you guys fool no one lol

“Hey, Carl, I think I found something you’ll like.”

Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm?”

Ted the Animator: “Open up Photoshop, and load any random frame.”

Carl the Animator: “Gotcha.”

Ted the Animator: “…nice choice. Now, use the ‘quick selection’ tool to automatically grab most of the purple background.”

Carl the Animator: “Done.”

Ted the Animator: “Now, hit ‘delete’.”

Carl the Animator: “…it wants to use ‘Content-Aware’ fill. What’s that?”

Ted the Animator: “The funniest thing ever. Hit ‘ok’.”

Carl the Animator: “Ok, I was just–”

Carl the Animator: “…oh my gosh.”

Ted the Animator: “Told’ja.”

Carl the Animator: “That is… a masterpiece. The heck did it do?”

Ted the Animator: “Photoshop looked at the rest of the image, and tried to clone in a nice, natural background.”

Carl the Animator: “…which, I take it, doesn’t always work.”

Ted the Animator: “Yes indeedy. Try another.”

Carl the Animator: “Let’s see how it handles all the shapes in this one.”

Carl the Animator: “…freeeaaaky.’

Ted the Animator: “It looks like something you’d see in an ancient manuscript prophesying the end times.”

Carl the Animator: “What if we reverse it, and select a character instead?”

Ted the Animator: “Hm, smart.”

Carl the Animator: “…oh.”

Ted the Animator: “It’s like the creepiest invisibility cloak ever.”

Carl the Animator: “The selection tool likes to grab things weirdly, too… it just got Velma’s glasses while I dragged around her head.”

Ted the Animator: “Well, let’s see what happens.”

Carl the Animator: “…wow.”

Ted the Animator: “My favorite part is the elongated double face between Daphne and Fred.”

Carl the Animator: “Here, lemme grab one more from Aloha.”

Ted the Animator: “Should be a–… wait, Carl, you missed selecting one of the background guys’ fa–”

Carl the Animator:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ted the Animator: “Magnificent.”

Carl the Animator: “He looks so confused!”

Ted the Animator: “ ‘Um… hello? Anyone? How did I get inside this hair?’ “

Carl the Animator: “…can’t… breathe….”

Ted the Animator: “I’ll go put on another pot of coffee… it’s gonna be a looooong night of ‘shopping, I can feel it.”

Hmm.. Yeah, nice drink, thanks guys. 

Hehehehehaha….

What’re laughin at..? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK

YOU ASKED FOR A COUPLE OF ICE CUBES, AND WE ONLY PUT IN ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA APRIL FOOOOOOLLLLSSSS

Oh shit, haha, I guess that is pretty funny.. Haha

Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone x

Types of People in K-Music Tumblr
  • The Reactionary
    • Goes straight to your inbox on anon at the mere sight of something they disagree with no matter how small
    • Usually to send hate
    • will probably try to come off as “unbothered” despite obviously being upset enough to come to your inbox
    • Bonus points if they are nonblack but using AAVE to appear more “aggressive” and/or full of attitude
    • We ALL hate them
  • The Condescending
    • WILL correct you on anything not matter how small
    • Bonus points it “sweetie”, “sweetheart”, “sis” ,etc. is used
    • “Please do your research” x1000
    • “You said *insert artist here* only wrote ONE song but obviously they wrote 1.5 songs. Please do your research :)” 
    • Bonus points if the .5 song just came out within the last few days
  • The Emotive
    • HELLA emojis and reaction GIFS/Pics
    • They’re  usually cool but can become “The Reactionary” or “The Condescending” at the drop of a hat because they’re emotional AF.
    • When “The Reactionary” or “The Condescending” traits aren’t present, they just display a lot of emotion in general
    • “I’m literally crying right now because…”
    • “I just love *insert artist* so much because…”
    • “I’m so happy because…”
  • The Peacemaker
    • “Y’all need to chill.”
    • “I understand where both sides are coming from but…”
    • “We gon have this argument every week or…?”
    • SUPER cool
    • But that shit be annoying when you know you right lol
  • The Promoter
    • “Don’t Sleep on *insert artist, usually a kpop group here*!” 
    • “Please support *insert artist here*!”
    • “Respect all the members!111!!!!”
    • Posting instructions on how to stream MVs and buy albums so that it gets counted on music shows and charts.
    • Knows like 50,000 Kpop groups and you’re like 100% sure there’s not even that many active right now
    • “Actually there’s only 48,918 and ¾ths groups active right now so…”
    • Nice as hell
  • The Messy
    • Has similar traits with “The Reactionary” but not nearly as much of a punk
    • Runs in packs so you better be prepared to fight all 96 of they homies too
    • “Ummm actually *insert unecessary shade here*”
    • Has to reply to everything and the reply is always shady
    • Still subposting on Tumblr about you way after everything is like 10,000 years over
    • maybe a tiny bit funny at first? Especially when the people they target are assholes (The Messy vs The Condescending is comedy GOLD!) but then they just start picking fights with everybody and then quite a few people start falling back little by little.
    • Starts drama just cause they’re bored
    • Spreads rumors that can do REAL damage and doesn’t care
    • Uses as many reaction GIFS/Pics (if not more) than “The Emotive”
    • More common in the Khiphop side than in KR&B/Kpop
    • Always spilling tea
    • Bonus points if they have a Twitter too
  • The “I’m not the one”
    • Usually has a squad or “pack” like “The Messy”
    • Probably used to be cool with “The Messy”
    • Cut them off usually after a public falling out (because the messy can’t do anything without making a damn scene).
    • Usually the only people bold enough to call out “The Messy” after they do it then everyone else gets balls too.
    • ULTRA cool, mostly cause they ain’t here for the bullshit
    • Bonus points if they’re down to pull up on “The Messy” IRL\
  • The Observer
    • Never posts shit but usually reblogs
    • Every now and then you see a notification (or 600) from them
    • They lowkey your homie even though they don’t know
    • When they do say something it’s either through tags or in the notes
  • The Extra
    • Funny as HELL
    • Could be “The Reactionary” though.
    • Could evolve to a full on “The Messy” as one prominent trait of them is being cool and funny at first
    • Always Extra
    • No type of chill
  • The Hypersexual
    • Always making stuff sexual
    • Sometimes it’s funny
    • Sometimes it’s annoying because not everything needs to be so extremely sexual all the time. Like bruh, it’s just a GIF of Gray smiling. There’s like  50 of him doing the same thing, chill.
    • Definitely love AOMG. Like for real, they all do.
    • Bonus Points is Simon D is the #1
    • They are probably pretty cool people but it’s personally not the type of content I’m here for so I don’t really directly interact with them much
  • The Overanalyzer
    • Always trying to analyze shit
    • “If One bought a $2 bag of Skittles on Tuesday but Loopy has an $800 Goyard belt, then why this fool Reddy can’t answer B-Free’s calls?”
    • Text posts x20,000,000
    • OT posts not uncommon
    • Means to write like 3 sentences in reply to someone aksing a question but ends up writing a whole Ph.D dissertation
Mysterious Hazelnut Pt. IX | REAL CHAPTER

Summary: Coffee have always been key to lighten up your mood in cloudy days. Specially when its made by your favorite barista.

Author: @sleepywinchester prev. deanwincehster-af | Mobile Masterlist

Pairings: Barista!Sam x Plus Size!Reader

Words: 5.2k

Warnings: Kind of Angst. Language. 

A/N: THIS IS A REAL CHAPTER LOL I’m kinda sorry for fooling y’all on April Fools into thinking that chapter real. This chapter is really long and it’s mostly backstory and introduction of new characters into the history. Really hope you guys like this, if you do, please leave me a comment or message? I love those and motivate me so much. Feedback makes me feel like this is not crap lol Anyway! Enjoy and till the next one! xoxox.

The road back to the place you once called home was just like you remembered it; dark, empty and long. While Dean and Melissa drove in Dean’s SUV, you were holding onto Sam on his Harley. Scott noticed your boyfriend’s good taste for wheels, you saw it in his smug stare as he watched you hop on the bike.

Riding alongside Scott for two days straight, brought memories of the long rides you would take with him. Some of the were just for fun, others would be club business related. It didn’t matter the reasons behind them, riding alongside your brother was something you used to enjoy deeply. The both of you would put aside the club and have fun, it didn’t matter how short it lasted.

The Wolves of California wasn’t just a motorcycle club, it was a lifestyle, it was a family and one that came with a price. To be part of that life you needed to be dedicated and that wasn’t something you wanted to be a part of after Max died. His recent death overshadowed the good memories, after his funeral your eyes opened.

“Welcome to Charming,” you mumbled as the sign became something on Sam’s bike rear mirror.

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anonymous asked:

ok but i feel like pidges birthday should have been april 1st, partly bc of april fools day and also partly bc that's my birthday and i adore pidge lol

Omg tho CAN YOU IMAGINE

It’s the dawn of a new day. Everyone is up bright and early to begin training. They get into their lions, refreshed and ready to go. But then, Lance notices something odd on his command screen.

“Hey, guys,” he mutters curiously, “anyone else getting some weird blinky message thing?”

A chorus of equally confused agreement meets his ears.

“Okay, on the count of three, everyone press it at the same time,” Shiro says.

“One, two, three -”

Lance presses the message. In a quick flash, a large belt shoots from the side of his seat and crosses over his lap, firmly strapping him in place. Before he can form a single thought, or let any witty remark fall from his lips, music starts blasting from the speakers.

Namely, “What’s New Pussycat”, sung by Tom Jones.

Lance blinks. As his teammates voice their puzzlement, a horrifying idea plants itself in his brain.

‘No,’ he thinks. 'No, nobody would go that far.’

But after the seventh loop, he slowly realizes that one of the paladins is missing.

'It’s true,’ he thinks. 'We’re all doomed.’

“It’s Not Unusual” begins to play.

-

Somewhere deep in the castle, laughter is heard. Pidge sits cross legged on her bed, a wicked grin on her lips.

“Happy fucking birthday to me,” she whispers.

lolo-chan001  asked:

Who's your favorite alter ego of markiplier?

That’s a hard question XD But there’s 3 that I love because I relate most to them… in a way (because we all know most of Mark’s egos are freakin’ dangerous!)

Google will always be my favorite. He’s such an interesting character! You’ll see that I love that ego the most, in my comics. When he came back in April Fools I was so excited and actually clapped in happiness. I love Mark’s portrayal of that search engine lol! Google will be the sass in my comics. I have a deadpan humor and sass sprinkled in my conversations haha

However since the new introduction of Bing, I loved him too. I just imagine he’s this guy who’s really fun to be with. Does stupid stunts and wants adventure or something. Also, since as you know that I make a lot of comics, Bim is a close second to Bing because he’s one of the types of people who are carefree- which is always fun to have as a favorite. They’re both really adorable.  I relate most to those two because they’re the humourous types. I like making people laugh or smile, you get what I mean?

Thank you :D

This Means War (An April Fools Drabble)

A/N– Approx. 605 words (I usually don’t celebrate this dumb day because it gives people an excuse to be jerks to one another if you ask me LOL But this idea came to me because of a random late night conversation. And this is set in the future where their Chris and Billie’s daughter is about 3 years old.  And not to worry, there’s no actual warnings except a little foul language. Hope you guys enjoy it!) 


“Okay, Mom’s gonna be back any minute. So just hide in here and wait for the signal.” Chris said as he placed the mask on Leila’s tiny head.

“You sure she won’t get mad?”

“Well she might get a little upset. But it will be with me, not you Cuddle Bug. And besides she deserves it after what she did to me this morning, right?”

“Yeah what she did was pretty mean!”

Chris hated that Billie always teased him for his fear of spiders, but he had his reasons. Still, he didn’t think that she would actually use it to her advantage on April Fools Day. But to his horror, he woke up and saw that she placed a fake tarantula on his chest. And when it actually started crawling, he screamed bloody murder and ran down the hallway. And the worst part was that Billie had taped his dramatic reaction and sent to the rest of his family. Chris was naturally upset, but he was also impressed that she had scared him so easily, especially since he was known as the master prankster in their house. But now that she had dropped the gauntlet, he knew that he needed vengeance.

Once Billie left for work, Chris took Leila to go to the mall for some father/daughter time. And that’s when he formed the perfect plan for revenge. He decided to stick to what he was good at, and he figured this was the perfect time to teach his daughter a well-known tradition.  After that, he kindly asked Billie to stop by the grocery store to pick up something sweet for dessert just so he could buy some extra time. And when she called later that evening to say that she was almost home, Chris told Leila to hide in the pantry and to wait for the green light.

“Honey, I’m home!” Billie said as she walked through the door, “I picked up some banana pudding just like you wanted.”

She heard him shuffling around in the kitchen as she threw her keys on the coffee table and peeled out of her coat. Chris said that he had just started dinner, and he couldn’t hide his excitement as he quietly told Leila to come out on the count of three. And the second Billie entered into the room, she damn near pissed her pants when she heard Chris yell and Leila had jumped out of the pantry with a can of silly string while wearing a Deadpool mask.

“Cheese and fuckin’ rice!” Billie screamed and she noticed that she spilled banana pudding everywhere.

“Ooh! Mommy said a bad word!” Leila giggled. She took off the mask and said that she was sorry. Then she asked if she was in trouble.

“No but only because I know this was Daddy’s idea.”

“Yup! And the best part is I have it all on tape…” Chris said with his phone pointing right at her, “And I just sent it to Scott. So we’ll see if he puts this on his Instagram.”

“Well tell him if that happens, Lisa will be mourning the loss of her two sons. And I will make sure your deaths are slow and painful!”

“Hey no murder talk in front of our kid.”

“Says the man that let her buy a Deadpool mask!”  

Billie was livid that she was covered head to toe in pudding. But then her anger quickly disappeared the second she saw her husband and daughter laughing in unison with their hands across their chest. Chris then handed Billie the paper towels and he apologized with a quick kiss.

“Truce?”

“Truce!”

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Y'all..come on.

I went back and noticed lots of spelling/grammar errors in my recent posts. Why aren’t you guys calling me out and correcting me for them?! Now, don’t get me wrong.. a lot of them are stupid autocorrects that I’m not realizing..but still…
You guys are push overs. You call someone out and put a little star correcting my crap next time. Don’t let me just leave it there and look like a fool for others to see later lol

PS: I’m not proof reading this one either bc I don’t have time. So I’m sure there are a couple in here. haha

BTS’ nicknames in chinese


Jin

  • 公主, pink公主: princess, pink princess
  • 珍妈, 筋妈: basically jin mom
  • 车门男: car door guy (I think you guys know this)
  • 大哥,筋哥: eldest hyung, jin hyung
  • 吃货筋: eat jin/ jin who likes to eat
  • 伪忙内: fake maknae (due to his childish actions) XD
  • 肩膀哥: shoulder hyung


Suga

  • 糖: literally means sugar in Chinese
  • 糖爷 [tang-ye]: ‘ye’ is usually used as a respectful honorific to people of authority, thus joking about how powerful he is in the group
  • 爷爷 : grandpa
  • 痛经少女: literally ”girl with period cramps” because of the way he lies down
  • 闵实权: “the guy with true power in the group” again because his monarch in the group
  • 闵PD: Producer Min
  • 闵swag: self-explanatory 


J-Hope

  • 厚比, 好细: ‘hobi’ and ‘hao-xi’, which is how his name 号锡 is pronounced in Chinese 
  • 锡锡: seokseok
  • 郑队长: Leader Jung
  • 小漂亮: little pretty guy
  • 小仙子: little angel
  • 希望哥:  literally ‘hope hyung’ in Chinese
  • J-Hopeless, 绝望哥: literally hopeless hyung ROFL (similar to J-Nope)
  • 惜命小王子: translated as “little prince who cherishes life” (because he is scared of everything that can potentially kill him HAHAHA)


 Rap Monster

  • 拉蒙, 蒙妮, 俊妮:rapmon, mon-nie, and joon-nie
  • 里兜, 队长: leader
  • 破坏王: King of Destruction
  • 毛利族长: Leader of the Maori Tribe LMFAO
  • 拉普怪: ‘rap” + the Chinese word for ‘monster’
  • 脑性男: Brain guy


Jimin

  • 扒鸡米, 鸡米[pa-ji-mi, ji-mi]: the word literally means ‘chicken’ + ’rice” (it sounds similar to his name), thus jimin is also called ‘chicken’
  • 弟控: the maknae’s biggest fan
  • 朴致命[piao-zhi-ming]:  literally ”Deadly Park” due to his sexiness being deadly (again, sounds similar to his name)
  • 团欺: the group’s punching bag
  • 小可爱: little cutie (apparently he chose the nickname for himself)
  • 伪忙内: fake maknae (due to his baby face) 


V

  • 泰泰 [tai-tai]: tae tae (seems like the whole world calls him tae tae)
  • 薇薇 [wei-wei]: ‘wei’ sounds similar to ‘V’ in mandarin
  • 四次元: 4th dimension alien
  • 蠢泰, 二泰: dumb tae (in a loving way)
  • 小狮子: little lion (I think this is because of his blond debut hairstyle..?)


  Jungkook

  • 果果 [guo-guo]: kook kook in Chinese
  • 霸权: ’the guy with power in the group (through force)’ (often compared with Suga (‘guy with true power’), but is usually a grade lower)
  • 团宠: the group’s favorite (opposite to Jimin (group’s punching bag))
  • 金针菇 [jin-zhen-gu]: mushroom (sounds similar to Jeon Jungkook)
  • 田老师: Teacher Jeon (because he is so enthusiastic during girl group dances HAHAHA)、
  • 肌肉兔子: rabbit with muscles
  • 黄金忙内: golden maknae

j-hope’s booty tho


Fun Facts:

  • ‘三傻’ [three idiots] refers to the trio of ‘J-Hope + Jimin + V’ with J-Hope being the leader of the group due to them always fooling around XD 

-occasionally also known as 四傻 [four idiots] if Jungkook joins in


  • The vhope pairing is known as 霜花 [frozen flower] due to that one infamous scene.
  • The minjoon pairing is known as 垃圾 [literally ‘trash’] as 拉(rap) and 鸡(ji) put together sounds like the word ‘la-ji’ (trash).
  • The JiHope pairing is known as 情欲 [lust, erotic] due to both of their sexy aura during performances and interactions. (LOL I swear this is not how you think it is chill guys)
  • The VJin couple is known as 围巾 [scarf] as scarf is pronounced as ‘wei-jin’ in mandarin. 


  • 防弹 [bangtan] is pronounced as ‘fang-dan’ in mandarin. Sometimes, netizens call them 胖蛋 (’pang-dan’) instead, which literally means [fat egg]. 
i... may be i need for some money rn ?

so… my computer was back… until it wasn’t anymore… To explain myself : my computer has had a problem with the power input in itself, like, it’s inside it, it’s not the cable. so when i power it, it may as well receive power or not and i can’t know if it will work or not and for how long.

So i have to buy a new one as soon as possible… But damn computers are expensive ‘-’

so i wanted to ask you guys : if i were to open commissions, would you be interrested ? 

i don’t want  you to feel like you are forced to pay for content of course, but when my computer dies, it will be kinda harder to update safe again XD

So, you all know how i draw, i was thinking maybe a drawing like this for 10 € ?

and a drawing  with more characters and a little backround for 17€ ?

and for traditional art 23 € ?

And for the subjects :

-no gore kinks, vore, pedophilia, emetophilia etc

-nsfw classic is okay even with a little bdsm, or micro/macro, sentient species intersex, somnophilia, things like that

-sfw is totaly okay, but i’m bad with details… so it will be simple…

-for the characters, i can do anything i think, even ocs, but you have to show how they look first.

-i shall show you how it look and you can refuse it one time if it’s not what you wanted ? so i’ll redraw it once (except for the traditional) and if you still doesn’t like it you only have to pay 1/3 of the price ? (i count on you to not make a fool of me here)

-should i think of comics, line only, etc or is it not worth it ? i think line should be half of the prize maybe ?

What do you think ? i don’t feel legitimate to beg for money here, i’m sorry guys… i never asked for money in exchange of my drawings before, i’m not sure it’s really worth it for you… if nobody is interested, well, maybe i’ll go try to have a loan at the bank ‘-’ (lol), or hey, i can save 50€ per month for… one year and a half and see you then XD. Or maybe if i have good grades to my finals, my parents will kindly buy me a new computer. But i won’t count on it…

So tell me what you think, i think i can do like plenty of 10€ commissions if i found persons with money and who are willing to waste it on my art ! ‘u’

do you think it could work ?

should i make a real commission sheet ?

would any of you pay money to get art from me ?

anonymous asked:

what particular dan and Phil videos do u recommend watching for people that are new

ohh boy anon i hope you’re ready for what you’re asking for hahaha (nah really though the phandom is great and dan and phil are good people to watch so i’m happy you or whoever you’re asking for is interested and i’m honoured you came to me!!) but warning this might get long because i’m gonna use this ask to make a kind of exhaustive list if you don’t mind lol so i’m gonna put a read more here and go wild.

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anonymous asked:

Hi dear! First of all I love your ff! It's my favourite one of all! And I love that you don't hold back that Victuri not only show, but tell that they love each other. do you think that in case of season 2 they might tell each other how they feel by words? I am not one of those fans that can't believe what I see unless they tell each other straight(gay) out! But something in me is still in denial that a major plot twist could be like "lol we fooled you guys regarding victuuri" what do I do? 😭😭

(Thank you - I’m having fun writing fic for the fandom! Winter Song is actually crafted to fill in the blanks that you’re questioning, so hopefully it helps settle your mind a bit.)

As for your question, I don’t think we’re going to get a “haha we fooled you!” message from the creators. Victor and Yuuri’s romantic relationship is canon.

What I think some people are struggling with is that the main storyline of Yuri!!! on Ice is not about romance. It’s a sports anime, and skating has always been and always will be the main focus. 

The subplot of Yuri!!! on Ice is the coach/student relationship. This is why we’re only shown scenes where Victor and Yuuri discuss that part of their relationship. The skating is always the focus because that’s just what the show is about. If you’re looking for an anime that explores romance, this isn’t it. So no, I don’t think we’re promised any blatant “I love you” scenes in the future. 

HOWEVER. 

That doesn’t mean the romantic relationship isn’t there. It is so there.

I honestly do not understand how people can look at that screencap above and fail to see the physical and emotional intimacy these two young men share.

Like. *rubs temples* Their lips are literally an inch apart. (Seriously … why would Yuuri’s family be so shocked to see these two hugging? They hug all the time.)

Every. single. scene. we get from Victor and Yuuri is the type of stuff the fans of many 100% confirmed canonical relationships never get to see on screen.

Victor and Yuuri’s intimacy is palpable in a way rarely seen in other media.

What we’re shown in the anime are two men falling in love, and Kubo-sensei has given her audience clear evidence of that relationship should they wish to see it. It’s canon.

The kiss has been confirmed. They share hotel rooms now. Their beds are pushed together. In what world do adults in a platonic relationship give each other gold wedding bands? And kiss them in front of an audience?? And grab each other’s neckties??? And kiss each other’s skates???? And run into each other’s arms in an airport after a very brief separation?????

Do you know how intimate it is to have someone kiss your hand like this?

Just take a moment to imagine your last coach or teacher doing that to you. Imagine your best friend doing it.

Really feel it. What it would be like to have someone you’re in a platonic relationship with bring your hand to their lips and hold it there for several long moments.

Their warm breath. The feel of their lips. The way their eyes close and their brow creases like their heart is aching.

Kind of a weird idea to think about your BFF doing it, right? Personally, my mind would immediately jump to the conclusion that they have a raging crush on me at the very least. Hand kissing like this is extremely suggestive of romance.

I’m just scratching the surface of the physical and emotional intimacy evident in this anime. It is SO EASY to imagine Yuuri and Victor kissing and saying “I love you” after the credits roll in the later episodes. That’s what the creators have given you … when they didn’t have to.

I would encourage you not to expect Yuri!!! on Ice to be something it’s not, or you’re never going to be able to truly enjoy it.

(Don’t you want to enjoy it? It’s fun. I promise.)

Alternately, if you expect nothing more than a sports anime and are instead given all this wealth of intimacy and romance, you will be HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.

anonymous asked:

headcanon that yamato overhead other guys talking shit about taichi, not even that bad like maybe they're just jealous of his position on the soccer team that they wanted, and when yamato hears it he just punches the nearest one and it's embarrassing in the principals office trying to explain that he was defending his boyfriend

i love Yamato being super extra about Taichi and then getting embarrassed about it lol especially if it tries to pass it off only for it to fall apart because really Tamato? you defending ‘your boyfriend’s honor’ lmao who are you trying to fool! It’s Taichi after all! 

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Musical Kuroshitsuji: Lycoris that Blazes the Earth 2015 Character Bromides

  • Yata Yusuke as Charles Grey
  • Hirose Yusuke as Charles Phipps

Tagged under: lycoris 2015 scans

Don’t ask me why they are the first to be scanned. Because reasons ;w;
If you follow me long enough you know I used to not give two shits about Double Charles. Mokkun and Hiro-kun made them grow on me back in Lycoris 2014 and in the re-run, with Yata as the new Charles Grey, Double Charles has definitely become one of the biggest surprises and highlights in Act One. They bring so much excitement and fun to the stage that you almost forgot that they weren’t even in the Madam Red arc back in the manga.
The musical will also unintentionally(?) make you ship them really hard with all the wifey instincts Phipps carries with him lol

(and don’t be fooled by what a chill guy Hirose seems because he’s a disastrous dork xD)

anonymous asked:

it's funny. like, i'm 98% sure tom's real answer to that question is jennifer aniston bc he has said it before that but i also agree with you guys that he just saw the opportunity and fooled around a little bit. you ain't slick tom.

Exactly! Like he wouldn’t joke about it like that if it was a “CURRENT celebrity crush” question. So this one was a bit safe so he went for it, lol.

Battling Decisions - Suga

Idol : Yoongi - Suga (BTS)

Genre : Fluff, Angst

Request

Your welcome ^^ and I’m going to jump right to the plot of this fanfic :3 ~ ( I couldn’t think of a background )


You smiled at your newly made friend, Minjae. “And you know what happened next? (Y/N), you wouldn’t believe what he did to me!”, Minjae exclaimed as he continued telling his story to you.

You reached out for his shoulder, trying to balance yourself from your extreme laughter from his story. Trying to calm down, you leaned slightly against Minjae, wiping away your tears of laughter.

When you were just about to reply back to Minjae when someone grabbed your wrist and pulled you away from your friend.


Yoongi seethed as he watched you explode in laughter from Minjae’s story. He continued to suppress his boiling anger but he lost all control when he saw how close you were to Minjae. He rushed to where you two were, glaring at your new friend. He quickly grabbed your wrist before pulling you away.


Struggling in the tight grasp of the stranger, you eventually ripped your arm away from the person. You inspected your wrist, which had bright red hand marks, hearing loud pants from in front of you. You looked up, glaring at the stranger.

Just as you looked up, you felt the stranger’s lips crash onto yours. You tried to pull away but the person’s hands gripped onto you, forcing you to stay still. You tried to separate your lips and call for help, but gave up when you lost to the dominance of the stranger’s tongue.

Finally pulling away, the stranger pushed you up against a wall. You stared in shock when you identified the stranger that kissed you. It was Yoongi, your best friend.

You guys had been best friends ever since your childhood, and your relationship had been strictly friendship, with no romantic feelings for one another. However, that did not stop you from developing a liking to your best friend.

Gasping for air from the intense kiss, you finally spoke. “What the hell?!”, you exclaimed.

It wasn’t the random kiss that pissed you off more, it was the fact that Yoongi couldn’t give you a reason for his sudden action. Was he just playing with your feelings?

“You can’t just go kissing people out of no where! Especially not when you “make out” with them!”, you scolded. “Seriously, where did this come form? I thought we were just friends. Don’t go playing with my feelings and confusing me, Yoongi!”.

Debating whether or not to tell you the truth, Yoongi finally spilled out his feelings. After years of keeping it a secret from you, he was about to tell you his deepest secret.

[”(Y/N), I-I was the one t-that killed your parents lol but it was a good build up]

“(Y/N), I…um…l-liked you…for a really really long t-time.”, Yoongi confessed.

Your eyes widened at his confession. He wasn’t lying right? He wasn’t playing with you or fooling you? There’s no way with your bad luck that the guy you’ve been crushing on actually liked you.

“Me too.”, you admitted, blushing at your own words. “I really l-”

Your words were cut off by Yoongi’s lips against yours. Slowly, you closed your widened eyes, and pushed into the kiss. Pushing your lips against Yoongi’s, you him smile at your actions.

This time, instead of kissing a stranger, you were kissing your best friend, whom you waited your whole life to kiss.

Watching the bonus footage from TST part 3
  • Me: *watches those Janson recorded files from the gladers before they ran away*
  • Newt: there was one lucky bastard that was in a maze with only girls
  • Me: ...
  • Me: oh honey he gay
  • Me: why y'all trying to make my kid straight?
  • Me: my kid is gay
  • Me: my kid is in love with Thomas
  • Me: y'all won't fool me. I know the truth
  • Me: it's okay my small son, I know who you truly are
  • Me: it's okay

anonymous asked:

blurb where y/n takes care of Justin while he's drunk and he asks y/n to marry him

oooooo ok so you guys would go to a small get together pool night thing with your close friends and there would be some alcoholic beverages there and you know how justin really enjoys being 21 so as the night goes on you would be talking to your girl squad all chill and the boys would be running around outside the pool acting like fools and you can tell justin is a little tipsy so you automatically chill on the drinking since you would have to be the one to drive of you guys home, you can tell he’s full on going to get drunk, so the time would come to leave and justin would be a mess lol like he would be extremely handsy and while your driving home he would have his hand on your thigh trying to finger you and you would have to keep slapping it away and he would whine and be like “come on y/nnnnnnn” and you smirk and tell him how wasted he was and he be scream sing the songs on the radio and just keep talking about pointless things while still being handsy. finally you make it home and he’s like fumbling everywhere so it makes it extra difficult to get him to come upstairs to the bedroom and he’d prolly laugh at everything causing you to laugh back at how stupid he was being, so you would finally say fine im leaving and he would pout and say “no come back and hold my hand” with a cute little puppy dog face and that would cause you to roll your eyes but at the same time make your heart melt, so you grab his hand, and he’d be going on about how beautiful you are “like y/n your so sexy and beautiful. y/n your so beautiful…..and sexy” and  finally you would make it to the bedroom and you make him sit on the bed and when you go to take his shirt off he would say something stupid like “heyyyy why are you taking my shirt do you wanna have sex with me or something?” but he says it like his lowkey mad and doesn’t know you and you would roll your eyes and ignore him while continuing to undress him, so finally after getting both of you ready for bed and a trash can on justins side for just in case, he’d act like a big baby and would ask you to hold him and give him kisses and you would to make him be quiet and out of no where he’d ask “Will you marry me? like i know im drunk, but will you marry me pretty please i want to be married” and that would cause you to laugh out loud and he’d be like “what? do you not like me anymore, is there something wrong with me!?” and you’d be like “yes, i’ll marry you” to calm him down and only because he wasn’t going to remember any of it in the morning anyway