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Drabble Challenge!

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

  1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
  2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
  3. “You can’t just sit there all day.”
  4. “I’m too sober for this.”
  5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
  6. “I need a place to stay.”
  7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
  8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
  9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
  10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
  11. “Dear Diary, …”
  12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
  13. “I lost our baby.”
  14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
  15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
  16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
  17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
  18. “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
  19. “You’re Satan.”
  20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
  21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
  22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
  23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
  24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
  25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
  26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
  27. “No. Regrets.”
  28. “How drunk was I?”
  29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
  30. “Be you. No one else can.”
  31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
  32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
  33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
  34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
  35. “Take your medicine.”
  36. “They’re monsters.”
  37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
  38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
  39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
  40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
  41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
  42. “Stop being so cute.”
  43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
  44. “You need to see a doctor.”
  45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
  46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
  47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
  48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
  49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
  50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
  51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
  52. “There’s a herd of them!”
  53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
  54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
  55. “You’re a nerd.”
  56. “I’m late.”
  57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
  58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
  59. “I could punch you right now.”
  60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
  61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
  62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
  63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
  64. “Here, take my blanket.”
  65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
  66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
  67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
  68. “Run for it!”
  69. “We need to talk.”
  70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
  71. “I want a pet.”
  72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
  73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
  74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
  75. “Quit beating me up!”
  76. “Please put your penis away.”
  77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
  78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
  79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
  80. “Does he know about the baby?”
  81. “Hold still.”
  82. “I just ironed these pants!”
  83. “Enough with the sass!”
  84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
  85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
  86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
  87. “Stay awake.”
  88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
  89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
  90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
  91. “Tell me you need me.”
  92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
  93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
  94. “I had a bad dream again.”
  95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
  96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
  97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
  98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
  99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
  100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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Things That Have Been Said In My Household But With Fairy Tail Pt.2
  • Erza: So you and Lucy are together now?
  • Natsu: Yeah?
  • Erza: ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU SHITHEAD.
  • ___
  • Gray: I have a confession.
  • Gajeel: What?
  • Gray: I ate the last poptart
  • Natsu: *from upstairs* GRAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
  • ___
  • Juvia: You have a nice house Gray. It's so calm.
  • Gray: ..Wait for it..
  • Gajeel: *comes into the room with a bath sponge and wrapped towel around him* GRAY HAVE YOU SEEN LILY, IT'S OUR BATH TIME-- *sees Juvia* Oh. Sup.
  • Juvia: ...
  • ___
  • *door bell*
  • Gray: I GOT IT!- *opens it to Levy*
  • Hi Levy.
  • Levy: Hey Gray it's me again, is Gajeel home?
  • Gray: Yeah, but he's a bit busy. He's taking a bath with his cat.
  • Levy: ...
  • Gajeel: SHUT THE HELL UP GRAY- *from upstairs*
  • ___
  • Erza: *has groceries*
  • Natsu: Did ya bring me something? :D
  • Gray: What about me?
  • Gajeel: My main concern is if you bought lily food.
  • Erza: Yeah I brought you guys something. You know some chicken with the side of FUCK OFF.
  • ___
  • Natsu: LUCY AND I ARE GONNA BE UPSTAIRS IN MY ROOM IF YA NEED US! *drags Lucy upstairs*
  • Lucy: Hey Guys--*gets dragged*
  • Gajeel: They're gonna fuck.
  • Gray: NATSU BE GENTLE WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW
  • Laxus: Pfft. You're all gonna be 40 until any of you get laid.
  • Gajeel: we're not you Laxus.
  • __
  • Wendy: Can someone play barbies with me? *innocent look*
  • Gajeel: Um, I GOTTA FEED LILY *takes off*
  • Natsu: I HAVE A DATE WITH-- THE DOOR. *runs off*
  • Gray: wai--HOLD U-- fuck you guys.
  • ___
  • *door bell*
  • Natsu: I GOT IT!-- *answers and it's Juvia* Hey Juvia.
  • Juvia: Hey Natsu! :D is gray home?
  • Natsu: Yeah just a sec, *yells* GRAY STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR BARBIES. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HERE.
  • Juvia: barbies?..*giggles*
  • Gray: SHUT UP NATSU.
  • ___
  • *Erza on a date*
  • Natsu: *using hands as binoculars* we have made contact with that target.
  • Gray: what are they doing?
  • Natsu: It appears they're laughing.
  • Gajeel: Roger that now they're getting up.
  • Natsu: W-wait, shit we've been spotted A-ABORT ABORT MISSION!
  • Wendy: You guys are stupid. This is our house.
  • ___
  • Natsu: I HAVE NEWS!~
  • Erza: Do not tell me you got Lucy pregnant.
  • Gray: Ill fucking kill you, we already have Gajeel as the cry baby.
  • Gajeel: Yeah-- Wait -SHUT YOUR ASS UP GRAY.
  • Natsu: I was gonna say I got an A+ on my test..
  • Gray: HOLY SHIT REALLY?!
  • Gajeel: SO HE ISNT STUPID?!
  • ___
  • Gajeel: Gray.
  • Gray: Yeah?
  • Gajeel: *pats his back* You know we love ya man right?
  • Gray: Yeah?..
  • Gajeel: And you know we'll accept you for you, right?
  • Gray: Sure?...
  • Gajeel: So tell me this and be honest with yourself.
  • Gray: Ok?
  • Gajeel: Are you sure you arent gay?
  • Gray: ...SERIOUSLY?!
  • ____
  • Erza: GUYS SOMEONE IS HERE TO VISIT.
  • Mira: Hey Guys
  • Erza: you were suppose to wait until i called you in...
  • Mira: Oh. Oops?
  • ___
  • Gray: I have a confession.
  • Natsu: YOU BETTER HAVE NOT EATEN THE LAST FUCKING POPTART AGAIN.
  • Gray: No I was gonna say--
  • Erza: *bursts through door and throws confetti* CONGRATS ON BEING GAY GRAY.
  • Gray: IM NOT fUcKING GAY YOU SHITHEADS.
  • __
  • Erza: *yelling at everyone*
  • Gray: Jesh. And you wonder why you're still single
  • Natsu: AHAHA GRAY IS GONNA DIE.
  • __
  • <strike> The Next Day, Gray woke up outside covered in honey </strike>
  • Part 3 anyone?
Prompt List

Okay so this is not my drabble list but i found it on tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made this. send me in any numbers and who you would like it to be about (example peter parker, castiel, bucky barnes, etc…)

leave the number and person/character in my ask and I’d be happy to write it!!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
3. ‘You can’t just sit there all day.”
4. “I’m too sober for this.”
5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
6. “I need a place to stay.”
7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
11. Dear Diary, …”
12. She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
13. “I lost our baby.”
14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“18. What’s the matter, sweetie?”
19. “You’re Satan.”
20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
27. “No. Regrets.”
28. “How drunk was I?”
29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
30. “Be you. No one else can.”
31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
35. “Take your medicine.”
36. “They’re monsters.”
37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
42. “Stop being so cute.”
43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
44. “You need to see a doctor.”
45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
52. “There’s a herd of them!”
53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
55. “You’re a nerd.”
56. “I’m late.”
57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
59. “I could punch you right now.”
60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
64. “Here, take my blanket.”
65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
68. “Run for it!”
69. “We need to talk.”
70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
71. “I want a pet.”
72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
75. “Quit beating me up!”
76. “Please put your penis away.”
77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
80. “Does he know about the baby?”
81. “Hold still.”
82. “I just ironed these pants!”
83. “Enough with the sass!”
84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
87. “Stay awake.”
88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
91. “Tell me you need me.”
92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
94. “I had a bad dream again.”
95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

° ✧ WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT PROMPTS.

triggers apply, mentions of death, murder, threats, sexuality and sexual/nsfw mentions. feel free to add/change pronouns.

❛ Anybody know you’re here? ❜
❛ Well, you see, I didn’t know where your office was. ❜
❛ In other words, the whole town knows you’re here! Get out! ❜
❛ You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. ❜
❛ You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do. ❜
❛ I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. ❜
❛ Don’t you realize you’re making a big mistake? ❜
❛ I didn’t kill anybody. I swear! ❜
❛ The whole thing’s a set up. A scam, a frame job. ❜
❛ My whole purpose in life is to make… people… laugh! ❜
❛ I’m out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? ❜
❛ Toons are supposed to make people laugh. ❜
❛ You don’t understand. Those people needed to laugh. ❜
❛ Then when they’re done laughing, they’ll call the cops. ❜
❛ A laugh can be a very powerful thing. ❜
❛ Why? Because you made him/her laugh? ❜
❛ Okay, nobody move! ❜
❛ You heard me, I said drop it! ❜
❛ I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. ❜
❛ I’d love to embrace you. ❜
❛ Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool! ❜
❛ Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead. ❜
❛ So you thought you could get away with it, didn’t you? ❜
❛ Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks. ❜
❛ We toons may act idiotic, but we’re not stupid. ❜
❛ You mean you could’ve taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? ❜
❛ No, not at any time, only when it was funny. ❜
❛ I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels. ❜
❛ I want you to know I love you. ❜
❛ Is he/she always this funny, or only on days when he’s/she’s wanted for murder? ❜
❛ Can you guess what this is? ❜
❛ Freeway? What the hell’s a freeway? ❜
❛ Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. ❜
❛ Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ❜
❛ Is this man removing evidence from the scene of the crime? ❜
❛ I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you. ❜
❛ What do I look like? A stenographer? ❜
❛ I’d say it was the booze talking. ❜
❛ Got a thing for rabbits, huh? ❜
❛ Search the place, boys, and leave no stone interned. ❜
❛ You think that’s funny? ❜
❛ No hard feelings, I hope. ❜
❛ You won’t think it’s funny when I stick that pen up your nose! ❜
❛ Look, the stain is gone. It’s disappearing ink. ❜
❛ The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller. ❜
❛ So what happened, huh? ❜
❛ You can drop anything you want on his head, he’ll shake it off. ❜
❛ One too many refrigerators dropped on his head? ❜
❛ Don’t you appreciate the magnitude of that? ❜
❛ I’m surprised you’re not more cooperative. ❜
❛ Remember how they always thought there wasn’t a way to kill a toon? ❜
❛ That’s one dead shoe, eh, boss? ❜
❛ I would think you of all people would appreciate that. ❜
❛ I don’t know how many times we have to do this damn scene! ❜
❛ If you really needed money so bad, then why didn’t you come to me? ❜
❛ I’ve already got a stiff on my hands, thank you. ❜
❛ So I took a couple of dirty pictures, kill me. ❜
❛ Nose? That don’t rhyme with “walls.” ❜
❛ Seriously, what do you see in that guy/girl? ❜
❛ You need a heart, before you can have an attack. ❜
❛ Are you trying to give me a heart attack? ❜
❛ I can tell you now it ain’t gonna come cheap. ❜
❛ Question is, do you have the way? ❜
❛ Jumpin’ without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain’t it? ❜
❛ I don’t think you want it. ❜
❛ What the hell happened in here? ❜
❛ I’ve never seen a mess like this! ❜
❛ What do you call the middle of a song? ❜
❛ What do you think you’re doing, chump? ❜
❛ Don’t let me catch your peepin’ face around here again. Got it? ❜
❛ Stop that laughing. ❜
❛ You know what happens when you can’t stop laughing? ❜
❛ One of these days, you’re gonna die laughing. ❜
❛ We just want the rabbit. ❜
❛ What are we gonna do? ❜
❛ The best part is, they work for peanuts. ❜
❛ Work’s been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. ❜
❛ Long time, no see! ❜
❛ What are you doing here? ❜
❛ Remember you never saw me. ❜
❛ Boy, what is this, some kind of secret room? ❜
❛ That’s it. I’m calling the cops. ❜
❛ I come here for help and what do you do? ❜
❛ So long, and thanks for nothing. ❜
❛ Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife! ❜
❛ A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have. ❜
mbmbam sentence starters!

taken from various podcast episodes and the tv series! 

  • “idiot can’t make his own pancakes, how pathetic.” 
  • “what would you do if an arby’s manager punched you in the face?”
  • “shooting guys with master chief, my best friend.” 
  • “is bronze bulletproof?” 
  • “i would like to formally request that you start referring to me as ‘king nuggets’.” 
  • “for a fifty i would fight everyone around me in a one hundred foot radius.” 
  • “you dumb piece of shit.” 
  • “does anybody know how to curse a real sword?” 
  • “can you curse a nerf sword?” 
  • “it seems like you’re upset about literally every word in this sentence.” 
  • “don’t do a hit.” 
  • “i’m too fucking strong and way too fucking sexy to be murdered in this shower right now.” 
  • “you’re too strong to be killed.” 
  • “no one has died listening to a beyonce song.” 
  • “you thought the psycho was out there? surprise, the psycho is in here.” 
  • “i use the beyonce to keep me pumped up to kill somebody.” 
  • “batman jokes aside…” 
  • “this makes me so mad i could bust a nut.” 
  • “you’ve made me so frustrated i’m seriously about to bust a nut right here.” 
  • “i think if I see a guy in a bolo tie, i know it’s time to party.”
  • “you know what? boners are beautiful and that’s the way of life.”
  • “would you be shocked to find that the best ways to find demons is on yahoo answers?”
  • “can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair?”
  • “i’m talkin’ ‘bout that dank herb!”
  • “i just take a lot of naps.”
  • “so many of emotions are hunger based.” 
  • “oh no no no no no.” 
  • “i’m not gonna be here one day. it’s all gonna stop one day.”
  • “she is a pure being of light.” 
  • “if you need me, i’m on my mobile.” 
  • “what do i say when i touch his dick?” 
  • “that’s like the sweetest dick.” 
  • “so this is the clown box.” 
  • “i abandoned my boy!” 
  • “abstinence until i die.” 
  • “yo, what the fuck, dog?”
  • “i’m the protector and king of chillidelphia.” 
  • “fuck you, nerds!” 
  • “i’m ready to bust a nut in this job.” 
  • “young, dumb and full of…you know.” 
  • “you’re a jerk person.” 
  • “LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.” 
  • “EAT THAT SHIT, _______!” 
  • “premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing; pleasure. the second one is babies.” 
  • “just to prove that i’m gonna rip a phonebook in half.” 
O Mama Don't You Cry - Zach Werenski

Originally posted by goldanklebonecups

Notes: look its not a smut for once (and ima wait on a few smuts, write a few non-smuts for you all then post bc :) ) but yeah, here’s a sUPER cute Zach Werenski one and its a lil fluffy with a bit of a grumpy zach so be excited!! also i feel like my titles have nothing to do with the story and im sorry

Warnings: Mentions of underage drinking

Mentions: Dylan Larkin, Jack Eichel, Auston Matthews, Noah Hanifin, Charlie McAvoy, a few more

Requested By @werenzki (also check out her imagines bc if you have time to binge-read, would definitely recommend!!): I’d love who when the reader is at some party or something and she’s interested in zach werenski but he thinks she’s into Dylan Larkin so he gets sort of awkward and jealous but by the end of the night she turns her attention to Zach and it’s all cute and stuff..

Up Next: idk its a surprise y’all

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My brother’s best friend || D.H.

A/N: This was a lovely request  that I can 100000% relate to. If my brother and his friends ever find my blog than I never wrote this 😏

Word Count: 1.4K

POV: Reader

MASTERLIST // PART ONE // PART TWO // PART THREE // PART FOUR

Originally posted by theanomex

It was freezing outside and I was shivering although I was wearing a beanie and a thick woollen scarf. Today of all days the school bus had broken down and I was left in the cold when all I wanted was to just get home. I unlocked my phone and dealt my brothers number, thankfully he picked up right away.

“What’s up little sister?” Phil greeted me, he clearly sounded stressed.  

“Hey, could you pick me up? I think there is a problem with the bus’s engine and I’d freeze to death if I walk all the way home.”

“I’m on my way to this meeting. I told you it’s today, didn’t I? Sorry, sis, I can’t pick you up right now.” Phil indeed sounded immensely sorry.  

“Oh yah, I forgot. Then I will just have to walk.” I said with little motivation. It was surely going to take me about two hours.

“I’ll call Dan. I’m sure he can get you, he’s coming over today anyway.”

Dan. Just the mention of his name made my heart beat faster. I had a huge crush on my elder brother’s best friend. Super cliché, I know. But how could I not crush on such a guy?

I will never tell Phil how I feel about his best friend. He would make it obvious and probably embarrass me in front of him. The chances of Dan liking me back were -11%. Do guys ever go for their friend’s little sister? I don’t think so. At least Dan doesn’t.

“Hop in” Dan told me, as I opened the door to his car.

“Thanks for picking me up.” I shyly smiled at him as I got in.

“I wouldn’t want you to freeze to death. Phil would have killed me if I left you here.” Dan laughed before he started driving again.

Why do guys look 100 times more attractive when driving? I could literally feel my level of nervousness rise by the second. Never had I been all alone with Dan before.

“So, how was school?” he asked me, keeping his eyes on the road.

I was glad that he decided to break the silence since I was horrible at starting a conversation.

“You are seriously asking me that?” I grinned as he laughed a little.

“Right, it was as boring as always.” Dan answered for me instead.

I chuckled and nodded my head in agreement. Dan took a quick glance at me and shot me a smile.

“Phil said you are staying over today?” I wanted to make sure that I heard him correctly.

“Yup, I hope you don’t mind.”

“Why would I?” I blushed a bit as I said that and hoped he wouldn’t see it.

It was getting pretty warm in the car so I took of my beanie and totally messed up my hair while doing so. It must have looked totally dishevelled because Dan was goofily grinning.

“Well, that’s a look.” He joked as I tried to quickly fix my hair.

“Shut up.” I groaned in embarrassment.

We continued to make small talk and joked around until we arrived at home.

“Thanks again, Dan.” I emphasised after we had both gotten out of the car and I unlocked the front door.

I didn’t know when Phil was going to get back from his meeting, I just knew that I was alone with Dan until then. Normally he would have come over later, but because of the circumstances he was here already. It was just me and him. Just us two. Alone in this house.

I threw my school bag into the corner the second I walked in.

“Looks like you are spending the afternoon with me. I’m the cooler Lester anyway.” I grinned as we both got rid of our coats and boots.

I always get super excited whenever my brother invites Dan over, being alone with him made my heart race and I had to stop my hands from trembling by taking a few deep breaths.

“So, that’s your room. I feel like the last time I was in here there were Barbie dolls all over the floor.” Dan told me, having followed me into my room. He was examining the pictures and posters that decorated my walls.

“You are definitely exaggerating.” I laughed “Do you wanna order pizza and play video games?” I asked Dan and as soon as those words had left my mouth his eyes lit up.

Ten minutes later we were sat in front of the TV, both holding a controller.

“Why are so good at this?” Dan asked me. He was clearly impressed and surprised.

“Who do you think plays these games with Phil when you are not here.” I answered, trying not to give away the fact that I was very much enjoying Dan’s admiration.

This afternoon was all I had ever hoped for. I have always been a bit jealous of Phil and everybody else who could see Dan whenever they wanted to. Now I was finally spending some time with him and it was going incredible well.

“You are going down, Howell.” I exclaimed halfway through the game. I was certain that I was going to win.

“You actually think you can stand a chance against me? That’s cute.” He said as if he was talking to a toddler and ruffled my hair.

“Dan! You messed my hair up again.” I complained as I tried to fix it for the second time today.

“Honestly, nothing can beat the way your hair looked in my car today.” He admitted, smirking.

I like to wear beanies okay? I prefer being warm over beautiful.

“Don’t be mean!” I whined and playfully hit his left shoulder.

“I said it’s a look. That’s a compliment!” Dan threw his hands up in defence and grinned at me like a fool.

“Okay, then stop flirting with me.” I told him jokingly, probably taking it a little bit too far in an attempt to be funny. He must’ve thought I’m a total loser. To my utter surprise, he blushed. I made Daniel Howell blush!

“I wasn’t trying to flirt with you.” He stuttered wide eyed. His cheeks were still red and he wasn’t concentrating on the game anymore.

“I know.” I assured him. The rush of excitement slowly vanished as I could feel my heart sink. Of course, he wouldn’t flirt with me. I knew that. Why would I expect anything else?

“Yeah, you’re Phil’s sister. I would never.” Dan babbled, trying to make it sound like he was totally revolted about the idea of me and him together.

“I know.” I repeated awkwardly, trying my best to not sound hurt.

“Can we continue-“ I started but Dan cut me off.

“Like, I would never. Phil would hate me - or even kill me. It’s not like I’m interested in you. And you are definitely not into me, right?” He rambled. It seemed like he was trying to convince himself instead of talking to me.

He didn’t even give me the time to answer before he was thinking out loud again.

“You are off limits. One just doesn’t kiss one’s best friend’s sister. Even if I wanted to which I certainly don’t and-“ He stopped himself in the middle of his sentence. His eyes were burning into my skin. We just stared at each other for a second before his lips crashed down on mine.

He was eagerly kissing me, stabilizing my head with his hand. I kissed back, like I had kissed him a million times before. This had to be a dream, right? Suddenly I wasn’t thinking anymore, it was like my brain had shut down and my heart and emotions had taken over. My inside was tingling, and I was nearly bursting with joy.

It was a quick but intense kiss and after we broke apart I was overwhelmed with what had just happened. Did Dan just actually kiss me?

“Didn’t you say you weren’t flirting with me and that you certainly don’t want to kiss me?” I asked Dan and although I wanted to tease him, I had an extremely huge smile on my face.  

“Yeah, that wasn’t exactly true. I was just trying to convince myself, but honestly kissing you is worth getting killed by your brother.” Dan was smiling too and shyly scratching the back of his head.

I just stared at him like a fool and he stared right back. We were both wearing big smiles and I was already fantasizing about kissing him again.

“Don’t tell Phil, but I -“ Dan started, but he was interrupted.

“Don’t tell Phil what?” Phil himself asked with raised eyebrows as he entered the room, looking at Dan and then at me.

TOP 10 PHOTOS OF RAVI SHIRTLESS

sorry to do this to you all but it was requested and I honestly couldn’t pass on such an opportunity. ALSO let me take this opportunity to say how much I love you guys like seriously you are some of the sweetest people ever and I love you. ANYWAYS… HERE WE GO!

10. a very shirtless Ravi…

9. A Basically shirtless Ravioli with a strap to cover the nips so this performance can be shown…

8. A not totally shirtless but we can see your abs Ravi

7. A DOUBLE KILL WITH THE SHIRTLESS BEAN AND RAVSTER!

6. A Hot damn Ravi is shirtless with a tattoo but his face looks like…he is in pain?

5. *screams*

4. yassss

3. And it is at this point we give up

2. *wraps self in blanket for comfort and screams*

1. *gawks*help

One Piece chapter 869

Bruuuh!! I knew we would have it! And yet I hoped that Oda wouldn’t do it but…

       *INSERT MAGICAL ANIME GIRL TRANSFORMATION MUSIC HERE*

                                                             or

                                  *GO GO POWER RANGEEEEERS*

Also, to be honest here are the most important things to me in this chapter:

I’M NOT EVEN A SANAMI FAN BUT??? PUDDING IS YOU BITTER OR SOMETHING LMAO??

Honestly I guess she’s feeling bad because she didn’t fulfill her job and now she’s afraid Mama might try to kill her??

But Sanji’s smile is so adorable fvjzfzofnoz

*INSERT COOL 80′s ACTION MOVIE MUSIC HERE*

I cringed. Sort of. No but seriously though… XD Guys… Was I the only one cringing? XD

This is not a phase mom…This is who I am. I am the Night. I am…Batman!

Yonji you emo piece of trash

Alright fuckers, who ate the food I was hiding in the fridge?!

*Ladies screaming in the distance*

What a great chapter~ xD

Some Protective Friend/Sibling starters

  • “It doesn’t seem THAT dangerous…”
  • “I don’t need a coat.”
  • “Sorry, but I’ve made up my mind.”
  • “You’re not my dad/mom!”
  • “Don’t try to talk me out of this.”
  • “But It’s easy, I’ve done it before- oops.”
  • “He was just having a friendly conversation with me!”
  • “I like being friends with every single person I meet.”
  • “How did you even find me here?”
  • “It’s not that bad, really! I can walk!”
  • “I wasn’t being reckless, I was thinking quickly!”
  • “I’m not that tired, I can still keep going!”
  • “Don’t take it easy on me this time.”
  • “I can do it myself.”
  • “I really was behaving, honest.”
  • “You always treat me like a kid!”
  • “I was asking for an outing together, not a personal body guard.”
  • “I-it’s so cold…”
  • “I think I’m a little drunk… Just a little.”
  • “If I tell you, promise you don’t get mad?”
  • “You’re grounding me?! It’s not fair!”
  • “What were you thinking?!”
  • “I don’t like the look of that guy…”
  • “I know what’s best.”
  • “Can you walk?”
  • “What happened? Are you hurt?”
  • “You could of gotten yourself killed!”
  • “You’re so reckless!”
  • “Slow down, you’ll just wear yourself out.”
  • “Stay behind me…”
  • “We should leave.”
  • “I’ll handle this, you leave.”
  • “You’re in over your head.”
  • “Are you seriously drunk?”
  • “You have a fever…”
  • “I’m just trying to watch out for you.”
  • “You don’t have to worry. I’ve got your back.”
  • “Here, take my coat.”
  • “It’s better if you don’t know.”
  • “You had me so worried….”
  • “Just stay close.”
  • “When that person asked if they could have you for dessert tomorrow I think they literally meant it.”
Prompts

REQUESTS OPEN // Also when requesting please send the number and the full prompt

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
3. “You can’t just sit there all day.”
4. “I’m too sober for this.”
5. “I’m not drunk enough for this conversation.”
6. “I’m not here to make friends.”
7. “I need a place to stay.”
8. “Well, that’s tragic.”
9. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
10. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
11. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
12. “Dear Diary, …”
13. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
14. “I lost our baby.”
15. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
16. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
17. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
18. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
19. “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
20. “You’re Satan.”
21. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
22. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
23. “Did you just hiss at me?”
24. “Do you really need all that candy?”
25. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re having vodka.”
26. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
27. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
28. “No regrets.”
29. “How drunk was I?” “Wasted.”
30. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
31. “Be you. No one else can.”
32. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
33. “I locked the keys in the car.”
34. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
35. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
36. “Take your medicine.”
37. “They’re monsters.”
38. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
39. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
40. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
41. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
42. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!”
43. “Stop being so cute.”
44. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
45. “You need to see a doctor.”
46. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
47. “It was a joke, baby. I swear.”
48. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
49. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
50. “Well that killed the mood, have fun with your hand.”
51. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
52. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
53. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
54. “There’s a herd of them!”
55. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
56. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
57. “You’re a nerd.”
58. “Just drive!”
59. “I’m late.”
60. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
61. “You smell like a wet dog.”
62. “I could punch you right now.”
63. “Are you going to talk to me?”
64. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
65. “If you can’t sleep… y'know we could have sex?”
66. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
67. “Here, take my blanket.”
68. “I don’t want you to stop.”
69. “How could I ever forget about you?”
70. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
71. “Run for it!”
72. “We need to talk.”
73. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
74. “I want a pet.”
75. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
76. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
77. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
78. “Quit beating me up!”
79. “Please put your penis away.”
80. “It’s an English thing.”
81. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
82. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
83. “Does he know about the baby?”
84. “Hold still.”
85. “I just ironed these pants!”
86. “Enough with the sass!”
87. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
89. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
90. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
91. “Don’t growl at me!”
92. “Stay awake.”
93. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
94. “You’re not interested, are you?”
95. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
96. “Tell me you need me.”
97. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
98. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
99. “For the love of God, put some pants on.”
100. “I had a bad dream again.”
101. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
102. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
103. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
104. “Hey! Put the claws away!”
105. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
106. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.“
107. “For the love of god, put that away!”
108. “Use your imagination.”
109. “I don’t care how old you are, I will put your ass on time out if you don’t stop that shit.”
110. “He started it so I was gonna finish it.”

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Injured sentence starters.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Swearing, knives, guns, blood.

INJURED

“This looks bad, [name].”
“I’m not a masochist, if that’s what you’re thinking.”
“Jeez-! This hurts, y’know!”
“Reckon I’ll be able to make it back to the shack before collapsing?”
“What, so you’re supposed to carry bandages everywhere now? That takes up space, [NAME]!”
“I’d much rather be hopped up on various anesthetics than deal with this bullshit.”
“Am I supposed to be seeing bone?”
“I do not bond well with seeing blood, I’m afraid.”
“I’ll bloody well swear as much as I want – this hurts!”
“The knife that’s currently embedded in me is mine now. The fucker lost it the moment he stabbed me.”
“When will I ever stop getting into these situations?”
“If I’m going down, I gotta take ‘em with me.”
“I’ll take you down with me too, just gimme a few moments.”
“We’re making no progress with the whole limping thing here.”
“Do you even know how painful getting shot in the arm is?! It’s really fucking painful!”
“It sure would be nice if I could finally fucking die.”
“Honestly, why didn’t the guy kill me, y’know? Would have been a better way of getting my shit.”
“Seriously, this was a poorly done job. They should have fucking killed me instead of waiting for me to draw a gun!”
“Okay, lesson learned; don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.”
“Look, all I had on me was a fucking knife. What do you expect?”
“If you don’t want me hissing and wheezing in pain every time I take a step, why don’t you pick me up?”
“Bandages would be nice.”
“If I die, tell [NAME] that I fucking hated their balls.”
“I’m not gonna end up dying or anything, am I?”

NON-INJURED

“Okay, that looks really bad, I’m not gonna lie.”
“Look, I don’t even have a medical degree.”
“Does it look like I carry anesthetic?”
“Sorry that I can’t pick you up, bud, but I’m not exactly a knight in shining armor with a– a horse.”
“If you’re going to keep complaining, is there a way to get you to shut up?”
“Keep the pressure on that gash.”
“You’ll live, idiot.”
“Look, if I don’t have anything to help you out with, does it look like I can be much help?”
“Oh, no, no, no. You are not dying on me now.”
“Gimme a moment to tear up a bit of my shirt– the fabric’s pretty strong.”
“You’re a lucky one, huh?”
“Good thing we have a car somewhere.”
“What the hell were you doing out at night anyways?”
“Hey, I know this hurts for you, but you’ll get through this.”
“Alright, fine, I’ll pick you up. Just this once.”
“Uh, gimme a moment, I have some painkillers somewhere.”
“I’m sorry that I couldn’t come sooner!”
“Just put a plaster on it.”
“For someone that’s dying, you sure do love taking your time, don’t you?”
“Hey hey hey, calm down.”
“You’re not gonna die, quit being a drama queen.”
“You’ll be alright.”
“We gotta make it back to the car and drive you to a hospital.”
“Hey, you have a bit of a broken leg there.”
“I’m not good with blood either, if it makes you feel better.”
“You’re not seeing the reaper yet, are you?”

Shadowhunters: The Mortal Cup

“You got no place to hide”
“You’ll be wishing you had listened when you meet your demise"
“Hey, can you watch where you’re going?“
“Well, I wasn’t really going for decorative, exactly”
“What are those?”
“Well played, well played”
“I guarantee you I’m not the only smart, perceptive person to make that mistake”
“You know she can tell when you decline a call, right?”
“I need you to do something for me”
"What are you waiting for?”
“I want you to have it”
“It’s a family heirloom”
“It’s for the best”
"Hey, sorry I’m late”
"It’s already happening”
“We both knew this time was coming”
“The city’s not that safe right now”
"Do I smell chicken cacciatore?”
“I’m biologically and legally an adult”
“My life couldn’t be more mundane”
"So, you have no one?”
“Looking good, let’s go”
“This is what our target looks like"
“I’m feeling inspired"
“How can I not know who you are?”
“Has that line seriously ever worked for you?”
“Okay, could you stop making me feel insane?”
“Could you stop acting that way?“
“I’m gonna go fail with you”
“Are you looking to score?”
“Well, you’re outnumbered here”
“Oh, I like our odds”
“I mean, I was drugged, right?”
“Are you even listening to me?“
“I think I killed a guy”
“What is going on? Am I going insane?”
"What does that even mean?”
“You cannot be near me”
“What did you do?”
“Why can’t we just call the police?”
“Keep this with you and think of me when you wear it”
“Trust your instincts”
“You’re more powerful than you know”
“Everything I’ve done, every mistake I’ve made was because I love you more than words”
“Trust no one else”
"Remember, I love you”
“It’s 2:00 in the morning. What are you doing here so late?“
“It could take a while”
“They mean nothing to me"
“I’m sorry?“
“I can’t think!”
“What, no "thank you” for saving your life?“
"Why why is the room swirling?”
“It’s that bad?”
"I have no idea what you’re talking about”
"You really don’t know much, do you?”
“Where is “here” exactly?“
“How do you know that?”
“You know what? Dial it down a notch”
"You don’t find that strange?”
"I’m the best chance you’ve got”
“How come you haven’t answered your phone in two days?”
“I have to get dressed”
“I guess next time I’ll just let you die"
“You’ll get it eventually"
“Let me take you home”
“Just because you couldn’t find it doesn’t mean it isn’t there"

Roommate/Human AU (that is intended to be full of fluff and humor)

So, I have shared this idea with @galaxyl0rd and considering I still have prompts (I swear I never forget about this just having a hard time writing) to write and stories to update I decided, why not share this idea to everyone? This is mostly crack-ish by the way. And pure OOCness.

And now here we are, do you know the Bad Friends/Touch Trio from Hetalia? The one group that composed of France (Francis), Spain (Antonio), and Prussia (Gilbert)? Well this AU was born from that idea and I want this to be out here before season 3.

> Lance, Matt, and Lotor were roommates and gets along really well especially when it comes to each their own shenanigans.

> Matt is like the brain of their group but Lance is the more capable strategist. Lotor, on the other hand, suffers the role of being the bait but no hard feelings since the other two always got his back when things got worse.

> Some people assume that Lance was dating Lotor while others think that it was Matt that captured the Cuban boy’s heart. There were also who believes that the three of them were in a relationship together.

> None of them were true though.

> Lotor was too flirty that it was difficult to find a person who will spark the heart of the self proclaimed prince.

> Matt was part oblivious when it comes to romance and part who values platonic relationships more. Give him a love letter? It will go over his head unless Lance or Lotor dissect it for him bit by bit.

> Lance: Matt, honey, my moon who illuminates this dark night of mine, please help me in getting out of this misery.

Matt: Lance, darling, my sun who shines so bright in this summer morning, your chemistry homework will not kill you. Trust me, I have battled that beast before and got out safe and sound.

Lotor: ah, but alas, this monster that is threatening our dear trapped in a tower is much viscous compared to the one you have faced before, Sir Matt. I am afraid our beloved has a right to demand our help.

….silence

Then all of them started laughing loudly

Lance: *wiping tears of joy from his eyes* seriously guys, I really don’t understand how this reaction happened.

Matt: oh come here so I can see the problem.

Lance: Great!

> oh don’t worry. In this AU, jealousy thy name is Keith.

> Keith has a crush towards Lance ever since Hunk introduced them one summer evening a year ago and the rumors were not helping at all. Pidge assured him that there was nothing going on between her brother and their best friend with the name of Lance. Keith begs to differ since whenever he was seeing the two they always act as an overly flirty couple.

> Also, Lotor makes Keith’s blood boils a 100 degrees celsius.

> Oh goodness, where am I going with this idea? Well, there will be a lil bit of angst for sure but mostly this is crack, humor, OOCness and fluff.

Drabble Challenge

okay so this is not my drabble list but i found it on tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made this. send me in any numbers and who you would like it to be about (example peter parker, tom holland, stiles stillnski, etc…) 

leave the number and person/character in my ask and id be happy to write it!!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
3. ‘You can’t just sit there all day.”
4. “I’m too sober for this.”
5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
6. “I need a place to stay.”
7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
11. Dear Diary, …”
12. She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
13. “I lost our baby.”
14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“18. What’s the matter, sweetie?”
19. “You’re Satan.”
20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
27. “No. Regrets.”
28. “How drunk was I?”
29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
30. “Be you. No one else can.”
31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
35. “Take your medicine.”
36. “They’re monsters.”
37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
42. “Stop being so cute.”
43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
44. “You need to see a doctor.”
45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
52. “There’s a herd of them!”
53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
55. “You’re a nerd.”
56. “I’m late.”
57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
59. “I could punch you right now.”
60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
64. “Here, take my blanket.”
65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
68. “Run for it!”
69. “We need to talk.”
70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
71. “I want a pet.”
72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
75. “Quit beating me up!”
76. “Please put your penis away.”
77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
80. “Does he know about the baby?”
81. “Hold still.”
82. “I just ironed these pants!”
83. “Enough with the sass!”
84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
87. “Stay awake.”
88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
91. “Tell me you need me.”
92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
94. “I had a bad dream again.”
95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

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Hunter, 27 Million?

Writer: Figgy

For: Anon

Warnings: Mention of being killed (the season 4 dead pool)


“We’re all on this list,” Scott murmurs. “Look, even Deaton!”

“Scott, are you reading from the bottom to the top again? I keep telling you that is not the most effective way to read-“ Stiles said, but stopped when he saw where Scott was pointing. “Alan Deaton, Druid. 12 Million?” He continued to scroll up. “Lydia, you’re on this list, too.”

She rolled her eyes a bit dramatically, looking less concerned than Parrish, who was distraught by his low paying job as a result.

“Scott,” Stiles continued on. “Alpha Werewolf, 25 million.” His voice shook while he read it. “Y/n Winchester, Hunter, 27 million.” His head whipped to face you. “Hunter? What the hell are you doing on this list?”

“Hunter? That’s inaccurate,” you said at the same time. You were caught off guard by how upset he looked. Surely that was because there were so many of your group on the list. It was kind of upsetting to think that some assassins might come and try to kill them. Maybe you could get your brothers to swing by Beacon Hills to help out?

“You never told us you’re a hunter,” Stiles said. “And we just introduced ourselves to Parrish. As the creatures we are or were. That would have been a great time. To tell us.” He seemed upset. “And obviously you’re a good one, you’re worth more money than Scott!”

“More than me, too.. “ Parrish wallowed softly.

“I’m not really a hunter,” you said. “Well, I was? With my brothers. But I guess I sort of retired. Hunting demons is not a fun time.” You hoped that acting calm would help relax Stiles, too, but it just seemed to make him worse.

“You realize that this is a list of people that assassins are coming after, right? To kill. You know, to death.” He rambled as he  was getting into your space a bit. Space you were happy to share with him, but you tried not to let that show too much.

“Wait, your brothers?” Lydia asked. “Hunters…” She looked a little annoyed with herself. “Sam and Dean Winchester, the demon hunters.”

“Yeah. Not something I really like to advertise.” You felt your eyes roll before you could stop them.

“Is that why they come into town so often? To check on you?” Her eyes sparkled like she was trying to contain her smile.

“Those guys are scary,” Stiles added. “I thought they came to town so often because of how messed up it is here.”

“They mostly come for me,” you said. “They’re kind of protective,” a small breath akin to a laugh escaped you. “They’re such dorks, you know?”

“Thank you for moving to Beacon Hills,” is all Lydia said in response.

“Guys,” Stiles interjected, “you’re acting like your names aren’t on a list of people who are slowly being killed. I’m beginning to think you aren’t taking this seriously.”

“It’s not a big deal, Stiles. We’ll get to the bottom of it, none of us are going to die.” You said back.

“You know who it’s not a big deal to? Me. Because I can still walk around town without being beheaded,” He shot back.

“Wait, are your brothers the ones with the nice car?” Scott asked. “They seem nice.”

You smiled back at him in return. They are dorks. But they can be nice, sometimes.

“Can we focus here, Scott? You and Y/n are at the top of this dead pool, can you at least pretend you’re worried?”

“I am worried, Stiles,” he said back, “but  getting worked up about it isn’t going to solve problems faster. Just calm down.”

“Easy for you to say! My best friend and the girl I’m crushing on are both at the top of a list of people to be assassinated!” He was quiet for a moment, as if he had just noticed what he said out loud.  “I meant Lydia,” he adds quickly.

“No you didn’t,” she responded quickly, all smiles.

You reached out and softly ran your fingers down his arm, a soft smile playing at your lips. “Don’t worry Stiles. Maybe I’m just not as worried because the guy I’m crushing on isn’t on the list.” He looks at you, a little stunned, as you leaned in to him to him and wrapped an arm around his waist. He shakily places his arm around your shoulders, and you relax into his side.

“I know it’s scary, Stiles,” you said. “But I’m sure we’ll figure this out.”

Truth or Dare

Dick Grayson X Fem!Reader

Not Requested

Warnings: Smut … just plain smut.

“Okay ladies, let’s play truth or dare.” Barbara said as we all sat down circling the giant coffee table our drinks in hand. I was only here because they stole my computer and threatened to delete everything on it.
“Come on guys I don’t want to play this.” I groaned making them laugh.
“The guys are all out on a mission and won’t be back for a long time let’s savor having all the girls here with no interrupting boyfriends.” Artemis said leaning against the couch. Unlucky for them I like my boyfriend interrupting stuff like this especially when they start talking about sex stuff which is where it always went when we didn’t have them around.
“Okay I wanna start! Artemis truth or dare?” Karen asked making Artemis shrug.
“Truth.” She picked taking a gulp of her soda before staring at her expectedly.
“Have you ever been jealous of any of the girls here before?” She asked making Artemis squirm uncomfortably.
“Yeah I was. I was jealous of Y/N because of how she always made friends so easily and at first I though Wally was really into her. Not anymore of course because of her and Nightwing being together.” She admitted making me shrug.
“I was just super close to them that’s all besides Wally has never and will never be my type in any universe” I said making them all laugh as Artemis grinned at me.
“Okay uhm Artemis your turn to ask someone.” Barbara said making me zone out as they all went back and forth everyone picked truth until it was Barbara’s turn to ask somebody which happened to be me.
“Dare.” I said bluntly making her raise her eyebrow with a smirk.
“I dare you to call Nightwing put him on speaker and tease him. Sexually of course.” She said making my eyes squint as I glared at her.
“No way. He’s at guys night. I wouldn’t want to bother him.” I said getting shy because only Megan and Artemis really knew anything about my relationship with Dick. We were pure sexual tension from the beginning and it happened to break when we had just gotten back from a mission about a year ago.

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Can I request Prompts 15 & 34 with tony stark rescuing his daughter from a bad date?

Pairing/Character: Tony Stark x Reader!Stark

Summary: Being the protective father that he is, Tony comes to the resque when his daughter has a bad date.

Warnings: One swear word, a creepy dude named Norman. (bates?)

Word count: 745 (a bit long for a drabble)

A/N: Thank you for requesting this! I hope I did it some justice. Keep sending  request!! 


Walking in to the restaurant, you spotted your date waiting for you. You had met him when you and Nat was out shopping. He bought you both coffee and eventually asked you out. Initially, you didn’t want to, but Nat made you say yes.

But, what do you know he could turn out to be a decent guy.

“Wow, If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.” Norman, your date said pulling you in for a hug. Laughing at his joke, it was a joke right? you greeted him.

Once seated at your table and your orders taken, you tried to break the ice. “So, how have you be-” “You know, you look good and all, but you know what would look even better on you? ME!” Before you could respond, your food came. Thank god.

Halfway through dinner, Norman started making funny faces. “Is there….do I have something in my teeth?” Norman said picking up his fork to look at his reflection. He started making even wider faces, putting his fingers in his mouth to get a better look. “There is something there, isn’t it?” Shrugging, you found yourself at a loss for words. “If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go to the little boy’s room. Don’t you go anywhere!” he said wiggling his index finger at you before walking away.

Once he was out of sight, you quickly picked up your phone and rushed off a text to your best friend, Nat.

Y/N: Oh. My. God this guy is a total creep.

Nat: Really? I’m sure he’s just nervous, you look amazing!  

Y/N: You won’t believe what he just did.

Nat: C’mon, give the poor guy a chance. He might surprise you.

“I’m back! Did you miss me? I missed you.” Norman said sitting down again. “Eh, sure” you said, Nat’s words playing in your mind. Give the guy a chance. “Just a bit of yesterday’s dinner in there, but that’s all taken care of. I even put on some lip balm in case you wanted a smooch later.” Okay, maybe not.


Sam walked in the common room with the PlayStation controller in his hands. Stopping midways, he looked around the room. “Where is (Y/N)? I thought we were supposed to play a round, as we always do?” He let out a huff and muttered a small ‘unbelievable’ under his breath. “She’s on a date. Apparently it’s not going so well.” Nat said not taking her eyes off her phone. “Turns out he’s some pshyco or somethin’. I feel bad for the girl, I set her up on this.” 

Tony was standing in the kitchen making a fresh pot of coffee when he overheard the conversation. God knows how many cups he goes through a day. Without a word, he stormed out of the room, completely forgetting the coffee, yelling out for F.R.I.D.A.Y.  


You barley made it trough dinner. The amount of eating noises coming from this guy was unreal. With only the desert left, you could soon run far far away from this guy. “You’re like a candy bar; half sweet and half nuts.” Taking a bite out his desert, he winked at you from across the table. “Thank you?” you answered not completely sure if that was an insult or a compliment. 

“Where’s my daughter?” your fathers voice boomed through the restaurant. He came walking towards your table, in full Iron Man armor.

“Holy shit! It’s Tony Stark! Here, honey take a picture of us!” Norman jumped up from the table and walked over to your father. “Dad?” you asked, confused. “Honey?” “Dad?!” The two men looked at each other; Tony gave your date the scariest look you’d ever seen. Boy, if looks could kill.

 “Your coming home with me right now young lady.” Your father grabbed your arm. “You can’t come in here and tell me what to do!” you shrieked trying to get your arm free. “Well you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not!” “Uhm, we were kind of in the middle of something here” Norman said puffing up his chest. “Keep your mouth shut, Bozo” Tony quickly remarked and dragged you out.

Once outside of the restaurant, your father turned to you. “You can’t seriously like that guy? I mean I raised you better than that, right?” Throwing your hands up in the air you let out a light laugh. “He creeped me out, I’m not gonna lie.”

“Thanks dad.”

“No problem, chipmunk.”

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Run Away (Joker x Reader)

Originally posted by littletiredgirl

Originally posted by sifresiniunutandavinci

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Requested by @deadpools-babe “Hey~! I love the story you made with the Jester and Joker. You really do great in your works!!! It’s truly amazing. I was wondering if you could make one where the reader’s done with Jokers bullshit so she lets herself be taken to Belle Reve and she even gave them points to strengthen the security so J won’t be able to take her back. I would also love a part 2 on Jester x Joker. If you don’t mind. Love ya toots!

A/N: I hope this is okay, it’s a bit longer then I originally planned XD Some parts are referenced from the novel~

Warnings: Violence, Slight swearing, Death.

“That’s it,” you growled.

You paced through the apartment you shared with the notorious criminal of Gotham. Your eyes were narrowed and you were close to pulling out your hair. It took a lot for you to fight the urge to scream. Your heels echoed off the walls of the quiet room as you continued to pace. Here you were, alone. How many spent hours had you spent getting ready, and for what? To just get stood up.

You glanced back at the little purple note that you’d been given by one of J’s men. You picked it up and ripped it into millions of pieces, throwing them to scatter over the surface of the floor. This had been happening far too often. If pissing around with Batman was more important to that clown, then so be it. You grabbed your jacket and pulled it on.

Picking up a piece of paper, you left him a note of your own, leaving it on one of the tables as you passed through the doors of the apartment.

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