you go elvis

Of all the things to catch my eye in a movie, it had to be Elvis’ lunchbox.

Cognitive Functions On A Date: Ne and Ti
  • Ne: *dances with Ti, singing* Every night in my dreams
  • Ti: *dances finishing Ne´s line in their head* I see you
  • Ne: *hip thrusts* I feeeeel you!!
  • Ti: *thinks* That is how I know you... go onnnn?
  • Ne: *Elvis stance* Far across the distaaaancee!!
  • Ti: *mumbles* And spaces... between us!
  • Together: You have come to show you... go on~~
  • ......AWKWARD PAUSE......
  • Ne: *loud* NEAR!!!
  • Ti: *silently* Far~
  • Together, yelling: WHEREVER YOU AAAARE
  • Te: *interrupting* Shut up

Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.

Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin’ I love you,
and I always will.

Love me tender,
love me long,
take me to your heart.
For it’s there that I belong,
and we’ll never part.

Love me tender,
love me dear,
tell me you are mine.
I’ll be yours through all the years,
till the end of time.

(When at last my dreams come true
Darling this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go).

—  Love Me Tender Elvis Presley