you gotta love this movie

Okay, mr. snazzy koala and sinatra mouse were pretty fun.

Kidnapped! Prompts

Anonymous said:Got any prompts about the hero being kidnapped?

Anonymous said:Your hero and villain prompts are the best thing. Could I possibly get some prompts about a captured hero who is totally crushing on the villain, who totally knows it?

Anonymous said:Could I please have some prompts for a man who is terribly in love with someone he kidnapped? 

Anonymous said:Good afternoon! Could I get a couple of prompts about the hero and villain having to work together in order to escape a much worse villain who has captured them? 

Anonymous said:Hero capturing the villain and vice Versa prompts? 


1) “Open your eyes.” The villain dragged the hero over to the window, with a vice like grip on their arm. “Open them. Let me show you how beautiful the world looks burning.”


2) “Gotta love the movies,” the villain said. “It makes so many stupid people think that dangerous means chemistry.” They shook their head, laughed. “It makes it all so easy. All you ever have to do is let people believe that they might just be your exception.” 


3) “I’m sorry, I love you.”
“You don’t kidnap people when you love them.” 
“I couldn’t let you die with the rest of them.” 


4) l“For a moment there, I thought you were going to let them have me,” the hero said weakly. “Convenient diversion for your escape, and all that.” They met the villain’s stare - close in their hiding place, bodies pressed together. The tramp of footsteps down the corridor faded away. 
“For a moment there,” the villain murmured. “So did I.”


5) “But you,” the hero laughed. “You are nothing. There are a hundred people who do it just like you and thinks hurting someone makes them god. Give it a couple of years, and despite all your efforts, nobody is even going to remember your name.” 
The villain spat in their face. 
The hero smiled grimly, and straightened, stepping back from the cell. “Enjoy rotting for what you’ve done. Your immortality’s not going to feel so good then.”


6) “You don’t understand - I’m on your side!”
“Nobody’s ever on our side.”


7) “You’ve kidnapped me to an empty restaurant?” the hero raised their brows.
The villain waved their hand and a glassy-eyed server came over to set down drinks and a plate of hors d’oeuvres.
“As if I would be so stupid as to take you to my base so you can have a look around. Isn’t that what you wanted? Besides.” A gleam entered the villain’s eyes as they speared one of the appetizers with their fork and held it across the table. “It’s almost like a date, don’t you think?”
The hero faltered. The villain looked rather too knowing when they said that. 


8) “You’re kidding me,” the villain said flatly. “We don’t have time to rescue all your little friends! Security are going to notice us missing any minute.”
“I’m not leaving without them - and you know you’re not getting anywhere without me. So you want to stand here bickering about it or try and think where your not so bosom-buddy is holding them?”


9) “Oh would you look at that,” the villain drawled. “You got me. Your plan worked. You’re probably more terrified then I am - you don’t have the slightest clue what to do with me now, do you?” 
“I’m sure I’ll figure something out.”


10) “You know, this is kind of an inconvenient time for me. Any chance we can schedule this in for tomorrow instead?”

Varsity Jackets and Peaches - Part 2

hope u guys like!!!!

words: 9k

warning: homophobic slurs, swearing, and heavy sexual content

Summary: Dan Howell hates him. He hates that black haired boy that wears a varsity jacket and smells like peaches and oh goes by the name Phil Lester. He takes joy out of ruining Dan’s life and he hates him. Well he hates him until a round of spin the bottle commences and everything changes between the two. 

read part one here

  “I’m actually going to punch you in the face, Lester.”

“Bring it, Howell.”

Dan lifted his arm and he grunted when feeling Phils fingers wrap around his wrist. He glared and struggled  

“I hate you.”

“I hate you more.”

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could write a small piece about Harry and his gf having a small argument in which harry raises his voice and his gf immediately shuts down because her father used to get really mad and was kind of verbally abusive and she doesn't like it when people raise their voices and get angry around her bc it reminds her of her of the anger episodes. and harry comforts and apologizes. If it needs to be mentioned, can the gf please have long dark brown hair and brown eyes? tysm! ♥

hi! I sent the earlier request about harry and his gf having a minor fight and hif gf shutting down. I was wondering if you could please not have any swearing in it, bc that aggravates his gf bc it goes hand in hand with the shouting and stuff. thank you so much!

Dear sweet anon, I have no idea if this is what you were looking for.  Your request touched me in a different way than others I’ve received, and I did my best to write how I thought this scene might play out with Harry. I truly hope this meets your needs.  I did my best.  If you can, please drop me a note on anon to let me know how I did.  

Don’t Yell

“BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO!!’ Harry had bellowed at you.

As soon as he said it, in that tone, at that volume, you had stopped caring. Stopped thinking.  Stopped breathing for a few minutes.  You’d been transported back to your past.  To the days when your father had yelled at you for the silliest things.  To the days where you had gotten yelled at for not putting an extra pickle on your father’s plate.  Or for changing the channel during a commercial your father had said he hated yesterday but somehow wanted to watch today.  Or there had been the time your father had yelled at you for dropping crumbs on the kitchen floor as you were eating a poptart, even though you were the one who regularly cleaned the kitchen floor.  

You and Harry had been together for about three months now.  And it had been a blissful three months.  Full of sunshine and butterflies.  Full of hope and passion.  Full of kindness and respectful give and take in your discussions.

But the moment Harry raised his voice – the moment he had taken on that tone – you withdrew into yourself.  You curled mentally and emotionally into a ball like a porcupine who needed protection from the giant predator.  The two of you had been cleaning up after dinner and discussing Lou’s New Year’s Eve party. As soon as Harry raised his voice, you stopped talking.  Your brain was reeling, but you tried to act normally.  You continued drying the dishes silently, putting them away in their appropriate places.  

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Couple Prompts

(( @iaxewboy please can we use some of these lmao ))
((SOME NSFW PROMPTS BUT MAINLY SFW))

•Going to a concert together and Person A getting the lead singer to play a proposal song for Person B. Bonus if the singer is Person C of your OT3.

•Staying up late and just watching horror movies to block out the sounds of *insert problem here*

•Angry sex after Person A catches Person B talking to Person C. Bonus if Person C is their ex.

• “Babe, I love you but you gotta stop eating all the popcorn before the movie starts.”

•"nO I DON’T WANNA BRUSH MY HAIR-“
“WE HAVE A RESERVATION AT A FUCKING FANCY RESTAURANT AND YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT.”

•Person A getting into a comatose state and Person B sitting by their side until they wake up, which takes a long time. Bonus if Person C is the nurse/doctor.

•"I swear to drunk I’m not god. Hey you’re looking fine~“

•"I can’t come tomorrow. You wanna know why? Because I love you, and it’s killing me to see you in love with them.”

•Time traveller AU “I often wonder what would happen if you never met me.”

•Harry Potter AU: Slytherin/Gryffindor romance. Bonus if they hated each other before hand.

•Teacher/Student: Person A gets a detention from hot teacher Person B and gets an awkward erection/gets wet. Smut ensues when Sensei notices.

•”senpaiiiii~!
“stop calling me that omg you’re not a hentai schoolgirl”
“you love it.”

•"Hey, babe, where’s my *insert band here" shirt?“
”…“
”…give me my fucking shirt omg.“

•1960s AU: Person A is a greaser and Person B is the good girl/boy who gets corrupted by Person A.

not so simple reasons to stay alive:
- small acts of kindness that you see. (people holding the door for someone even if it was inconvenient for them, compliments, etc)
- new music !! gotta love your tunes and books !! movies !! you know you love them
- meeting new people !! cute ones, intriguing ones !! so many lovely people out there waiting to meet someone like you
- hanging out w the people you love and getting that feeling of “wow maybe things are gonna be alright.” or just simply laughing again. you gotta live for that.
- dates !! movies w your best friends !! late night calls / texts w people who make you happy. you know that happy, elated, feeling your heart gets? you never get used to that.
- sunsets, sunrises, driving w the music loud at night, windows down and your hair going everywhere. you’re a mess, but you’re happy.
- your favorite colors! and when you see them how you get that happy little feeling
- opening up to someone. sure maybe it’s scary, but it’s a damn good feeling when you can trust someone w your darkest parts and know they love you regardless
- the “i love yous.” they make you feel good, loved, cared for. but know that it’s meant in other things too. “buckle up.” “be careful.” “text me when you’re home.” “how are you?” “can we talk?” “do you want me to call you?” “this reminded me of you.” “listen to this.”
- people are depending on you, yanno? i know you think you’re a burden. i know maybe you think people would be better off without you, but you are the reason some people get out of bed. so if the little things aren’t enough to keep you going, think about the big things, the ones that love you. you gotta keep going for them. if you need a sign, this is it, keep going. you’re doing so great.