- me, when Renjun posts a selfie: wow!! amazing!! talent!! my boy Did That! Ladies and gents, this just in, Huang Renjun has single handedly saved kpop with his face, and oh what A Face it is. Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? Who gives a fuck, because this picture is Both. The best thing I've ever seen. The photo of the century. No selfie by anyone Ever could be half as good as this true masterpiece which he has just blessedt my eyes with.
- Renjun: *posts another selfie*
- me: this is it, you guys, the best thing that I have ever laid my eyes on. no like I don't think you understand, I really mean The Best-
I came home from school to say this.. I sexually Identify as a bosom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of jiggling around when walking down stairs. People say to me that being in a bra is a disgusting habit and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install bosoms on my thumbs and 100 nipples on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "bosom" and respect my right to jiggle. Thank you for being so understanding.