you guys need to stop me

university: we’re going to spend millions on a new building specifically for computer science courses so all your courses are in the same place and there’s less running around

two years after it’s built: hey guys i’m your programming professor props if you found the room i don’t know why they put me in the basement of the agriculture building

What is the deal with everyone fighting between millennials and genX lately… Like I just really don’t understand the hyperfixation on dividing millennials and genX?? From what I’ve seen most people aren’t even sure what the cutoff for changing generations is… Like…. Guys you need to chill… Generations aren’t real. It’s made up. Most of y'all can’t even tell if someone is a millennial or genX because the definition is so vague… So stop yelling at each other over eating detergent. I’m sure both “”“generations”“” have eaten/done shit they shouldn’t have so everyone needs to chill out and stop screaming at each other.

i really really need new friends in the 5sos fandom because i kind of lost all of the ones i made last year after i stopped posting but nobody in real life wants to listen to me talk about 5sos - so if you guys want a new pal please message me. i’m really nice i promise.

How Would GOT7 React To Their S/O Having Eczema

Anon said: can you do got7 reaction to their s/o having really bad eczema on their arms, neck, and stomach? sorry if it goes against any rules. ily

Mark:

“Aww I’m so sorry, are you treating it? Should we see a dermatologist?”

Originally posted by justrightforjb

JB/Jaebum:

”I did some research last night after you fell asleep, there’s this trick you can use to stop the itching…”

Originally posted by jehbum

Jackson:

“It’s not contagious, right? Good… You’re sure, right? Like, 100 percent sure?

Originally posted by justrightforjb

Jinyoung:

”Do you need anything? Anything at all? I hate seeing you so frustrated… Don’t tell the guys I said that.”

Originally posted by soulmatesjjp

Youngjae:

”So, I have to take care of someone, instead of people taking care of me?.. How do I do that?”

Originally posted by choiyoungjae

BamBam:

“Okay, I have no idea what to say or do. Tell me what to say, or tell me what to do. Just something.” 

Originally posted by jacksonwanga

Yugyeom:

“I haven’t really heard about it, to be honest. Explain it to me please… Okay, don’t scratch it. Easy.”

Originally posted by gredwheezy

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The Drifter and The Hugger - crazddreamer - WWE [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: WWE, World Wrestling Entertainment
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bayley | Davina Rose/Elias Samson
Characters: Elias Samson, Bayley | Davina Rose
Additional Tags: Fluff
Summary:

Bayley is struggling at trying to learn to play the guitar, and Elias struggles with his newfound crush

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funny tumnglr joke: bi culture is being into girls and then seeing a guy and remembering you’re unfortunately into guys too, haha!!

me: please stop trying to make me, a bisexual, feel as if part of my attraction is dirty and tainted, i already get that enough from straight people about the OTHER part of my attraction and it just makes me feel like i need to quash down parts of myself for anyone to ever accept me

an ink luigi turned into a soft luigi

I’m.. speechless.
Being a shawol for almost 6 years, I’ve loved Shinee and Jonghyun so much.
Jonghyun and his love for music, is absolutely undeniable. He is one of the most outspoken, warm hearted people ever and now he’s gone,,, and im just really shaking.
My deepest condolences to his family, friends and acquaintances.
He was a beautiful man and if he’s peaceful where he is now, there’s nothing more to say to it.
.
Idols aren’t superhumans guys. They have emotions too, they have a heart too. Mental health is very important, and losing such a gem of a man like Jonghyun should be a slap on our faces.
Promote mental well-being, please.
_
Today, all the fandoms, whether Shinee js your ult, fav or not, please stop fanwards and come together and help us Shawols get through this, because we really need the support.
Its always going to 5hinee in our hearts and we love you and will miss you more than you think we would, Jjong.
Krump krump(TT)💔💓
_
Stay strong, my family.

Feel free to ping me, if you have no one to talk about this to:)

♫ We wish you a Mystic Christmas, 
And a happy New Year~ ♪

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Pairing: Steve Harrington x Henderson!reader

Request(s): 

  • Steve Harrington x Henderson!Reader … Honestly IDK what you wright. I am just a sucker for Steve The Mom™ and his bromance with Dustin. Would love for Dustin to have a sister or cousin or something and the Reader getting roped into Dart shenanigans. PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
  • Can you do an imagine with Steve Harrington, were the reader is really badass, and kills one of the demogorgons, and steve starts liking her?

Word Count: 3038 (suuuper long I kinda hate it)

Song: No song for this I kinda just blasted the whole soundtrack for two days straight

Summary: Kinda exactly what the requests say but if you didn’t read it it’s essentially Steve being Mom Of The Year and you being Dustin’s badass older sister that Steve falls for after seeing her in action while fighting the demodogs.

Warning(s): Violence, swearing, I think that’s it????

Author’s Note: I’ll do a smutty part two if y’all want it like I’ll probs do it anyway let’s be for real

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Hey guys, I hate to do this but I need help. My dad just found out I was with a girl and confronted me about it, and since I don’t live at home he doesn’t have the “pleasure” of kicking me out. But my mom lives with him and has supported me 100% since the day I came out to her, and because of this he’s taking out his anger on her and threatened to stop taking her to dialysis because she supports me. At the moment im doing my best, busting my ass working but its not enough. I just have enough to get by and my mode of transportation is either walking or by bus. Right now, I just need enough to finish gathering up to fix up my cars radiator. If you have some spare change to donate, I’d really appreciate it.

You can donate to any of my following accounts

cashme: $estrellaf

paypal: paypal.me/estrellafra

venmo: estrellaf

If you can’t donate, please reblog this, I’d really appreciate it

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When I was a man I thought it ended
When I knew love’s perfect ache
But my peace has always depended
On all the ashes in my wake
All you have is your fire
And the place you need to reach" 

Don't Get the Shapeshifter Drunk

In my friends homebrew system/campaign, I’m playing an “alien” shapeshifter. In one of our most recent encounters, I decided to see what getting drunk is like.

DM: You feel really confident with a sudden need to show off your powers

Me: Hey everyone! Watch this!

I proceed to turn into a bearshark that my party had an encounter with earlier. The patrons start screaming, and my companion, a troll, tries to stop this nonsense

Me: And that’s not all!

I shift into a larger squid as Troll picks me up and starts dragging me out.

DM: Everyone is still screaming. The bartender is advancing with a knife.

We pass by some old guy on the way out.

Me: Hey you!

I immediately turn into the old guy. He starts screaming.

Me: Didn’t like that? How about this!

I sprout squid arms and bat ears. This causes the man to scream even more as Troll finally drags me out into an alley.

Me: Aw, let me back in there, they love me!

Troll: [in WoW Troll accent] They were terrified. Now you calm down, change back into your base form.

Me: [confused] My…base form?

Troll: Yes, you know, human shaped, pale, dark hair?

Me: Oh yeah, right.

I immediately shift into what he described, except without a face.

DM: Troll, make a con check.

He fails

DM: You fear vomit.

Troll and I then spent several minutes while he tried to remind me what face parts looked like. Later on, when we returned to the party I shifted into another member of our party to mock him, then fell asleep.

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All the texts that Peter sent to Happy -
> Need my assistance?
> What is Tony up to?
> Tell him I say hi!
> B)
> Hey Happy!
> Just checking in again.
> Really miss our missions, hoping to do one again soon!
> Do you think you’ll need me today?
> I get out of school at 2:45
> Ready when you are!
> Hey Happy
> Just updating you on the latest!
> Helped clear the road for an ambulance
> Stopped a guy trying to mug an old man
> Just being me, clearing up Queens!
> School is so boring
> Wish I could be doing more
> Just let me know!
> This is your number, right?
> Happy?
> Press 1 if yes, 2 if no
> How’s Black Widow?
> Or should I say “Natasha”
> Big News! Quit band practice
> So I have more time for crime-fighting
> Pretty big sacrifice
> But I’m completely committed
> Hey happy, just checking in! I’m out of school at 2:45 PM
> Ready for my next mission!
> It’s Peter BTW
> Parker

voltron vines

keith: how do you know whats good for me?!

shiro: THATS MY OPINION!

—————

matt: throwing a tantrum

pidge: whats wrong??

matt: I LOST MY WEED!

—————

pidge, to allura: i think i know more about american girl doll than YOU do, genius.

—————

lance: WHAT ARE THOSE!

coran, angrily: they are my crocs.

—————

lance: my favorite emo band is big time rush

keith, covering his mouth in shock: oh my god

—————

matt: wheres my girl?

pidge: …i’m your sister?

matt, quietly: come on, i’m trying to do one vine. come on, can’t you just–

—————

lance to keith: country boyy, i love youu.

—————

lotor: oh hi, thanks for checking in. i’m 🎶still a piece of garbage🎶

—————

matt: what are those?!

allura: the-they’re called my sandals.

—————

shiro: hey pass me my keys

keith: throws a printer and it smashes to pieces

shiro: i said my keys

keith: oh i thought you said printer

shiro: why the fuck would i say printer?

—————

lance: tickling keith

keith: get out of my face, now.

lance: continues tickling keith

keith: I SAID GET OUT OF MY FACE!

————-

keith: hey kid want some blades? ;))

pidge: no, blades are for skatin’! you dingus.

—————

lance: hey hunk, look at this face. makes a funny face

hunk: oh my god, lance, i’m gonna pee.

lance: what?

hunk: lance i’m peeing!

lance: HUNKNOTINTHEMERCEDES

—————

hunk: so do you guys like wrap all of your bananas to keep them fresh or something?

matt: what are you talking about

hunk: i had to take it– holds up a condom– i has this little wrapper

—————

shiro: that one friend thats always cold

later

matt: i’m cold

shiro: you’re always cold!

matt:

shiro: but i’ll be damned if your not my friend

—————

shiro: e-excuse me, are you zarkon?

zarkon: haha no

okay i could go on forever im done i need to stop

being cheryl’s bff and dating sweet pea would include: 🥀🐍

•         them fighting over who gets to see you more 

(because come one they’re both so possessive of who they love)

•        “listen here, sweet pea. she’s mine. i’ve known her since she was a little ugly duckling in middle school, so go back to your snake pit, romeo.”

•        “cheryl you can’t just say that to my boyfriend!”

•        “listen here, blossom. she’s my girl now. and call her ugly one more time, i swear to god.”

•        “you guys need to stop this, this is getting ridiculous. also, thank you very much, cheryl.”

•        cheryl buying you nice things like expensive jewelry, snidely remarking sweet pea would never be able to afford it

•        you getting mad at cheryl, telling her he doesn’t need to

•        cheryl apologizing. after a week.

•        cheryl buying you a bracelet with a snake and lipstick charm on them

•        “don’t you dare to say anything. just give me your arm.”

•        sweet pea unwillingly asking cheryl what to get you for your birthday

•        cheryl being stubborn at the beginning, not wanting to help since she wants to get you the best present

•        sweet pea confessing his feelings he has for you to cheryl, making her realize how much he actually adores you, making her fake gag

•        cheryl sighing in defeat, telling him that you’ve always wanted a picnic at night while rolling hey eyes constantly

•        cheryl threatening sweet pea that if he told you that it was her who told him, she’d make sure this was the last present he ever made you

•        sweet pea threating cheryl because he threatened her

•        you knowing that it was cheryl that gave sweet pea the idea to take you on a nightly picnic

•        thanking her

•        her denying it was her

•        you knowing she is lying but dropping it

•        you not knowing what to get pea for his birthday

•        cheryl smirking and suggesting to buy sexy underwear and to seduce him

•        cheryl calling sweet pea, asking if he liked stockings

•        “how did you even get my number? and why are you even asking me this?”

•        “shut up and answer. i have to get a manicure, so don’t waste my precious time.”

•        sweet pea still being confused by the phone call, hoping cheryl is never going to call him again

•        sweet pea’s eyes popping out when he sees you in red lacy underwear and stockings

•        him connecting all the dots and thanking cheryl blossom for the first time in his life

•        “you’re okay, blossom.”

•        “don’t expect me to say anything nice to you, snake. see you around.”

•        them acting like they hate each other

•        but they like each other. kind of. you just know it

•        cheryl and sweet pea making you the happiest person in the world