you got slimmed

I know it’s been said before but I really wish people would stop saying that Harry should have done bigger venues or added more dates because he “doesn’t make small venue music’ (wtf?) or because demand is so high like idk if you guys have maybe considered the fact that he might want to do smaller venues?? Maybe he feels like they’ll be less intimidating on his first solo tour or maybe that he misses that intimacy with the fans that he never really got with 1d. Maybe he’s even just trying to ease his way back into touring after almost 5 straight years of year-long tours with little breaks. He deserves to do this tour the way he wants to without us selfishly asking him to do something he’s not yet comfortable with. I get that it sucks to not be able to go right now but he’s not going anywhere and I think people need to remember that. 

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I Got You - Blac Youngsta ft. Slim Jxmmi

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Part Two

Any other day you would be pissed off with how hellish things were, but today you were grateful.

Hellish, means hectic, and hectic means busy. And busy meant that you didn’t have time to worry about last night.

You had woke up at eight and made sure the bus was on it’s way. Then sat out trying to find all the guys, half of them weren’t in their assigned rooms, the ones that were were so hungover it took you an hour to get them up and moving.

You sent Slim to get Kells up.

Once they were all getting packed, you had to find the missing half of the group. Checking with the front desk, blowing up their cell phones.

They had all went to the rooms of their one-night-stands, wasn’t too hard to find them.

The bus came and you loaded everyone on and off you went.

Kells, now sober had made a few attempts to talk to you, but you just kept replying that you were busy. 

Because you were.

You had to call and let so and so know that yes Kells was on his way to the interview and he would be on time, had to make sure the venue you guys were going to be at later tonight was ready for their equipment and going through the usual checklist.

You were sure that everyone on the bus could see that you were avoiding talking to Kells and that it was making the bus vibe kind of awkward, but you put on your headphones and continued avoid Kells.

So you didn’t hear the conversation about you a few feet away.

‘Damn, what the fuck did you do?’ Dub asked.

‘Something super fucking stupid.’ Kells groaned into his hands that covered his face.

‘Did you smash her last night?’ Slim asked as he rolled a blunt.

‘Nah I just…I almost did, she wasn’t interested.’ Kells said, not wanting to tell them about what really happened last night.

‘I just need to talk it out with her and she won’t even look at me right now, I fucked up.’ he sighed.

‘If all you need is a moment then we got you.’ Slim said.

‘What?’ Kells asked in confusion.

‘After the interview, we will make sure you two are the only ones on the bus.’ Dub promised.

‘Good lookin out man.’ he said as they bumped fists.

‘Speaking of good looks, check out this bad bitch.’ Slim said as he held up his blunt.

‘Beautiful.’ Kells laughed.

He was feeling better knowing he would get his chance to talk to you about last night

Everybody is freaking out about seeing an old woman’s body and I’m sitting there like ??? I don’t understand? Are people seriously that shocked and disgusted or is this some kind of herd overreacting? This is just a body, I don’t get why you call this ugly. 

Hey Jealousy

Even though you only have eyes for Dean, he begins to get jealous of how close you and Sam are. Request **transfer from my old SPN site***

Dean x Reader

“I really don’t see why this hunt is going to take so long. It’s a salt and burn, right?” Dean asks you as you sit at the table behind your laptop.

“Yeah, it is, but the problem is the bones are buries somewhere on the grounds of the Inn… and we don’t know exactly where. So we have to look around and find them.” You sighed. You greatly disliked guessing games.

“Do we even know who this ghost was? He’s terrorizing the entire Inn, not just a room. Do we know why?”

“Yeah, Sam did some research and came up with three guys who’ve gone missing in this same Inn in the last fifty years.” You started to explain, when the bathroom door of the motel opened and Sam came out, wearing nothing but a towel. You glanced over at him, then back to the laptop. Dean frowned.

“Will you put some clothes on Sam? Jesus. We have company.” Dean sighed loudly.

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my salsa club dance (length 2:27). it proves that slim-fit pants ridiculously make you look 10 times more agile. i dont do fashion but you got to do slim-fit no doubt!

  • Season 1 Mickey: you got any //slim jims// in this //shithole//? B)
  • Season 1 Mickey: *yeah you know what I'm talkin' 'bout bb*
  • Season 2 Mickey: it's hot as ~balls~ tonight B)
  • Season 2 Mickey: *i'm subtle as fuck*
  • Season 3 Mickey: so what ARE you goin' down for? B)
  • Season 3 Mickey: *still got it*