you fat bro

I did it

inspired by this fat cat

bonus:

I’m just gonna sit in this corner of mine

*Gross sobbing*

Goddammit gentlemanly-tactics I didn’t need tears all over my house. I’m gonna be mopping it up for weeks LOL. T_T Thank you SO MUCH FOR THIS OMG. WORDS FAILED TO FORM when I opened that package because I then started shaking and then I had to pull him out from his bubble wrap protective shield and scrEAM FOR 30 MINUTES.

At long last he is mine. ;u;;;u; 

Also he’s free and wondering what in the world he’s in for LAUGHS