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I feel like people need to stop only paying attention to cartoons that have serious plots like su and like gravity falls (tho gravity falls had a good balance of plot and fun story telling) because there’s so many good cartoons out there that are more about random fun stuff than intricate plots and those shows always don’t get the attention they deserve and end up getting treated bad by their own networks (wander over yonder, harvey beaks, tawog, and even we bare bears) and people seem to forget that cartoons can be more comedy based and more simple and still be really good especially in terms of world building and characters

[[I feel like I should state this out, that this blog does revolve around and AU that I’m constantly trying to make ideas for. It’s like bouncing a ball against a wall full of wet paint and seeing what patterns come back and if I like it or not. Those ideas are me trying to be cute and domestic or just interesting to see happen and work with

ALSO: The AU is nothing but fluff and cute and maybe will get a little bit crack-ish, depending on whats going on. The main intent is to make you guys smile with the shenanigans, so if that happens and your smiling at your phone/computer screen then it means I’m doing something right.]]

you really can’t trust Straights with knowing your sexuality cause the moment you mention you’re gay or bi or pan fucking Heterosexual Jimothy is interrogating you about your entire sexual history like he’s digging for wank bank fodder 

vimeo

I mentioned Lucio sort of “sings” in the brazilian version of Overwatch. So i recorded.

The first one is a reference to a 90s kids show called “Castelo Ra- tim- Bum”:

He sings: “Passarinho que som é esse?”
(in english can be translated as “Little bird which sound is this?”)

The second is another one they adapted:

He sings: “uh uh estou sentindo boas vibrações”
(in english can be translated as: “uh uh I’m feeling good vibes”)

and in case you guys are curious of what he says next 

PT:“Aumenta o volume!”
EN:“Raisin’ the volume!" 

The last and 3rd one is a popular brazilian saying:

He sings: “Quem canta seus males espanta”
(in english can be translated as: “Singing chases away the evils”)

Just a side note: his tone suggests he’s mocking the enemies. He says a lot of provocative things when he is fighting and he is always laughing when he does it. Never fails to make me laugh when I’m playing with him.

*edit: Forgot to mention that there’s another one. but it’s really rare to get (took me some time to find it ;_;)

He says: “Todo carvaval tem seu fim…”
(in english can be translated as: “Every carnival has its end…”)

Which is from a brazilian rock band called “Los Hermanos” (yes, they have a Spanish name lol) and here is the link for the song.

The thing that’s honestly hilarious about aggressive and moralistic anti shipping movements is that it literally does not matter at all.

Nobody outside of a very niche bubble and a small number of people even remotely gives a shit. They pour all this time and energy into something that absolutely nobody in the real world outside of the Internet gives a flying fuck about. It would be sad if it wasn’t so funny.

Matt said yes guys, what a surprise, wow.


HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF TECHIENICIAN!
(Oldest post is here, and here’s the first content for the ship. I don’t know who picked the name “Techienician”, please tell me if you know! I’d love to credit them here :D).

Hey guys, I wanted to offer my Spanish services to anyone who needs tutoring for Spanish. Spanish my native language and it is currently my minor and so far I have a 4.0 GPA on it. I am currently learning how to transcribe Spanish into Phonetics and I can help with acentos and grammar. Although that is not all. I can also be of a great help for Latin American civilization and history. Not only in the historic and cultural sense but also in the economic and political level since I’ve took those classes already and I am a Political Science major as well. I will not charge ridiculous amounts as this would help me pay for my university expenses. Thank you!

carry on asks!

sour cherry scones: what’s your favorite comfort food?
magickal record: do you keep up with current events?
violin: play any musical instruments?
sword of mages: name an item or skill that you consider to be your weapon of choice.    
mage’s men: dream career? 
numpties: do you prefer being too hot or too cold?
vampires: would you choose to live forever?
dragon: do you prefer working in a team or working alone?
magic words: favorite book? 
elocution: what languages do you speak? 
pitch mansion: how big is your family?
covent garden: where is somewhere you’ve been that you never want to go back to?
football pitch: play any sports?
mummers house: have any roommates? 
the cloisters: name a woman who inspires you. 
weeping tower: what’s your favorite fictional world?
white chapel: do you want to get married?
catacombs: where do you usually go to be alone?
wavering wood: do you enjoy hiking/camping/just being out in nature?watford: what place in the world feels most like home?

Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

❌GIVE AWAY CLOSED❌
I can’t thank you guys enough for following me and reblogging my stuff, it really means so much to me! That’s why I wanna give something back because I hit over 42k followers which is amazing♡

Rules:
♡ MUST be following me, I will check
♡ Reblog this post, this way you enter the give away
♡ You get more noticed if you follow my insta @gxldglam ♡ Likes do not count, only for bookmarking
♡ Don’t delete this text

♡ What you will get:
You will get a some of my fav products which I use a lot (the winner will obviously get new, not used ones)
♡ Morphe palette 35P
♡ 2x NYX lingerie liquid lipstick
♡ Victoria’s secret extreme lip plumper
♡ NYX liquid illuminator

♡ I will randomly choose a winner. the winner will be messaged so I can send your package, make sure I can message you.

ok so i’m not gonna be selling the tshirts on redbubble anymore i’ll be selling them on tictail @ softredhues and i’m selling 6 to begin with ranging from small to xxxlarge and i’ll add more sizes after the first six have sold out i’ll make a proper post with pictures and links to my shop later on when the tshirts have been shipped to me so that way no one has to wait even longer for them!

Mexican-American

I know too well how it feels to have your soul split in half

Living on the American side

It does not mean that the struggle has sufficed

We cross the Rio for the hopes of a better life

We break our tongue in half

While all the white kids tell us we sound bad

Our existence is the constant fight of preservation and assimilation

All because I have embraced immigration

Translations have married me

Authenticity has divorced me

I am too white there,

I am too brown here

I am too Mexican here,

I am too American there

At times, I am could not helped to feel shameful

Seeing everyone mock my culture is painful

But, my parents back never failed to break apart

All because they think we can have a better start

I am not only their translator

I am their protector

I am anything they need me to be when there is no translation

And from that, Hispanic kids never take a vacation

I am not from here, nor from there

Mexican-American is the label I wear

-Eva Perez, 9/6/2016

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More examples! ♥ ♥ ♥

Email or DM me if interested: cosmicvanillalatte@gmail.com
Paypal ONLY thank you!

「Commissions OPEN 」

I’ll draw anything (including most nsfw, gore, and furries) EXCEPT

  • Heavy armor (moderate is okay)
  • Mechas (some robots I’m okay to draw but heavy detailed mecha’s I’ll have to pass)
  • Nsfw involving minors

「PRICES」

♥ Sketch - $12

♥ Colored:

  • Bust - $15
  • Waist - $18
  • Full Body - $22

♥ Additional half of original base price per extra character [ex: waist commission of two characters - $18 + $9]

♥ Backgrounds - $5 to $10 [depending on complexity! Flat colors are free. Make sure to include it in your commission request]

「SLOTS OPEN」

[Not a lot of options right now but when I get a better work schedule, I’ll bring out the miniatures, pixel, full fledged illustration options again ♥]

Also if you want a commission outside of my options right now, just go ahead and shoot me an email/message anyways and we can sort something out if I can do it or not! 

cosmicvanillalatte@gmail.com

     see i say ‘you’re all diamonds’ but that implies that this is a metal gear focused blog … which i swear it isn’t. as much as i love big boss, this is about richard and his development that was all thanks to you guys. i’ve a lot of ground to cover when it comes to his development, and i know i’m a bit behind, but all-in-all i just want you to know how grateful i am to all the mutuals i have here. since i can’t gush about each and every one of you, here, i’ll just make a quick blogroll instead. and in the end, i really do want you guys to remember that you are all diamonds to me.

but okay WOW 130+ followers is a lot for me. i’m excited to get deeper into this character, explore more universes with him, and just see where it goes. keep in mind that this is just an appreciation post, so it’s nothing special (but it rly is to me), so you guys may get mentioned more than once if we’re mutuals on more than one of your blogs. that’s intentional, and without any further word-vomit, here’s the blogroll!

IN ORDER FROM OLDEST-TO-NEWEST:

@handofhonor | @a-riotous-beauty | @playsvulgar | @gunkanjiima | @lxonessa | @betterhealing | @amongheroes | @camewithguns | @gothamcartel | @hotshotflyboy | @missperegcine | @dvastatus | @vexvenoire | @kingxfmischief | @fightsfor | @ncxiously | @warhybris | @alshrike | @venuscode | @createdhero | @suollac | @mamakirk | @punchit | @techbred | @postmortemed | @meiyoisan | @nowidcws | @raisedwar | @revvolver | @alacrus | @rcsebush | @slipstreamcd | @petitewidow | @hisphantom | @doomedfist | @lazaruus | @talestobetold | @ammisum-victoriam | @thankchrist | @paternall | @kaldwinslain | @brokenbirthright | @neckerchiefsandmagic | @batomos | @lysglorie | @rondeursx | @gunbris | @savedgirl | @odiouus | @theprixrity | @heroheart | @wuunderkinds | @gcngju | @fcult | @barbedlucille | @maziking | @bladedrawn | @valkiriya | @tankmeta | @luthoritative | @arepure | @liviingweapon | @missus-jayy | @slverplter | @kaldwinmarked | @apegene | @bcrmherzig | @lemurmure | @huckleberryed | @six–shots | @widowheaux | @improvises | @scornedstraysheep | @toogcddamnold | @gensome | @flowerissms | @burgerflips | @amerekiss | @saltruin | @scnshiiine | @frostiiness | @murderchased | @inusitus | @coinflippings | @pirateswrit | @saustavam | @americabrand | @krempuff | @wintercoded | @weddinplanner | @iviaw | @therussianandthefinn | @1000liveslived | @bluethreepilot | @kauboi | @tcmbraider | @weidelein | @luvshock | @cafveinated | @medaltali | @handcfhealing | @okamii | @dxadwalk | @highlandsiren | @rcdpup | @ccandidum | @devourstar | @speediings | @oncforall | @ripsfaces | @arrowbled | @mercyhoe | @empactivate | @estanima | @0000000000011 | @upqrow | @oracleborn | @sxphiroth