• adorable laugh • you never get tired of hearing it !! bc !! it’s !! so !! cute !! • really precious • sort of intense • but only because he really likes you and wants to be open with you • and it’s his first relationship he doesn’t really know what he’s doing • always paranoid he’s gonna scare you off • but it’s ok you feel the same as him
You watched as girls from your school enter the building.
As soon as everybody found out that Peter Parker was really Spider-Man, the whole school flipped. Especially, the girls. They walked in the building, eyes wandering, searching for Pete.
Peter happened to be your classmate, and coworker. Maybe even your crush. But he was also your best friend.
Tony threw another party, just because he was bored. You know, like usual.
And it was an ‘anyone is welcome’ kind of thing. Explains why every girl in your class was here.
You can tell they’ve never been to a party like this before. They dressed like it was prom. Like seriously, what’s with the gowns and poofy dresses?
You stood near the bar, asking the bartender to give you something to drink while you wait for Peter.
“You know you’re not old enough (Y/n).”
“I didn’t say to give me something with alcohol. Can you just give me something non-alcoholic? Please?”
“Alright,” he smiles, “one juice box it is.”
You gave him a scowl, making him chuckle.
You turn back around, eyes searching the room for Peter. You hear a familiar laugh and turn to your right. Peter was standing there with Liz Allen, and her group of friends. Peter promised you that right after he gets ready, he’ll meet up with you immediately, knowing how you hated being alone in parties, and because he was always your date. Those are the perks of having a best friend. If you’re single, you would still have a date at any party.
You waited. Maybe he just got here and he was on the way to meet up with you. Liz probably just stopped him to talk, say hi.
You watched, and watched, and watched.
He was still there. Liz was getting a bit flirty with him already. You heard once in P.E. that Liz had a major crush on Spider-Man, and this was before she knew it was Peter.
Twenty one grape juice boxes later, Peter was still laughing it off with Liz. It wasn’t like he didn’t notice you. He did. It was twenty minutes ago. He looked at you, smile and nod, then started talking to Liz. You thought he finally saw you and was telling Liz that he has to go. Guess not.
This got you pissed, but mostly upset. Peter wasn’t one to break promises.
You tried to leave without him noticing. That won’t be too hard. He’s been ignoring you for the past hour or so.
They were standing by the hallway that lead to the elevators. You got up from the bar stool, flattened your dress, and walk straight passed Peter.
At first it broke your heart when you walked straight passed him with him not even flinching. But when you got to the elevator, sadness wasn’t within you. Anger was.
You slam your fist into the elevator button. Since it seemed like it wasn’t going to open any time soon.
“Don’t hit it, just press it, gently,” you heard, the voice sounding familiar.
“Shut up Loki.” Loki shrugged and walked away, it’s still strange to see him free, and socializing. He wasn’t like the old Loki. Well, you still thought different. It’s all an act. He’ll turn on us soon.
The elevator finally opened, in which felt like years.
You got in and pressed the button for your level. You were humming to yourself, trying to act calm, even if your nails are digging into your palms.
The doors of the elevator was about to close but someone’s hand stopped it.
You looked up surprised, but your face fell when you saw it was Peter.
“(Y/n)! Leaving so soon?”
You gave him an ‘I’m mad at you, go away before I murder you’ look, “yes.”
His eyebrows furrowed, “what’s wrong?”
You roll your eyes, “nothing, can you please go? You’re keeping the elevator from going up.”
He looks around the elevator door, and takes his hand off of the side, stepping in.
You groaned as he stands next to you.
“Seriously (Y/n). What’s up?”
You keep your head straight, away from his gaze. You punch the number of your floor.
“Hey hey hey, press it gently.”
You stay quiet, still clenching your fists.
“Well anyways,” he says, he was smiling, you can tell he was very happy, quite the opposite of you.
“Liz hung out with me today.”
You turn to him, his face beaming, and replied with a tight smile, “I know, I saw.”
“Really?! Did I look okay? I felt like I was smiling too much.”
“You looked fine,” you said through clenched teeth.
When you finally got to your floor, before you stepped out, you quickly pressed all the floors on the elevator and clicked the ‘close door’ button, before running away. Leaving a confused, screaming Peter behind.
“Hey! What the heck!”
When you got to your room, you stripped down and got into an oversized hoodie and shorts.
You unhooked your bra and pulled it out of the neck of the hoodie.
“Ahh,” you sighed, “much better.”
When you were comfortably snuggled into your bed, you started to play the first Harry Potter movie.
“No, stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s Levi-OH-sa, not Levi-oh-SAH.”
You giggled as your favorite line from the movie was said.
Right after you finish giggling, Peter burst through your door.
“What the heck was that!”
The smile on your face disappeared, “what was what.”
“I feel sick from that elevator ride! I barely got off just now and I threw up in your kitchen.”
“Ugh, you’re disgusting.”
“And now you’re watching one of our favorite movies WITHOUT ME?”
“You act like this is the most possibly worst thing we could ever do to each other.”
He scoffs, “of course it is.”
“No Peter,” you stated, “this could not.”
“Then what can? What can be worse (Y/n)?”
You scoff, can he be anymore dramatic.
“I am offended,” he says jokingly, before he jumps on the bed next to you, getting under the blanket.
You roll your eyes before slightly scooting to the side.
A good ten minutes or so into the movie you finally answered his question.
“What could be worst is you leaving me for some girl when you promised to meet up with me right away after you get ready.”
Peter turns to you, guilt taking up his face.
“I’m sorry, but my crush finally spoke to me and I didn’t want to leave just there and then.”
“Yeah well my crush didn’t even care,” you said below your breath.
“I said, I waited for you for so long and you never even came.”
“I’m sorry (Y/n),” he whined, “I’ll make it up to you.”
You just sat there, staring at the screen.
“(Y/nnnnnnnn). Speak to me pleaaaaseeeee.”
Before you can even speak, someone burst into your room.
“(Y/n), who cares about him? I don’t even know why you’re crushing on him in the first place. Seriously, when I see that guy, I will kill him.”
The two of you stared at Natasha, with shocked expressions.
Her still not knowing Peter was there until the screen went back to bright.
Her eyes grew wide, before turning around and running away.
“I– I–” you stuttered, Peter slowly turning to your face.
“I forgot that I texted her, while you were getting sick in the elevator.”
“You like me? Like, like me like me?”
You gulp, eyes fixed on the screen.
You can see a stupid smirk growing on his face from the side of your eye.
“Awww you like me!” he teased, poking your side.
You let out a deep sigh.
“(Y/n),” he said in a sing-songy tone, still poking your side. He knew that was your tickle spot. When your lip twitched to a smile slightly, he began to attack your sides, popping the giant laugh bubble you were keeping in.
You erupted with laughter and he couldn’t help but smile.
“There, I finally got you to smile.”
You sigh, raising your hands in defeat.
“I’m really sorry (Y/n).”
You nod, “it’s okay.”
“I like you too.”
“You heard me.”
“Correction, you like Liz.”
“No, I like you.”
“You literally just left me for her and admitted that she was your crush not too long ago.”
“Then why would you be with her then, instead of me?”
“Well, I liked you for a while now, I tried not to because I didn’t want to ruin the friendship that we already have.”
“Are you sure you don’t like Liz?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”
“Because it doesn’t seem believable. You looked way into her today.”
“Alright, wanna hear the truth?”
You sigh, “yeah.”
“I actually was asking Liz for some tips on how to get you to like me, and I wanted you to feel jealous and realize that I’m a great guy, you know?”
“Are you serious?”
“One hundred percent, promise, I cross my heart, and I’ll let Widow kill me if it was a lie. Go, ask Liz.”
You squint your eyes at him, feeling the bed next to you for your phone.
To Liz Allan:
Hey Liz, how was the party tonight?
You waited for her to reply, the typing bubble popped up fast.
LA: It was fun! Peter is such a sweetie pie.
You: Oh I know. He seemed so into you! You’re so lucky! I wished he liked me back…
LA: OMG! You like Peter?!?
You: lol isn’t it obvious…
LA: Dude! He likes you too! You should tell him!! <3 <3
You: Seriously??? But you two seemed so flirty with each other earlier..?
LA: Don’t worry, I was just helping him out on what he should do to get you to like him back, but I guess those are useless now that you already like him back! You guys are gonna be the cutest couple ever! I’m sorry if what we did earlier ruined anything you two had :(
You: It’s okay, thanks for letting me know tho! :))
You put the phone down and looked at Peter.
“Fine. I believe you.”
You looked at him with a blank look. No amusement, happiness, sadness, emotions whatsoever.
“Okay! So…. wanna be my girlfriend then?”
You shrug, “sure, I guess,” turning back to watch the rest of the movie.
He sat in front of you blocking the tv, “Can you give me a hug?” He always offers a hug after an argument, just so he knows that you forgive him and your back to being friends now. Just to make sure you’re not still mad.
“If you don’t give me a hug, the offer is gone.”
You tilted your head back and groaned loudly before getting on your knees to walk to him, jumping into his arms.
He closed his arms around you, hugging you tightly before shaking you.
“Yaaaay! I upgraded from best friend to boyfriend.”
“Peter,” you choked out, “I– I– can’t breathe.”
He slowly untighten the hug before jumping up and down on the bed with you, still hugging you close to his chest.
But suddenly, he stopped and pulled you away, arms length.
“What?” you said, “what’s wrong.”
His jaw dropped before backing up slightly.
He looked at you with a super shocked expression, “Uh–”
He shivers slightly, “you’re not wearing a bra are you?”
Your eyes goes wide before clutching your chest.
“Turn around,” you said, before grabbing your bra from the floor next to your side of the bed.
He turned around, shivering again, “that felt weird.”
“Then stop talking about it, you’re making me feel awkward.”
He scoots back next to you, hugging you back close to his chest.
You hesitantly lay your head on his chest, him wrapping his arms around you tightly.
“I’m sorry baby, I’ll stop.”
You scrunch your nose and cringed, a mix of a disgust and embarrassed look on your face , “Uggh that was weird.”
“What do you want me to call you?”
“Uhh, my name?”
“Sorry sweetheart, you’re my girlfriend now, things gotta change a bit.”
“Now be quiet Love, I’m trying to watch the movie here,” he scoffs, rolling his eyes. Earning a playful smack from you.
To be honest, this boyfriend-bestfriend thing is going to be fun. I could get used to this.
A/N: Wrote all this in one sitting, so sorry if it was bad! Also, sorry for the lack of fics, I’ve been having writers block. I’ve wrote a bunch of other things but never finished it because they SUCKED. Ps. Let me know if you liked this! It’ll help me get motivated to write more lol.
no offense but imagine keith as a drug dealer and shiro forgot his money, but he gets on his knees and bats his eyelashes up at keith and says, “what’s the exchange rate of a favor?”
AHDBAJDNSJDS ok im can’t imagine this because shiro and keith are both such nerds they’ve never even looked at drugs in their life, but alternatively,,, keith working at a drive thru and shiro pulls up and discovers he left his wallet at home and just …. stares at keith desperately, sweating because he needs his crunchwrap supreme w fire sauce and Keith looks deep into his eyes and really really wants to keep watching this gorgeous guy be embarrassed and uncomfortable but there are people behind him in the drive thru so he just grumbles “come back tomorrow” and shoves his bag thru the window. shiro comes back and is determined to not only buy keith lunch but take him out to lunch and keith is like “but that would be like a date” and shiro is like “so?” anyway like/rate/subscribe for more taco bell sheith au
SINCE JANUARY FIRST 2015 TO TODAY, DECEMBER 28TH 2015 I HAVE DOCUMENTED EVERY DINGLE FUCKIGN MEME THAT WAS WIDESPREAD ON THIS GOD FORESAKEN WEBSITE, and yes I may not have been all scientific about it like some other people, but guess what this was a years worth of work and if this doesnt get some notes i ‘m going to scream
so, the memes of 2015, in a sort of chronological order but not for all of them:
year of neon genisis evangelion
Actually the entire brady bunch movie
reverse rick rolling
Miyazaki talking shit bout stuff (which tbh tho otaku culture is really messing up japan as a whole so this is sort of a serious thing idk man)
FUCKIGN LEFT SHARK
captain america civil war
i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think life is hardd? try asking the cutest guy in the grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he had a fucking girlfriend.
Innapropiate audition songs
kAKASHI FROM ACCOUNTING CLASS (STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACTUAL MEME HOLY SHIT)
Dick cheney made money off the Iraq war
idk if this counts but the gold and white/black and blue dress seems to be getting big UPDATE: THIS MEME FUCKING GOT OFF THE INTERNET AND INTO MY FUCKING SCHOOL IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. WE HAD AN IN CLASS DISCUSSION ABOUT IT WITH TEACHERS INVOLVED. AT THE END OF THE TALENT SHOW TODAY THEY HAD A PHOTO OF THE DRESS WITH THE WORDS “Thank you for coming!” ON IT. I’M SO FUCKING MAD
if you’re reading this it’s too late
WALUIGI = HALLEJUAH
*looks at smudged writing on hand*
Hoe don’t do it… Oh my god
Uptown funk counts as a meme
The thing with all the emojis and send this to ten people
FUCKING COPPY I HATE THAT BITCH FUCK U @STAFF UF UCKING RUIN EVERYTHING
jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
Taking the text from like a TV show title and editing it to say new shit. I don’t even know if this meme has a name.
garnet, amethyst, and (thing that isn’t pearl)
Russia made memes illegal (I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks)
Paul Blart Mall Cop
*opens buzzfeed* … *closes buzzfeed*
sonic for real justice DOWN WITH MOD AMY. JUSTICE FOR MOD SILVER
barber: what you want –> barber: say no more
take me to snurch (snail church)
snake people, or sneople (two seperate memes)
She called me ugly I said “bitch swhere” she said “Under all that makeup” i said “bITCH SWHERE????!!!”
“HEY SPLASH! YOU FEEL GUUUDD I feel fucking hot. PISS MY POINT AND I STRIGN TOT THE RAP WHEN I WIN I WIWDOW IWNIODANAFLASGAIGHASDFGAH”
mcfreakin lose it
down with cis
just gals being pals
where you live you’re first language what you call this [then an image]
you’re a kid you’re a squid
knife sharpening truck
me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right thereright there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
cheeky nandos with the lads
anti coleslaw (coleslaw is great but everyone hates it apparently)
JUST DO IT DON’T LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS. YESTERDYA, YOU SAID TOMMOROW
like is there a college aged woman who thinks quasadillas are a mystery?
cute gender neuteral terms for your partner
the author of the journals… my brother
siri what’s 0 divided by 0
the jurrassic world scene with chriss pratt being ike “k stay back” to the dinosaurs
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
The gif with rihanna flipping her hand and wiking
minion hate (srsly tho they’re everywhere and i hate it)
BUSH DID 9/11
if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
me, shoving breadsticks into purse: sorry i have to leave right now immediately
So we’re ignoring Rika for this one
Just a random thought I had at 2 am and couldn’t get outa my head.
Assuming by some magic shenanigans, everyone in the RFA is suddenly like four to six years old and MC has to mom them until they figure out how to undo this
•Jumin and V would 100% be inseparable. Jumin will NOT talk (decently) to anyone who isn’t V. They’d be joint at the hip and just sort of babble in six year old Korean. If they were to find plastic flowers lying around, they’d attempt to make bff flower crowns probably.
•Jumin’s looks like a pathetic rose boomerang but DAMN V is greAt at this kid’s got art skills
•V’s actually v sweet and thoughtful even as a baby. He’d probably try to get you a glass of water when he notices how worn out you are by this baby sitting thing (except he’s like barely six and can’t reach the water dispenser much less the sink) so he just ends up staring at you with large teal eyes
• Totally loves when you give him attention bc his parents were inattentive af but he won’t bother you for it
• in general precious angel. Total good boy
• Jumin’s another story tho
• Hella hard to please. Won’t eat just anything
• Until the MC makes him pancakes and he’s like
• ??? am I in heaven??
• Is actually really really really clingy when MC starts growing on him
• Always wants you to pay attention to him and WILL badger you for it at all possible times
• But not with words cause the kiddo can’t express his needs well, even as a six year old. He’d just poke you. And stare. Possibly hold his arms out for you like “carry me you peasant ”
• jaehee is just adorable
• Even as a baby she’s incredibly smart
• she follows you around and gazes a lot. Very curious. Usually she’s that ones kid who asks all the what, how and why questions.
• She’d be extremely timid and reluctant to open up to you, but once she does; BOI IS SHE A CHATTERBOX
• She adores when you give her attention but tries not to show it. Cuddle her and kiss her cheek and she’ll be so happy she’ll internally melt.
• Saeran and Saeyoung, let’s say they’re around five- would be pretty much like Jumin and V. Pretty inseparable
• Except Saeyoung loves to wander around and pull the other kids’ hair and just mess with them in general
• More than once one of them will come crying because of something Saeyoung does
• But then Saeyoung gets really confused if you get mad at him because?? He was just being affectionate?? For real? How was he supposed to know squeezing them in THAT tight of a hug would hurt?
• Much like Jumin, he’s a little shit and honestly just wants you to give him attention. But he’s blab about it in an obnoxiously loud way, all like “NOTICE ME!”
• Constantly poking you
• Saeran is very very restless
• Kid walks fucking everywhere
• That’s OK tho because Saeyoung always follows him to make sure he doesn’t get locked up in the fridge accidentally (-again-)
• Saeyoung hugs him hardest of all
• Saeran probs has high pain tolerance because of that lmao (-I’m sorry don’t kill me-)
• Kind of intimdated by you tbh? Like he does want the cuddles and the kisses and he secretly needs the attention but Saeran’s also kind of anxious about it?
• Zen tho
• Zen thinks he’s the best kid of all
• Constantly tries to prove it
• Tries to break the child/mum relationship and be a caretaker along your side
• He’s six, for God’s sake. He can take care of himself and others!
• Total big bro figure
• Or tries to be. He always tries to seem like the comforting big guy who the other’s can look up to and come to for help in case you’re not here
• But then he’ll trip on something and scrape his knee and start crying until you pick him up and embrace him
• At which point he’d cling to you as if his life depends on it
• Oh boi let’s talk about yoosung why shan’t we
• Youngest baby. He’s like, four. And he’s the cutest little shit you’ve ever seen
• Wide violet eyes and cute chocolate coloured bangs and those pretty lil lashes
• He’s secretly a little shit tho, even more than Saeyoung
• Except he’s better at hiding it bc he will legit cry
• His tears make him look so vulnerable and innocent?? You can’t help but think he is
• Has totally eaten the last cookie but makes you think it’s Saeyoung who did it
• He LOVES your attention. Infact he gets kind of jealous when he sees you giving too much attention to anyone else.
• Keeps trying to trip V
• Doesn’t know why he just,, rlly doesn’t like V
• But when you look at him he looks like a total angel, so precious and pure and?? How could you be mad at him, like ever? And if you do, do you even have a heart??? It’s impossible.
-you guys keeping your relationship a secret for a while
-the fans eventually figuring it out
-Grayson being the first one to find out
-being close with Grayson
-Grayson being skeptical of your relationship at first cause he doesn’t want you to hurt Ethan
-he eventually sees how happy you make him and starts to accept it
-you being friends with Ethan before hand
-late night drives when one of you guys can’t sleep
-staying up late with him to help him edit videos
-falling asleep on his lap about halfway through the night
-him then carrying you to bed
-being the best boyfriend ever
-supporting him in whatever he does
-being in some of their videos
-helping Cam film sometimes
-going on adventures with him
-being the cutest couple ever
-making each other so happy
A/N: Hope you guys like it! I was going to post the Josh blurbs but I got busy and I had this in my drafts. Those will be coming Sunday tho so be on the lookout! Thanks so much for almost 400 followers! That’s awesome! It means so much to me💜anyways I hope you like this and have a great day/night wherever you are!:)
Hufflepuff!Joshua and Slytherin!Jihoon Hogwarts Headcanons
A/N: I’m sorry it took forever but I finished it and I love both of these boys so much.
•literally the sweetest boi, I cri
•When he was put in Hufflepuff no one was surprised because he spent the whole train ride there being his gentlemanly self
•Helping people with their luggage if he saw them struggling or having a hard time carrying their things
•Holding doors for everyone- the ladies and gentlemen
•Bc let’s be real Joshua Hong don’t care about your gender he just wants you to be happy and comfortable
•The lady with the snack cart rolls around to his section of the train and asks if he wants to buy anything
•And he’s like “oh no thank you, but hi what’s your name”
•Cue Joshua befriending the lady and learning her life story and the names of her 6 kids
•The lady is like “can I give an award to your parents for raising you to be this way”
•And Joshua is like !!! “My parents are great I’ll tell you why!”
•He tells the lady everything about his family and is so happy and enthusiastic and the woman is almost in tears she’s so touched
•She’s all “if you need anYTHinG don’t hesitate to find me”
•She low key leaves him a bunch of snacks without charging him
•And he’s like “oh she must’ve left these, how nice” and shares with the other students around him and adfghjk can you tell I love Joshua Hong because I do like who doesn’t
•I stg it’s impossible not to love him
•FLASH TF FORWARD
•You know he’s one of the Prefects for Hufflepuff because like who else is more qualified? Soonyoung? No ma'am. Not unless we want a dance party every time people are trying to study in the commons room.
•Is really helpful and caring over the younger students and if he sees they’re getting frustrated/sad/homesick, he’ll just go full out dorky and get them to laugh
•Student: *is sad*
•Joshua: “Wanna see how high I can sing?” *SCREAMS*
•Student: *not breathing enough because of how hard they’re laughing*
•If anyone questions his prefect method of handling things (which is usually in a casual and memey way) he’s just responds like “well it’s a good thing they didn’t make you prefect, you obviously have no idea what you’re doing”
•*air horn noise x1000* KILL EM JOSH
•if he’s really worn out or just generally feeling down after a long day, he’ll go to his bed and slide his guitar out from the space under his bed frame and play really relaxing and beautiful melodies and sing along
•And EVERYONE KNOWS JOSHUA DOES THIS BC IF YOU HEARD THIS ANGEL DO MUSIC THINGS WOULD YOU KEEP QUIET? nope
•So if someone hears Joshua playing in his dorm room from the commons room it’ll be a chorus of shuffling and whispers of “he’s playing again! Everyone hush and listen!” Until everyone literally stops what they’re doing to listen to his beautiful voice and rhythmic guitar playing.
•Joshua wonders why he finds most of the Hufflepuff kids asleep in the commons room the next morning like “how did you all manage to fall asleep here?? Why wouldn’t you go to bed?”
•And Seungkwan and Hoshi are all “wELL yOU know these couches are so comfy ahaha”
•And Joshua is just like “ …k good to know”
•Everyone knows that if Joshua is ever up late playing pretty music it’s because he’s feeling down so they make like an organized system so that the next day, everyone is nice to him and only good things happen.
•Someone’s clumsy owl is flying straight for Joshua? Hoshi jumps and grabs it out of the air and then runs tf away so Joshua doesn’t notice anything happened.
•Some jerk looks like they’re about to start a fight with him? Seungkwan “accidentally” drops a vial of newts urine on the jerk.
•Seungkwan: *hair flips* “hmm… sorry bout that” *walks away*
•Joshua: “??? Are you okay? Let me help you”
•Joshua would literally help the guy clean himself up OBLIVIOUS TO THE GUY’S ILL INTENTIONS TOWARDS HIM and the guy would be like “WHY DID I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS ANGEL, I MUST PROTECT HIM”
•And this is how everyone comes to love Joshua
•Because how can you not?
•Joshua was talking with some random Hufflepuff kiddo about Naruto and a pureblood Hufflepuff walked by and was like “wtf is a naruto”
•And joshua was like “bro its an anime how do you not know this”
•And then the pureblood kid was like “wait what is anime?”
•Joshua immediately calls for a Hufflepuff house meeting
•“Okay guys it’s come to my attention that some of us aren’t aware of a certain reALLY awESoME thing called anime so we’re gonna have a marathon of a handful of them. I chose Fairytail, One Piece, and Haikyuu for tonight, let’s do it!”
•Half the kids are like “hECK YES”, and the other half are like “??? If it makes Joshua happy then sure I’ll stay”
•Some kid: “what about Yuri On Ice??”
•Joshua: “what ABOUT Yuri On Ice?”
•Another kid: “wait doesn’t Jeonghan kind of look like Victor?”
•Joshua: “omg, you’re right. no one tell him about it but let’s Photoshop his face onto Victor and fill his dorm with copies of it”
•The kids: “Joshua aren’t you supposed to be nice”
•Joshua: “I’m nice to you now hush Natsu is about to breathe fire”
•A couple of days later Ravenclaw!Jeonghan (at this point in time his hair is dyed silver and is longer like in the Mansae era) storms up to the Hufflepuff dorms with hands full of crumpled Victor posters, demanding to see Joshua
•Joshua is just like “oh it must’ve been one of your ravenclaw kids, us Hufflepuffs know not to start trouble”
•Jeonghan: “what do you mean you don’t start trouble, you have Seungkwan and Soonyoung in your house”
•Seungkwan: “LISTEN VICTOR GO BACK TO YOUR DORM”
•Jeonghan dyed his hair black and cut it shorter the next day
•All the Hufflepuffs were snickering and Joshua was like “doN’t make fun of him”
•Joshua: “hey Jeonghan nice hair” *knowing smirk*
•Moral of the story, everyone just wants this memey boy to be happy and loved, and he definitely is. Even by Jeonghan.
•don’t make fun of his height unless you want to be hexed.
•Literally the other Slytherins call him “Prince of Hexing”
•He really likes hexes the best because they’re worse than jinxes but not at bad as curses
•They’re just the right amount of “don’t fuck with me, I dare you”
•Is also a prefect like Joshua, but more because he’s really smart and good at handling situations that require leadership (like who could be the leader of a subunit with memes like Seungkwan and DK and not be a good leader smh)
•The other houses are like “woah this guy is hardcore”
•But his Slytherin kids know he’s a softie :)))
•Jihoon: “hey quit running in the hallway, who do you think you are”
•Actual translation of his emotions: “don’t run in the hall because someone’s gonna get hurt and I’ll be upset if you guys are in pain”
•He’s soft. But disguises it well.
•NO ONE TELLS HIM THAT HE’S SOFT UNLESS THEY WANNA BE HEXED THO LMAO
•Unless you’re like already good friends with him and just picking fun at each other and are like “aww you’re a cutie, ya know”
•Jihoon’s cheeks will flush brighter than a tomato
•Also the sleeves of his robes are a lil too long for his arms so he has constant sweater paws and it’s the cutest thing
•I’m not saying that he has a prank war with Gryffindor!Seungcheol but that’s exactly what I’m saying
•All the stereotypical negativity between Slytherins and Gryffindors has been channeled into pranking each other.
•For the most part it’s Slytherins Jihoon, Jun, Minghao, and Chan vs. Gryffindors Seungcheol, Vernon, and Mingyu.
•This war was initiated in the dining hall on one fine day *ba dum tss*
•Seungcheol may or may not have slipped a love potion into Jihoon’s drink (literally just for shits and giggles like he had no real reason to, he just wanted to see what would happen)
•the next person to go talk to Jihoon was Hufflepuff!Soonyoung
•Let’s just say that after a very accidentally romantic conversation between the two, that Soonyoung still has a crush on him lol (who wouldn’t)
•Soonyoung: “SEUNGCHEOL THANK YOU”
•Seungcheol: “??? You’re welcome?”
•Meanwhile Jun, Minghao, and Chan who were at the Slytherin table at the time never let Jihoon live it down
•So Jihoon is like “alright revenge time”
•So he plans to hex Seungcheol because like. that’s just what he does, he’s Prince of Hexes.
•He goes to the stadium one day because he left his bag behind when he was leaving quidditch practice (his position on the team is beater) and was like “oh God my homework is in there, what if it rains???”
•What a cute studious boy
•But yeah he’s getting his bag from the stands and thought that no one else was in the stadium but there he is. Choi Seungcheol. Out on his broom practicing (He’s the captain of the Griffindor quidditch team).
•Jihoon is like “welp it’s now or never”
•But he finds himself hesitating.
•he realizes that if he hexes Seungcheol, the role model for the Gryffindor kids, how is that going to reflect on their opinion of Slytherin kids?
•And Jihoon does NOT want anyone fucking around with his kids.
•So instead of putting a painful hex on Seungcheol, he turns Seungcheol’s originally black hair, very very pink.
•And he just leaves the stadium.
•Seungcheol meanwhile has no idea that this has happened, because he’s intensely practicing and there’s no mirrors around because it’s a stadium
•He only finds out when he walks into the Gryffindor commons room, vry tired from practice, and goes up to his dorm which he shares with Mingyu.
•Mingyu sees him and loSES IT
•He can’t even say why he’s laughing because he’s laughing so hard
•Seungcheol is literally about to throw hands when Mingyu just shoves a hand-held mirror in his face
•Seungcheol stops moving and just thinks really hard.
•And he knows that it was Jihoon. he knows in his sOUL that it was Jihoon.
•Mingyu is like “its okay man do you want me to fix it?”
•But Seungcheol is like “no. let’s have the rest of the school see what he did”
•Mingyu: “pffft okay, princess bubblegum”
•Seungcheol: “right back at you, Cheeto”
•ANYWAY BACK TO JIHOON LMAO
•I got side tracked whoops
•The next day in the dining hall (because yes this is a high school, it’s just for magic and stuff, so like all high school dramas/movies, shit is gonna go down in the caf)
•Seungcheol walks right up the Jihoon who’s sitting at the Slytherin table and is like “like my hair? ;)))”
•Jihoon is like “yeah, it really suits you”
•My boy, Seungcheol
•We know how he gets a lil reckless when he’s competitive
•So Seungcheol says “I’m surprised you could even see the color from all the way down there”
•Before Jihoon can stand up or react or do anything, Seungcheol’s pink hair is covered in an apple pie
•An apple pie that Slytherin!Minghao just happened to be taking to Jun who was sat further down the table
•Jun: *yelling at Minghao in Chinese* “omg my freaking pie!!”
•Minghao: *yelling back in Chinese* “it was fOR A GOOD CAUSE”
•Seungcheol is just standing there. And on the inside he’s thinking “fair move, Slytherin”
•And he just turns and gives Mingyu and Vernon a certain look full of determination and a lil bit of craziness tbh
•they know what Seungcheol wants them to do lmao
•Cue Mingyu’s look of horror and Vernon’s biggest smile
•Vernon stands on the Gryffindor table and yells loud enough for everyone to hear:
•And metaphorically speaking, shit hits the fan. Literally speaking, Minghao is immediately pied in the face by Jun.
•Minghao: *still yelling in Chinese* “WE’RE ON THE SAME SIDE”
•No but forreal everyone in Gryffindor and Slytherin are throwing food across the cafeteria at each other.
•And you know how in the dining hall there’s just four really long tables, one for each house? Well the Slytherin and Gryffindor tables are the outside tables.
•Which means they are throwing food OVER the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff tables. and a lot of food begins to hit these two houses too
•Jeonghan and Joshua just make eye contact and nod and then everyone is in this fight
•It lasts for about fifteen minutes until the professors can get it under control
•When the professors ask who started it, everyone knows about Seungcheol and Jihoon’s feud, so the finger is pointed at them.
•While sitting in Dumbledore’s study, its dead silent but Jihoon and Seungcheol are shooting glances at each other every couple of seconds
•Until they finally make eye contact and bust out laughing
•“did you see Seungkwan get knocked out of his chair because Vernon threw a whole chicken at him?”
•“Of course but did you see the look on Jeonghan’s face when Wonwoo smeared peanut butter into his hair?”
•Dumbledore walks in and is like “I see you don’t regret your actions, but you’ve made a special bond with one another, so I’ll let you off the hook this time around”
•Seungcheol: “wow, really?”
•Dumbledore: “lol no, you two get to clean up the whole dining hall, without using magic. But that’ll give you two more time to get to know one another and realize you’re more similar than you think”
•So Jihoon and Seungcheol spend the whole night cleaning, but they also talk the whole time, too.
•By the end of the night it’s like they’ve know each other their entire lives.
•The next day, Jihoon sees Seungcheol in the dining hall and smiles at him and everyone is like “…what. Jihoon just smiled at someone. and it was seuNGCHeoL. Are they friends now?”
•But everyone just goes along with it and no one holds any grudges.
•Except for Minghao @Jun lmao
Do you have any really cute stucky head cannons? I'm in the mood for some real good loving between those two
i’m just gonna give u some bullet points out of my own hc stores,,, some fresh n softe hand-grown hcs for u
steve sings in the shower. he doesn’t really think about it, it just happens, and bucky teases him relentlessly for it. but while he’s doin it, scrubbin away at whatever goop or dirt or blood that he’s gotten covered in thanks to a mission, or cleanin his hair, or w/e, bucky’s just standing in the doorway grinning dopily because he fuckin loves his guy, so much
on the other hand tho bucky snuffles in his sleep. it’s not a snore, it’s not a snort, it’s this lil snuffling noise he makes every so often and steve absolutely adores it, he thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. bucky 100% denies it
steve yells at the tv when something he doesn’t like happens. doesn’t matter if it’s sports or a movie or a tv show or a political debate or what, he just makes sure the tv knows his opinions very loudly while bucky just laughs at him and every so often says “you know they can’t hear you right” then laughs more as steve yells louder
bucky likes loves napping in the sun, if u can’t find him just look for any large window and he’ll probs be on the floor in front of it, basking like a cat. sometimes steve will sit with him, stroking fingers through his hair, and they’ll either talk about whatever takes their fancy, or bucky will nap and steve will read or draw or whatever. as long as he’s with bucky he’s happy
bucky hates mornings. steve likes mornings more than bucky does, but not by much. he still gets up early though, and bucky’s either still asleep, or awake and whining about steve getting up. after steve’s morning run he always ends up back in bed though, usually after a shower, and he just cuddles back up with a complaining bucky and sticks his cold toes on bucky’s legs and kisses his pouty lips and bucky forgives him pretty quickly
bucky doesn’t like people behind him, but steve gets a pass bc he’s basically part of bucky anyways. steve uses this power for mischief most of the time, but often he just stands behind bucky and kisses his shoulder, wraps him up into a hug, and bucky just smiles indulgently and pats his hand before he continues whatever he was doing pre-supersoldier-limpet on his back
on that note, steve’s a gropey lil shit. as long as bucky’s cool with it he’s all over bucky, always has a hand on him or his arms around him, a hand on his ass or on his arm. he’s just constantly touching, most of the time innocently, sometimes less than innocently, but he just. always is up for some bucky handling and bucky more than just likes it tbqh
Hey could you do some headcannons for sodas fem!twin and dally having a crush on her
OK I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE AND HONESTLY THIS CONCEPT GIVES ME LIFE
- you guys are known as the movie star twins
- you guys look so much alike it’s scary
- and y'all would be connected at the hip
- Dallas would literally do anything for you but in a tough cool guy way
- SODA WAS THE FIRST TO NOTICE DALLAS’ INTEREST IN YOU AND THIS BOY WENT APE SHIT ON HIM
- “You son of a bitch…”
- “MY SISTER, IT HAD TO BE MY SISTER YOU FUCKING BASTARD! NO YOU CANT FUCKING TOUCH HER YOU ARE A DICK TO WOMEN AND MY SISTER DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU!”
- at first Dallas was like pfft ok sure ya I’ll leave her alone but after leaving the Curtis house he couldn’t help but feel the sore lump in his throats when he thought about what Soda said and how true it was
- Dallas isn’t one to give up so he starts shaping up…subtly
- let’s be real here he didnt think u noticed but you did and you were kinda rooting for the dork
- OKOK SO LIKE YOU WOULD TRY AND GET HIM ALL FLUSTERED BECAUSE LETS BE REAL HOW CUTE IS A BLUSHING CLUMSY DALLAS
- then one day he finally swallows his pride (and a few shots of liquid courage) and puts on the best clothes he owned and marched all the way to your house to talk to Soda (he knew Darry wouldn’t be a problem because Darry trusted soda and if soda was cool with it darry would understand)
- you just happened to be there to see what went down
- “What the fuck do you want Winston?”
- “I wanted to ask you if I could date your sister.”
- “Good one, buddy.”
- “Soda please what do I have to do to prove to you that I won’t hurt her?!”
- “YOUVE PROVED ENOUGH TO ME OVER THE YEARS DALLAS! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE BUT YOURSELF, WHAT MAKES HER SO DIFFERENT THEN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS YOU USED AND THREW TO THE SIDE HUH?”
- “SHES DIFFERENT BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
- abort AboRt abORt ABORT
- Dallas ran out that house so fast
- they mustn’t know that I have emotions
- You followed him tho :-)
- “Were you telling the truth?”
- Dallas stopped in his tracks, he would know that voice anywhere
- he didn’t want to turn around to look at you
- with a crackly, raspy voice he responded with “Ya”
- you walked right up to that big dork and kissed him
- THE POOR BOY WAS SO CONFUSED BUT HE STILL WRAPPED HIS HANDS AROUND UR WAIST SO TIGHT CUZ LIKE YOU ARE FINALLY IN HIS ARMS AND HE AINT LETTIN YOU GO
- Soda was very reluctant at first
- he would glare at dally when ever he saw him
- you snapped him out of it tho and he slowly started to notice how dally was treating you and how much he actually cared
- DARRY IS SURPRISED AS FUCK BECAUSE LIKE???? SODA HE TRUSTED YOU AND U LET THIS HAPPEN
- Darry learns to accept it tho over time
- OKOK YALL ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE OUT THERE LIKE HES THE BAD GUY THAT HAS A SOFT SPOT ONLY FOR YOU AND HE DOESNT EVEN HIDE IT HES LIKE YA SHES MINE AND IF YOU TOUCH HER ILL FUCKING POUND YOUR FACE IN MAN
- YALL ARE THE TULSA POWER COUPLE
ahhh this is different compared to my other stuff but lately i’ve just been so soft for haechan?? my son im so)): bless his heart
- first off for starters can i just say i think haechan would be the most cutest bf in the world?
- he seems like the type to be very shy when it comes to bringing you around the other boys because he doesn’t wanna get teased
- lmao he would try to keep this front he has that makes it seem as if he isn’t really embarrassed but honestly whenever someone mentions you two doing smth he would get extremely defensive and make up some kind of excuse
- “you have it all wrong we’re just going to hang out like usual.”
- would literally be the type to figure out some sly reason to show skinship
- “oh, are your hands cold? here let me warm them up for you. i wouldn’t want you sick”
- kisses are almost RARE because donghyuck is too scared that taeyong or one of them may walk in and come for his life so small pecks are a rarity
- he enjoys giving you teasing kisses to your cheeks while you’re least expecting them to happen
- honestly i really feel he would be tht one bf to walk up behind you and put his hands over your eyes before saying “guess who?”
- has you saved under his phone as smth cheesy like “darling” or “sweetheart” but if the other’s ask to use his phone he scrambles to try and fix it to smth else because he doesn’t want anyone to see his soft spot for you
- i can imagine him being the type to take photos of you at your worst times but feel you look the best in them because you’re showing him another side of you
- he gets shy whenever you buy his poster’s or album’s and fangirl to him about how adorable he is bc at that time he feels you’re very cute when u hype him up like this
- jokingly asks if you want him to sign your albums or photocards but gets flustered if you actually agree with his suggestion
- “i mean…i guess i could give you my signature”
- whenever you get dressed up to see him i could just imagine him tryna be smooth n tease u at the same time as he walks up to u n is like “i’m sorry, but i think we’ve met before? you look really familiar? almost like my soulmate”
- gets shy when you try to tease him back tho especially when you mention how much you love his natural skin tone and compliment him
- LOVES the days when he can get you shy or embarrassed because of something he did because he actually finds it to be the cutest thing ever
- feels the biggest amount of support when you support him and stream nct 127’s new albums or nct dreams singles? like it really means the world to him
this isn’t the best but i wanted to try something new!! i hope this was okay and that you guys enjoyed it 💞
“You seem to think that all these guys are under some kind of crazy spell or something and that i’m one of them? But i’m not! This is real okay. And i ran all the way up 5th Avenue in a lightning storm because i wanted to tell you that…Look the only spell that i’m under is yours.”