you guys set him up for this didn't you

  • Rumple: So, now that Gideon's a baby again and I did the right thing... makeup/makeout session?
  • Belle: Hell no.
  • Rumple: Wait, what?
  • Belle: You did ONE good thing, that doesn't excuse the hell you put me through or what you were planning to do to him. Every time you make it seem like you've changed, it always ends up coming back to bite me in the ass, and until I get good, solid proof that this is permanent, Gideon and I are moving into Snow's apartment, since the Charmings are getting a farm.

anonymous asked:

I'm asexual and I have really trouble accepting myself the way I am. Sometimes I'm really fine with the idea of being asexual. But then there are this times where I think that I'm not "complete" as a woman. It happened that I really fell in love with a guy and he didn't knew I was asexual. He also felt something for me, but when it came to the part of "being together", I simply told him I had no feelings for him. I thought that he would have never been comfortable with that. I feel lonely.

I don’t feel like you need sex or a relationship to feel complete but I do think you might feel incomplete because when it came down to trying to set up a relationship you wanted you didn’t tell your complete truth to him. I’d absolutely feel lonely that way too. It is in a way pushing someone away. And I totally get that for safety concerns or trust issues. But some times you have to risk them not understanding or being comfortable with your real self in order to get that outside validation that everyone likes having. 

AU: Claire goes on her first date
  • Dean: *opens door with gun in hand* How may I help you?
  • Guy: Uh...I'm here to pick up Claire.
  • Dean: Oh, ok. So you are that guy *cough* who is going to die tonight *cough*
  • Guy: Excuse me, sir, did you say something?
  • Dean: I was just asking about your name. I have to thank you properly for handling that fiery witch upstairs.
  • Claire: *yells from her room* Dad don't scare him! You have already scared three this month!
  • Dean: *yells back* That's because they are all wimps! You don't need any cowards in your life. *turns back to guy* So what's your name?
  • Guy: Hamish, sir, Hamish Holmes.
  • Dean: Alright, Mr. Holmes. *pulls out a bullet from his gun and writes the guy's name on it* Here you go, my token of thanks. I am being generous here. That means one less bullet the police are going to find in you.
  • Cas: *walks up behind Dean* Don't be mean, Dean!
  • Dean: You were one who wanted to castrate him.
  • Cas: At least I didn't tell him ahead of time.
  • Claire: *comes downstairs and glares at her dads* Stop it.
  • Dean: Fine, but I will feel better if you take this .45 mm *takes gun from waitband*
  • Cas: Dean! What did I say about offering Claire guns?!
  • Dean: She has to stall for time while you get the castration set up ready.
  • Cas: ...Fine! But just this once! You hear me?
  • Claire: *rolls eyes and pushes guy towards car* I'll be back in a couple of hours. You guys better be done with sex by the time I come back.
2

Spring 2016

Smoke floated up towards the ceiling. Each white line fading slowly into the air above my face. Music blared on by the wall from the stereo seated on a small table. Nirvana could be heard through the whole room but I was the only one here. Everyone else was in the studio practicing.

I fixed my head on top of my wrist and let one leg fall off the couch to get a better position. Another hit of weed and more smoke. Each blow the smoke danced in different formations. Pretty mesmerizing to be honest.

“Skylar!”

I sighed as Antwone’s voice boomed from the door. I didn’t look over as I took another hit before speaking slowly as the smoke blew from my lips. “I’m just taking a break.”

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anonymous asked:

Is Sam gonna be cockblocking & third-wheeling destiel all season, tho(better than Cas going on wild goose chases & being tortured, I suppose)? B/c I couldn't help but feel like Dean wanted to recreate a sexy video with scantily clad women washing a car in hopes that Cas would drop by, see him all soapy & wet and... lend him a hand :)) Instead, Sam gets an eyeful & Dean has to act super natural XD Didn't Call Me Maybe include a carwashing scene?If so,it's pretty hilarious,considering Cas DID call

Listen it is totally normal to wash all the cars in the garage when you think you’re home alone with the guy you have a ton of unresolved sexual tension with while wearing short shorts. 

I’m not sure what it means when you do it twice because the first time didn’t work.