you giant nerd i love you

Dating Barry Allen Would Include...

Originally posted by khylinrhambo

  • cuddles all the time
  • being friends with Cisco and Caitlin
  • you knowing his the Flash
  • him being very protective over you

  • you calling him Barr
  • Cisco putting you two a ship name

  • awkwards moments
  • you always being worried about him

  • spooning
  • having to stand on your tip toes to kiss him

  • wearing his clothes
  • passionate make out sessions

  • him giving you the best hugs
  • him getting jealous when some guy is hitting on you

  • then he gets super clingy over you
  • you rolled your eyes and just smile to yourself because you find his jealousy adorable and cute

  • him always showing you how much he loves you
  • you comfronting him when he’s sad or depressed

  • sweet kisses
  • him getting embarrased when his friends catch you up kissing or having a couple momento

  • you finding his awkwardness adorable
  • him always make you smile

  • coffe dates on jitters
  • forehead kisses

  • movie marathons
  • romantic dinners

  • him being a giant dork and you loving it
  • him getting nerdy and rambing science facts

  • “I am getting nerdy again am I?”
  • “yeah, but it’s okay, your the cutest nerd I know”

  • asking him to sing to you
  • and he refusing, then you pout and he can’t resist and ends up singing to you

  • visiting him on STAR Labs
  • him going to other earths and your dopplegangers are together in all of them and him knowing that you and him are meant to be

  • “I can’t imagine my life with any other person, I love you (y/n), It’s always have been you since the day I laid my eyes on you”
  • “I love you too Barr, and I want spend the rest of my life with you”

[Masterlist]

okay so all my Fallout nerds, you know how Deacon is the biggest geek in the universe about “Old World” stuff?

“I love those Old World widgets.”

“What must it have been like to live back then?”

“Insert something Shakespearean about your inevitable doom here!”

But so he has this taunt when you get into combat where he yells,

“I only wanted to spend the day reading Proust. And you had to ruin it!”

and like he pronounces Proust correctly and everything. this guy is a giant nerd. but the thing is it’s the fucking apocalypse. barely any of that shit survived, and even if you can track it down, most people don’t care about Proust, they care about not getting vaporized by crazy robots or eaten by Super Mutants or whatever.

but the SoSu, if you play a lady SoSu, was a lawyer, has higher education, recently got her degree from law school.  guys she TOTALLY knows who Proust is.  he was probably assigned reading in her college classes.

so please just imagine this self-avowed cynical untrusting snarky douchebag spy going along like always, hanging out with this new agent, occasionally cracking one-liners like he always does, and then dropping the Proust line.

and she starts laughing.

like, hysterically. because it’s the first time in this whole fucking blasted wasteland that anyone has said something that actually made any fucking sense to her, and here’s this dude gunning down fucking green mutant maniacs while babbling nonsense about Proust of all fucking things

and i like to imagine Deacon just having to stop for a second a stare, slack-jawed, at her, because

holy shit

she got the joke

nobody’s ever gotten the joke before

holy shit

and i have to imagine that that’s really the moment that he actually starts believing her when she says she was alive before the bombs fell.  cause anybody can spin some bullshit story about cryostasis, but nobody laughs at a Proust joke.

I don’t know how I feel about this considering Rose doens’t really see Greg as her equal.

I mean, Greg is a dumb whatever years old, he has the hots for this giant woman and loves being around her, but then he realizes that their relationships is not on the same level he thought it was.

“Rose I don’t have friends or a house or a social life. I’m gonna sleep here until you get back.”

GREG YOU ADORABLE FUCKING NERD.

I want entire episodes of young Amethyst just eating stuff.

I LOVE ALISTAIR THEIRIN SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GIANT NOODLE IS THE SUNSHINE IN MY DARK FUCKING LIFE OKAY LIKE THIS BOY. THIS FUCKING BOY. HE IS A GIANT MAN WITH NO CONCEPT OF HIS STRENGTH OR SIZE JFC HE’S MORE PREOCCUPIED WITH CHEESE AND BEING A GOOD NOODLE FOR FUCK SAKE THIS INNOCENT LIL VIRGIN BLUSHES AND BABBLES CONSTANTLY LIKE A HUGE GODDAMN NERD EVEN THOUGH HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN. AND LIKE HE’S SO HANDSOME?!?!?!?! SO FUCKING HANDSOME?!?!?!?! YOU’RE MADE OF POLYGONS. ATTRACTIVE POLYGONS. I HATE IT. I JUST WANNA KISS HIS STUPID RUGGED FACE OH MY GODDDDD. YOU’RE A GODDAMN KING/PRINCE AND ONE OF THE WORLD’S MOST ELITE WARRIORS AND YOU SMILE AND ACT LIKE A SWEET LIL DISNEY PRINCESS UNTIL ITS TIME FOR BUSINESS THEN ITS HUNKA HUNKA BURNING LOVE HOLY SHIT STOP BEING SEXY YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD AND I WANNA FUCK U OMG THIS IS NOT WHAT MY MOTHER WANTED FOR ME YOU POLYGON KING ASSHOLE I LOVE YOU. IT’S FUXKING 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HOW MUCH I CHERISH AND ADORE THIS GIANT FUCKING DORK OKAY?!?!?!?

ok but look at the different reactions i love them so much

tango: literally ????? all the time. what’s this??? a jockstrap?? is the legend true? what’s a horcrux??? 

chowder: !!!!!! omg a legend how cool! holster oh my god do you think it’s real i wonder if it’s real!!!!

holster: BEHOLD. I’M YOUR LEADER YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY ANTICS NOW. I’M ALSO A GIANT NERD AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

dex: ……..ok you guys are nerds stop

  • Draco: Ah, Granger, finally escaped the library, have you? Or do you plan on spending 99% of your day in there?
  • Hermione: Kiss the Giant Squid, Malfoy
  • Draco: Nerd
  • Hermione: Git
  • Gryffindors: *sprinkle rose petals on them*
  • Draco: What the f-
  • Slytherin Chorus: CAAAAN YOU FEEEL THE LOOOVE TONIIIIGHT
  • Draco: ...
  • Hermione: ...
  • Professor McGonagall: *under her breath, as she passes* I'll say you can
Online Fandoms Survey

Hey guys!!! So I am currently in my last year of school in Sydney Australia and I am taking the subject Society and Culture. As a requirement of this subject, I have to write a 5000 word report on a personal interest and like the giant nerd I am I have decided to do it on online fandoms. It would really help me out if you guys could please complete this survey for me which is linked below and also link it or reblog it to others who are also into fandoms. 

Thank you so much for taking your time to do this. I really appreciate it, love you all. 

The link:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf9AUYNwX1Dc6-DuodL0eal21r6h9fCT_FUrBCAYY_rM301bg/viewform#responses 

Okay but imagine Eric being a creeper and admiring you from afar, like even DYLAN is sick of hearing about how Eric loves the way your hair bounces with each step and your laugh and the way your lips curl up in class subtly when you find someone’s lame jokes and pencil throwing funny.

noW imagine Eric finally picking up the courage to talk you and him being him blushing when you turn to him and just having such a beautiful welcoming aura to him made him fall just a lil bit harder for u

Bonus: Dylan and his other friends are around the corner with a video camera and all you can hear is giggling and laughing but that just FUELSSS him and he wants to get with you to prove a point, hES NOT A DORKY VIRGIN (he is tho)

“So you wanna go out next Friday?” He asked in a hush tone, you completely lit up because you had been admiring this guy from afar for MONTHS

“Yeah I’d love too!”

Omg he’s such a giant nerd I love him so much fjfhfh

“Well I’m officially bored.” Dean said as he shut the book of lores he was reading 

 "Well I for one find this all extremely fascinating.“ Sam replied as he flipped the pages of the old book. 

 "Of course you are Sammy.” You laughed as you placed your empty bottle on the table and took a seat at the table. 

“Well what do you expect from a giant nerd in hunters clothing?” Dean laughed, causing a small giggle to escape you, causing Sam to glare jokingly. “Well isn’t this a lovely sight?” A Scottish accent greeted causing you all to whip your heads towards the entryway. 

“What the hell do you want?” You asked 

“Just was bored, figured I come bug my favorite Moose, Squirrel and Duck. I see the Giraffe is missing." 

"I’m right here.” Cas said as he appeared at his side 

“Well it’s an honor really for you to show up. How’s Heaven?" 

 "Good. How’s Hell?" 

 "Hot.” Crowley smiled

“Oh will you two just shut it?” You snapped as Dean and Sam rolled their eyes at them

“I’m sure they would if you kissed them?” You shot a look at Dean

“No Deany I’m sure she would much rather have a lolly.” Gabriel appeared handing you your favorite kind of lollipop, which you gladly accepted.

“Well since we are all here, what should we do?” Cas asked

“I’m sorry am I just chopped liver?” Balthazar said as he appeared on the table holding a necklace

“Did you really need to bring a stolen necklace?” Sam asked as they all stared at the angel who was still standing on the table

“This isn’t just any necklace boys, and [Y/n]. this is the heart of the ocean.” He said

“Still stolen.” Sam said

“Well I feel like a game. How about you?” Crowley asked causing you all to nod

“I suggest Twister.” Cas said, pulling a twister board out of the trenchcoat

“Do you really have a twister board in your coat Cas?”

“Doesn’t everyone?” He asked confused

“Well there is too many of us to play so maybe next time.” You replied as Gabriel picked the empty bottle up.

“What about truth or dare, Spin the bottle style?” 

Everyone agreed, and formed a circle on the floor, since you were the only girl they allowed you to start, the bottle spun and spun and soon landed on Balthazar.

“Truth or Dare?”

“Dare.” He answered

“I dare you to break your favorite bottle of wine.”

“What! No I….”

“No refusing.” Dean answered as Balthazar disappeared, returning in seconds with a bottle of red wine, which he threw out the window, and crashed to the ground.

 After that the game went on, before it landed on you Sam had put his hair in a messy bun, Crowley was in a dress, Gabriel had drunk a bottle of hot sauce and Dean was wearing your makeup. Then the  bottle landed on you.

“Truth or Dare?” Dean asked

“Truth.” You said, refusing to be like everyone else

“In this circle who do you like?”

“I like you all Dean?” You looked at him confused

“No I mean Like-Like?”

You looked nervously, for your crush was here but you didn’t know if they felt the same, you took a deep breath, sure that the fear was in your eyes. Then you said it.

Dean

Cas

Sam

Gabriel

Balthazar

Crowley

But imagine the raven gang going to a theme park:

-it would be for Adam’s birthday (”you really think we’d forget your birthday?”)
(if Adam had known he would’ve saved up for it months in advance)

-’gansey wanted to rent the whole park’ ‘that’s what normal people do right?’ *facepalms*

-Giant dork gansey would point out the flaws in every ride like ‘it’s a small world’ bc he’s a nerd like that (’shut up gansey’ ‘but it’s just wrong’ ‘shut up or I’ll make you shut up’ ‘I’m trying to enjoy this’)

-gansey totally loves the 4d thingy

-ronan actually doesn’t like rollercoasters that much, but he does sit beside adam in every one of them bc he’s ronan and it’s adam

-Gansey buys everyone cotton candy. Adam gets the biggest one

(okay I actually have quite some cotton candy headcanons so here they come)
-when blue and ronan have had enough of their cotton candy, they start hitting each other with it. probably bc one of them said something semi-offensive about the other
-adam tears off little pieces of his cotton candy and sucks on every little piece until the sugar melts in his mouth (FIGHT mE on this)
-noah also tears off little pieces of cotton candy but just chews on it
-adam notices noah tearing off pieces as well and feeds him one of his little pieces
-okay they’d totally feed each other their cotton candy pieces and giggle about it (dorks)
-ronan getting slightly jealous and hitting noah so his cotton candy ends up in his face
-blue hitting ronan bc noah is a precious cinnamon roll
-gansey frantically waving and trying to stop his bickering kids like a tiny dad (’guys stop it!’) (it doesn’t work)
-adam b l u s h i n g

-noah totally loves rollercoasters and everything that spins

-gansey can’t enter any ride/attraction for about two hours after eating the cotton candy. actually gansey can’t really stand any of the ‘heavier rides’ period, but he won’t ever admit that and will always blame food

-adam discovers his love for rollercoasters (but is, however, totally freaked out by the ‘it’s a small world’-like rides)

-noah hunting the rides in the dark bc he can

-blue loves absolutely everything. the higher/more dangerous, the better. srsly, that girl knows no fear

-noah and ronan racing in the swan boats/pedalo/pedal boat

-adam watching the two with fondness

-gansey dragging blue along some non-dangerous ride (’that sounds boring’ ‘you’ll like it, jane’)

-(it’s actually a train ride that goes around the whole park)

-ronan notices the two of them in the little train, shouts ‘you’re not going to leave me here dick!’ and jumps in the riding train bc he can. noah and adam are left behind, look at each other, shrug, and decide to go to the water area with the water glide and the piraña/rapid river thingies

-gansey noticing ronan being on the same train but totally losing his shit bc where are noah and adam?!

-blue trying to convince gansey not to go to the people of the theme park to call for adam and noah

-’can noah czerny and adam parrish please come to the restaurant. Sir richard campbell gansey the third is looking for you’

-ronan snorting and almost choking on the drink he just bought (by the time noah and adam are at the restaurant ronan’s almost on the floor bc he’s laughing so hard)

-I thOuGht you were d e a d!

-everyone leaving the theme park, drowsy and very happy. Adam’s got an extra gleam to his eyes and lights up everytime he thinks of the day.

-ronan/adam/noah all falling asleep against each other in the backseat of the pig

-blue wearing her recently bought shirt which is a teeny tiny bit too large for her

-smiles and cuddles

-rOnaN & AdAM on rollercoaster rides even tho ronan doens’t like them that mUcH
-NOAH AND ADAM SHARING THEIR CoTTON CANDY
-TINY DAD GANSEY totally worried when he doesn’t see someone for one minute
-BLuE liking everything
-THE RAVEN GANG IN THEME PARKS

Reasons to Watch Voltron: Legendary Defender

-THE ACTION
-The show is animated by Studio Mir (Known for Legend of Korra)
-LITERAL GIANT ROBOT SPACE KITTENS that all come together to form GIANT ROBOT MOMMA LION
-“I’ll form the head!”
-THE CHARACTERS. They’re all lovable and the character development is already amazing even though it’s so early on.
-Space Nigel Thornberry
-Klance. You’ll ship it. Trust me.
-“We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!”
-The beautiful, scarred hero that is SPACE DAD
-JUST SPACE IN GENERAL GUYS. SPACE.
-Selfless, brave, gorgeous Space Princess and her incredible cloud of hair. It’s so poofy. *Poof*
-Smol, peanut butter-loving, peanut-hating space nerd Pidge
-Space Capri Suns
-Hunk. Kind-hearted, selfless Hunk. Who loves food just as much as we all do.
-Badass castle that doubles as a spaceship. As if it wasn’t already cool enough.
-Blaster impressions *pew pew*

Honestly there are so many other great reasons to watch the show (feel free to add to the list) you just gotta watch it. JUST DO IT.

The Ways to Say ‘I Love You‘

Albus: I find you a giant nerd.


Albus: Your Face!…Is all red now, look at you.


Albus: Hey, is Scorp still in there? I’m getting worried.

Albus: You sure?


Albus: Aren’t there some books you should be seeing right now?

Albus: I’m offended on your books’ behalf. I was going to be their best man at your wedding.


Albus: I hope we go out together.

Albus: Bet I kill you first.


Albus: Are you?

Scorpius: I’m always happy…

Albus: Sap.


FIN.

i’ve got a lot of people in my love that I absolutely love, but  I wan’t to send an actual shout out @batgirlbatarangs . she hasn’t actually agreed to be my Valentine, but who cares? as my girlfriend she’s OBLIGATED to be. so??

listen. you’re a giant fucking nerd & I love you. since the moment that your daddy king brought us together, i’ve had a HEADACHE–just kidding/ it’s been a shit ton of fun. if i really wanted to be lame & cheesy I’d scroll ALL THE WAY to the top of our conversations and see how long its been but–im lazy? so lets just say its been a couple of months. of shit talking. of arguments. of accusing each other of kinks. of putting our muses through so much pa i n.  and it’s so cool. i never get tired of our stupid conversations. 

& we haven’t mad much time to talk to each other since you’re working and im schooling & the time zones & shit, but listen. you’re still fucking important. & the coolest chick I know.  & if i really allowed myself, this would be 200 pages long.  but fuck that I don’t have the time. 

love u, nerd. 

PS I DID NOT CALL U AN ALIEN

Since humanization is going around, I figured I’d make these. TBH im already falling in love with these fucking losers.

Red, (or Mikeal) is really quiet until you talk to him and find out he’s a giant computer nerd. Dispite being HUGE he’s not a fan heights. 

Susan is Susan and will beat the living shit out of anyone who gives her a little too much shit. If you know how to handle her, it’s kinda scary how loyal she is. 

PART ½