, he’ll just laugh, kiss you in the forehead and take you somewhere far away, everything’s fine.


Ezarel: I think he’s the most jealous bitch of all the guys. But he will never admit it. He’s just “I don’t fucking care with whom you hang out there, but throw him off the cliff next time, please. nope, it’s not jealousy,it’s just….funny….”. He will curse any one who will disturb you (poor Nevra…). He. really. never. acknowledges. jealousy.

Nevra: Well, he clearly will abuse his position. Anyone who will pester you will be sent on assignment, even if he is not from his guard. He, in fact, is quite calm and self-assured, so everything is in order.

Valkyon: He’s like Nevra. He is calm and will take off for you any bastard. Yes, and one of its kind inspires fear, so that no one in their right mind will not pester you. Valkyon generally doesn’t feel jealousy at all, he completely trusts you.

anonymous asked:

HC's on the Paladin's with a terrified S/O (who has a fear of lightning) during a storm?

Edit: So sorry for forgetting Keith dkljhdksfjf


  • he finds this really adorable
  • at first he’ll tease you about it lightly
    • “You’re scared of lightning??
      • laughter from his side
  • and then when it strikes again and you get all freaked out he kind of softens at that
  • so he holds your hand and you guys go to bed
  • but you can’t fall asleep so youguys just cuddle
  • and he sINGS FOR YOU to calm you down until you fall asleep 


  • finds this really adorable and cute
  • he’ll want to exploit this but i mean he also doesn’t want you to feel bad about anything
  • so he talks to you about it
  • he laughs once but it’s so sweet and he doesn’t laugh all the time 
  • so you let it slide but you still feel bad
  • so he just kind of says “no i’m not laughing at you! it’s just cute”
  • so he hugs you close and you fall asleep in his arms, listening to his heartbeat uGH OH MY GOD


  • she’d stay with you the whole time
  • or have you stay with her
  • it’s cute because she’ll let you like put your head in her lap or something while she works
    •  every now and then she’ll run her hands through your hair 
      • it’s really calming and often times you fall asleep like that
  • she feels bad for you
  • but at the same time you get very cute so she..
  • she could live with this fear
  • not that she’s saying that though


  • distracts you
  • you guys explore the castle or go bake
  • or just talk about random stuff while he holds you
  • his aim is for you to be distracted, not to fall asleep
  • he doesn’t want you to think about it basically
    • “yeah so this one time at the garrison, lance tried to wear this green shirt“
      • “lance? in green“
        • “yeah i know right, i told him it was totally not his color“
          • “did you get a picture?“
            • “yeah i did, he looked so weird, but he liked it“
              • “that’s sweet“
                • “yeah i know right“
  • pointless conversations


  • he would at first be like ‘why are you all jumpy’
  • and you’re like ‘nOTHING’
  • but then lightning strikes and you hide behind him and it takes him a moment to get it but when he does
    • “you’re scared of….lightning?“
    • he blushes lightly because that’s cute 
  • whenever there’s a thunderstorm you come to his bed or he goes to your bed first and you guys are cute and he cuddles with you and runs a hand through your hair
  • its soft and warm and comforting and cute ugh
Salqueen Playlist Request:

Okay, shame on me. It started as a joke, and now, I ended up with this. 

What I’m going to do is, I will put the name of the song, who sings it, and the part of the song that fits Salqueen the most.

Requested by @whipplefilter@kenseth-cumberbatch-hiddles-fan

1) What Ifs – Kane Brown Ft. Lauren Alaina
What if I was made for you and you were made for me?
What if this is it, what if it’s meant to be?
What if I ain’t one of them fools just playin’ some game?
What if I just pull you close, what if I lean in?
And the stars line up, and it’s our last first kiss

2) Just Say You Won’t Let go (Ft. Madilyn Bailey)
I knew I needed you
But I never showed
But I wanna stay with you
Until we’re grey and old
Just say you won’t let go

3) Perfect – Ed Sheeran
Well I found a woman car, stronger than anyone I know
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I’ll share her home
I found a love, to carry more than just my secrets
To carry love, to carry children of our own

4) I Love You – Avril Lavigne
I’m not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you, just you
Yeah, the reason I love you is all that we’ve been through
And that’s why I love you

5) Burning Desire – Lana Del Rey
I drive fast, wind in my hair
I push it to the limits cause I just don’t care
I’ve got a burning desire for you, baby

6) You and Me – Lifehouse
All of the things that I want to say just aren’t coming out right
I’m tripping on words
You’ve got my head spinning
I don’t know where to go from here

7) Never Seen Anything “Quite Like You” – The Script (Suggested by Whipplefilter)
I think I want you more than want
And no I need you more than need
I want to hold you more than hold
When you stood in front of me
I think you know me more than know
And you see me more than see
I could die now more than die
Every time you look at me

8) Everything Has Changed – Taylor Swift Ft. Ed Sheeran
And all I feel in my stomach is butterflies
The beautiful kind, making up for lost time
Taking flight, making me feel like
I just want to know you better

9) No Boundaries – Kris Allen
Every moment lasts forever when you feel you’ve lost your way
What if my chances are already gone
Started believing that I could be wrong
But you give me one good reason
To fight and never walk away

10) Find Yourself – Brad Paisley (This is like, their official theme song)
When you meet the one
That you’ve been waiting for
And she’s everything
That you wanted and more
And you look at her and you finally start
To live for someone else


TRAILER: Our Choices – A Post-War Fanfiction by @siriusblackfoot

“I went to their funeral alone,” Remus choked out. “And I’m never going to get them back. Visiting Azkaban won’t change that. But it’ll make me feel a hell of a lot better to see him rotting away.”

This story starts in 1981. James and Lily have already been killed. Peter is believed dead, and Sirius locked away in Azkaban for it. Remus is literally and figuratively falling apart at the seams as he tries to cope with losing all of his closest friends in such awful, and in one case, traitorous, ways.  And somewhere in the midst of it all is one huge secret and a baby boy with a lightning scar.

Rated T/M, PG-13 for heavy themes and language.

Hi guys!! You asked for it, so here’s a short trailer for my current fic, Our Choices.  Whether you’ve been following this story from the start or you never knew it existed until just now, please check this out!   I’m really proud of it and I can’t wait for you guys to read the rest of this story.

CAST: Andrew Garfield as Remus Lupin; Ben Barnes as Sirius Black; Carey Mulligan as Mary Macdonald, Michael Gambon as Albus Dumbledore

MUSIC: Better Than Yourself – Lukas Graham


Chapters:  OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSeven – EightNineTen – Archive of our Own

Thank you all for your support; it never goes unnoticed or unappreciated!  Hope you liked this trailer and didn’t cry too much!!

Cait :)

nct camp half blood!au [jaehyun]

• son of zeus, king of the gods, ruler of Mount Olympus, and god of the sky, weather, thunder, lightning, law, order, and justice.
• okay so jaehyun is the camp heartthrob
• (which bothers the Aphrodite cabin but much more so yuta to no end)
• he is so handsome and charming and its unspoken but almost everyone looks to him for guidance and thinks of him as the unofficial leader of the camp
• (which again bothers yuta to no end lol)
• ((return of yuta v jaehyun beef where jaehyun is oblivious to it’s existence))
• besides all his demigod abilities jaehyun inherited from his father
• he’s also naturally incredibly gifted at singing and dancing
• which of course makes everyone swoon over him even more
• it is always always always assumed with the good looks and charms he has that he’s a son of Aphrodite
• like even the gods are like listen … you sure you’re zeus’ kid??
• and he gets really flustered every time he’s complimented even after all this time
• he’s just so humble even though he is the son of the literal king of all the gods

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anonymous asked:

Aaah my boys! I love all of you, but I do have a question... Who’s your favourite person out of camp halfblood and the gods?

Percy: : In Camp and the gods? Probably Annabeth as my favorite person, and favorite god? Poseidon because he cares about me (not really though, but he said I get cookies if i say that so)

Leo: Favorite person? Uh, myself. And favorite god? Again, myself, because these looks are godly. 

Nico: I hate everyone. 

Will walks by

Leo: Are you sure you don’t hate him ;)

Nico: I hate him too.

Percy: Then why are you wearing his sweatshirt? Unless you’re in LOOOOVVEEEE


Nico: This is why I hate everyone


A/N: There are some hints to the reader’s dad being Barry Allen, but that would be colliding universes and catastrophic so I’ll leave that up to your imagination. Also mentioning the Speed Force which is basically the thing that grants super speed to the DC comic heroes because I can’t help myself.

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Nothing felt better than running. You’ve always liked running. Some of your friends think that’s weird, but they don’t experience it like you do. They don’t experience the feeling of lightning in your veins or the breeze that cooled you down. They will never experience the thrill of the Speed Force and the amazing powers that come with it.

You were born with the powers. While your dad had to struggle to learn how to control his, you got the greatest teacher to help master your powers. You’re not as powerful or as in control as your dad is, but you’re learning.

Things were fine until one of your closest friends, Peter, began acting weird. You always act weird, so you couldn’t judge him, but it was strange. Ever since his month away with Tony Stark, he was more distant. You tried to forget about it, yet you continued to worry about him.

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I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like
  • Me when my kid is crying: Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
  • Me when my kids are helping me clean: IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
  • Me eating breakfast with my kids: The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
  • Me waking my kids up in the morning: Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
  • Me giving my kids advice: If you only follow your heart…
  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend: OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
  • Me when my kids are mad at me: TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’: Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
  • Me when my kids go off to college: Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…

Summary: Hi could I have a prompt for Derek Hale numbers 31 and 51? Of course that is if you’re writing them.

Characters: Reader, Derek Hale, McCall Pack

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Word Count: 578

Requested: Anon

31: “You love me, but I don’t love you. I’m sorry.”

51: “I fucking love you.”

AN: She jumps of the ledge of the loft, no she doesn’t die but I should put this out there for reasons unknown…. 

Originally posted by artofvizuals

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Jealous Daddy

Requested: yes this amazing user did! <3 Changed it a bit because I didn’t want it to be a 2-parter. I hope that’s okay – if not, request again.

Words: 1866

Pairing: Calum x Reader

Summary: Doubt can even happen when you’re engaged and expecting your first baby - it happens to Y/N and Calum on their babymoon when Y/N runs into an old friend and Calum starts doubting.


Hair Color

Paid to be Popular

Request & Masterlist

“Fill My Inbox!” - more about in the A/N

“This is nice,” Calum mumbled, kissing your hand. You both decided to take a vacation to the Bahamas before your baby girl arrived. You were only a couple months in, but you wouldn’t want to go around with a big pregnancy belly all the time. To be fair, it was tiring to be pregnant. Morning sickness, no alcohol, and Calum would annoy you more than usual – but you were so happy that he would be the father of your child.

You were staying at a five-star hotel, making it a bit fancier than your normal hotels. Calum and you had chosen to get something to eat at the restaurant but decided that you didn’t really feel like eating decorative, disgusting caviar tonight. So instead you took a cap to the closest McDonalds. You stood in the queue, deciding on what to get. You were already fat from the pregnancy, so why hold back?

“Hey babe,” Calum said and tightened his hand grip, “I gotta go the bathroom. Order for me, will ya?”

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You remember that time when Trelawney guessed that Harry was born in winter? I read it again and she said it was to do with Saturn being in a position of power when he was born.

Turns out Saturn was a Roman god who overthrew his father, and there was a prophecy that a child would defeat him. So Saturn tried to kill that child to stop it from coming true.

But the child survived, grew up and defeated him just like the prophecy said - oh and that child was Jupiter, the Roman version of Zeus, with his lightning bolt scar.

Voldemort was in a position of power when Harry was born. Trelawney was picking up that VOLDEMORT was in power, but she thought it was the planet Saturn instead.

She even said he was born under Saturn’s “baleful influence”, which basically means Harry was under threat from Saturn - I mean, Voldemort.

Sincerely Three Comforting Reader Through A Storm

A/N: For my mom @problematicc-favs 



-ok connor didnt know you were scared of thunderstorms when you guys were over at his house

-his room was dark and the only light was the lightning that came and went

-you didn’t want him to think you were lame so you tried your best to ignore the thunder

-you were shaking

-connor noticed you shaking and panting in a fetal position on his bed

-you had your hands over your ears

-he left the room and you were so scared when he left

-like your heart was beating so fast

-he came back with his headphones and a blanket

-he put the headphones on your head and pulled you into his chest

-he covered you both with the blanket

-you began to fall asleep when he rubbed your back

-when you did fall asleep, he kissed the top of your head and smiled

-he loves you a lot and will always keep you safe


-this boy was just as scared of thunderstorms as you were

-he was thrilled when he found out because he was scared you would make fun of him for it

-you guys often shared tips on how to ignore storms and stuff

-so you guys built a hecking pillow fort in his room

-you had flashlights, candy, comic books, and other things 

-you guys made shadows with the flashlights and stuff and entertained each other to forget about the storm

-many nose kisses

-you also had a speaker that you played music on

-you were having so much fun that you two didn’t even notice when the storm stopped

-you slept in the pillow fort cuddled up next to him

-when you woke up, you kissed him and he kissed back

-you were looking forward to the next thunderstorm so you build another pillow fort with him


-ok jared usually thinks everything is a joke,,, he didn’t realize your fear of storms was real

-“seriously? you’re scared of water?”

“jared this is serious!!”

“shit really? hang on!”

-he brought you his headphones that he wears when he plays games

-he made you play overwatch cause he didn’t know what else to do and games always distract him from his problems

-“i don’t know how to play”

“i’ll teach you”

-he sits you on his lap and he puts his hands over yours and guides them

-it was a bit awkward at first, but you quickly got the hang of it

-there were so many loud sound effects and so much was happening but it did distract you

-when the match is over, he kisses the back of your shoulder and smiles at you

-he picks another game for you both to play

-you sit there on his lap, playing games with him and it was honestly so much fun

-especially when he began feeling your thighs and started to rub you through your shorts

-you look so cute in his headphones and when you turn around to look at him, he just kisses you

-as much as he doesn’t want to admit it, he honestly just wants to protect you and take care of you because you are just so precious to him