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ETCHED || 02

PAIRING: jung hoseok x y/n

GENRE: angst, soulmate au, gang!bts

SERIES WARNINGS: smoking, alcohol, [ slight ] sexual harassment, crime, vulgar language


A/N: i didn’t expect to get the response i did when i posted the first part of this! thank you so so much to everyone who commented, liked, reblogged, and messaged me asking for another part! i love you guys to pluto and back, and i love that i can possibly make your days better by writing! also, i would like to thank you guys for 400 followers! holy shit i never expected to see anything close to that number! you guys are incredible and you’ll never know how much you brighten my days!

SUMMARY: just like a story, the world has a plan for everyone. that plan is simple: find your soulmate, and begin your life. y/n never found life that simple, being that the mark never appeared on her wrist. a rare occurrence, and it itself told a tale. her soulmate is one in a few billion, and their bond would be everlasting. the only problem? hoseok is a member of the most wanted gang in the south korea, and he will do anything to have his soulmate by his side.

MASTERLIST || PROLOGUE | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04

My mother once explained to me about what meeting my soulmate would be like. She said that I would feel my breath being taken away, and my heart would pound faster than it ever had. She told me that the feeling would be unlike any other, and that in no way would I be able to explain it. The giddy, nine year old me, was ecstatic about the thought of having a rumored soulmate that would be the opposite of everyone else’s. I remember smiling widely as I lived in the house that belonged to my step father, a man who was not my mother’s soulmate. A man who had abused his previous wife, and now my mother.

The last thing I would expect would be to be life partners with anyone involved in a gang, especially BTS. Everyone in the area seemed to freeze, and the only thing audibly heard besides the music were his footsteps. I didn’t want him any closer; I wanted him on the other side of the planet from me. Eunji’s eyes locked with mine, and I saw that she was just as fearful as I was. Nobody expected those words to leave a mouth belonging to a member of Bangtan.

“Don’t touch me!” I backed away right as their fingertips grazed my arm. I then got a good look at who my soulmate was, and there was no doubt in my mind about them being my forever. They were fascinating, and everything my mother once told me was true; I felt everything she described. A smirk formed on the ends of his lips, and he tilted his head to the side. He must not get that often. Eunji stepped up to my side, and I watched as the boy who warned Namjoon walked over.

“Hyung, leave her alone. Don’t do anything,” he spoke, and I understood why Eunji trusted him. I gulped, seeing the fire burning in my soulmate’s eyes. He was more than just angry; he was furious. I felt terrified, and that’s the opposite of what you should feel. His dark eyes enticed me, and everything in my body told me not to. He turned back to the boy slowly, his eyes not leaving mine for too long. He seemed to be taking a different approach to this. I let out a shaky breath. “None of us knew, Hoseok. If we did, this wouldn’t have happened because you would have met her earlier.”

Hoseok. That must be his name.

“If you would have known?! You should have fucking found out because she’s rare enough as it is! She’s not goddamn covering her wrist, and that’s all you needed to find her!” Hoseok screamed, and I felt everything inside of me shake at the volume of his voice. He didn’t look at me the slightest bit, facing the boy who carried a horrified expression. He helped me, I must repay him somehow. I just felt so powerless standing beside a man who did horrid things around the city.

“Hoseok, Taehyung is friends with her friend, so he must have known! There’s no way that the conversation hadn’t ever crossed them!” Namjoon joined in, and Eunji’s eyes narrowed at him. Taehyung must be who was helping us. Hoseok grumbled something quietly, and I knew that he was planning on harming Taehyung. I felt my chest ache at the thought, knowing he in no way deserved what was going to happen. “Jimin probably knows too, being that him and Taehyung are roommates. There’s no possible reason for not sharing such information.”

“It’s called being an actual friend!” I felt my throat yell out, shocking everyone, including me. Eunji might have her perks when it came to our friendship, but she never told anybody anything that I didn’t want her too. My empty wrist included. If she believed I was uncomfortable with something, the thought never crossed her mind to speak up about it. Hoseok glanced towards me, his eyebrows furrowing at me. I gulped before continuing. “For a gang you sure don’t know how to keep quiet about something. Snitching, isn’t that something you should be well aware of? He was being decent, and Eunji definitely was too.”

“You can shut your mouth—”

“I’ll fucking kill you if you speak to her like that again,” Hoseok shut Namjoon up quickly. He didn’t flinch at the words, not taking his eyes off of me. Taehyung tensed up, and his eyes met mine. He was scared. “She might be talking back, but she has a point. She’s at a higher point than you, Namjoon. If you talk to her like that again I’ll have you taken out in seconds, and you know I am fully capable of that.” I squinted my eyes at Hoseok, wondering how he could ever trust me more than Namjoon when he just met me.

“That’s not fair,” I breathed, barely audible. Namjoon narrowed his eyes at me, not expecting that from someone who was just threatened by him. Eunji elbowed my side, giving me the hint that I was possibly taking this too far. I didn’t care though, Hoseok was being stupid for trusting me more than one of his friends. “You have known him longer; he completely deserves to be at a higher ranking. He wants to be involved in your life; last time I checked, I don’t.”

The look on Hoseok’s face is one I’ll never forget. Once the words left my lips, he appeared as if he was more angry than when he shouted at Taehyung. I must have really offended him by stating that I didn’t want to be his mistress. I felt my heart pounding in my chest as he stared at me. He placed his hands in the pockets of his leather jacket, taking a step towards me. Eunji was shaking, and I could see her in the corner of my eye. She had always acted so brave, but now I felt like we had switched rolls.

“You don’t have a choice,” Hoseok replied, his face close enough to mine that I could feel his hot breath. He smelled of smoke and alcohol, just like the inside of the house. He was intimidating, and there was no doubt about it. The other boys bowed at his feet basically, and that showed me that I was not the only one genuinely terrified of him. I gulped, and he must have saw the fear in my eyes. “For someone so smart-mouthed to talk back to me, you don’t seem to be telling me to go away. Are you scared of me?”

“Hoseok,” Taehyung and Namjoon responded in sync.

“You wouldn’t be the only one,” Hoseok smirked. He was getting pleasure out of the fact of me being shaken up by him. He was sick, and that was clear. Thoughts raced through my mind as he took a breath before resuming his speech. “Just because you’re my soulmate doesn’t mean you’re not a part of that group. You don’t get an exception because you’re the person I’ve been chasing after my entire life. You simply get to hear what I say to everyone else, and if you haven’t noticed, I don’t go easy on anyone.”

“Hoseok stop—”

“I don’t have to listen to you one bit,” Hoseok gritted his teeth as he spoke. He was more than just angry, and I felt as if tears should have been boiling in my eyes. I was confused on how I was not sobbing yet, being that every time my family fought I would cower in my room. “I’ll have Taehyung killed off if I wish, the same for your dear friend. If you have a problem with my actions, then get over it. You’re supposed to be able to handle this; the universe says so.”

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s now how you’re supposed to talk to your soulmate,” another boy walked out of the house wearing the infamous leather jacket. Hoseok turned his head towards him, and Eunji grabbed my arm. The boy was almost as tall as Namjoon, and his shoulders were really broad. He seemed strong, which would explain why he was included in BTS. They wanted anyone who could hold up their fists and fight, and he appeared like he could easily play the part. “Word spreads quickly around here; I’m sure all of you know this. Hoseok, I am well aware that you are one of the leaders here, but you don’t have the authority to talk to any woman – especially your soulmate – like that.”

The crowd seemed to shut every noise out, as the broad-shouldered boy neared me with a smile. He wore a pink sweater under his leather jacket, which made him seem the least intimidating of the group. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him around my university a few times, but I could be wrong. He stopped beside Hoseok in front of Eunji and I, taking a bow.

“My name is Seokjin, but I prefer if you just call me Jin. I can tell that we will already get along very well, being that you talked back to Hoseok,” Jin chuckled quietly, and I smiled faintly. He was easily the most mature of the BTS members I had met, and I knew there were still more to come. The gang isn’t made up of just three people! “I suggest that if you and Hoseok want to continue this conversation, you should come with us. I know there are some things the two of you probably need to discuss, and I can assure you that if anything happens involving his anger, you and your friend will be very safe.”

“We were just going to leave,” Eunji spoke exactly what I was going to say. Jin’s face didn’t fall, and he just grinned and nodded. He seemed to understand things very easily, and that was quite comforting. Facing Hoseok, I saw his eyebrows furrow at Eunji; he clearly was not fond of her. He opened his mouth to speak, but Eunji continued before he could. “If you have a problem with it, you should think before you act next time. Jin said it himself, you’re the leader of the gang. Aren’t leaders supposed to show the others how to properly act? Jin seems to be acting more like a leader than you.”

“You—” Hoseok began, but I pulled Eunji back which caught his attention. My regrets were stacking up towards the stars, and once again I wished I had never agreed to attend this party. Hoseok looked me in the eye, and I saw the small sparkle that every person who has met their soulmate has seen. Through his harsh exterior, I saw the bit of light that he held. His expression slowly softened by staring back at me, which made my heart pound a little faster. I didn’t want to feel anything, but it was clear that I couldn’t hold my feelings back, and neither could he.

“Expect to see me soon; I’m not letting you go so quickly.”


5:40pm just now, I went out to meet my friends for a study session, but we all got unproductive and started chatting about literally everything…. like idk what even happened, but now, two of them left and my Friend is studying with me

edit: thank you guys so much! This post is doing soooo well, better than i could ever imagine, thank you so much for rebloging liking and all that shit, thanks so much! edit #2: omg omg 4000 notes?!?! thats incredible tysm!!!
I Thought We Already Weren’t PART 4 (Peter Parker x Reader Angst)

Request: anonymous asked:
Ooh I love angst!! Can you do something where the reader has a huge crush on peter but he likes Liz and he asks her out on date and he asks the reader for help with everything so she basically plans the whole thing for him and he keeps saying things like “wow ur such a good friend” and out of jealousy she asks Flash on a date and they start to go out and Peter says he’s not good enough for her and they get into a huge argument and deicde it’s better if they stop being friends…

Word Count: 2,309

Warnings: angst, fluff (omg what?!)

A/N: SO GUYS holy shit this series-that-wasn’t-supposed-to-be-a-series-but-ended-up-being-one-of-the-best-things-i’ve-ever-written has been so mind blowing in where it’s taken me as a writer and how many people i realized actually like it like holy shit?!?!?!? THANK YOU to everyone who’s sent me their WONDERFUL feedback on this series and to whoever’s liked it, reblogged it, asked to be tagged, it just shows me how much you guys love it and that is one of the best things i could ever ask for!! ❤️❤️

i hope you guys enjoy this last part and the fluff (you’ve earned it i’ve put you guys through enough angst for now :} ❤️)

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You stood frozen, hand still hanging onto the raised window. Your mind was racing but going nowhere; you had so many thoughts and reactions running through it, yet nothing would come out. Jesus, (Y/N)! Say something!


Peter’s head was downcast at his hands as they fiddled with his mask. You had a flashback to the last time he was here and did that. The air now had the same uncertainty as it did then; there was just as much of a chance of tonight ending just like that night did. Wasn’t there? Well maybe not, actually. You both didn’t have much left to lose at this point. Nonetheless, you still felt like you were stepping on cracking glass. You were afraid that anything that came out of your mouth, any movement you made, any emotion you showed, could quite possibly send him flying off the fire escape.

“Um, can I—can we—can I… come in? I mean—if—if not that’s, that’s totally cool too…” he asked cautiously.

“Uhhh, no, yeah… yeah,” you dazedly stepped backwards.

As he crawled through the small opening, you tried to think of what to say. You couldn’t just leave this awkward silence sitting, but you also had absolutely no idea what to do. What do you say to start a conversation with your old-best-friend-who-you-haven’t-spoken-to-in-forever-but-also-harbored-a-humongous-crush-on-and-low-key-still-do-but-you’re-not-gonna-bring-that-up-right-not-because-that’s-just-gonna-add-to-the-awkwardness.

Peter nodded to your open bedroom door, “They home?”

You shook your head, “Meetings.”

You both stood there, stiff, looking everywhere except at each other. Eye contact would mean having to say something. But what do I say?! you thought. Ask how he’s doing? How’s Spiderman-ing been going? Is he okay? Is that okay to ask? Would that remind him of Liz? Is it even okay to mention her? Probably not. Not mentioning is safe, let’s stick with that. God, I feel so frickin bad, but would immediately saying ‘sorry’ too upfront? Too soon? Well it can’t be ‘too soon’ I mean, it’s been like what two months? Holy shit, two months. Two months without this knucklehead. This pure and blissfully ignorant knucklehead. I missed this knucklehead. No oh God no don’t say that, that’s waaaaaayyyy too upfront. Shit, say something, dammit!

Afraid that the long silence was skyrocketing the tension, you blurted a quiet, “I’m sorry.”

Peter’s eyes raised to peer at you through his sagging curls. “For what?” he gingerly asked.

“For… uh… what, um… for what happened. With Liz.”

Peter’s expression was unreadable. “It’s not your fault.” But you knew it partially was. Indirectly, it was kind of your fault.

“I’m still sorry, though, I mean… I can’t imagine what that must be like, or what—”

“Yeah you can.”

“What?” you blinked. “How can I—”

“Know what it’s like to walk away from someone you care about because you know it’ll make them happier in the end? You know all about that.” Peter still wouldn’t meet your eyes. His head remained downcast at the ground, his arms crossed as if he was trying to shield himself from your response.

How did he know? How could he know? Did Ned tell him? Ned wouldn’t have told him. Well, he does crack very easily under very little pressure… But he wouldn’t ever tell anyone about this

“I—” you faltered.

The tense silence grew louder. No one knew what to say. Peter was afraid he had gone too far too soon, crossed a line. You were afraid that whatever you responded with would scare him back out the window forever. It was so hard, too, to choose what to say. So many options and thoughts and emotions and confessions filled your mind to the brim, threatening to spill at any moment. You couldn’t let everything go right now; that would definitely drive him away for good. Choose something, choose something you panicked.

You were dying. You hadn’t really confessed everything to Ned that day. You had just told him that you liked Peter, not the million reasons why. Not the real reason you went out with Flash. Not the real reason you were still avoiding Peter, even after his breakup. All those reasons were bottled up inside, but the pressure between you two was enough to push it all out.

You inhaled a shaky breath, “I’m sorry because… I was… stupid. I was stupid to date Flash, I was stupid to let my stupid shit feelings affect my better judgement, I was stupid to not tell you or anyone, really, everything. Mainly you, ‘cause I’m not gonna tell just anybody this shit but still I shouldn’t have let all this sit inside of me for so long.

“I was stupid because I thought I could be mature and handle this like an adult and not end up like some cliche teenage girl you see in those coming-of-age shit-shows. I thought I wouldn’t feel jealous but I did, but I didn’t want to be selfish, so I helped you. I helped you because I knew how important it was and how happy and excited you were for it, and I was happy too! I was happy for you, I really was! But I was also jealous which was stupid.

“I knew I shouldn’t be jealous but I still was, so I tried to just shove it down and let it go away overtime but it didn’t and I didn’t know what to do ‘cause it just kept getting worse and worse and worse and worse! And I didn’t want to take it out on you, because that would be stupid, but one day I did want to, so one day I did take it out on you and that day was—”

“Why you asked out Flash…” Peter interjected. You startled, looking up at him. His eyes were focused on your chair, but distant.

“Yeah,” you breathed. “And that was so so so stupid of me, it was so petty and immature and stupid and so not me, and I was a dumbass just because I was stupid jealous. I knew it would piss you off and some stupid part of me wanted you to feel the shit that I was feeling, and I knew dating Flash would do that and I’m so sorry I did that and made you feel shitty. You didn’t deserve it; it was stupid and selfish and I know we weren’t like ‘friends’ anymore but I think we still kinda were but I was a really shitty ‘kinda-sorta-friend’ and… I’m sorry for that.”

Rocking back and forth on your feet, you wrung your hands together, anxiously studying those sad brown orbs, waiting for some kind of reaction. Every second felt like a year. You silently begged for him to say something, say anything. Just please, please, please oh God, please don’t leave. That would probably kill you.

Peter sighed, “I’m sorry, too.” For the first time that night, his eyes locked onto yours. Your breath stopped, as did your heart. “I’m sorry I was stupid too. I’m sorry that I blew you guys off so much, that I never replied when you guys called or texted, and for being an all around shitty friend. I’m sorry I accused you of being jealous ‘cause that was just mean and stupid of me—”

“But I mean you weren’t wrong—”

“Still! I… I had no right to! And I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you when you tried to tell me all of that, about blowing you guys off… I guess I was just so caught up in finally getting to be with Liz, you know? And then I was all confused and shit and then… and then she—we… we… you know…

“And also I’m sorry I avoided you after that. I shouldn’t have but it felt weird and I didn’t want Liz feeling so hurt if I, like, immediately went to you after, even if it was just to talk, it felt weird and I was confused and I felt really bad and guilty and shitty. Like for the first few days I felt really, really bad. But then after that I was just more confused. Like I didn’t know what I wanted or what to do or how to do anything…? I didn’t know if you wanted to start talking again or what to talk about and stuff…”

“And,” quickly, Peter glanced down, took a deep breath, and looked back at you, straight in your eyes. “I’m sorry I was so stupid about… you…”

Your heart must’ve started beating again sometime during Peter’s confession, because you definitely felt it stop yet again. You felt your eyes fill with both hope and uncertainty, as you saw the same things swell in Peter’s.

“I’m sorry I didn’t realize or notice sooner.” He chuckled and muttered, “God, I’m such an idiot. I’m sorry I was so focused on… not… I mean, I think a small part of me knew, but I just didn’t want to believe it ‘cause I didn’t think you would ever feel that way about me… And I didn’t want to get my hopes up, too.” You realized your hands were shaking slightly, your blood rushing significantly faster through your veins. Everything felt jittery, as if you had just downed fifteen cups of espresso.

“I think,” he continued, “I only really realized it was when we stopped hanging out. I was too stupid to realize what was right in front of me, the whole damn time.” He breathed a small chuckle, “I was too stupid to realize how mellow you got when you were helping me plan a date with some other girl, or how you would always tuck that one little hair behind your ear, which you only did whenever you were uncomfortable, whenever I started gushing about Liz. Or how much I missed our group movie sessions, and our stupid puns, and you laughing and cringing at those stupid puns, and… and…” his voice dropped so such a quiet murmur. “…basically, you.” Peter looked at you with such sincerity that you felt your lips quivering into a grin as small as his voice. “I missed you, (Y/N). And I’m sorry I didn’t realize that sooner.”

“I missed you too, Peter,” you breathed. A warmth welled up in your chest, growing up through your body, threatening to exit in an emotionally-overwhelming cry. Is this what love feels like? Is this even love? Does it qualify? you wondered. Whatever. You didn’t care what it was. Whatever it was called didn’t matter; all that did was that you were 100% sure that Peter felt it too.

Before this feeling could burst out in a most embarrassing way, you closed the gap between you two, and squeezed your arms around his ribs. Peter hugged you back, as strongly as he did that night two months ago, but a new energy surged from it; the warmth you both harbored released itself in your embrace.

You stood there for what could have easily been forever. Breathing in each other’s calming scent, both anxious and afraid of what would happen if one let go.

A new urge rooted in you. You were sure now; remembering what he just confessed, you took advantage of the confidence and hope growing with your every heartbeat. You pick your head up from his shoulder and tilted it back, just enough to look at his face.

As he tilted his head ever so slightly, you took in the soft shadows cast underneath his cheekbones, gentle glow in his hair, the faint freckles dotting the crooked bridge of his nose, the inquisitive and nervous way he gazed at you, the rosy tint in his lips.

Fuck it you thought, before you could overthink this anymore. You lightly tugged Peter’s torso closer as you leaned in. As your lips connected, your eyes softly shut. You both stayed stiff like this, neither sure of what to do. For a blissful fleeting moment, you tasted salty and sweet, a squeal caught in your throat, and the urge you had, dropped to your stomach. You gingerly pulled away, not wanting to push your luck or confidence any further, and peaked through eyelids opening unsurely. His own eyes fluttered open, and he couldn’t help the grin that was spreading ear to ear. You exhaled a nervous and excited giggle, feeling your own lips spreading, cheeks radiating ecstasy.

Holy shit holy shit holy fucking SHIT. Kiss. We just kissed. Holy. Shit.

Peter enveloped his arms around your waist and gently pulled you closer. His eyes shut again, as his forehead nuzzled against your own. You echoed his actions, feeling his warm breath fanning your face, his cold nose brushing yours. Suddenly, you felt his lips again, this time moving carefully but eagerly. Your breath caught deep in your lungs as your lips followed his. You tried to hold it for as long as you could, but eventually you regrettably ran out of air. Your head tilted, leaving room for you to breathe, yet still leaving your forehead touching Peter’s.

You glanced up through your eyelashes, seeing that grin that mirrored yours, plastered on his face. His breaths tickled your warm cheeks.

“So,” he breathed.

You chuckled, “So…”

“That was…”

“Yeah…” you bit your lip to try to stop that ever growing smile from hurting your cheeks anymore.

Peter’s eyebrows scrunched together just a little, “Um…”

“Hm?” your smile fell.

“Does that mean we’re good now? Like, finally? All good?”

The corners of your mouth turned up, and you could feel your eyes smiling wider than your lips ever had. “I thought we already were.”

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The last one, Chi-Chi day 05/11!!




Has been such a long road guys, i’ll be bustin’ my butt with work projects, so here i wanted to finish my participation with something good, keep an eye on me, i’ll posting requests! xx

Mass Effect Andromeda

So, as with most people I’m very upset that we won’t be getting any Mass Effect Andromeda SP DLC. I’m heartbroken. I genuinely loved the games despite the problems and I’m sad that I won’t be able to get an ingame resolution to those plots that were left hanging.

However, I am going to take this as a way for me to embrace it in my fanfic and use the freedom to have fun with my writing. I’m not going to join the bandwagon of hate and shit all over Bioware and EA. Yeah, I’m disappointed in them and I wanted better. Yes, they broke my heart with this decision. But my world hasn’t come to an end. I still have 4 fucking great games that I can write from - and from the twitter feeds of devs, it sounds like there will be more games down the track. Maybe a while down the track, but I can wait.

I’m going to stay positive in the fandom. I’m going to keep reblogging all the amazing content you guys keep coming up with. I’m going to keep chatting and being friendly. I will not toss MEA to the side and quit my fics. Despite my sadness, I’m going to wait for the comics and books and I’m going to use the freedom to branch out into even crazier fanfic ideas!

I’m going to have fun and stay positive because it’s a damn site better than all the hate I’m seeing at the moment. Stay cool guys, and stay positive! *hugs*

randomproxy  asked:

I realize this is a personal question from a rando stranger, but: do you mind explaining a little about what made you pull back from being a 4ch raider/participating in lulz culture? a friend of mine works for twitter's abuse dept and she is really struggling how to figure out the best ways to fight online trolling - any anecdote would be useful? (i recognize this is a big ask - feel free to ignore this if it's too much/private to talk about)

No it’s fine to talk about! I prefer to be open about my abhorrent behavior in the mid/late aughts since it was pretty impactful on both people I hurt and my own way of dealing with that kind of culture.

Trolling online these days is so much more organized, methodical, and scientific than it was back then. Social media was still a new concept, and websites had a lot more focus on niche audiences. Peoples’ online presences were scattered across several websites– their art would be on DeviantART, their private musings would be on their Xanga, their most social activity would be a forum attached to an anime fansite, and their different interests would be spread across several messageboards, LJ communites, Yahoo/MSN groups, etc.

Site names have changed and this isn’t 100% untrue now, but for the most part, segmented online presences are a dying breed. Most people share ALL of their work and thoughts on tumblr/instagram/twitter/reddit, all with one account, all very easy to learn about somebody. Things like DA still exist but are tertiary and not a primary method of interacting online. Reverse image searching, google maps, facebook, and people-finding tools also make hunting down someone to harass or impersonate them a lot easier.

I start by saying this because it’s important to observe the evolution of trolling, both in methods and intent. The internet is a completely different animal– before, to use an unsettling analogy, it was almost more about the hunt, now it’s about the kill.

Nothing in particular made me leave the subculture overnight. There was no conscious revelation that I could share in the hopes that others have it. I began roleplaying in World of Warcraft in 2009, and if I had to offer a turning point, that would be it. I went from being an angry little internet elemental to somebody meaningfully involved in a creative community that needed to work together to make each other happy instead of constantly trying to one-up one another. I played a character that was friendly, charismatic, and loved to help people. Between having to be in this constant mindset for roleplay’s sake and just in general getting to know people, I developed empathy for my fellow internet inhabitants.

As time went on it helped me explore more facets of myself, namely my very closeted queerness. RP communities are an extremely mixed bag and I encountered a lot of people openly sharing points of view I’d never considered about the world, eloquent people using a written platform where they can say everything they want to say in one place and consider it as long as they need before putting it out there.

I didn’t leave behind cruel behavior because I was stricken by shame. I just lost interest in it because I found more positive outlets, and listened to people with opinions counter to ones I’d held.

But how does this tie in to preventing abuse? I’m not sure that it does. Obviously there are plenty of cruel, manipulative, dreadful people in RP and other creative communities that have no intention of working as a team or considering others’ viewpoints, so it’s obviously not a result of the environment. But I think the empathy is an important factor– people behave as they do online because anonymity dampens empathy. Even if someone’s Twitter handle is their real name and their icon is their real face, their feelings are ultimately just a bunch of words on a screen, a person that in no way impacts your life. You don’t have to be privy to the devastation on their face as you tell them they’re broken and deserve to die. Bullying is a senseless but perpetual aspect of human nature and the emotional disconnect makes it worse.

Unfortunately empathy is not something Twitter, or any website, is capable of instilling in its users. That is something that needs to be addressed offline. People need to be made more acutely aware of their monkeyspheres, and be asked difficult questions like, “Why do you perceive X as unworthy of compassion? Who are they hurting? What is your goal? Why do you think that needs to be a goal?”

And you can’t ask these questions online. You can’t make somebody uncomfortable with their worldview if they can hit backspace at any time and ignore it. But maybe asking the right questions often enough will eventually force them to think about it whether they want to or not.

Regardless, most people who bully do so because they have a perception of what’s “right”. This isn’t always a deep social issue such as racism; sometimes it can be something as simple as not liking how they spend their time, or the way they dress. One of my lowest moments in my teens was against a fanartist who traced various artwork to instead be their OC and a canon character. That’s it. That was their crime. But I was determined to make them stop doing it by any means necessary, and this meant impersonating them on /b/, alerting them to their existence. They figured out pretty quickly that it was me impersonating but they had already fixated on their artwork and I received no backlash, and they continued to hound them across various accounts. For what it’s worth, I did reach out a couple years back to apologize– but the damage remains.

Take that mindset and apply it to anything, from the notion that the bully has been denied something and is lashing out against a perceived cause, to a genuinely devoted moral crusade. The belief that they are “doing the right thing” (teaching a lesson, attacking somebody “bad”, thickening someone’s skin) is a unifying factor. Nobody sits there chuckling about how evil they’re being– they’re thinking, “this will show them”, and they get a rush out of having some control over this perceived slight.

What can websites do? They can take a more active role in moderating their community. They can ban hateful accounts and personally reach out to victims.

What can victims do? It fucking sucks, but don’t engage. I see a lot of debate on this but standing up to bullies online is a lot different than in real life. With a lot of media being based on “sharing”, retaliation opens up the potential for a wider audience of scum and they absolutely thrive on distress and watching people spend their time acknowledging them. You are not showing that bullying won’t be tolerated by refuting their words, you’re just giving them more shit to screenshot into their group chats before they roll in and call you more slurs that you publicize for them yourself by engaging. I say this from the perspective of someone who did that. A blocked/deleted insult is no fun. An insult with a “get a load of this guy cam” reaction image followed by several reblogs of people insulting the anon or saying how unacceptable this is is successful.

What can trolls do? Find a better outlet, you guys. Honestly. It’s a rush to feel like you have some kind of control and power over people by drawing reactions out of them but making people happy feels even better. Cruelty impresses only people that will have no qualms hurting you too.

Alice Amell

My wife’s character is so great, I was stoked she FINALLY let me draw her!!!

(By the way, she’s @element-104 *points*)

This drawing actually took me less than I anticipated (roughly 10h), and all along some very kick-ass thrash metal kept playing in my head. Think of her at the sound of Sad but True, and The Game!

If you wanna know more about her, go read The Path not Taken, the fic she’s writing. Alice is my canon Amell, and I am SO excited to be able to contribute a bit to it with this drawing!

Shit, guys, I swear I’m better with words. But I am so happy with the end result, I just feel like shouting that I love her, jumping and headbanging. Where’s a mosh pit when you need one?

Reblogs are VERY welcome!

anonymous asked:

Loki and Val first date?

It’d probably be a one shot. Or just a drabble. But it would be really good. Let’s see some Valki first date headcanons:

First, I’d do it as an AU just cause so 

-Loki asked Val to get dinner with him one day while she was at work. It catches her off guard but as she gives him his coffee with her number written on the cup, they smile at each other. 

-Loki wears a black fitted suit and ties his hair up (I NEED LOKI WITH A MANBUN OKAY LET ME HAVE IT) 

-Val isn’t in a dress but her skinny jeans are nice and her top elegant. It has a deep V neck that she emphasizes with a thin gold chain. 

-the restaurant is fancy as hell and Val squirms in her seat a lot at first. Feeling as if everyone’s looking at her because she’s not dressed as nice. 

-Loki notices and reaches across the table to hold her hand. Telling her that she’s the best dressed in the entire building. 

-When their food comes, Loki lets Val try some of his and he tries some of hers. both of them concluding that she picked the better dish.

This one’s interesting to me. I don’t write a lot of dates so I’m really interested in what everyone else thinks would happen during Loki and Val’s first date? What you guys think? @ghostlybelladonna @valkifeyson @silk-satine @samantha-lefay @parker-is-full-of-shit @lilithenaltum  

“Wait, you did what?!”

“Well, what better entertainment would’ve been there?! I even offered Kiryu-chan the chance to touch the dancers!”

“…wow, no wonder he didn’t appreciate it. You didn’t provide good standards.”


As promised, here is more GoroMako, more specifically the “Majima and Makoto never separated and got married” AU. Majima just informed his lovely wife the “welcome back party” he set up for Kiryu.
And naturally Makoto couldn’t stop herself from teasing him.

Also guys, you’re leave headcanons in ur reblogs/comments/tags/whatever. I love to read cute shit, so don’t hold back.

This artwork belongs to me under the users of thatpsychofangirl, Alicethederp, and LionclawofColdBloods. If you wish to share it, please give me the credit.

But Majima and Makoto belong to Sega.

i love kl//ance so much but the shippers are starting to become Those Shippers that refuse to acknowledge or differentiate fanon vs canon dynamics in their relationship, and are starting to majorly mischaracterize them for the sake of shipping them with a “better” dynamic, and are putting down other ships to make kl//ance look better

please if you notice yourself doing any of these things take a dang step back and breathe don’t make kl//ance That Ship that ruins shipping for people within the fandom please please don’t

Dumb american laws by state
  1. Okay. I know this is really long, but this post took me 5 hours of research so please read and reblog. I only have a few followers, so please reblog it you guys. Unless otherwise stated these are active laws (though many no rational person would actually try to arrest you for)

In Alabama:

1. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

2. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

3. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

4. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

5. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

6. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

In Alaska:

7. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

8. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

In Arizona:

9. Hunting camels is prohibited.

10. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

11. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

12. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

13: In  Mohave county, Arizona,  A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

In Arkansas:

14. It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly

15. A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

16. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

In California:

17. You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

18. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

19. Women may not drive in a house coat.

20. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

21. In Arcadia,  Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

22. In Blythe,  You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

In Colorado:

23. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

24.In Alamosa, Throwing missiles at cars is illegal

25. In Aspen, catapults may not be fired at buildings.

26. In Boulder, It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property. 

27. Also in Boulder, Boulders may not be rolled on city property

In Connecticut:

28. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

29. In Devon, It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

30. In Hartford, You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

In Delaware:

31.  It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink

32. In Rehoboth Beach,  Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.

In Florida:

33. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner

34 .If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

35. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

36. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

37. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal

In Georgia:

38. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

39. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

40. In Acworth, All citizens must own a rake.

41. In Athens-Clark County, If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.

42. In  Athens-Clark County, It is illegal to make a disturbing sound at a fair

In Hawaii:

43.  Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

In Idaho:

44.  You may not fish on a camel’s back.

45. In Boise, Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

46. In Pocatello, A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

In Illinois:

45. Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so

46. It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.

47.You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

48. In Chicago, Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

49. In Chicago, It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

50. Chicago, It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.

51. In Chicago, It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

In Indiana:

52. Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide

53. It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

54. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

55. No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.

56.  A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

57. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.

In Iowa:

58. A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.

59. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

60. All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.

61. In Marshalltown, Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

62. In Mount Vernon, One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway.

In Kansas:

63. Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

64.The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

65. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

66. In Derby, Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.

67. In Lawrence, No one may wear a bee in their hat

68. In Topeka, No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

In Kentucky:

69. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

70. In Fort Thomas, Dogs may not molest cars

In Louisiana

71. Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

72.  It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

73. It is illegal to gargle in public places.

74. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

75. Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

76. It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers

77. One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.

78. Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.

79. Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.

In Maine:

80. You may not step out of a plane in flight.

81. After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up

82. In Augusta, To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.

83, In Wells, Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.

84. In South Berwick, It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts

In Maryland:

85.  Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

86. In Baltimore,It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

87. In Baltimore, It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. 

In Massachusetts:

88. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday

89.  It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

90. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

91. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches

92. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

93. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

In Michigan:

94.  Persons may not be drunk on trains

95.  It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber

96. No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

97. A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

In Minnesota:

98. A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head

99.  All bathtubs must have feet.

In Mississippi:

100. It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.

101. In Tylertown, It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

In Missouri:

102. In Columbia,You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.

  103. In Kansas City, Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

104. In Natchez, It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants

105. In St. Louis, It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

In Montana:

106. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone

107. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

108. In Helena, It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.

In Nebraska:

109. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

110.  It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

111. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

112. It is Illegal to go whale fishing

In Nevada:

113. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

114. In Reno, It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.

In New Hampshire:

115. On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

116. It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach

117. In Claremont, In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10

118. In White Mountain National Park, If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest without a permit”.

In New Jersey:

119. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

120.  You cannot pump your own gas.

121. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season

122. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

123. You may not slurp your soup.

124. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

125. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

In New Mexico:

126. Idiots may not vote. Proof below

(Full text of law as proof: CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO ADOPTED JANUARY 21, 1911 Article VII. Elective Franchise Section 1. [Qualifications of voters; absentee voting; school elections; registration.]Every citizen of the United States, who is over the age of twenty-one years, and has resided in New Mexico twelve months, in the county ninety days, and in the precinct in which he offers to vote thirty days, next preceding the election, except idiots, insane persons and persons convicted of a felonious or infamous crime unless restored to political rights, shall be qualified to vote at all elections for public officers. The legislature may enact laws providing for absentee voting by qualified electors. All school elections shall be held at different times from other elections.)

127. In Las Cruces, You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.

In New York:

128. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

129. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

130. The penalty for jumping off a building is death  (Isn’t that why someone would jump!!!!)

131. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

132. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

133. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

134. Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

135. In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

136. In Ocean City,  People may not slurp their soup.

137.  In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.

In North Carolina.

138. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

139. If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

140. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

141. It’s against the law to sing off key.

142. Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume. (BUT HALLOWEEN!)

143. Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

144. In Barber, Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

In North Dakota:

145. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

146.  Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

147. In Fargo, One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

In Ohio:

148. Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

149. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

150. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

151. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

152. It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

153. In Akron, It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

154. In Bay Village, It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

155. In Canton, If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

In Oklahoma:

156.  It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo

157. People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

158.  Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

159. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

160.  Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property

161. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

162.  No one may spit on a sidewalk.

163. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

164. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

165. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

166. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus

167. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

In Oregon:

168.   One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway

169.  It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

170.   Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

171. Drivers may not pump their own gas

172.  A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

173. An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

174.  It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

175. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

176. canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

177. In Marion, You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

In Pennsylvania:

178. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

179. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass

180.   It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

181. You may not catch a fish with your hands.

182.  A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

183.  Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

184. You may not sing in the bathtub.

In Rhode Island:

185. Ropes may not be strung across a highway.

186. No one may bite off anothers leg.

187. Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

188.  It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

In South Carolina:

189. It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

190.  A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

191.  Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

In South Dakota:

192.  No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants

193.  It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

In Tennessee:

194.  Students may not hold hands while at school.

195.  It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

196.  It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

197. Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

198. Hollow logs may not be sold.

199. It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

200. It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

In Texas:

201. One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

202. It is illegal to sell one’s eye

203. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

204.  It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

205.  It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

206. In Austin,  Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

207. In Clarendon,  It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

In Utah:

208. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

209.  It is against the law to fish from horseback

210. It is illegal not to drink milk.

211. Birds have the right of way on all highways.

212. In Provo, Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

In Vermont:

213.  Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

214.  At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

In Virginia:

215.  It is illegal to tickle women.

216.   No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

217.  In Culpeper,  No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

218. In Norfolk, Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.

In Washington:

219.  The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.

220.  No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

221.  X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

222. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

223. All lollipops are banned.

224. It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

In West Virginia:

225.  Whistling underwater is prohibited.

226.  It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

227.  It is illegal to snooze on a train.

228.  A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.

229.  If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined

230. In Alderson,   One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

In Wisconsin:

231.  State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

232.  It is illegal to kiss on a train.

233.  Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

234. One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.

235.  At one time, margarine was illegal.

236.   It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

237. It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.

238. Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.

In Wyoming:

239.  If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.

240.  It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.

241.  Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.

242.  You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

follower celebration!!!

ok this is actually a really small number, but it happens to be my luckiest number so I feel the extreme need to do something special!! 
I just hit 375 fuckin followers that’s actually SO RAD that’s more than I ever expected to have ever 

I wanna show you guys some love because you’ve all been so fucking good to me sooooo!!!! im gonna make some aesthetics/moodboards (the only content im good at making tbh sue me) for you guys!!


  • must be following @demonwheezes​ (it me, ofc) 
  • be a buzzfeed unsolved blog!! (like 80% bfu, that statistic is bullshit but you know what I mean)
  • reblog this post!! then send me an ask (no anon asks!! I gotta make sure this gets to you!) with anything about you that you want in it, colour schemes, all that good shit!! 
  • if you have a face tag, let me know what it is and ill make put your face in it if you so please!! the more info you can give me the better!! 
  • (esp. let me know if you want anything especially specific)

(if this gets less than like 10 notes im gonna be ashamed and delete and pretend this never happened lmao  alright thanks y'all ily sm)

Tumblr: “I’m tired of shit posts. I WANT TO SEE CREATIVE ***CONTENT™***”

Me: **posts fan art that took approximately 451.65 hours to complete**

46 Notes

Comments: “nice job, buddy, keep tryign 👍👍“

Me, Still Wasting Time on this Hell Site: **makes shit post including Zoidberg meme that took approximately 4.5 seconds to complete**

350+ Notes and counting

Comments: “AMEN!” “This is perfect.” “NEVER REBLOGGED SO FAST IN MY LIFE”

Me: ???

Fic recommendations

so my sib @awesomeundertalelover3 asked me to recommend all my favorite fics so here it is 

(note, these are all reader insert bc im trash and none have the reader as the one who saves them from the underground. also some of them have smut but i just skip those parts) ((also also im bad at writing descriptions so theyre gonna be short lmao)

Nuclear conscious

by Circus4APsyco on ao3 

this fic is a sans/reader

readers a bit of a nerd, but also a badass. cant say to much without spoiling it tbh

its got alphyne and nicepants (whitch immediatly has me hooked)

Masks and meanings 

by catthay on ao3


a little papyton worth mentioning ;) , the reader is a dancer who does anonomous dance protests (kinda like step up) for the rights of monsters

honey we bee-long


 reader owns a flower shop and befriends chara and the skelebros. (this is the 3rd book or smth in  a series but i dont think the other ones have to be read first considering i didnt. definatly check out the other books tho)

skeleton squatters and the landlady

 by @tyranttortoise

this is a multiverse fic 

and it so DAMN GOOD 

GO READ THIS!!! its seriously so funny and well thought out, the writing is amazing and its just genuinly great. please read it. i cant say a lot without spoilers but seriously??? its so good!!!! also it has edge in it makingit an 11/10 even tho its already a 10

the call of a mute heart 

by calix on ao3

this is a mettaton/reader fic

basically the reader has always wanted to be a performer but has mute vocal cords so they become a songwriter instead. this is a really good fic and i defiantly suggest it for any mettaton lovers. also it has sans and pap as your best friends so thats cool

the party incident and other embarrassing anecdotes 

by poubelle_squellette on ao3

this is sans/reader

this fic is fucking hilarious. ive never experienced such bad second hand embarrassment. slow burn but absolutely worth the read. also papyrus is really cool (and not treated like a baby) reader is in college and needs a break

your neighbors friends


basically tori and frisk move in next to you and really fluffy stuff happens. reader is really cool and realllly hates racist assholes. also sad snas warning 

(male edition)

the skeleton games

by poetax on ao3 or @theskeletongames on tumblr


this fic is super funny! red is SUCH a tsundere and hella salty. he moves in next to the reader and annoys the shit out of the reader with loud music so the reader strikes back. this fic is sooooo good and really funny. also muffet is the readers best friend so thats cool. 

not the best way to go about life

by Llama_goddess on ao3


guys this is such a good fic, really well paced and well written! i just got caught up on this one actually! its like 56 chapters so far too. 

the house next door

by battleMaiden13 on ao3


this fic is super funny, and the first multiverse fic i ever read. the reader basically gets to know her interesting neighbors! also sf!sans??? is so cute in this?? like damn hes so cute. 

love yourself

 by starlight1395

this is a more serious fic. each chapter is a oneshot about the reader struggling with one issue or another and sans helping them learn to love and take care of themselves. this fic does contain some serious shit like different disorders, bullying, abuse and other stuff like that but its definitely one of the best things ive read. 

AND ITS DONE!!! THIS SHIT TOOK SO LONG TO MAKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. anyways i know that a lot of the spelling and shit is wrong but whatever. also if you guys know the tumblrs of any of these ao3 writters can you tell me so i can tag them? also if any of you guys wanna swing some underfell papyrus fics my way that would be cool. if i find any more good ones ill update this list then reblog it with a note of whats been added.  also if anything doesnt work just tell me and ill try to fix it quickly.  

reblog this for other people to see!!


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1. Raccoons.  Those lousy fucks.
2. @startwreck for being a fucking fandom ass staple and saving NYCC17.
3. @lepus-arcticus for writing the bombest of fics.
4. At the ladies and gals who fucking like my shit and reblog me.  Y’all get a few extra sentences because you make my week.  I live a good life.  You guys make it great and fucking thank you.

5. Fall sunrise.  There is nothing better.  Hastag whimsical.  

HOLY SHIT!!!!! I just got home from track practice to see this!!! This is so amazing guys!!!! Oh my god I can’t believe it, I’m squealing like a child right now lol!!!! You guys have no idea how much this just made my day (like it seriously made it 10x better!). Thank you so much oh my goodness (especially to everyone who reblogged that post when I was at 8 I seriously love you guys!).. I love you guys to bits and this is a dream come true. I’m so excited! Okay I need to calm down… *takes deep breath* Once again thank you guys I never thought I’d reach this, it’s honestly amazing. I will have a post up for a milestone up in a little bit! Thank you guys again! I love you al so much!! ❤️❤️❤️

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