you golden retriever

“Oooh Ellie’s not social and she’s too hyper OOH she’s a bad dog she can’t even play with other dogs you should just trade her in for a good dog haha you should put her to sleep.”

I’m sorry she’s not a fucking golden retriever you assholes fuck off you ugly fucking cunts

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todays twitter dump is seungchuchu themed because they are the best boys!! dedicated to @llyn-on-ice because she showed me part of something she was writing and it inspired most of this and also she inspires me every day of my life 

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Pacific Rim: Well written and developed female character fights aliens with her golden retriever

Winter Soldier: Well written and developed female character fights the government with her golden retriever and bird

Mad Max: Several well written and developed female characters fights everything with their confused golden retriever 

The Force Awakens: Well written and developed female character fights the new galactic empire with her chocolate lab and his space flying guatemalan dogo boyfriend.

Second up is Magnus. While I had a clear picture in my head of all three boys, Magnus gave me a lot of trouble and even with a bunch of redraws, I still couldn’t get him to look quite like I wanted. He at least has the general look I want, of a good scruffy boy who maybe grooms himself with one of his weapons.