you gay human being what on earth are you doing

buffy the vampire slayer sentences (part one)

“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”
“I owe you pain.”
“I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.”
“Either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.”
“I’ve seen honest faces before. They’re usually attached to liars.”
“You still my girl?”
“I don’t want danger. Big ‘no’ to danger!”
“This is not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content…”
“You have fruit punch mouth.”
“Remind me to get you a stuffed animal.”
“It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself’…of course, I had no idea what it was about." 
"I got older.”
“I mean, what else did you dream last night? Can you remember?”
“I had to kill a man.”
“They never just leave. Always gotta say something.”
“We’re not friends. We never were.”
“Pepper spray is just so passe.”
“Hello, salty goodness!”
“What is your childhood trauma?”
“We’re still all rooting for you on Saturday. I’d be there for you myself if I didn’t have a leg wax.”
“Even if you see them coming, you’re not ready for the big moments.”
“If the apocalypse comes… beep me!”
“You’re not special; you’re extraordinary.”
“I mean really, really screwed up in a monumental fashion!”
“And so I guess I’ll keep fighting, too.”
“I love you. I don’t know if I trust you.”
“But then I realized fighting would be way more emotionally satisfying.”
“What are you doing here? Five words or less!”
“And you’re… what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m EVIL!”
“I think I’m kinda gay.”
“Gee, can you vague that up for me?”
“The earth is doomed.”
“God, every day here is the same.”
“I didn’t know it was evil!”
“Beer bad.”
“A human being in pain has nothing to do with your job.”
“Because I’m a stuck up, tight ass with no sense of fun?”
“This is valuable time out of life I’m never gonna get back.”
“He’ll see your amazing heart, and he’ll fall in love with you.”
“She’s… other really bad things.”
“Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot?”
“How’s forever? Does forever work for you?”

But Pearl Dating Mystery Girl Would Open Up So Many Story-Telling Possibilties

like, even if it didn’t end up being ‘end-game’ or anything, just consider all the storylines and developments and just cool situations that could come from it

  • more gay flirting before Pearl and S like what more could you want?
  • also more Pearl trying to navigate human social norms, that’s what more you could want
  • Pearl really learning and embracing Earth cultures in ways she’s never had the chance or inclination to do before
  • the character development. Pearl having transformed from the person who taunted Greg about being incapable of a true relationship with Greg because he was not a Gem (and therefore couldn’t fuse), to dating a human herself.
  • Pearl going to Greg for relationship advice
  • S going to Greg for relationship advice
  • Greg, Connie and S all hanging out and being part of the ‘humans who got roped into Gem stuff’ club
  • What’s S’s reaction when she finds out about Rose? Does she wonder if she’s just being Rose’s replacement? Does Pearl have to grapple with that question herself? Or does maybe S accept and understand and value Pearl’s past? Do they commiserate and bond over stories of past exes?
  • And consider… this is the way we finally discover how Pearl and Rose met, how they chose to rebel and founded the Crystal Gems. Pearl telling it not just to Steven, but her new human partner, as well.
  • S runs a tumblr, and she makes a lot of Quirky Romantic Shit Posts. or that’s what everyone thinks they are. she’s literally just blogging about her life:
    finally found the anarchist alien lesbian commune, my dreams are coming true’
    ‘my gf saved the world today what did urs do?’
    ‘went to the moon to make out with my girlfriend’
  • How about Girl getting along super well with Steven? Like rocking out with him, doing his nails, helping him choose a hair dye? Steven getting a new human mom?

anonymous asked:

Let me get this straight. For all you homophobic, and curious people you have to understand that this is the 21st century, sexuality should not even be a problem. yet it still is, and you know what, it shouldn't of even been a problem. Gay, Straight, Bisexual, Lesbian, Pan and asexual etc. ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS. We have one life on this earth and its up to us to make the most of it. to do what makes US happy without hurting ourselves or others. Why be with someone who doesnt make us happy?