you guys need to see this im freaking out

anonymous asked:

Im new to the ship but already in deep shit (hey that rhymed) but I mean seriously I have other ships and there are always those holy blogs that save ur soul one hc smut at the time. Are there some names u can rec? Cuz im in dire need man

Omg I’m always so freaked out about naming names because I know I’ll forget someone… but here are some that I see on my dash pretty regularly that I know have great reylo content and are “smut supportive”:

@smugglerben, @clockwork-cameo, @foxesdance, @reylorobyn2011, @lilithsaur, @trash-for-reylo, @corariley, @cheesytriangle, @shadowlass, @sansacat @sylviasnow89

Oh shit you guys help me out if you wanna add names! And please forgive me because I know I am missing a bunch! 

anonymous asked:

-rambling- im a trans guy & school is starting soon & i don't have a binder yet but i bought one of those prepaid card things & idk if i have to call & activate it or something but i'm freaking out because i don't want my parents to see that on my call long or anything & idk if i'm gonna be able to get it here before school. (picture day is the first day as well) i need help

if you can’t get a binder before picture day, you can try binding with sports bras! they have to be unpadded. wear one normally. then put the other one backwards and adjust it so the band is right over the biggest part of your chest. it doesn’t flatten quite as well as a binder, but it’s way better than nothing, and it’s safe.

good luck, dude!

-rose

Whenever I think of GTA!Ryan going on a murder break I always just imagine this 6′1″ man that wears a skull mask freak out like a moody person on a diet.

 Like I can just see Geoff coming up to Ryan and being like “hey buddy im gonna need you to handle a hit, okay?” and Ryan just looks appalled that Geoff would do that to HIM. Because doesn’t he understand he’s on a murder break.  

Or just one of the guys buys new weapons and Ryan just is so angry and is just like, “JESUS CHRIST- you know im on a murder break and you bring me THIS- GOD YOU GUYS ARE SUCH ENABLERS. Why do I even try?!” And he just walks out of the apartment with a gun in his hand, leaving the guys utterly confused (and admittedly scared), and returns a hour later saying “Guess what you fucks!? Murder breaks over.Look at what you did.”       

“   OKAY PETE. i need to ask you something, but promise me you won’t freak out, alright ?   “ it had been nagging her mind ever since she spotted some guys playing it in the computer lab. they were really into it, hence why she couldn’t ask them about the game. no, gwen felt it would be better to ask her nerd expert friend peter parker more about it. with a deep breath, she finally asks: “   what the heck is WoW ?   “

       (   @underoosed   |   because of your Wow talk as of late xD   )

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HOLY SHIT IM FREAKING OUT DO YOU GUYS SEE THAT LEG POP HALFWAY THROUGH OMG CAPTAIN SWAN IS SO ADORABLE IN REAL LIFE WE NEED TO PETITION FULL BODY SHOTS ALONG WITH CLOSEUPS FOR ALL FUTURE CS KISSES

5SOS Blurb #2: He has the stomach flu

PLEASE LAWD MAY THE BOYS NEVER GET SICK LIKE THIS

Dear anon that requested, i’m super sorry i turned this into a blurb but it was going to end up very similar to the car sick preference and i wanted to avoid that. Hope you enjoy!(:

Ashton:Ok so we all know Ash is like super dorky and giggly and kinda self conscious and all that good crap so i think his situation would be so freaking funny. So imagine you have your flat with Ash and you come home after school/work only to hear someone groaning and so obviously you’re all worried like omg there’s a ghost in my house and im gon’ die. You’d probably make your way up the stairs and then you hear it. A GIANT ASS FART COMING FROM THE BATHROOM FOLLOWED BY SOME GROANING. By now (im laughing so hard guys) you figured it out that Ash is sick and probably you’d be laughing, he’d manage to hear you over the noises his ass is making and groan telling you to “leave babe! this is embarrassing!" And well no one wants a self-conscious Ashton so you’d leave medicine on the night stand and walk out to the living room only to tease him about his stomach issues later on when he’s better.

Luke: DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUS-NESS OF A SICK LUKE HEMMINGS? YES? GOOD. Alright lets get started, so, super baby Lucas would be super shy about it my dudes. He’s such a lazy ass i bet his stomach is immune to getting stomach flu so this time around everyone is like bruh wtf? this isnt supposed to happen to you, you freaking endless pit of food. I think Luke would try to play it off like he’s ok but after you go to his place and you see he’s pale and the bathroom stinks of throw up, AND some super stinky gas from time to time, well i think you’d get the idea of what’s going on. So when he slips to the bathroom again you decide to take advantage of that time and make him some soup. When he comes back ya’ll curl up on the couch and he eats his soup IN A BURRITO BLANKET. Burrito Luke is important

Calum: Who agrees with me that Calum would never let this day go?I think he’s the kind of guy that doesn’t want his girl to see him all weak and stuff so when he goes to your place (cos you had a home-date planned out) sick he’s trying really hard to be ok. BUT BUT BUUUUTTTTT (Calum’s ass yo), the minute he steps in your house he’s already in the bathroom letting his stomach go to freaking town. You obviously being the caring girlfriend would knock on the door asking if he needs anything, and Calum is the type of guy to make the best in any situation so he’d be all like ”yeah babe, i want you to leave or im gonna fart in your face!“ AND YOU’D BE ALL ”OHMYGOD CALUM THAT’S NASTY, NOT MY FAULT YOUR ASS IS GETTING ALL SWOLLEN FROM SITTING ON THE TOILET". Calum is just the dude to make this icky situation freaking funny and awesome.

Michael: People. PEOPLE. PEOPLE. WE ALL KNOW MICHAEL IS A HUGE BABY.sO Therefore, Michael would totally be one to curl up on your lap and whine about his stomach hurting. I think he’d obviously trust you a lot so he’d tell you that he thinks he got the stomach flu (my poor bby :c) and you’d be the super awesome girlfriend that makes him diet food and drink lots of fluids and FREAKING CLIFFORD WOULD WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING. “Babe this needs salttttt” “Babe this needs sugar” “babe my tummy hurts” “BABE I NEED MORE PAPER!" nEEDY MICHAEL IS MY LIFE OK??

I think i got a bit carried away ._. my bad yo.

Hope you like it!

- Leni xX

THANK YOU HENRY FOR KEEPING HIS PROMISE TO SG ELF!

WOW ITS SO AWESOME TODAY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START

During SS5 SG last year because of some circumstances henry didn’t perform trap (we kinda thought that he would perform trap so yeah) and so henry apologised saying that he promise he would come back and perform trap for us.

AND SO HENRY PERFORMED 1-4-3, HOLIDAY (SCREAMING) AND TRAP ON A FREAKING PIANO HO MY GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD SING 2 SONGS ONLY GOD ITS LIKE ATTENDING HENRY’S FANMEETING OMG

Henry collected like 3-5 awards? For SJ + SJ-M + himself IM SO HAPPY FOR SJ 

I’m so so so proud being an ELF, everybody basically screamed their lungs out (including myself and now my throat still hurts from all da woo-ing and screaming) THE FANCHANT IS SOOO FREAKING LOUD I CANNOT EVEN- YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THE FANCAM (lets wait for the other ELF to upload soon)

 and the venue is filled with little blue lights its so pretty ;3;

We kept chanting HENRY HENRY HENRY omg and henry said that he’s so happy to be in Singapore because he knew that we love him so much and its way easier for him to communicate with us cause he speaks english. He also said that SJ missed SG ELF alot, he would go back to korea and tell SJ to come to singapore more often and TO PROMOTE SWING ALBUM HERE MAYBE? AND TO COMEBACK HERE FOR SUPER SHOW 6 I BASICALLY WENT BERSERK WHEN HE MENTIONED CONCERT AHHHHH

He also “imitated” donghae’s way of saying his chinese greetings like “qing ai de bao bei” I dreamt of your beautiful faces yesterday etc and then he said “I dreamt till my head hurts, my stomach hurts 

AND MY BUTT HURT LIKE WTH HENRY HAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING LOVEY DOVEY so henry eventually said that he prefer to speak english otherwise all these nonsense will come out (throughout the entire interview he spoke in english)

So yeah, thats my fanacc! Really henry maybe one day if you see this post, I just want to say a big big thank you to you for being so awesome and you really kept your promise!

LEMME LOVE YOU

This is her chance, they don’t have time to tip-toe around this anymore, “And, I know you probably don’t mean it like that, but I’ve realized some things and I need you to know that I-”

“I do mean it.” Carmilla pauses, “Exactly how you’re thinking.”

She looks at Carmilla and can see the truth of the confession swimming in her eyes. “Okay, good.” She musters all of her courage to spill out, “Me too.”

—  Fool’s Gold by whatsthedamage, aka turnandchasethewind and felixdawkins

hidden-eu4ria  asked:

Hi. Im a 19 year old college girl who just met a guy about a week ago. And I haven't seen him since. But I got a vibe that I never get from guys. It's like I knew he was the one. I need HELP. When I see him, what do I ask? I wanna know if he's single. and I wanna get to know him without freaking him out. Oh and I totally love your blog, btw. :)

hey, i recommend you to act with him like you act with your best friends, so he can see the real you (which is the most attractive thing you have)

and just don’t get attached too early, like you said, you don’t even know him very well… you still “think” that he’s the one… go make sure

and thanks!