you eat a ton

So the Japan National ended.. with expected winners..

Well the biggest surprise was that Hanyu got the flu and had to withdraw which made me so disappointed, cause I was excited like crazy!!  But maybe this was for the best.. take care of your health and come back stronger!! –he’s always in a (mechagucha) state this time of the year!!  Why don’t they move JN to January, really.. it’s not even 2 weeks between it and GPF, and their best athletes are always exhausted-..

So Hanyu will be going to 4CC and Worlds like he planned!!  Ganbatte!!  Always look infront of you and do your best!

Shoma was under so much pressure that it showed on him!!  He fell on a quad in his short, but did all three in the free, well done!!  But had many little mistakes in his jumps.. but overall great!!  -I still like his FP in GPF the most-..  The weight of the pressure showed in his last pose and tears, and maybe exhausted too!!  Omedetou Shoma, National Champion..

Shoma will go to 4CC, Worlds and Asian Winter Games!! Wow!! Ganbatte!!

Mura did very well in SP, but he again made mistakes in the FP!!  What happened.. maybe his stamina!?  And Tanaka doing so well in the nationals.. omedetou.. lol, Hanyu must be so happy watching his friend, and more he’s going to be with him in worlds and 4CC!! Lool.. Tanaka get ready for the over excited Hanyu..

Tanaka will go to 4CC & Worlds, while Mura will go to the AWG.  Ganbatte!!

As for the ladies, I was so happy for Kana I got tears in my eyes at the end of her FP!!  She had two hard seasons.. and at last she performed a clean FP.. and the step sequence at the end was so beautiful.. otsukare sama..

(Aww.. her coach is crying too..)

And Mao!  The 3A is back!! Lool.. how stubborn can this lady be..!! (reminds me of someone who’s down now with a flu)!! -whistle-

I’m glad the 3A is back but I hope that her knee is totally cured to do that!!  Even if she didn’t land it, she’s getting better now, jumping her triples.. she still needs more confidence though before her triple jumps.. she does them perfectly at practice, but in her SP I felt she slowed down before her triples.. which make my heart sink!!  In the FP though she went for them and jumped, even though she fell twice.. I think that’s better than doubling them!! Go Mao!!

(lol, i saw that! Yes too bad for the 3A!)

(Comforting her self after the sp!!)

(I like how still she helps out with the flowers <3

(I don’t think she can carry more than this, lol)..

She got 12 in the ranking though.. and we won’t see her in the 3 coming competitions.. I’m hoping she would participate in small competitions if there were any.. Kana won’t compete too.. but she’s a substitute for AWG.

(More Mao screen shots..)

Hongo did really well.. I was surprised of her being 5th!! Maybe the jumping layouts!!  And she brought back the River Dance for her FP, I like it better to be honest, I didn’t like her fp.. but changing a program in the middle of the season is tough!!  Ganbatte in AWG!!

Lastly, Omedetou Satoko for your 3rd champion!!  The first mistake in the FP took me by surprise honestly and I couldn’t help but scold her.. lol.. but then she did everything nicely.. Otsukare and good luck from here on!!!   –I can’t but laugh at her stoic reaction when she was first, umm, you should react more Satoko chan!!!-.  Her last reverse spin is always beautiful..

Satoko will go to the three coming competitions 4CC, Worlds & AWG!!  Ganbatte!!  And with her goes two young skaters Mai & Wakaba, I think that’s good.. yep..

Go Team Japan!!  Good luck & Fight!!

+ this boy and his pooh! 

Me: I mean, you can’t really /stop/ being a Jew…

Guy: Oh, so they kill you for apostasy?

Me: Oh, no way! We just don’t, like, stop considering you Jewish. Ever.

Guy: Wait, so you could eat a ton of pork and cut your sidelocks and stuff and they’d still, like, let you be Jewish?

Me: Yeah? Like, Judaism is like the Hotel California. You can check out any time you like but you may never leave.

Sunless Sea: The Experience

-discovering a really beautiful new island for the first time
-discovering something really fucking unsettling for the first time
-having 90+ Terror = continuous distressed yelling all the way back to London
-NOT REALIZING YOU HAVE HIGH TERROR TILL THE MUSIC STARTS 
-yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes
-Ok this place has a way to reduce terror
-It’s very expensive but that’s fine
-This is fine!
-Blemmigans.
-Becoming Captain Mushroom.
-Finally being able to afford a fancy new engine!
-Realizing that your fancy new engine eats a ton of fuel and you were not prepared At All
-Discovering the Salt Lions and playing Shipping Simulator for like an hour
-Literally selling other people’s souls to devils
-Running out of supplies in the middle of the godforsaken ocean and watching your crew descend into uncontrollable cannibalism
- a n x i e t y
-rat mechanics
-Taking a bunch of wine to Venderbight and getting so lit you have an existential crisis
-going to Nook, getting buck-ass naked, kicking someone’s ass for a glowing rock and joining an orgy
-squid boyfriend
-canon gays
-canon trans folks
-CANON NON-BINARY FOLKS
- N I C E
- Irem. Just… everything about Irem.
- A Mirrorcatch Box Full of Very Angry Dream Snakes
- Making notes to yourself so you don’t forget what you were doing the last time you played
-dying. again.

(play Sunless Sea the fandom for this game is TOO SMALL there aren’t even any memes in the tag yet)

“Clint and the Chinook” - Digital Oil Painting

“We wanted to get a dog up at the farm for a while, so– WHOA, what did you give him to eat? That is some serious doggie breath. Tony? Ton– Where are you go– WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM??”

(It was half of Tony’s Limburger and liverwurst sandwich.)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @alexloehr !! ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ♪

NILSA MY ANGEL thank you so much for always being so kind to me, you are a wonderful friend and always manage to make me feel better whenever I have a bad day! I LOVE YOUUUUU !! (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

i still think that the most german thing is not beer or brezeln, in my opinion its asparagus time because in which other country do you have like 80million people eating tons of aspargus nonstop, without ever taking a break for weeks on end. like we literally celebrate asparagus season with meeting up to eat our beloved Spargel and Spargel only.. and Idk but if thats not the most german thing than i dont know what it

Hope

Notes: It has been far too long since I’ve written anything, and of course after seeing Rogue One, I’d be inspired. Forgive the quality, seeing as this is definitely not up to par with my usual. I still like it, though, and I’m still confident enough to post! With that in mind, I do hope you enjoy this little piece for my favorite Captain. 

Word Count: 1122

Warnings: ANGST, Sadness, Mild Spoilers for Rogue One. Read at your own risk.

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Face Full of Feathers (Part 3)

Title: Face Full of Feathers

 Prompt: @acuteninja: Wings with Castiel?

 Pairing: Castiel x Female!reader

 Summary: Being able to see an angel’s wings means that you are their soulmate.  Too bad it took you a while to realize what you were seeing.  

 Warnings: Language.  Angst. Fluff.

Part 1       Part 2

Masterlist of FanFiction 

Originally posted by getluckywithbucky

Part 3 

Dean had been right, everything changed after that, at least in Gabriel’s eyes.  He and you used to spend the nights chatting away or watching movies.  And you still did that…except now Cas was there.  When he wanted to talk to you about something, Cas was there.  When he wanted to eat a shit ton of candy and watch movies, Cas was there.  When he just wanted a private moment with is best friend…Cas was FUCKING there!

Gabriel finally hit his breaking point.  He walked into the library and saw you sitting next to Cas.  To anyone else, it would have looked like you were both just flipping through some books, doing research.  But Gabriel could see the difference.  You had your back towards Cas, his right wing stretched out and wrapped around you.  Your head was leaning against the soft feathers.  Every couple of seconds, a few feathers would ruffle and you would giggle as they tickled your face.  Cas smiled over at you and just shifted closer.  Even for Gabriel, it was sickeningly sweet.  

“Why don’t you just get a room?!”  Gabriel snapped out, glaring at you and Castiel.  Both of your heads snapped around out his words, making you give him a strange look.  

“Gabe?  What are you talking about?”  

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Daryl Dixon:All yours

There’s void in side of you.Ever since the apocalypse started you hate being around people.Maybe it’s because you don’t want to attach to them and watch ‘em die.
“You’re done working for points!Now,you stay put and I’ll call Negan.”-Dwight yelled at your cheek becase you can’t look at the man who is Negan’s right hand man.
He left you with some fatass.He eats tons of shit everyday while you starve.
“Want some?”-he waved the sandwich around you to irritate you.
“That’s enough,Randy!-Negan yelled walking in the room.
“I thought he was Negan.”-you said looking at Randy’s fatass.
“Well,everybody is Negan.I own everything,I’m everywhere…So he is Negan.”-Negan said putting the piece of hair behind your ear.
“Why am I here?”-you said looking into his eyes.
“Well,you’re done working for points.You can live as a queen.Maybe even one my girls.You just have to say who you are.”-he said eyeing you.
“Who.Are.You?!-Dwight took your neck and pinned you against the wall.
"I’m the one who’s gonna fuck up the rest of your disgusting face.
The punched you so hard you fell on the ground.
You quickly got up as you saw unfamiliar face in the corner.You didn’t want to look weak.
"Fine…Your lost.This is Daryl.-he pointed at the man in the corner.
"You’re gonna take care of him.Feed him,make sure he doesn’t get shot or bitten.You’ll bath him and hell if I want to you’re gonna sleep with him.”-Negan said.
“This is your punishment.You know I don’t like killing women.”-Negan giggled.
“She’s your slave,your bitch.”-Dwight said to Daryl.
“One thing,you make sure he doesn’t run off.”-Negan said leaving the room.
“Don’t fuck this up!”-Dwight pointed a knife at your face then walked out.
There was a silente for a minute.
“I’m not like ‘em.You’re not my slave.”-Daryl stood in the corner with his head down like a lost puppy.
Dwight walked in.
“Let’s go,I got to show you where you two are gonna sleep.
He showed you the most beatiful room you saw in maybe ever.
"I know that you’re eyeing the bed,but that ain’t happening.Daryl sleeps in bed.Look we’re gonna break him one way or another.”-Dwight told you for once without violence or yelling.
“Where am I gonna sleep?”
“Floor.I got you a pillow and a blanket.”
He gave you the most uncomfortable pillow on the earth and the most dirtiest,smallest blanket.
The night came and you really tried to sleep in that shit,but you couldn’t,so you got up and looked throught the window and smelling people’s dinner.
“Why aren’t ya eating?”-Daryl asked as he walked in with a the biggest plate filled with different food.
"Dwight doesn’t let me.”-you said almost in tears.
“Yea,I know.So I got you this.”-he offered you a plate.
“Really,for me?-you grabbed the plate as soon as her offered you.
Afterwards you tried to fall a sleep,but it was so uncomfortable.
"I know you’re not a sleep.”-you heard Daryl talk.
“If you want I’ll sleep on floor and you can take the bed.”
“No…No.”-you gave him a fake smile.
“You know the bed is really big…”
Before he could finish his sentence,you got up and laid with him in bed.
“So,left is your side and right is mine.”-Daryl was so nervous,he turned his back.
“Shut up,Dixon.”-you hugged him and fell a sleep like that.
“God,you smell nice.”-Daryl said thinking that you can’t hear.
“Thanks.”-you said with a smile,still a sleep.

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“Maximum Ride” sentence starters
  • “Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”
  • “Can I come in?”
  • “We will call you Little One.“
  • “I can talk to fish!”
  • “She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”
  • “You were designed to be very smart.”
  • “And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”
  • “There’s nothing special about him at all.”
  • “Well… He’s a snappy dresser.”
  • “Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”
  • “So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”
  • “I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”
  • “I choose you.”
  • “Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”
  • “Don’t ever leave me again.”
  • “I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”
  • “Come back!”
  • “Wake up! Snap out of it!”
  • “You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”
  • “I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”
  • “They call me, The Sharkalator.”
  • “I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”
  • “I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”
  • “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”  
  • “Blending is out of the question.”
  • “There is one bright side to this.”
  • “You looove me, you love me this much!”
  • “You are avake, yah?”
  • “And you’re still a jerk, yah?”
  • “You stand out like a fart in a church.”
  • “Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”
  • “Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”
  • “You’re all the same. Count me out.”
  • “Oh great. Yoda captured us.”
  • “Dang, I’m good.”
  • “I feel like I’m going to hurl.”
  • “I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten.”
  • “I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”
  • “You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”
  • “If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”
  • “Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”
  • “Go to Germany and have kids together.”
  • “Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”
  • “I mean, this is pathetic.”
  • “You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”
  • “Shut up!”
  • “I hear voices, okay?”
  • “If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”
  • “No, I know. It’s just–”
  • “Their mothers were nobodies.”
  • “Well, you’re right there.”
  • “Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”
  • “All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”
  • “Excuse me? I’m alive too.”
  • “So the first thing we’re going to do —is push you off the roof.”
  • “I am a starfishhhh!”
  • “I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”  
  • “If you think I’m going to let you give up on us now, you’ve got another think coming.”
  • “ No! It’s different for you, you don’t know what it’s like…”
  • “You’re coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”
  • “Now get up, before I kill you.”
  • “Well, when you put it that way…”
  • “Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”  
  • “What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and world destruction?”  
  • “I’m not going to die today.”
  • “Time to die.”
  • “Harden your heart.”
  • “Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don’t let haters represent it. 
  • “It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”
  • “Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”
  • “I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”
  • “When did they start coming after you?”
  • “I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”
  • “Just give it your best shot.”
  • “You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”
  • “Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”
  • “I’m done jumping through your hoops.”
  • “You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”
  • “You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”

11.24.16  ♡  15/100 days of productivity

Happy Thanksgiving to all my lovely followers from the US! May you all have a great time with your families and eat tons of delicious food. We didn’t have school yesterday so my friends and I volunteered at Feed My Starving Children. Then I stayed at Starbucks for 5 hours to do an art project and finished it after another 5 more at home. Brb gonna stuff my mouth with food the whole day today.

Fluffmas Day 4-Movie Night (Hamilsquad x Reader)

Warning: Fighting, Movie Criticism

A/N: I hope you like it~

Movie night had started out as started out as such a nice idea, all of you would decide on a movie and eat tons of junk food then crash on the couch or whatever. Just a time to kick back from all of your heavy schedules and snuggle with each other. But when it came to holiday movie nights things always got tense…like now.

“I’m telling you we should watch It’s a Wonderful Life!” shouted Alexander.

“And I’m saying that we should watch The Nightmare Before Christmas!” thundered Hercules.

“I want to watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!” screamed John.

“Non, you are all wrong! We should watch Le pôle express!” yelled Lafayette.

You were sitting the couch calmly eating popcorn as you watched your boyfriends bicker. In a house with four strong and outspoken males things like this are bound to happen. When life gives you lemons, you made lemonade. But with your boyfriends, when gives them lemons, they’d throw them at people till they get what they want (usually it’s Jefferson though). And right now they each had a different lemon.

You had more sense than to intervene with their fight, besides you found this far more entertaining than any of the movies.

“It’s a Wonderful Life is an overplayed load of existential crap!” spat Hercules. If there was one thing you should never do is get between him and his Disney.

“How dare you say that about an American classic! It actually teaches people an important life lesson unlike your movie that’s just bunch of toys moved around for kids to watch! Besides we watched Nightmare Before Christmas last Halloween!” defended Alexander.

“It’s a dual holiday movie!” Lafayette and John had to hold Hercules back from strangling Alexander.

“Calm down, mes amours. There is no need to fight.” said Lafayette, stepping in between Alexander and Hercules. You thought they had finally come to their senses and realized how stupid the argument is. “It is obvious Le pôle express is the best choice!”

‘Spoke too soon’ you thought, eating some more popcorn.

“No way, that movie is such a downer.” John stuck out his tongue in disgust.

“John’s right! What kind of movie teaches kids to believe in something without proof! They should be taught to ask every question, examine every belief, and draw rational conclusions!” argued Alexander, rising from his seat.

“You know there’s something in this world called wonder! Something I think little kids should have! Which is why we should watch Night Before Christmas?!”

“No! We should watch Rudolph! It teaches social acceptance and demonstrates how what someone perceives as a flaw can actually be strength! Plus Rudolph and Clarice are so cute together!”

“Wonderful Life—Nightmare—Rudolph—Le pôle express!” they all shouted at each other.

You decided that you couldn’t sit back and watch anymore. If they kept arguing like this it’ll end up with fist fight or a debate. Both of which you were not in mood for. So you set your popcorn aside.

“THAT’S ENOUGH!“you screamed as loud as you could. Making all your boyfriends freeze in place. You gestured for all of them to sit back down, which they obeyed. "As entertaining as it is to watch four hot guys bicker about Christmas movies I think it’s time to end this. How about we watch The Muppet Christmas Carol? It has the existentialism and classicness of It’s a Wonderful Life, the wonder of Polar Express, group acceptance like Rudolph, and it’s Disney (sort of).”

The guys looked at each other, not having any arguments (or not willing to argue with you). They all agreed and you sat back down, snuggling up to John and Hercules. For the rest of movie night you enjoyed the antics and music of the Muppets.

Ana tips 😊

1a. Take a cold shower!
Yes I know water is so much colder in the winter but it will burn so many calories!
1b. If you can’t find motivation to stay in the cold shower then print off thinspo and put it in a clear slip. Hang it up in the shower and look at it when you want to get out of the shower because it’s too cold.
2. If you want to lose weight, you have to pay major attention to your diet. Eat protein so you’re not hungry and drink tons of water and green tea. NO SUGARY CANDY OR A LOT OF BREAD.
3. Chew gum when you’re hungry!
4. Try eating vegan alternatives to some unhealthy foods in your diet.
5. Keep a lot of thinspo where you can see it! Stay motivated and stay safe! ❤

“I feel life for the very first time, love in my arms and the sun in my eyes, I feel safe in the 5am light, you carry my fears as the heavens set fire”

Happy basday to my kisama-chaaan! I hope you have a great day with your friends, and eat tons of chocolate parfait!
I actually have quite the story with him. Back when I was scared of Kuro (which is a loooooong story, but let’s just say I really discovered SV later on because I was scared of him), Misono was one of my favorite characters. On preview images I actually liked my Austrian bro Licht best, but well… Kuro Satzi happened. So now Misono is my 5th fav character.

Anyway, long story short. Can I just say I love all SV charas? Of course some less than others, but they all make the story great… Now off to the Valentine’s post!

Bump In The Road

Before my old account got deleted, I used to follow @geminioriginalsimagines, and honestly I just love her blog so much, and she likes Chris Wood as much as I do, so I wrote this for her. You guys should follow her and read her imagines, they’re amazing x btw, I just love writing angst so much ugh idk why


The moment you felt sick after eating your favorite yogurt, you knew something was up. You checked the expiration date on the yogurt and the berries you added into it, both were fine.

You sat on the toilet, anxiously waiting fro the results from the home pregnancy test. You nearly died from happiness when all 5 of the test came back positive.

You were so excited! After countless of tries, and dozens of doctors saying you couldn’t have a baby, you and Jake were finally gonna get the little family you both wanted. 

You’d spent the day dancing by yourself and eating tons of chocolate. You decided you were going to tell Jake during dinner. You made baby back ribs, baby corn on the cob and put red wine into tiny wine glasses. It was perfect.

When the table was set, kitchen was cleaned and lights were dimmed, you took a shower and slipped on the little white sun dress Jake adored so much. 

You heard the door slam shut, indicating that Jake was finally home from work. You padded your way through the house and smiled when you saw your handsome boyfriend hanging his bullet proof vest on the coat rack. “Hi baby!” You smiled brightly, throwing your arms around Jake’s broad shoulders.

“Hi.” He grumbled, not returning your hug. You ignored his strange behavior, assuming it must’ve been the result of a stressful day at work. 

“I have some news.” You grinned, leading him to the table.

“Oh yeah?”

You nodded your head, biting your lip as you took a seat. Jake glanced at the table, raising an eyebrow. “I have news too.” He sighed heavily.

“So..” You both said, glancing at each other. 

“You first.I’ll save the best for last.” You grinned.

“Are you sure?” Jake looked guilty. You simply nodded, smiling so big that your cheeks began to ache.

“Look. I…um… I’ve been really stressed and  overwhelmed lately, from my job, and our relationship. I just… I need a break, Y/N. It’s not you. It’s me.” Jake said, avoiding your eyes. 

“Oh.” You breathed, your eyes tearing up. “Okay. That’s okay.  Take your time, I and I’ll get my things tomorrow morning.” You said, standing from the table. 

“Y/N I-”

“No. It’s fine Jake, it’s okay.” You offered a sad smile, turning to leave. 

“Y/N! Wait!” He called, but you ignored his pleas. 

Jake sighed and ran his fingers through his already messy hair. He looked down, thinking about all the hard work you must’ve put into this dinner. His eyes scanned the tabled, feeling more guilty with each second that went by.

Only then did Jake Riley see the tiny white stick with a pink plus sign in the middle.