LET’S TAKE SOME TIME TO APPRECIATE JULIE ANDREWS MY SHEEPLE.
THIS IS JULIE ANDREWS. YOU MAY RECOGNIZE HER FROM BEING THE MOST AMAZING ACTRESS/SINGER/DAME/PERSON TO EVER WALK ON EARTH.
THIS IS HER IN MY FAIR LADY WHEN SHE WAS LIKE TWENTY. WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU WERE 20? NOT BEING AS AWESOME AS DAME JULIE ANDREWS THAT’S FOR SURE. SHE GOT SOME TONY NOMINATIONS FOR THIS TOO.
NEXT THIS AWESOME LADY DID A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT’VE HEARD OF. IT’S CALLED MARY POPPINS. SHE WON AN OSCAR FOR THIS ONE AND IT WAS HER FIRST FILM. WHAT?!?! YOU KEEP ON ROCKIN’ J. ANDREWS!
OKAY SO NOW SHE IS IN A FILM CALLED THE SOUND OF MUSIC AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE BECAUSE HOLY FUCK. HER VOICE IN THIS IS LIKE IF ANGELS AND HARPS AND LIQUID GOLD GOT TOGETHER AND HAD A CHILD WITH A FLAWLESS VOICE. SOMEHOW FAVORITE THINGS HAS TURNED INTO A CHRISTMAS SONG AND IM NOT EVEN SURE WHY BUT IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE HER VOICE IS SO DAMN PERFET AND PEOPLE JUST WANT AN EXCUSE TO LISTEN TO IT.
SO THEN JULIE ANDREWS IS IN A FEW MORE MOVIES BUT THEY WERE NOTHING LIKE SOUND OF MUSIC MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY DID NOT DO WELL AT ALL. LUCKILY MY GIRL JULIE STILL GETS NOMINATED FOR SOME GOLDEN GLOBES BECAUSE EVEN WHEN SHE’S IN SOME NOT SO GREAT FILMS SHE IS STILL FUCKING AMAZING.
AAANNNNDDD HOPPING ON BACK TO MS. ANDREW’S BROADWAY CAREER. THIS IS HER IN VICTOR/VICTORIA. PER USUAL, SHE WAS NOMINATED FOR A TONY FOR HER AMAZEBALLSNESS, BUT SHE DECLINED IT BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE FROM THE SHOW WAS NOMINATED. WAY TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN GIRL. YOU GO GLEN COCO.
THIS IS ALSO WHEN SHE HAD THE VOICE SURGERY THING THAT KIND OF SUCKED BECAUSE HER GOLDEN SOPRANO GODDESS VOICE DIDN’T REALLY WORK ANYMORE BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE JULIFER ANDREWS CAN DO WAAYYYYYYY MORE THAN JUST SING.
IN 2000 MADAME JULIE WAS MADE A DAME COMMANDER OF THE ORDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND I AM NOT BRITISH SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS VERY FANCY AND OFFICIAL. DOES IT MEAN THAT WE CAN FINALLY START A RELIGION DEVOTED TO HER? GOD I HOPE SO.
FINALLY HER ROYAL HIGHNESS JULIE GETS THE ROLE SHE WAS BORN TO PLAY. QUEEN OF GENOVIA. SHE SANG IN THIS FILM TOO AND HOLY BEJEEZ I CRIED. WAY TO GO JULIE. ANYWAYS I THINK THE MORAL FROM THIS MOVIE WAS THAT IF JULIE WANTED TO START HER OWN COUNTRY OF GENOVIA AND CALL HERSELF QUEEN I WOULD WILLINGLY BECOME ONE OF HER SERVANTS THAT CURTSIES WAY TOO OFTEN.
NOT ONLY IS JULIE A TRIPLE THREAT IN THE THEATER SHE IS ALSO A BESTSELLING AUTHOR. IS SHE EVEN REAL? CAN SOMEONE VERIFY THAT SHE IS A REAL HUMAN PERSON AND NOT SOME SUPERNATURAL HALF ALIEN HALF LIZARD THING THAT IS REALLY AMAZING AT A HUGE AMOUNT OF THINGS?
THIS IS HER HIGHNESS ACCEPTING A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. THIS ISN’T EVEN HER ONLY ONE OF THESE THINGS. GOD SHE HAS SO MANY AWARDS SHE PROBABLY USES THEM AS RULERS AND WHISKS AND MAGIC WANDS.
AND FINALLY THIS IS JULIE ANDREWS IN 2015. LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE EXCEPT JULIE ANDREWS SMILING AT HER ADORING FANS AND I CAN FEEL THE TALENT RADIATING OFF OF HER. SHE IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND FANTASTIC AND MANY OTHER ADJECTIVES. IN CONCLUSION, PLEASE GOOGLE HER BECAUSE I HAVEN’T EVEN LISTED A QUARTER OF THE AMAZING THINGS SHE’S DONE. AND ALSO GOD SAVE QUEEN JULIE.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." - Janis Ian
"That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch!" - Janis Ian
"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular." - Gretchen Wieners
"It's 40%. Well, 48 over 120 equals x over a 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of x." - Cady Heron
"If you're from Africa, Why are you white?" - Karen Smith
"Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye." - Damian
"(Sarcastically) Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?" - Ms. Norbury
"You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?" - Karen Smith
"Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just... don't do it. Promise?
Alright, everybody grab some rubbers." - Coach Carr
"I don't know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!" - Janis Ian
"(Driving away) I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!!" - Damian
"YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" - Gretchen Weiners
All of you should find a wise older person, anyone from a parent to a youth pastor or a close friend, and let them mentor and advise you in your Jesus journey. I’m very blessed to have a grandparent like my Mammie who cannot go 5 minutes without talking about Jesus. She is awesome, albeit a little crazy but hey the best of them are. Every year of University she has given me a book out of the bible to read. First it was Proverbs, then it was Philippians and now it’s Colossians. I’m not going to give you a verse by verse recap of Colossians but this one really hit me.
Whatever you do whatever your task may be, work from the soul. That is, put in your very best effort, as something done for the Lord and not for men. Colossians 3v23.
Probably one of the most well known verses from the book, but wowza did it wake me up. See i struggle with anxiety and sometimes it tries to break down my potential. But this verse gave me some hope for this year.
I’m one of those girls who has super high expectations for herself and that is often where my anxiety will strike me. But i don’t want it to. I am capable, i am following God’s plan for me and i am brave. This year of University will be different.
This verse is all about our mind sets which is great because as Christians we are given a mindset of righteousness over our old mindset of sinners. All we need to do is step through the doorway and allow the righteousness that God has placed inside of us to guide our behaviour, actions and lifestyles.
So when we go about our day to day tasks whether that be University life, work life, school life, an awesome time or a season of pain.. whatever our task let it come from that place where Jesus lives inside of us. Let us try our best to reach our God given potential, show the world some Jesus through our actions and give the devil a good stomp as we rise above his schemes. We are all called, set apart and the Lord delights over each of us with singing!
Nothing is too big for our God and as His children that covers us too. There is nothing that we are going through that God can’t handle. He is supreme, He has a plan and when we live our lives for God and go about our day to day tasks as if they were for God then we are reflecting the righteousness He placed in us and giving Him the praise He deserves!
He’s got this, He is giving us His covering and blessing, all we need to do is trust in His strength and plan and go for it!
Hello! I want to ask you one about Seven working as an agent AND being bi. Imagine MC walking with RFA or V or Saeran somewhere around town, when suddenly they see - omg, Seven?? Maybe different outfit and hair, but definitely him? And he's sitting in a cafe across some man, looking at him sweetly, their fingers entwined; is he on a mission? Is it a date? What would their reaction be?? Thank you!
A/N: thiS IS SUCH A
GOOD REQUEST BUT IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO DECIDE WHICH WAY TO GO WITH IT SO I HOPE
ITS OKAY ~Admin 404
(Also it’s long sorry ;A;)
It was about time
everyone decided to take the day off, and spent it together! It took a lot of
planning, time, and convincing on your part to get everyone out and about the
When you suggested
some time together, just simply walking around town, seeing sights, window
shopping, there were…a few mixed reactions.
Yoosung was so
excited!!! Absolutely loved the idea of walking around with you! Maybe the two
of you could walk next to each other, maybe walk closely… Accidently bump
hands together… It could lead to hand holding!!! What if a few of his friends
see the two of you walking together?? Will they think the two of you were
dating??!! He’s so iN ON THIS IDEA!
Zen thought it’d be
great to see everyone! Except, maybe Jumin. But you!! He’s happy to see you!
Super excited to take you to some of his favourite stores, maybe buy you a
flower or two, and take you to his friends kebab place! He was too busy
planning things he wanted to do with you that he might have…forgotten… it
wasn’t just to two of you.
Jaehee was just as
excited as Yoosung! She barely gets time off so she was happy for that, but she
was also happy about spending time with you. The two of you go window shopping
as often as possible, it’s one of her favourite things! Every now and then,
however, she’ll splurge on ANY Zen merchandise she comes across. She has no
shame. She doesn’t care if Zen’s attending as well, she’ll buy it in front of
him- she’s a fan expressing her appreciation for his work!!
Jumin was more
intrigued than anything. Commoner shops? He’s ready. Not so excited for
commoner food, though. He’s hoping that he can prove to you he’s not some…
stuck up corporate heir, he can be laid back, for your sake! Just wants you to
think highly of him! Tells himself that he’ll pay particular attention to you
throughout the day, if there’s anything you really like, he’ll buy it for you.
What is window shopping? Why do we need to buy windows?
V was just happy to
see everyone else happy!! He’s brought his camera, and he’s so excited to take
pictures of everyone!! Also secretly hoping to himself that he can get a lot of
adorable candid’s of you. The smile you get on your face when you’re surrounded
by the people you love is so bright and innocent and he loves it!!! Not to
mention, he can get great shots of everyone enjoying themselves and make a
photo album to gift to you!!
It took a lot of
convincing to get Saeran out of the house and around town with the group of
you. He only agreed to go because you gave him the puppy eyes he can’t resist.
He only agreed to go if he could stay by you the whole time so you were within
arm’s reach if he needed you. He wasn’t too excited to be surrounded by
everyone else, but as long as he was with you, he guesses it won’t be too bad?
The group of you meet
up at a coffee shop and figure out which way you all were going to go first!
You look around at everyone and notice a certain red head is missing. You turn
to Saeran with a look of confusion that he immediately returned.
“What?” He asked, as he watched you take another look at everyone.
Saeyoung?? Is he late?” you questioned, turning back to him. He rolled his
eyes and crossed his arms in a huff.
“He kept talking
about work or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t paying too much attention to
him. So he’s not coming.”
the sadness in your voice was contagious. Everyone started to feel a twinge of gloom
just seeing you look down at the ground.
You flipped a switch, however, and threw your head back up, wearing a huge
smile, turning around with a little pep in your step. “That’s okay! He’ll
just have to have fun with us next time! Let’s go, guys!” You lead the
pack down the street, stopping every now and then in front of a store is
something catches your eye. The whole day was full of smiles and laughter,
mixed with bickering between Zen and Jumin. Everything was going so well!
Everyone was happy, and having so much fun!
All of a sudden, you
stop in your tracks. Yoosung, who was walking behind you, ran into you and
started to apologize profusely. Your hand shot up, telling him to quiet down.
You pointed towards a couple sitting at an outdoor cafe.
The two of them had
their elbows on the table, leaning in towards each other. The woman wore a
long, red sundress and her long black hair danced behind her as a breeze blew
by. She reached out towards the man, caressing his face softly before
interlacing her fingers with his own.
“Um, MC? Why are
you pointing at them? What is it?” Yoosung asked, looking between you and
the couple in question.
“It’s impolite to
point, MC, please stop,” Jumin requested, coming up behind you and gently
pushing on your forearm to drop it. Saeran squinted towards the couple before
groaning and covering his face. You kept staring with a bewildered look on your
face, and Jaehee stepped up beside you to see what you were talking about.
After careful examination, she let out a soft “oh” before turning a
light shade of pink.
kinda cute. Are you just going to point out cute girls the rest of the day,
MC?” Zen asked with a slight laugh, checking the woman out from afar. Jumin
crossed his arms and slightly shook his head, an irritated look sweeping across
“Do you really
need to stare at any woman who crosses your path?” He quizzed, as Zen
immediately jumped into an argument with him. V wasn’t too sure what was going
on, so he put a hand on your shoulder and gently asked what was wrong. After a
short period of silence, all eyes were on you, waiting for an answer.
Your hand shot up,
pointing at the woman again. “Saeyoung,” was all you said, as all
eyes shot towards her.
Saeran shot a glare
his way, because he recognized him immediately after you pointed the first
time. He had no words because he was absolutely used to seeing his brother
dressed up. But why, of all times, does he need to run into his idiot brother
when he’s trying to enjoy a nice day out with you. He thought he said something
about work? That wasn’t working.
turned bright red when you pointed out it was Saeyoung. He knew his friend
liked to dress up but he didn’t know he’d see him out with a man. How did he
not recognize him at first? He makes a pretty woman… Was it a date? Does he
like this man? Why can’t he just be himself!! Love is about being yourself!!!
Has to fight with his inner conscious to stop himself from running over there
and telling him that!
Jaehee stayed quiet,
still a little light pink. Saeyoung was an adult, and was free to do whatever
he wished. It didn’t bother her any at all. She was surprised at you for
recognizing him right off the bat, however. You must really recognize faces
well to have caught that with just a glance.
Saeyoung? MC, that’s a young woman, not Saeyoung,” Zen started off, until
you looked back at him, eyes wide. “It’s…. a young woman… isn’t it?
MC, isn’t it?” He started turning pink, suddenly realizing that it was,
indeed, Saeyoung. His embarrassment grew, as did his blush the moment it clicked
in his mind, and you burst into a loud giggle. Now he was bright red because of
the sweet sound of your laughter, or that’s what he tried to play it off as.
this considered work for him?” Jumin pondered out loud. How could a date
be a job? Would MC like a job like that- going on dates with him? No no, that’s
ridiculous. He did applause Saeyoung’s talent though, at first he was convinced
that he was a real woman. His resemblance to a young woman was uncanny, it was
no surprised that no one recognized him at first- well, everyone except you.
You must be very analytical to realize so quickly, he liked it.
Click. The sound of
V’s camera shutter interrupted your laughter. All eyes shot to him as he lowered
the camera. “What,” he asked, cocking his head to the side, “It
was a nice view, I couldn’t pass it up”. His camera gave you an idea! You
pull out your phone and take a picture of yourself, making sure you can see him
in the background, and point up at him while you sent the camera a wink.
watch this, guys!” You bounced a little in place, as you sent the picture
to him, the accompanying text telling him to have a nice time. The group of you
watch as the man excuses himself, and Saeyoung checks his phone while he waits.
His head shot up and looked around
quickly, looking for any sign of you. You threw your hand up into the
air and waved it around slightly, catching his attention. He turned bright red
as you sent him a bright smile, while his brother face palmed, Yoosung slightly
waved, Jaehee and Jumin both nodded in his direction, Zen almost as red as
Saeyoung himself and pouting, and V’s camera clicked another time. You watched as he fumbled to
use his phone, and get a call from him and put it on speaker.
“WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING HERE??” He shouted into the phone, why did he bother calling if
you could hear him yelling clearly from across the street? “THIS ISN’T
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, LISTEN TO ME, MC,” he said in a slight panicked tone.
You giggled and waved a little back at him.
“Uh huh, sure it
isn’t. Have fun Saeyoung! Remember to tell us all about it later today!!”
You spoke into the phone before hanging up. All of you could hear him yelling
at you not to hang up on him, and you shouted a goodbye back at him before
turning around and making your way back up the street. On the way back,
everyone had a discussion on whether it was an actual date, or if it truly was
just some undercover work. You spent the rest of the trip smiling at your phone
from time to time as Saeyoung texted you, in all caps, trying to explain what
you witnessed. The more you didn’t answer, was the more he texted you, until
you heard a groan from Saeran, that’s when you knew that you wouldn’t have to suffer the texts alone.
We know about the ten years of uncelebrated birthdays, of hangers and passed down socks, of dirt floor birthday cakes. But don’t forget there was another boy-who-lived: who spent ten years of being compared to parents who would never know him. Another boy-who-lived, spending birthdays in st. mungos closed wards and getting Drooble’s Best Blowing Gum wrappers from a mum who doesn’t even know its her boy, let alone her boy’s birthday. Another boy-who-lived, who at each birthday had family gather and take bets to see whether or not this was going to be the year he’d prove to be a wizard or a squib. Of the boy, who’s happiest birthday was the one that came with a letter telling him he was a wizard, and it was going to get better.
im in a really crappy mental place and like my entire life is drowned in discourse right now (specifically today) and its making me an anxious mess. so today i slept, avoided the discord app as much as possible, only spent like 20 minutes total on tumblr, and worked on this. its bad but i need proof that today was worth it so *jazz hands*
pluto is better than u = alya, space bro = nino, trappist = adrien, galaxy print = mari