you guys dont understand

you guys dont understand i have never ever loved anyone like i lvoe jack ive nevr had a relationship with someone like this ive never been so serious about a guy and my dad just wnats to take that from me and if i cant have that thn ill do soemtjing to myself

HOO HOO, MOTHERFUCKERS

I keep hearing people bitch about Jane. “She doesn’t believe Roxy and Jake! She’s a terrible friend! Now that she’s in the game she better start believing them!” They all complain. 

YOU FUCKERS

JOHN DIDN’T BELIEVE JADE COULD TELL THE FUTURE EVEN AFTER HE STARTED PLAYING THE GAME.

KARKAT DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ANCESTORS EVEN AFTER HE MADETHEM HIMSELF.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE  PEOPLE OVER THE INTERNET WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY LIVE ALONE ON AN ISLAND FIGHTING GIANT MONSTERS, OR THE OTHER FRIEND WHO TELLS YOU HER MOM IS THAT FAMOUS AUTHOR AND THEN SAYS THAT CLEARLY ALIVE AUTHOR IS DEAD AND THEN SWITCHES THE STORY TO SAY THAT HE MOM JUST DOESN’T WATCH HER EVER, OR THE OTHER FRIEND WHO SAYS SHE IS A BRITISH ALIEN???

I THOUGHT FUCKING NOT

I USED TO THINK “YOU FEEL ME” WAS LITERALLY THE DUMBEST PHRASE I HAVE EVER HEARD. I JUST WANTED TO SMACK THE PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT I WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY SAID IT LITERALLY ALL THE TIME IT WAS LIKE

NO. NO I DON’T FEEL YOU. I DONT EVER WANT TO FEEL YOU. WHAT THE FUCK STOP SAYING THAT

AND NOW

I SAY IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. WHEN DID I STOP SAYING IT UNIRONICALLY.