you dummy i love you

you know that soulmate au where you have your true love on one wrist and your worst enemy on the other, but you dont know which one is which?

That would be such chaos for the characters in tlc.
Kai with Cinder on one wrist, and Levana on the other, so that he’s never quite sure who’s manipulating him and who’s actually in love with him.
Winter with Jacin on one wrist and Aimery Park on the other, so she thinks that her and Aimery are meant to be because Jacin doesn’t love her back.
idk about the other characters but those two sure would be interesting

I didn’t? (Peter Parker x Reader)

A/N: Based on the Tumblr post…you know the one. Couldn’t find a screenshot of it, so if somebody has it please add it on!

Summary (sort of): Peter Parker is bloody forgetful. Like damn.

Word Count: .5k (I might do a part two; I don’t really know how to work links though)

Originally posted by tomhollandnews

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firsts ✰ peter parker

summary : a collection of firsts between you and your beloved boyfriend, peter benjamin parker. 

author’s note : y’all okay this is so long my apologies i just??? went so overboard??? because i loved this so much?? also i could probably do more of these because it’s so cute and there are more things that could be added this was just already so long

  • the first time you meet peter, you’re pretty sure, at least just for a second, that you’ve officially met the human form of sunshine
  • seriously he’s always so happy??? and smiling??? and it’s honestly makes him so attractive to you in the first place
  • other than the exceptionally cute face that keeps angling itself toward you ever so slightly in ap chem class that thursday morning 
  • you’re both in lab and he’s sitting at his shared table with ned and he’s supposed to be making the mixture for his webs but oh well he’d rather stare at you like he does in every class you have together
  • (it’s three, three classes and two free periods and lunch and your locker is four down from his, not that he’s paying much attention to that sort of thing)
  • finally ned encourages him to walk up to you in class and ask for an extra beaker one day
    • “do you want my hat for some confidence boosts”
    • “no ned you’re the only one who can wear that hat properly”
    • “you’re not wrong”
  • so peter casually strolls up to your table where you’re sitting alone because your partner is absent and he bumps into the front of the desk 
  • you glance up from your work to see him holding his ribcage and mumbling under his breath
    • “oh, hi peter!” you say cheerfully
    • “wait you know my name?” ohmygodohmygod she knows who i am what the hell oh my god
    • “well duh, we have three classes together of course i do”
  • the best way to describe him in that moment is having lit up from within
  • he instantaneously smiles so wide and so excitedly as he realizes that you’ve noticed him too and maybe not in the same way he’s been noticing you but it doesn’t matter because it’s something 
  • he can work with something
  • and he definitely does
  • from the moment he slid into the empty seat next to you, turning around to give ned a completely obvious thumbs up with another wide grin, you knew you were goner
  • the first time you hold hands with peter you’re on the train with him going to meet may for the first time
  • you’re sort of together but not really but at the same time everyone knows that you and peter are pretty much dating
  • anyways peter really wants you to meet his aunt because she’s his favorite person ever but you’re slowly becoming a contender for that title
  • also may has been relentlessly asking to meet you for the past month and a half of you and peter developing strong feelings for each other so he figures now is as good a time as any
  • especially since he’s planning on asking you to be his girlfriend in the very very near future
  • so you’re taking the train back to his apartment and there’s barely any room for the both of you to sit unless he goes across the cart and the last thing this cutie wants to do is leave you 
  • he’s chilling and holding onto the pole thing by your seat and his other hand is dangling at his side kind of close to yours and he really wants to grab your hand so his fingers are kind of like twitching awkwardly ‘cause he’s not sure whether or not he should just lean down and go for it
  • you’re the one that goes for it in the end, shifting your bag on your lap before you reach out to hold his hand kind of loosely in case he doesn’t really want to
  • but he really wants to
  • and the blood rushes to his face so quickly when he glances down to see you shyly smiling up at him with your hand in his not quite firmly enough 
  • he laces his fingers through yours and makes sure you know he wants to do this more than anything else 
  • peter kind of adores hand holding
  • it makes him super happy and he feels safe and loved and cared for when you hold his hand for that first time 
  • he swings your hands back and forth between you as you trek to his apartment and he does it an exaggerated fashion that makes you laugh
  • he’s happy, so happy
  • the first time he kisses you is that same day, and it’s also the day he officially becomes your boyfriend
  • basically it’s a day neither you nor him would ever or could ever forget
  • you had just arrived at his building and you were both just standing there staring at each other with your hands still clasped together 
  • he had a dopey little happy adorable grin on his face as he bounced on his heels slightly and that made you smile so hard as well 
  • he looked like the most excited little boy ever 
  • which he was, if you really think about it
  • anyway he kind of just moves his hands up to your face for like a second and he hesitates but you nod and tell him that it’s okay so he presses them against your cheeks
    • “i- i wanna… can i… i’m gonna kiss you is that okay maybe”
    • “yeah pete, that’d be okay with me” you smile really softly at him and he nods again and he’s so nervous
  • he leans in and you lean in and you’re so close that you can practically feel his eyelashes delicately fluttering against your cheeks 
  • and then he closes his eyes and he kisses you and it’s only for like four seconds but it’s okay because you’re sure that it’s the best kiss you’ve ever experienced in your life
  • when he pulls back he’s so blushy and cute and shy with his head ducked slightly so you can’t look at him when he asks the next question
    • “so- um, maybe when i- i introduce you to may, i could possibly call you my… girlfriend? maybe? if you’d like to be…”
    • “PETERYESI’VEBEENWAITINGIWOULDLOVETOBE”
    • “OHOKAYIMSORRYTOKEEPYOUWAITING”
    • “IT’SFINEIREALLYLIKEYOU”
    • “ILIKEYOUMORE OKAY COOL LET’S GO MEET MAY”
  • the cutest babes ever :’))
  • the first time he calls you babe is maybe a week or two later
  • he doesn’t really mean to but it slips out and he can’t take it back
  • after seeing your reaction to it he doesn’t want to it back anyhow but before he notices how bright you beam at him he definitely slaps a hand over his face in embarrassment 
    • because like,,, is that even allowed am i supposed to say things like that what are relationship rules is that okay ohmygod
  • so you’re sitting at his desk and you’re going over calc homework with him and you’ve got a pen cap stuck between your lips as you concentrate and he is on his bed with one hand on his cheek and an elbow propping him so he can gaze at you the way an art connoisseur would admire a painting in the MET and he can’t help it
  • it just slips out like
    • “i got really lucky when i met you babe”
    • but he doesn’T MEAN TO SAY BABE AND HIS HEART KIND OF GOES !!!!!!!! but in a bad way
    • he’s like ah fuck i ruined it
    • but you spin around in his little spinny chair that you love and you grin at him and then he relaxes a bit and thinks hey ok good job peter so suave and charming nice one man and pats himself on the back a bit
    • “babe huh”
    • he tries to play it cool but he squeaks out “ummm yeah well like if you’re cool with it ya know haha” 
  • spoiler alert ! you’re v cool with it
  • the first time he says i love you isn’t during some big grandiose argument about him being spider-man
  • in fact it’s probably the lamest fucking thing ever and he kind of regrets not making it a bigger deal to tell you that he loves you but like whatever
  • it makes for a funny story
  • he’s been up with you the past two weeks studying for a history final that has you stressed out you haven’t kissed him hello in like… two days
  • you get out of your final and you’re like sweating from the stress of it and from holding your breath while answering questions because half of the shit you studied for isn’t on the test??? and like??? american education system whatever bye
  • he doesn’t even have a test that day but he waits outside the room for the hour and a half anyway
    • “you probably aced it babe you’re so smart i bet you did wonderfully i’m so sure of it”
    • “when i go to summer school you’re gonna wanna take those words back peter benjamin parker”
      “shut up let me supportive gosh y/n… anyways wanna go get celebratory donuts, my treat obviously”
    • “yes let’s go right now”
  • so another few days pass and you’re getting the tests back and peter skips the last ten minutes of his advanced english class to linger outside your door so he can be the first to greet you when you leave
  • the bell rings and you’re the last one out 
  • (this is mostly to tease peter because you know he’s outside the door he’s not good at being inconspicuous even if he’s spider-man)
  • you finally come out and he bounds over to you with wide eyes and places his hands on your shoulders 
    • *drmatically* “tell me the news”
    • *sadly* “well i…” *dramatic pause* “acED IT WITH FLYING COLORS PETER I PASSED !!!!!”
    • he practically squeals with happiness and he hugs you so tightly you’re lifted off your feet as he babbles on “oh my gosh i knew you could do it i’m so proud i love you so much you’re so smart i can’t believe i’m with a genius wow”
  • you step back with your mouth sort of agape in shock and peter tilts his head at you in confusion because he didn’t know that he said it just came out like words tend to do with him
    • “peter”
    • “what?????”
    • “you just you loved me”
    • “wait i did” he takes a moment to remember what he said and then he does and he just goes “aw damn it that’s not how i wanted to say it now it’s ruined god damn it”
    • and you’re just like the epitome of the heart eyes emoji because he looks so distraught that he ruined the moment 
    • “peter shut up for a second you dummy i love you so much too”
    • “oH REALLY WOW THAT’S AWESOME
  • he’s a huge dork
  • but you wouldn’t have it any other way because this is the nerd that you love and would love for as long as possible

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  • Norman: What's the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...fiddle-dee-dee?
  • Wally: Fool me once, and I'll be fooled for a day. Teach me to fool people, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.
  • Joey: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice!
  • Sammy: I do believe that's the expression.
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Request: “could you do a peter smut where the reader was at his apartment for some reason (shit man idk why) and he comes home all beat up and she finds out about him being spiderman and she cleans him up an reassures him she won’t tell anyone and it leads to smut??? this was really long and all over the place so im sorry but i think it’d be cute?”

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Word Count: 2.4k

Warnings: SMUT!!! DADDY KINK PETER BC OFC HE’D WANT TO BE DOMINANT THAT COCKY IMPATIENT BASTARD!!! Oh dear God I am going to Hell. Like this is 18+ stuff kids, you’ve been warned

Under the cover of night, everything was black. His suit was stained black, his hands coming back black after touching the stinging wound on his chest. The trail he left was black, readily soaking into the ground to be red come morning light. Peter’s breathing was shallow as he hoisted himself up the side of his apartment block, preferring the pain over accidentally waking his Aunt. Each excruciating clamber ached as his muscles weakened away to the dull throb of pain, which explained why the shadow lurking in his room didn’t tickle his spidey senses the moment he dropped onto his carpeted floor.

With the flick of your finger, light blared in Peter’s eyes, his bloodied hand coming up to shield his face. Blood poured through his fingertips, dropping onto the cream floor, staining the carpet with crimson spots. You fell to your knees, a look of both concern and anger lacing your features.

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Boy Next Door: Vernon

Dedicated to: @in-san-i-tee

Note: Drink responsibly

•JuSt ImAgInE

•a smol 7 year old bean by the name of hansol vernon chwe moving in next to you

•(it’s not a right, it’s a privilege)

•your lil 7 y/o self didn’t want to be near him because eW BOYS HAVE COOTIES!

•your mothers introduced themselves and hansol peaked your interest bcoz he was just staring into space

•“hansol, introduce yourself.” ~ “Where are we?”

•you couldn’t help but giggle which made lil bby hansol shyly mumble a “Hi.”

•when you saw the little toy hansol was holding, you gasped at how cool it looked

•that’s when hansol lit up and started talking to you abt his lil rocket toy

•“it lights up?!” ~ “Yeah! And I can make it go swoOSH!” *cue lil hand motions*

•your parents let you and hansol go play with the lil rocket toy

•“What if I built a rocket for you?” ~ “you promise?” ~ “Pinky promise!”

•and thus a bEaUtIfUl friendship was born

•y’all went through everything together

•elementary school was all fun and games

•middle school was obviously the weird tween, age stuff (lmao get it)

•through thick and thin, hansol was there

•BuT tHeN, high school came around

•you noticed hansol drift away from you over the summer

•you loved being with hansol, maybe more than a friend (YOU DID LOVE HIM MORE THAN A FRIEND)

•when you found out his distance was because he got a girlfriend, you were EXTRA sad

•hansol had changed

•everyone called him “Vernon” and he was sweeping through girls hearts like they were dust

•you never saw him much after that

•he was busy with his 12 other best friends (and girls)

•you’d sometimes see him around the school halls which would make your heart twinge sadly

•and wOW DID THREE YEARS GO BY!

•(“oOh ZoOm!” -Hong Jisoo 2k17)

•surprisingly you were invited to an end of the year senior party

•which typically included the following: drugs. alcohol, dancing, vernon +12 others, bad decisions, etc.

•your friends dragged you to the party, claiming you “needed to go out more”

•when you got to the party, you weren’t surprised when your best friend left you for her boyfriend, Yoongi

•you grabbed a drink and decided to at least have a little fun

•(not TOO MUCH fun)

•you socialized with a few people you knew and made a few friends

•until your bladder decided it HAD to go

•and oFF YOU WENT to find a bathroom

•maybe you were sLIGHTLY tipsy…okay, you were drunk

•and couldn’t find a bathroom

•hitting the walls in an angered drunk state because you couldn’t find one

•you stumbled upon a door thinking it was a bathroom

•(it’s not hon)

•ONLY TO FIND *le gasp*

•hanso-…Vernon and some girl (aggressively) making out

•(AwKwArD)

•you wanted to cry at this point

•you really did love and miss him

•Without knowing, tears burst from your eyes

•“Y/N, are you okay?”

•you ran (more like stumbled) off

•drunk and crying, at this point you didn’t care anymore

•you heard him call after you, but that wasn’t your best friend from before

•“Y/N! STOP! Slow down!”

•you didn’t want to talk to him, not “Vernon” at least

•you felt him grab your wrist, pulling you in front of him

•“Y/N this isn’t you! Please, what’s wrong?”

•“WHAT’S WRONG?! YOU’RE NOT YOU EITHER, HANSOL!”

•you used his real name out of anger

•the poor boy looked slightly hurt and confused

•“Y/N, let me take you home.” he sighed

•“No.” ~ “Y/N…” ~ “NO!”

•he grabbed your hand and dragged you to his car, you were too dazed to care

•“Y/N, I’m taking you home.” ~ “whatever.”

•he took you home, thankfully your parents were out so you wouldn’t get yelled at

•hansol tucked you into your bed and was about to leave when…

•you grabbed his wrist! (aNgStY)

•“Hansol…you never built me that rocket.”

•“What?”

•“you pinky promised, but then you left me…and i was sad because i love you.”

•(wOw V dRaMaTiC)

•“You dummy.” ~ “excuse me?!”

•hansol chuckled at your drunk reaction

•“The only reason why I left you is because I thought you didn’t love me.”

•“hansol, you dummy.” ~ “I just called you that.”

•“I love you, Hansol.” ~ “I love you too, Y/N.”

•“hansol, will you stay with me?” ~ “Of course.”

•and y’all fell asleep (on opposite sides of the bed because we’re all innocent here)

•the next morning you woke up with a massive headache

•you thought the whole hansol thing was a dream

•“Y/N, GET UP!!!!!”

•“you’re too loud.” you sighed at your friend

•you were surprised she didn’t have a hangover from yesterday

•“how did you even get in my house?” ~ “Your mom let me in, duh.” ~ “oh, yeah.”

•she dragged you out of your bed and forced you to get ready

•“We’re going to get ice cream!”

•thank God it was something you could agree to on a Sunday morning

•you guys met up with your other friends + their boyfriends: Yoongi, Jungkook, Mark, and Sehun

•basically leaving you to be a loner

•you all neared a familiar ice cream shop

•one you hadn’t seen in a long time, small and space themed with the BEST ice cream

•you and hansol always went there together when you were younger

•you all got your ice cream and it was in fact delicious

•next on your friend’s list was the arcade in your town

•“what’s with the sudden need to go out?” you asked your friends

“We’re just…BORED! Haha…now, come on!”

•your friend dragged you to a certain game

•a game you and hansol could never beat when you were in middle school

•you smiled sentimentally and remembered the dream you had

•(or was it really a dream?)

•it was getting late and the arcade was getting a little boring

•“Okay, we’ll take you home Y/N.”

•the ride back home was quiet, your friend texting someone the whole time

•which was odd considering she was a bit “chatty”

•Yoongi pulled into your driveway and your friend turned to you

•“Y/N, we have a surprise for you but you have to close your eyes!”

•you were confused, your birthday wasn’t until a couple more months

•reluctantly you closed your eyes

•your friend led you out of the car

•you heard hushed whispers around you which made you more confused

•“You can open your eyes now, Y/N!” your friend yelled

•you looked around curiously

•your backyard was covered in candles and lights that shined like stars

•a small backdrop that had a galaxy on it hung from the tree you and hansol climbed all the time

•“what is all this?” you asked your friends

•“Y/N…” you turned at the familiar voice

•“hansol, what’s going on?”

•“I just wanted to confess properly to you, Y/N. You see, I didn’t exactly build you a rocket…but, I hope we can build a relationship together.” hansol blushed

•he handed you a bouquet, within the flowers was the little rocket toy from before

•you accepted his confession, which lead to 12 other guys coming out and cheering

•in the end, you and hansol really did build a relationship together

•THE END

•BONUS

•“let me get this straight: Seungcheol, Jeonghan, Jisoo, Junhui. Soonyoung, Wonwoo, Jihoon, Minghao, Mingyu, Seokmin, Seungkwan, Hansol, and Chan?”

•“Yep.”

•“WoW! sHe NaMeD aLl Of Us So QuIcKlY!”

•“oOh ZoOm!” -Hong Jisoo 2k17

Leo Valdez X Reader - So Many Things

Word Count: 1230

Summary: There were so many different things that Leo Valdez did with you that made you all happy and giddy inside. Here are 5 of the weirdly adorable things.


Number 1 - When Leo Would Surprise You With A Random Trinket:

“….And I really have no clue why he would think that I of all people would-” Your sister stopped speaking. “(Y/N), your boyfriend’s coming over. Like, he’s running over here frantically. He really is an idiot, isn’t he?” You rolled your eyes at her, spinning around.

“Yes, but he’s my idiot.” You walked over to meet Leo halfway, and he immediately encased you in a hug. He pulled away and gave you a quick peck on the cheek before holding something out to you.

“For you, my love,” he said with the cheesiest British accent a person could manage. You stifled a laugh and took the object.

“Thanks, Leo, it’s a really nice… uh…” You moved the object around in your hands, trying to find out what it was. Finally, your fingers brushed over a little button-like part, so you pressed it. Up popped a picture of the two of you. How he got such a thing, you had no clue, since you had never once posed for a picture with Leo. But he did, and it was beautiful. “Gods, Leo, this is amazing.”

Leo was smiling a huge smile. “I know. I call it the Valdezacator 2.0.” You closed it back up and gave Leo a big hug.

“You’re an idiot.”

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Monsta X Reaction #18 - They wake up to you wearing booty shorts/their shirt ~the morning after~

@virtualt asked: Reactions to Monsta X when they find you wearing only booty shorts/short boxers and one of their shirt the morning after

a/n: (I’m going to assume that this means the morning after your first time sleeping together~)


Hyunwoo: He would find this the cutest thing ever. He would smile widely and pull you closer to him, snuggling into you and never wanting to let you go.

He’d ask if you felt okay too and if you needed anything from him. He’d want to make sure you were still comfortable and that you didn’t regret making love to him. Because that’s how he sees it. You two were in love beyond words and that’s what he showed you last night and what he will do anything to continue showing you for the rest of your lives together in every moment he spend with you regardless of what you’re doing.

He’s a cheesy mf I’ll tell you that but he’s also cute and sentimental AF so cherish this lil cheese ball okay???

*I couldn’t find a gif to match so enjoy this gif of sexy Hyunwoo isntead*

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Hoseok: He would find this really sexy. A smirk would tug at his lips as he’d stare unabashedly into your eyes. In his raspy, deep morning voice (fuckk) he’d say:

“Damn Jagi after last night I didn’t think you could get any sexier but you proved me wrong. How did you even find that shirt of mine? I haven’t seen that thing for months” *laughing* “Did you take my shirt when we started dating??”

You: “No… Okay yes, but it’s so comfortable. It’s my favorite thing to sleep in. Is that okay?”

He’d wink at you mischievously and say, “Hell yes it’s okay. You look hotter in that shirt that anyone else ever could.” time for round 2? ;) that’s up to you

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Minhyuk: -thinking- Okay Minhyuk… Y/n is asleep right now you can wait for them to wake up… What is wrong with me? Ugh I’m sweating…

-whispers- “Jagi… are you awake…? I can’t stop thinking about those sounds you made last night and you look so sexy with my shirt and that morning hair…”

You: -laughing/half asleep- “Do you need me to help you with the little problem you have there Minhyuk?”

Him: “No jagi, I need you to help me with this big problem you’ve given me…”

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Hyungwon: He’s in a state of pure bliss tbh.

“How are you so much cuter in my shirt than I am?” He’d kiss your temples, then the tip of your nose and continue. You’re so perfect, even with no makeup on. I just love you so much jagi. I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’ve truly made me the happiest man alive just by existing.”

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Kihyun: -lovey dovey and silly- “Jagi~” He’d mumble, bopping his nose against yours. “It’s too early in the morning for you to give me a heart attack like this. When did you put my shirt on?”

You: “I was cold so I picked it off the floor…”

“You could have just snuggled closer to me love. I wouldn’t have minded it at all”

He’d wink at you then, making you both laugh. He’d make sure you were laughing/in a good mood all morning, also making sure you felt okay after the night you spent together.

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Changkyun: He’d try to sound cool and a bit cocky when you two first spoke to try to hide how worried he was that you were okay since this was your first time together, However he’d be thrown off by your adorable/sexy morning voice/hair combined with you wearing his shirt.

“D-damn…You’re so cute but so hot at the same time? Like, how?”

You: -chuckling at the effect you had on him- “Like what you see?”

*gif* “Do you want me to show you how much I do?”

You: -hitting him playfully- “I just woke up and you’re already being greasy.” you’d sigh dramatically and continue, “what have I done?”

He’d frown a bit, catching you off guard. “Did I make you feel uncomfortable…? I didn’t mean to…”

You: “What? No I don’t feel uncomfortable at all. This is actually the most comfortable I’ve ever felt around another person. I love you dummy.”

The smirk would be back instantly. “I love you too Y/n. So much.”

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Jooheon: He would be that mix of sexy and infuriatingly cute.

He’d wake up to you looking at him and look you up and down like *first gif*. He’d smirk at you and you’d roll your eyes at him, flicking his nose in response.

“Hey! That hurt~”

You: “Oh it didn’t hurt that much. You’re okay.” You’d kiss his nose then, “Here, I made it all better!”

That’s when he’d switch to his cute side *second gif*. “Hmmm okay it didn’t hurt that bad. But you feel okay too right?” For a moment you’d see a serious look flash across his face, but it would be gone faster than you could blink and he’d cover it with a joking/cute tone “You still love me right~?”

You’d respond with a light and sarcastic tone, “No. I don’t. Just kidding~ If I didn’t love you I wouldn’t be wearing your shirt??”

He’d laugh then and call you a jerk, playfully hitting your arm.

You two would end up joking and laughing the rest of the morning and into the day. Neither of you would leave the house until the next morning, cuddling and watching movies under the blankets the majority of the day.

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A/N: Hello @virtualt! I’m sorry it wouldn’t let me tag you for some reason :( I hope you still see this and like the reaction though!