you guys got any milk

out of context   ‘lost’  sentence starters.

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  • ❛ do you have a pen? ❜
  • ❛ i just shot a bear! ❜
  • ❛ i burnt my hand… and my muffins. ❜
  • ❛ why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? ❜
  • ❛ is it true that you successfully impregnated a male field mouse ? ❜
  • ❛ just pee on it! ❜
  • ❛ i think i’ve made the biggest mistake of my life. ❜
  • ❛ the pigs are walking! ❜
  • ❛ dude, i’m totally cool. i’m in ____ county lockup. ❜
  • ❛ if i was a dictator, i would just shoot you and go about my day. ❜
  • ❛ i think _____ a bitchin’ name. ❜
  • ❛ oh yeah, there’s my favorite leaf. ❜
  • ❛ you know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn’t have to go around shooting people. ❜
  • ❛ you guys got any milk? ❜
  • ❛ cool hat, dude. ❜
  • ❛ because i am from the future. ❜
  • ❛ i don’t like blankets. ❜
  • ❛ if i can kick drugs, i can deliver a baby. ❜
  • ❛ i never really appreciated chicken until right now. ❜
  • ❛ what did one snowman say to the other snowman? ❜
  • ❛ great danger will befall you if you don’t stop calling me. ❜
  • ❛ i really think we have far more pressing matters than me giving you a shirt. ❜
  • ❛ well, i guess i better put some pants on. ❜
  • ❛ get some rope. ❜
  • ❛ you didn’t hear about the polar bear? ❜
  • ❛ this place is death. ❜
  • ❛ did that bird just say my name? ❜
  • ❛ i’ve been worried since i first met you that you might end up being a spinster. ❜
  • ❛ today i swallowed a bug. ❜
  • ❛ i want my kidney back! ❜
  • ❛ you don’t get any coffee. ❜
  • ❛ those pants don’t make you look fat. ❜
  • ❛ taco night? i don’t DO taco night! ❜
  • ❛ death finds me, dude. ❜
  • ❛ i stole your pen. ❜
  • ❛ falling down is not exercise. ❜
  • ❛ i think i just realized that i want to live. ❜
  • ❛ i make good eggs. ❜