you guys are a bunch of dorks

monster!au yixing

  • walks you home after seeing some guys harassing you one night
  • starts to do it every night so he knows youre safe
  • looks scary; is actually a dork around you
  • holds your hand to calm you down
  • youll never have to experience fear again’
  • seems like he never sleeps unless hes with you
  • listens to everything you say; loves you voice
  • asks for permission to kiss you every time
  • is so gentle with you - doesnt want to hurt you
  • picks you up from work with a bunch of flowers 
  • likes to sit under trees at midnight to watch the moon with you
  • promises that he will give you the world if you asked for it
  • keeps a blanket in his car especially for you 
  • takes you on road trips when youre feeling down
  • treasures you more than anything else in the world
  • life wouldnt be worth it if you werent around’

omigawd guys now Bitty can talk about Jack

Bitty (…4 drinks in) can be seated on the disgusting couch with Lardo drinking cheaply made margaritas and laughing together about how much of a romantic DORK Jack is like “Lardo, I swear to the heavens, I thought for a second I was in a Jane Austen novel when I saw him in the rain you would not BELIEVE” 

Or, alternatively, they watch a bunch of the Falconers Face-Offs and every once in a while Jack will make a really funny-not-funny joke that has them careening off the couch in fits of laughter when Bitty blurts out “I had sex with that man” 

I’m so happy for my boys

Top 15 things include when dating Finnick Odair.

1. Lots of cuddling.

2. Sweet, quick, kisses.

3. Finnick trying to embarrass you in public.

4. Finnick loving to see you blush.

5. Hand holding whenever you guys are close enough.

6. Comforting Finnick after he has nightmares.

7. Dealing with cameras.

8. A bunch of fangirl hate.

9. Finnick protecting you from everything and everyone.

10. Finnick getting jealous every once in a while and having to remind him that he’s all you want.

11. Food fights.

12. Surprise tickle fights.

13. Every holiday being a BIG deal.

14. Finnick always trying to make you laugh.

15. Both of you being big dorks. 

Originally posted by teendotcom

  • do you know how annoyingly fun these dorks would be
  • and not to forget you’re surrounded by 13 guys who are all dying for ur attention
  • 500 presents
  • first of all, hoshi, seungkwan, and dk ?? singing christmas songs at the top of their lungs bro
  • woozi complaining bc of that
  • s. coups and jeonghan probably struggling to calm them down
  • and then u and minghao are there like >:))))
  • ok but overall this is a big MESS
  • a bunch of screaming and yelling 13 boys
  • this is only in december in GENERAL before christmas comes
  • and when christmas comes ,, goddamn .
  • do u know how HYPED and LOUD they’d be its exhausting
  • i think hoshi and seungkwan would be the ones waking u up
  • woozi, and jeonghan are so annoyed like “idc if its christmas let me SLEEP
  • dino looks like a fuckgin bouncing bunny n is so hyped aw what a cutie
  • jun is making a mistletoe bc ;));););)))))
  • vernon is already near the presents n is rapping 2 mingyu while he beatboxes
  • wonwoo is lowkey judging everyone
  • joshua is So Hyped too like yo gimme food gimme presents pls and thank u
  • and dont doubt for a second that these kids are LOUD
  • “DONT TOCUH THE FOOD”
  • “WE’RE GOING TO EATT HE FOOD AFTER WE OPEN THE PRESENTS SHUT UP”
  • “WOOZI GET UR ASS OVER HERE UR NOT GOGIN TO SLEEP”
  • “JEONGHAN ARE U SLEEPING AGAIN”
  • “WONWOO WAKE UP”
  • “VERNON STOP RAPPING SEUNGKWAN STOP SINGING”
  • u would be so done u would be opening ur presents over in the corner while waiting for them to stop and just be like “??? why am i still here why did i decide to spend christmas with them”
  • ok but ur presents would be So Good
  • every single thing u wanted on ur wishlist ?? check.
  • including some albums from them of course ,,
  • even though they r loud and annoying it would be so sweet and cute bc they thought so much about what you would like and were so nervous
  • before u opened a present they werent rly sure about they would all be like “tHIS WASNT ON UR CHRISTMAS LIST AND WE WANTED TO SPOIL U AND WE’RE SORRY DONT HATE US IF U HATE IT WE CAN GO BACK TO THE STORE OK”
  • and u would be all <333333
  • ADN U WOULD LOVE ALL THE PRESENTS AND THEY WOULD LITERALLY BE SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED BEYOND BELIEF LIKE
  • THEY R SO CUTE ITS JUST CUTE

anonymous asked:

My crush is my boyfriend of 3 days and he's so sweet and kind. He calls me his little tomato cause he always makes me blush. We're always telling the other how lucky we are to have found each other and he's one of the best things to happen to me. We like a bunch of the same stuff and he told his LA teacher about us that's how excited and happy he was. He's my little dork and I really like him.

ADORABLE! I am gonna make a little tomato date a cutie for you guys!! That is the cutest thing i have ever heard!!!💖

How about

1. What if new guy’s actually a setter? What if he’s really really good? What if Kageyama gets the chance to work with him and learn a lot from him and improve his tosses a bunch and??

2. But what if new guy’s Hinata 2.0 instead? What if he’s actually a wing spiker? What if he’s, on top of being smol, also really insanely fast and jumps high? What if Kageyama’s put in a combo with him? What if he can give him the King’s Toss and it totally works out?? WHAT IF!!

Signing on!

Hello you all HIGHLIGHT fans! Here we are, I have a thing for HIGHLIGHT. I was dying to revamp and make something beautiful from this blog again and I DID! I hope you all like it. 

For the new people: my name is Lisa also known as Little Admin and as you all figured out am i the admin of this blog. A blog where it is about HIGHLIGHT (and former member Hyunseung~) 

This blog will post submissions you guys send in  HERE or HERE.  You can send in your submissions for a picture post for each member. For example:

“I have a thing for Doojoon being a huge dork”

Then I will post a bunch of pictures of Doojoon being a huge dork XD. Everyday their will be a segemt, a kind of game you guys can participate on.

This blog has also a special day for Hyunseung, the former member of BEAST who turned into Hightlight. Because many of us still love him and see him as a part of this blog I as admin decided to keep him here but just give him a day for his own. That day is TUESDAY so TOMORROW. send in your love/submissions for him Honeys!!!!! 

Every day i will sign on, post the everday game (would you rather) then the submissions and as last the game that i will be hosting that day. At the evening for me i will sign off and post the results of the games! 

I hope you all will enjoy this blog as much as i will. THANK U FOR YOUR SUPPORT! 

Lets get started!!!

- Little Admin

Banana Bus Squad People especially H2OVanoss shippers BEHOLD!!! (nah I just want to get your attention)

As many of you know, BBS fandom consists of people all over the world, which of course includes the Chinese-speaking community, for example: Taiwan ( I myself is from there ). And it has come upon my notice that there are quite some great fan fictions that a lot of you guys don’t understand because of the language barrier, which is a shame for good materials should be widely shared among us, who all share this enthusiastic and devotion toward those bunch of dorks. So I thought why not I try to translate them into English? So here is a rather short one written by the AMAZING and INCREDIBLE artist @a-kyo-kyo, who I am sure you already knew about (if you don’t, what the fuck go check her out right now!!!! ). 

*please note this, if you find the construction of the sentences or grammar awkward, 99% is because of my shitty translation, 1% is just how Chinese work.

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Regular Show
  • Season 1: lol here’s a bunch of shit we wrote when we were high af
  • Season 2: Some fighting stuffs.
  • Season 3: Awwww, Mordecai is afraid of Margaret. Here lemme just make them- oh no, fuck that, we need to drag this arc even more, so you guys are gonna have to wait longer than that.
  • Season 4: Here's a really awesome goat dork and you know those two lovebirds? Well, here you go so you can all cry like a bunch of fangirls until I TEAR THEM APART WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED.
  • Season 5: Mordecai recovered, and remember that cloud bitch from Season 3? Welp, here she is again. You want them to become a couple? Alright, here you go ^^. We fucked with you guys enough already. Aren't they adorable?
  • Season 6: ACTUALLY NO WE NEED TO FUCK WITH YOU GUYS EVEN MORE SO HERE'S MORDECAI GETTING INTO A BUNCH OF AWKWARD SHIT WITH DA BITCHES, THOMAS GOES BACK TO RUSSIA BECAUSE NERDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN DON'T LIKE HIM, RIGLEEN IS SECRETLY CANON BUT EILEEN DUMPS RIGBY LITERALLY A DAY LATER, AND REMEMBER MORDO AND DAT OTHER CLOUD? WELL THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS IN THE FUCKIN TOILET. WE HATE YOU. FUCK YOU.
  • Season 7 (probably): Mordo is lonely af and needs another bitch in his life. Let's restart this wHOLE FUCKING SHOW FROM THE START.

Thank you for the 100 followers.

Thank you so much for the 100 followers you guys! I was actually on Kit’s LS the other day when my followers turned 100 xD

Thanks a bunch for bloodynez and thenameshiccup for promoting me :D
Look at these two dorks getting married and stuff.. u//w//u

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So I’d seen that “can you host” gifset but I’d never watched the whole segment before.

Guys please do yourself a favor and watch this if you haven’t already, it’s so sweet and good.

keep-calm-and-trust-carter  asked:

Do you think Julian Assange's "October Surprise," whatever it is, will actually affect anything or is it just him posturing? Do you think it even exists?

I’m sure it doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of Wikileaks and Assange is trying to get as much media attention as possible on whatever it is he plans to announce because if there’s one thing we know after ten years it’s that nothing is more important to the Wikileaks agenda than Julian Assange. 

I’m sure there will probably be some e-mails or something that most of us have already read or knew about to a certain extent, and which are nothing compared to the daily mountains of lies put forward by an ignorant and intolerant, unqualified and dangerous Republican Presidential nominee and the awful people who work on his behalf to further his cult of personality (because THAT always ends well).

Oh, and I’m DEFINITELY sure that there will be a bunch of dorks wearing Guy Fawkes masks tomorrow because that’s apparently what you do when you blindly support the work of a guy who has been hiding out in another country’s embassy for four years because he’s a target of the big, bad, all powerful new world order (that can’t even protect its diplomatic cables) and totally not because he’s an alleged rapist who skipped bail.

OOC

I’m gone for one work day and everything has gone to hell. Of course it’s the usual suspects (yes, I’m looking at you Ae-mun and Leroux-mun). And of course it’s not all that different from last night.

I guess what I’m saying is that it’s good to be back home. Now I’m off to take care of my inbox that randomly has actual asks in it and answer some reblogs. 

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the thing I really love about the Miraculous fandom (is there a name? there should be a name) is the fans

I see so many people put so much effort into fanart, fanfics, theories and headcannons, and subbing

no one is mean to each other, and one way or another, we all contribute and share and freak out

and it’s just wonderful

we’re just a bunch of dorks obsessing over pure cinnamon rolls

I couldn’t be happier about it

so I know this is a weird post, but I just wanted to say that the Miraculous fandom is one of the best fandoms I’ve ever been a part of

so thanks guys

you’re awesome

peace out

Don’t you dare let anyone ever, EVER make you feel bad for shipping something, whether that ship has an age gap, a size gap, any race/creed/social status and even species differences, they have conflicting sexual orientations, and yes, even if your ship is related in any extent. Because we’re all just a bunch of dorks in front of our computers who want our fictional OTPs to kiss and hold hands maybe.