you face i swear

I overheard an argument in the bookstore today.
  • I was looking at Neil Gaiman’s books and on the next shelf over were a bunch of Stephen King novels. A couple was arguing as they made their way towards where I was standing.
  • Girl: What do you mean you don’t like any books?
  • Guy: I’ve just never read anything any good, it’s all been crap.
  • Girl: Are you fucking kidding me, all books are crap? is that what you’re saying?
  • Guy: Yep, all of them. I hate all books ever written.
  • (now they’re standing next to me, in front of the Stephen King books)
  • Girl: Isn’t ‘It’ your favorite movie?
  • Guy: OMG YES, it’s the best movie I’ve...
  • Girl: *hits him in the face with a copy of it* IT WAS A FUCKING BOOK FIRST YOU DOUCHEBAG.
  • Me: *dies laughing*
  • Marinette: dON'T DROP ADRIEN TAKE MY MIRACULOUS DO ANYTHING JUST DON'T LET HIM FALL
  • Also Marinette: *sends Chat Noir flying* look at him go

MC: *mentions girl group dances*

Hobi: 

Okay, so it kinda looks like Eve is with DOSA, right?

but as we can see, Eve would never betray her new family

I admit I panicked a little bit with the ep 3.09, I really thought Eve believed that she was an asset but now that I am calm, I remembered the trailers and those scenes. So we’re good, Eve is with the Library.  No Evil!Eve I am sad.


Now, we know the EoR comes with a price that Flynn is willing to pay, he would never d…

hahahaha, fuck!!! Why would you Flynn Carsen!!!!!!!??

HE BETTER NOT DIE!!!!

Amoré

Characters - Peter Parker x Reader.

 Word Count - 1030

Warnings - Language

A/N - This was supposed to be a drabble series but my brain wouldn’t stop. I just wanted to write something cute and light for once. The characters are minors so it’s going to be a fluff journey with no funny business. I just love Peter Parker, I think he’s adorable and hopefully I captured that because i’ve literally never written him before so bear with me.

Originally posted by captainamericacivilwhore

You stared down at the touch screen before you as a customer spewed an order at you. The whole setup seemed alien; you didn’t know what to press or how to tailor the order specific to what the customer was saying. Frustration was starting to flow through your veins, along with a fresh rush of anxiety. Frozen and flustered, your fingers hovered over the screen.

“Hello?” The woman’s voice carried a heavy tone of irritation as she snapped her fingers in your face, “are you even paying attention? I swear every time I come here, you people always mess up my order.”

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imagine how furious anakin would have been if he found out about what happened to leia when she got enslaved by jabba ,,,bruh

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Going from “I want to draw them in school uniforms” to “why did my brain think this was a good idea”.

I blame @ocean-kun for this–look at what you made me do I couldn’t stop thinking about Frisk in seifuku–

Okay now I can go crash :D

EDIT: Also here’s the sketch because for some reason I really like it haha–